Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Can't think of a man who's more of an opposite to Bobby boy in pretty much everything than Malice. Hope our boy keeps going with this one

Already bitching out on the replies:
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Didn't catch the original tweet, here's the locked one
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Bob’s gonna get flashbacks from Mario 3, AKA his Vietnam.

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malice appears to be a competent researcher. Would not be surprised to see him delve into some of Bob's recent hits such as the lindsaying if this keeps going. Fingers crossed that this goes on long enough to get into genocide and correct chicken preparation
 
It's also the chief difference in their reality TV shows; the Duck Dynasty folk are basically rich white trash rednecks and in on the joke of being white trash rednecks because it helps give their hunting equipment business street cred. Meanwhile the Duggards were literally America looking into the above mentioned "shadow world" of fundies who don't try and fit in with society and who isolate themselves from the rest of world.
It also helps that the duck dynasty family actually worked their way up from nothing (even after the father had a brief football career).
They'd also been flirting with advertising to adults for a few years, resulting in some mind bendingly bizarre ads featuring Ronald in a hip nightclub.

But yeah, mcdonaldland had enough characters and backstory all but ready to go for a Saturday morning cartoon about how cheeseburgers keep you off drugs. Or, a flash game engaging kids in mcdonaldland if the campaign lived a few years longer. You don't just throw away all that effort and brand recognition from a bunch of future earners because adults are starting to roll their eyes at it
Never forget...
 
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You can see why I find Bobby so endearing: he just can't let his haters have the last word.

It turns out anti-maskers are the ones who have a healthy relationship with science. They are more likely to demand raw data and do the analysis themselves, instead of trusting the received opinions of talking heads (link to paper; I've also enclosed it in this entry lest it gets canceled)
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There is some truth in what Bobby says (and what his orbiter Ruki Tanuki then elaborates), in that the results of home data-analysts are neither verified nor peer-reviewed, thus not necessarily reliable. The finding, however, gives the lie to Bobby's puerile dichotomy of Thinkers and Believers. Many anti-maskers are very sophisticated Thinkers who place a high premium on knowledge. Bobby's "let them rot because they are ignorant" attitude has no rational basis. On the other hand, the medical and public health communities can hope to converse with them intelligently, and perhaps even benefit from their perspectives.
 

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It turns out anti-maskers are the ones who have a healthy relationship with science. They are more likely to demand raw data and do the analysis themselves, instead of trusting the received opinions of talking heads (link to paper; I've also enclosed it in this entry lest it gets canceled)
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There is some truth in what Bobby says (and what his orbiter Ruki Tanuki then elaborates), in that the results of home data-analysts are neither verified nor peer-reviewed, thus not necessarily reliable. The finding, however, give lie to Bobby's puerile notion of Thinkers and Believers. Many anti-maskers are very sophisticated Thinkers who place a high premium on knowledge. Bobby's "let them rot because they are ignorant" attitude has no rational basis. On the other hand, the medical community can hope to converse with them intelligently, and perhaps even benefit from their perspectives.
It's interesting to me because masks were widely used during the World Flu Pandemic of 1918-19 (Spanish Flu) and forensic research indicates that many people who died were stricken with bacterial pneumonia that was either caused or aggravated by wearing a mask. Dr. Fauci was a co-author of a paper that came to this conclusion but his opinions on the Wu Flu seem to change with the weather.
 
Yeah I'm sure Bob runs down all the articles he reads to make sure they were properly peer reviewed.

At the end of the day Bob and his IFLS ilk are just mad that people are questioning the priests of their religion. If this was a few hundred years ago they would be ranting about uppity peasants wanting to read the bible themselves and not just believing whatever the Bishop tells them.
 
So basically they told long-time fans to go fuck themselves because Money. Classy, just classy.
In fairness, they did it because they expected Sony to try and bolt with Spiderman aa soon as they could after Disney dug them out of the whole the Amazing Spiderman movies got them in.

Of course, as soon as Venom made money, that was the first thing Sony tried to do, so it shows those precautions were absolutely nessasary.

The Rat may be evil, but Sony is the most clueless major studio in Hollywood.
 
Mah Capitol! Mah Progress! Mah Hillary!!!!!!
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In the second-last installment I left a cliff-hanger. Here's how Bobby responds to the question "Do you consider religion a determining factor between right and left?"
TL;DR - religion bad.
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"Hey Bob, Elizabeth Bruenig helps poor people and children!"
"So what? She is still Catholic!"
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Note Bobby insinuates he is from a blue-collar background. He does it occasionally, and that always gives me strong doubts.

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Joker is still claiming a luxury suite within Bobby's colossal void between his ears.
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Bobby being a good feminist ally:
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Hollywood get their dirty paws around Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.
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There is a good chance that the "Little fucking Chink" was laughing with the crowd.

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Easily amused, Bobby's buttons are surprising easy to press. That makes him consoomer par excellence.
 
Yeah, Ray Fisher was trying to leech off Gal Gadot's recent interview with Israel's N12 News where she confirmed reports that Joss Whedon had threatened to ruin her career after she disagreed with his rewrites of Wonder Woman in Justice League.


I didn't like the trailer, but I hope that Venom: Let There Be Carnage and Morbius both do well enough that Sony feels confident enough to pull Spider-Man out of the MCU.
I gotta say, I want that just to see the MCU spergs melt down.
 
Didn't catch the original tweet, here's the locked one
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It's not ”your” Capitol. You are not personally connected to the Congresscritters there. Implying you are is as gay as the boomers who are convinced Trump totally cares about them.
So of course Bob views them as family.
Have you not seen the way he acts towards certain politicians?
> killed 600,000 Americans

Tell me. What would Saint Hillary of Bluelandia have done if she was in power? Please note that ”close the borders” isn't an option because America has a very porous border with Mexico that :hillary: was never going to do anything about, and ”national lockdown” is against the Tenth Amendment.
> religion being backward and negative

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> people you can say that about

The Catholic Church runs a laundry list of charities. If you want to look at other religions the same is true of almost every Christian denomination, and one of the biggest charity campaigns where I'm from is for Islamic Aid. Let me know when the Richard Dawkins Foundation does anything like that.
 
Anyone who fucks with Malice and thinks it will end well is a goddamn retard. It’s actually a fun insight into Bob’s smooth brain: He glances at Malice’s profile, quickly miscalculates and registers him as a Charlie Kirk type who he won’t get BTFO by. Bob’s capacity for stupidity is one of his most amusing qualities.
 
Yeah, Ray Fisher was trying to leech off Gal Gadot's recent interview with Israel's N12 News where she confirmed reports that Joss Whedon had threatened to ruin her career after she disagreed with his rewrites of Wonder Woman in Justice League.


I didn't like the trailer, but I hope that Venom: Let There Be Carnage and Morbius both do well enough that Sony feels confident enough to pull Spider-Man out of the MCU.
I doubt it would happen unless the new Spider-Man movie bombs and Sony would rather not get in constant pissing battles with Disney. If anything it would be better to see the MCU be looked at more negatively by Disney's own hand as a more effective meltdown measure since if it was a Sony thing then Bob would have people to look to for validation in comparison to more people just hating the movies. I say this because the MCU was part of Bob's identity and made him feel special, to see it be hated and less popular/cool will take that away from him.
 
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