Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[HARSH NOISE]

I don't remember where I heard/read "ska is what plays in a 12 year old's head when he gets mozzarella sticks" but it sums it up perfectly.

 

[Ita Mori]

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Getting minor celebs to do things for you is not a "game". Grow the fuck up and spend money.

Pro-tip: Onlyfans is your friend.

The same faggot who said Danzig is irrelevant...

Is Danzig asking Misfit fans to play a game of "I dare ya to fill my venue, after you rented said venue for me."?

Just... how are they this lacking in self-awareness?

 

[Red Hood]

The ironic thing is that Blob supports having an ”on/off switch” that you use when you're dealing with Republicans that ”stops you hesitating”.

In other words, it's good to be a psycho so long as you hate Republicans.

That's not what ”this you?” means. I can see that Bob saw his waifu say it and thought he'd use it in the hope of getting her to drop everything, fly to Boston, and create, I don't know, a mixed race Moviebob (Roberto Chipman-Ocasio?) but the way she and everyone else uses it is to point out hypocrisy.

I know quoting myself is a bit trashy but this is how you use it.

How was Frank Grimes anything other than right, though? He worked hard and got screwed over. The message of that episode was ”sometimes hard work can be defeated by luck and privilege”, which is a woke concept and so something I'm surprised Bobby doesn't support to please his overladies.

Once again, Hitler and Stalin were both smart people and did what they thought would better the world.

Intelligence does not make you inherently morally good; it is a gift from God, and what you do with that gift determines whether you are morally good or not.

Isn't paddling legal in some Southern states? I'd assume that's what happened and the woke are, as per usual, making a mountain out of a molehill.

This you?

So, what Chris is saying is he'd stick around for a lady that was into Mein Kampf?

 

[Koby_Fish]

So, what Chris is saying is he'd stick around for a lady that was into Mein Kampf?

this is all probably because Bob got so immersed into Randianism he became (more) insufferable (to his family) for a time, and Chris was all, "I don't want no chick that likes THAT shit" and then eventually Bob learned not to mention ayn rand around lilbro.

 

[Foltest]

I am getting so sick of Chris begging all the time for money. Ffs Chris, you have a job as an engineer! It is so shameless.

 

[TheBeanz]

A good person is a woke one (Ash Sarker's article)

Today in 'Bob doesn't know shit about', it's UK politics!

Everything in this quote that he's tweeted is bang on. Idpol pandering (Which I think was brought into Starmer's leadership by Angela Rayner) and the touch of that borderline Communist Corbyn has killed Labour's legitimacy with the working class.

Like, look at this shit, it speaks for itself

 

[Oliver Onions]

Really? Nothing at all about the regular people who have to talk to a person with a god complex despite the sheer exhaustion it causes?

I'm thinking he's going for something along the lines of "man invented God so a god complex is imaginary anyway, or would be if you were as enlightened and euphoric as me" , but his language skills chipmaned up his point again

Forgive my lateness, I just wanted to say I think you're giving Bob more credit than he's due.

I think he either forgot or didn't care about the context he was responding to; he just wanted to make a predictable atheist joke to dunk on the Christians, like any good fedora tipper.

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Nice pandering, Keir! Hey, remind me: How did you do in the Scottish elections last Thursday? Oh, right...

Keep it up though, this shit is clearly working wonders for your party.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Being autistic on The Simpsons is one of my weaknesses in life so I gotta point out how stupid Bob is in his interpretation of "Homer's Enemy."

The point of "Homer's Enemy" is to affectionately mock how zany the show had gotten after being on for nearly a decade. In seasons 1 & 2 of The Simpsons the plots were rather down to earth. Homer had to deal with getting fired from his job and how the depression drives him to attempting suicide. Bart has an emotional breakdown over finding out that he failed a History test that decides whether he has to repeat the 4th Grade. You get the point.

Frank Grimes serves as a comedic "What If?" of how a more down to earth Season 1-2 era character would react if put into the modern era show. He loses his fucking mind because the show now is over the top absurd. Swartzwelder intentionally lampshades this by doing what Simpsons rarely did by directly referencing past episodes: Homer being friends with Gerald Ford, going to Space, and even winning a Grammy. All this while working a day job as a Nuclear Technician.

When everyone at the funeral starts laughing over Homer sleeping it's not just about them not giving a crap about Frank Grimes. It's a self aware farewell to what The Simpsons once was when it was first developed by Sam Simon and James L Brooks.

But hey that's just a theory, an autistic Kiwifarms theory.

 

[The Valeyard]

I can't fault what Vic King said; taking pampered no-name actors down a peg is always awesome.

Yeah, Ray Fisher was trying to leech off Gal Gadot's recent interview with Israel's N12 News where she confirmed reports that Joss Whedon had threatened to ruin her career after she disagreed with his rewrites of Wonder Woman in Justice League.

Venom:

I didn't like the trailer, but I hope that Venom: Let There Be Carnage and Morbius both do well enough that Sony feels confident enough to pull Spider-Man out of the MCU.

 

[Bolo]

I didn't like the trailer, but I hope that Venom: Let There Be Carnage and Morbius both do well enough that Sony feels confident enough to pull Spider-Man out of the MCU.

I think that would be great for Spiderman to be honest.

I'm way past capeshit movies, so i just won't be watching any of these anyway, but if i'm allowed to be a bit judgmental here, any true fan of Spiderman worth of it's salt should HATE the MCU version of "spiderboy".

I flat out hate what they did to Peter in those movies, and I'm not a fan of the previous Spidermans as well, but this "oh gee, Mr.Stark sir, can I please suck you cock" peter parker just fucking blows.

Also, Spiderman never really worked that well in the very own Marvel comics. Like Daredevil, Spiderman works best when he is having adventures by himself, fighting his own rogues and dealing with the good old "parker luck", and the marvel writers knew that, that is why on a lot of the big Marvel events from 80's and 90's, Spiderman was mostly a background character, or just getting a setup for a storyline on his own comic (like the symbiotes).

That is why I never bought the hype of "Spiderman is in the MCU", where they made Tony Stark of all people to be Peter's new uncle Ben.

One thing none of the movies never got right about Peter parker was that Peter always acted as if he had a chip on his shoulder, he wasn't rude or acted out of malice, but he would get confrontational in a drop of a hat (which a lot people described Ditko being like that), and be downright a stubborn asshole, with very few people having the patience to deal with his shit, Daredevil being one of the few, and that is another reason on why Spiderman never worked well on teams, because like Daredevil, he ain't a team player.

Of course, over the years and with other writers, they would mellow Peter out, but he was never a bitch, that is thill civil war, and i guess we are just stuck now with The Amazing Spider-simp.

"oh, golly gee Mr.Stark, you did it, you saved the world, now i can suck you iron cock, right?"

Fuck that noise, If sony takes another crack at Spiderman, and make it close to the original peter Parker, i say go for it, forget about that lame ass from the MCU, forget about the MCU period, it is shit now, find something else to watch.

 

[Oats12345]

Forgive my lateness, I just wanted to say I think you're giving Bob more credit than he's due.

I think he either forgot or didn't care about the context he was responding to; he just wanted to make a predictable atheist joke to dunk on the Christians, like any good fedora tipper.

Nice pandering, Keir! Hey, remind me: How did you do in the Scottish elections last Thursday? Oh, right...

Keep it up though, this shit is clearly working wonders for your party.

You know after seeing who Bob is and acts. It makes me glad I'm not a atheist

 

[Positron]

Aha! Someone remembers!


Bobby's also read Plato:

If Bobby were so well-read why are his writings such turds?
And why fault a writer for laying out the conclusion before he goes on to argue for them, unless it is question-begging?



The Bruenigs. Sady "Jude" Doyle is a very deranged woman that Bobby once simped for especially pathetically.

Are you curious what Bobby's answer might be? Stay tuned for the next installment!


I'm not sure what they are talking about. Just a reminder that Cancel Culture totally does not exist, and "holding bad people responsible" is an appropriate tactics for appropriate targets.

Cartoon:

 

[instythot]

You know after seeing who Bob is and acts. It makes me glad I'm not a atheist

When you look at how hard Bob tips that fedora, it really was just a coin toss whether he chose Atheism+ or Skepticism back when the online atheists had their great schism. In another timeline, he's been throwing tantrums in favor of gamergate and simping for shoe and Sophia Narwitz for a half decade

 

[Oats12345]

When you look at how hard Bob tips that fedora, it really was just a coin toss whether he chose Atheism+ or Skepticism back when the online atheists had their great schism. In another timeline, he's been throwing tantrums in favor of gamergate and simping for shoe and Sophia Narwitz for a half decade

I mean I know not all atheists are assholes like Bob. Hell some users I have spoken too on here are atheists, but are not the fedora reddit types. But I find Bob is the type that makes Christians and Catholics think all atheist personally hates them.

 

[Positron]

I mean I know not all atheists are assholes like Bob. Hell some users I have spoken too on here are atheists, but are not the fedora reddit types. But I find Bob is the type that makes Christians and Catholics think all atheist personally hates them.

Bob and his ilk aren't atheists; they are anti-theists*. Even the possible existence of God is an affront to their cherished world-view.

*Or misotheists (Wikipedia informs me this is really a word).

 

[instythot]

Bob and his ilk aren't atheists; they are anti-theists*. Even the possible existence of God is an affront to their cherished world-view.

*Or misotheists (Wikipedia informs me this is really a word).

If you have ever met one of these irl, the idea that someone else believes in God is an affront and prevents them from shutting up or having a pleasant day

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I think that would be great for Spiderman to be honest.

I'm way past capeshit movies, so i just won't be watching any of these anyway, but if i'm allowed to be a bit judgmental here, any true fan of Spiderman worth of it's salt should HATE the MCU version of "spiderboy".

I flat out hate what they did to Peter in those movies, and I'm not a fan of the previous Spidermans as well, but this "oh gee, Mr.Stark sir, can I please suck you cock" peter parker just fucking blows.

Also, Spiderman never really worked that well in the very own Marvel comics. Like Daredevil, Spiderman works best when he is having adventures by himself, fighting his own rogues and dealing with the good old "parker luck", and the marvel writers knew that, that is why on a lot of the big Marvel events from 80's and 90's, Spiderman was mostly a background character, or just getting a setup for a storyline on his own comic (like the symbiotes).

That is why I never bought the hype of "Spiderman is in the MCU", where they made Tony Stark of all people to be Peter's new uncle Ben.

One thing none of the movies never got right about Peter parker was that Peter always acted as if he had a chip on his shoulder, he wasn't rude or acted out of malice, but he would get confrontational in a drop of a hat (which a lot people described Ditko being like that), and be downright a stubborn asshole, with very few people having the patience to deal with his shit, Daredevil being one of the few, and that is another reason on why Spiderman never worked well on teams, because like Daredevil, he ain't a team player.

Of course, over the years and with other writers, they would mellow Peter out, but he was never a bitch, that is thill civil war, and i guess we are just stuck now with The Amazing Spider-simp.

"oh, golly gee Mr.Stark, you did it, you saved the world, now i can suck you iron cock, right?"

Fuck that noise, If sony takes another crack at Spiderman, and make it close to the original peter Parker, i say go for it, forget about that lame ass from the MCU, forget about the MCU period, it is shit now, find something else to watch.

A bit of Spider-man Off-topic Sperging on my part because there are a few things I'd like to mention.

Spoiler: Spidey

The idea of Spider-man in the MCU could've worked had they kept their reliance on the Avengers to a bare minimum. Had they just kept his admiration to Tony as a casual fan. Because they could've made the battle of new york a point where his main core could've played a role. The pieces for a good Spider-man are there. But the problem lies in how Watts, and his writing staff are treating him as someone that NEEDS to be under someone's shadow to work. That he cannot have his own feel, tone, and a world surrounding him without a direct, or indirect mention of an Avenger. And because it made money. They are going in that direction while missing the whole point of the character once again while Watts going out of his way to troll the fans with stuff like his thoughts on MJ

Other Spider-man films have gotten some elements of the character right. But this take? No, he is not Spider-man. This is what someone that doesn't understand the concept THINKS is Spider-man. Right now, the only way to get a good adaptation of him are in animated films and the Insomniac verse which ended up being the alternatives over the MCU for long-time fans. The MCU take appeals sadly to the normies. TO the people that don't know jackshit about the character. And until it underperforms. They are most likely not going to change direction unless he is removed from the MCU, or John Watts, and his writing staff fucks off as the creative team of his films

If Bobby could just let words slide, this thread wouldn't have existed at all. The fun with Bobby is that he cannot just ignore his haters and he has a pathological compulsion to one-up them.

Just the most recent examples:

Once again, he cannot let bygone be bygones. Maybe that's why Lindsay Ellis apologized to him. They are both too narcissistic, and too bullheaded to see which fight is worth it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Communist Corbyn has killed Labour's legitimacy with the working class.

Corbyn's problem was threefold:
1) he was so left-wing that the parts of Middle England who voted for Blair couldn't vote for him, meaning there was no way he would do well in the Home Counties.
2) Labour voters in the North who would consider voting for a very socialist, pre-New Labour guy were turned off by his very liberal social views, meaning that there was no way he would win enough seats from the Red Wall.
3) he was anti-EU and supported, or at the very least promoted, the Lexiteers such as Milne within Labour, meaning that there was no way that he would win enough votes from students and the woke middle class.

You can arguably win an election with the support of only two of those groups, but you can't do that if you're the most left-wing leader of a major party since Michael Foot and if you deliberately set out to alienate all three of them.

Sady "Jude" Doyle is a very deranged woman that Bobby once simped for especially pathetically.

She's also known for declaring that witchcraft is ”the most Catholic thing you can do”.

 

[Flexo]

Was talking with someone and they brought up the left belief in oncoming utopia.

I couldn't help myself. I ended up posting Bob's famous tweet ("twenty-fucking nineteen"). The other person at first wandered if it was parody but after I assured them he was a true believer all I got back was,
"He sounds uberpathetic.
https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Moviebob"

I had not seen that wiki before so now I share it with you.

 

[TheBeanz]

Corbyn's problem was threefold:
1) he was so left-wing that the parts of Middle England who voted for Blair couldn't vote for him, meaning there was no way he would do well in the Home Counties.
2) Labour voters in the North who would consider voting for a very socialist, pre-New Labour guy were turned off by his very liberal social views, meaning that there was no way he would win enough seats from the Red Wall.
3) he was anti-EU and supported, or at the very least promoted, the Lexiteers such as Milne within Labour, meaning that there was no way that he would win enough votes from students and the woke middle class.

You can arguably win an election with the support of only two of those groups, but you can't do that if you're the most left-wing leader of a major party since Michael Foot and if you deliberately set out to alienate all three of them.

She's also known for declaring that witchcraft is ”the most Catholic thing you can do”.

Not to derail the thread into Bongland politics but I largely agree apart from the point about students.

Regardless of the euroskeptic views he had (which probably endeared him to the white working class), students and the woke middle class fucking loved the guy to Living Colour-esque proportions, I remember talking with Labour supporting friends at the time and bringing up the Euroskepticism and they would always just shove it under the rug. The problem is that despite how insufferably loud that group is it doesn't represent enough of the population for him to score any meaningful vote while alienating the other groups. The 2019 snap election honestly made me believe in the silent majority again.