Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,600
I can see him better able to emotionally relate to 10 year olds than to "mature adults", but as of now there's no conclusive proof of him venturing into that direction.
Luckily, Russ makes no attempt to emotionally relate to anyone and certainly has no interest in conencting with a sexual partner on such a level.

Sure, some people go for the GFE because they're lonely and want some temporary semblance of companionship but it's just an ego-trip for Russ.
 
Russ is absolutely the sort who thinks a 1 in 100 chance of a win means you'll hit the jackpot in 100 turns or less and convince himself it's skill rather than luck. I'm looking forward to this story arc.
Pipsqueak isn't alone in that kind of thinking. A lot of people don't understand how odds work. That's how casinos stay in business. It's the illusion that you could win big when in reality most people walk out with nothing. Or how the Powerball is something like 1 in 300 million and yet even those odds somebody is going to win eventually. It's never going to be you though but somebody will win eventually.
If you have to stick your dick in crazy, at least make sure it's top-shelf crazy, rather than "not too bad" crazy....
Either that or make sure she has no way of finding out your real name, where you live or work. But the payoff really needs to be worth it to avoid the bunny boilers.
 
Finished the rest of the Russell Greer parody lyrics:

I'll Sue You (from "I Get You Taylor Swift")

Can't imagine being nearly 30
And creeping on Taylor Swift and Katy Perry too
Can you believe she didn't like my song
Thinking about those Instagram hotties while lying in these dirty sheets
Trying to forget you and this hard dick
Semen stains on this ratty suit shows how horny my prick is
I'll sue you I'll sue you

Walking out of each law firm trying to sue Miss Taylor Swift
I want her money if you catch my drift
And I want to kiss her too
My suit is still sticky
I'll sue you I'll sue you

I can't help but wonder if anyone will suck my pee-pee
Hooker bucks in hand; suit covered in fleas
I'm heading to the brothel, and if you won't fuck me
I'll sue you I'll sue you


Win a Case Against Based Skordas (from "Win a Date with Kylie Jenner")

I'd kinda like to smack Based Skordas
But I'm scared out of my mind he'll kick my ass in court
'Cause he's a hot shot lawyer
And I'm a fired paralegal
I can't match his attorney moves
But I'm gonna try and stand out
Yeah this is a shout-out
I'll show the judge what I'm really made of
Maybe I could win a case against Based Skordas

I don't know how to outsmart you
I don't know if you'll ever hear this tune
If you do, listen good
You're like my personal white whale
When I finally win I'll make you shine my shoes
I don't mean to be a creep
I just want to finally beat you
I spent years having my lawsuits thrown out
Judge please hear my case and help this underdog out

I would like to finally beat Based Skordas
I want to win a case against Based Scordas


Your Honor, I Don't Get You (From "I Don't Get You Taylor Swift")

Can't imagine being nearly 30
And creeping at an Ariana Grande show
Made me believe she'd make my penis hard
I know blueballs all too well
I get you I get you

When I went to her concert she didn't compliment my suit
So to see her again I decided that I'd file a big lawsuit
But Miss Grande wasn't there
And Mr Skordas didn't play fair (and the Judge didn't even care)
And it's making me say

Your honor, I don't get you
Nah Nah, Skordas Skordas
Your honor, I don't get you
You just threw my lawsuit out
So now I'll go home and pout
Your honor, I don't get you
I really don't get you

Was the summer of '17
Went to Ms. Grande's show
I even wore my suit, thought it'd be a hoot
But she wouldn't even offer a pity fuck
I don't get you, I don't get you

When I went to her concert she didn't compliment my suit
So to see her again I decided that I'd file a big lawsuit
But Miss Grande wasn't there
And Mr Skordas didn't play fair (and the Judge didn't even care)
And it's making me say

(Chorus)

It's not just about your luck
It's all about who you fuck
It's not just about your luck
It's all about who you fuck

So that's why I thought I'd sue her for a million bucks
And she'd be impressed and offer me a million fucks
But I guess I had back luck

(Chorus)
 
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Finished the rest of the Russell Greer parody lyrics:

I'll Sue You (from "I Get You Taylor Swift")

Can't imagine being nearly 30
And creeping on Taylor Swift and Katy Perry too
Can you believe she didn't like my song
Thinking about those Instagram hotties while lying in these dirty sheets
Trying to forget you and this hard dick
Semen stains on this ratty suit shows how horny my prick is
I'll sue you I'll sue you

Walking out of each law firm trying to sue Miss Taylor Swift
I want her money if you catch my drift
And I want to kiss her too
My suit is still sticky
I'll sue you I'll sue you

I can't help but wonder if anyone will suck my pee-pee
Hooker bucks in hand; suit covered in fleas
I'm heading to the brothel, and if you won't fuck me
I'll sue you I'll get you


Win a Case Against Based Skordas (from "Win a Date with Kylie Jenner")

I'd kinda like to smack Based Skordas
But I'm scared out of my mind he'll kick my ass in court
'Cause he's a hot shot lawyer
And I'm a fired paralegal
I can't match his attorney moves
But I'm gonna try and stand out
Yeah this is a shout-out
I'll show the judge what I'm really made of
Maybe I could win a case against Based Skordas

I don't know how to outsmart you
I don't know if you'll ever hear this tune
If you do, listen good
You're like my personal white whale
When I finally win I'll make you shine my shoes
I don't mean to be a creep
I just want to finally beat you
I spent years having my lawsuits thrown out
Judge please hear my case and help this underdog out

I would like to finally beat Based Skordas
I want to win a case against Based Scordas


Your Honor, I don't get you (From "I Don't Get You Taylor Swift")

Can't imagine being nearly 30
And creeping at an Ariana Grande show
Made me believe she'd make my penis hard
I know blueballs all too well
I get you I get you

When I went to her concert she didn't compliment my suit
So to see her again I decided that I'd file a big lawsuit
But Miss Grande wasn't there
And Mr Skordas didn't play fair (and the Judge didn't even care)
And it's making me say

Your honor, I don't get you
Nah Nah, Skordas Skordas
Your honor, I don't get you
You just threw my lawsuit out
So now I'll go home and pout
Your honor, I don't get you
I really don't get you

Was the summer of '17
Went to Ms. Grande's show
I even wore my suit, thought it'd be a hoot
But she wouldn't even offer a pity fuck
I don't get you, I don't get you

When I went to her concert she didn't compliment my suit
So to see her again I decided that I'd file a big lawsuit
But Miss Grande wasn't there
And Mr Skordas didn't play fair (and the Judge didn't even care)
And it's making me say

(Chorus)

It's not just about your luck
It's all about who you fuck
It's not just about your luck
It's all about who you fuck

So that's why I thought I'd sue her for a million bucks
And she'd be impressed and offer me a million fucks
But I guess I had back luck

(Chorus)

I see you've found your State of Grace

State of Grace
State of Grace

C'mon, maaaaan! He's not trying to be a creep! He just fucking said so right here, right here!
 
I wonder if he's ever heard that half-joke about how if you're among a group of people running away from a starving bear that's chasing you, you don't have to be faster than the bear -- you only have to be faster than the slowest guy in the group. Maybe he should work on trying to be better than someone else.

He'd be the kind of card counter who they all know is counting, or trying to, but don't even bother to stop him because he loses anyway. He probably couldn't even do an idiot simple system like hi/lo.
Casinos love shitty card counters because they screw up enough that they lose more money than if they weren't counting at all. They only bother with the ones good enough to actually overcome the house edge.
 
I wonder if he's ever heard that half-joke about how if you're among a group of people running away from a starving bear that's chasing you, you don't have to be faster than the bear -- you only have to be faster than the slowest guy in the group. Maybe he should work on trying to be better than someone else.
Like who?

Chris-Chan, Tommy Tooter, Jonathan Yaniv, Brianna Wu, Zoe Quinn, Nick Bate and Nathan Larson come to mind - beyond that I think he'll have a hard time doing that.
 
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who the fuck cares, Russ?

For someone who complains about being 'stalked' via having his various social media archived, he sure loves to make banal, pointless posts everywhere. Maybe he hopes to drown out all the horrible, creepy things documented here with a bunch of boring chaff.
 
So...do ya think Russ lives close to “The Rio?” I couldn’t tell.

Russ is such a walking contradiction. “ZOMG I’m in fear for my life because Kiwis! I think I’ll brag about where I live on Facebook!”

I had a grand time telling my dad all about Russ the other day. Especially the part where his “Ariana Grande trial” turned into the “Russ getting warned about electronic communications harassment and having to pay lawyer’s fees for wasting Mr. Skordas’s time trial.” My dad’s observation was this: “Ever notice how these low intellect types seem to latch onto people they see as big wigs? Like their minds just honestly think they’re a part of something that they aren’t.”
 
Given how he's spoken of hookers in the past, I believe he really does think they're all just looking for Mr. Right and as soon as they find him, they'll quit sex work and be loyal to him forever. Seriously, this a guy who thinks you have to romance hookers. He thinks women are vending machines, and if you do X she dispenses sex. Well, in a hooker's case, that's true, you pay her fee, she fucks you, you leave, she moves onto the next customer. He doesn't go to the brothels often enough to be really be a regular, and anyone who's unfortunate enough to get to know him runs away at top speed so he doesn't even get the friendly business arrangement that some guys get. I'm pretty sure he doesn't love his family, but doesn't hesitate to run to them when he fucks up like he did with Erika.
I think the reason Russell goes to hookers is for the same reason why niceguys(TM) like to hit on women who've been abused. They fetishize what they consider to be "damaged" or "lesser" women because they want a woman who will think of basic decency and kindness not as something they and everyone else deserves, but as a gift they must repay with sex. That's why he goes to brothels, he thinks the women there are "damaged" and will be easily impressed by him.
Well yeah, obviously, because she’d be supporting something they consider very wrong.

That’s like saying, “you only like this actress when she’s donating to the poor! If she were punching kittens, you’d all be throwing fits! HYPOCRITES!”

Note that I’m not saying supporting biden helps the poor and supporting trump makes kittens get their faces punched, but there are loads of people who figuratively feel that way, that one is a good thing and one is a very bad thing.

“You only like people when they do a good thing...I bet you’d be furious if they did a horrible thing!”

Well uh, YES, actually. Exactly. Fucking duh, Russ. That’s how people work. They like you more when you’re doing good things than when you’re doing bad things.

Russ is just flabbergasted because in his mind, who fucking cares what women believe? They can be violent skinheads as far as he cares, so long as they a) are very hot, and b) simultaneously believe Russ should get everything he wants because he’s disabled. As long as he can have sex with them, Russ doesn’t give a fuck about the non-Russ-related opinions of women.

Anyone who does care about the morals a woman has is being picky and ridiculous. She’s hot! Put your dick in her, job done! Who cares what thoughts she has or whether she’s a horrible person? Long as she obeys you and sucks you your penis and makes you famous, what does it matter?

All of Russ’ political opinions thus far focus entirely on policies that affect him and how to benefit himself, specifically the penis-sucking policies.

If Taylor Swift came out tomorrow and announced that a) she was wrong and Russ is amazing and she wants to invite him on tour, and b) that she thinks black people are inferior, disgusting and should be chained by their necks to factory equipment all day and forced to labour for the superior White Race...Russ would be jizzing his boxers in ecstasy and planning his move to L.A. He wouldn’t even give a thought to her second statement or how it might reflect on him to associate with her. Doesn’t matter, it’s not a Russ-Related Opinion, so who cares? Not important.
You're exactly right. Russell is far from the only person to be like this, but yes, people react differently between hearing messages they agree with and ones they don't, that's not a "gotcha."
 
And this is exactly why they all have policies rejecting unsolicited works. There are already enough crazies out there who think famous people are stealing their ideas. You don't want to introduce even a hint of plausibility that it might actually be true.
N.K. Stouffer is unrivaled in this particular field, in my opinion.
The news: OVER 9.7 MILLION TREES DESTROYED IN AMAZON RAINFOREST WILDFIRES
Russell: "I live in a building next to a tree"
 
I'm still a Russ-Can't-Drive truther.

Why would he drive 3 blocks to the Rio, then walk the strip from there? I could see it if he lived far away, but that just seems like a waste of gas when Twain Estates is in walking distance (as he so often loves to brag).

He just likes to insert things about him driving as a humblebrag so we'll be impressed at what an adult 30 year old he is
 
I'm still a Russ-Can't-Drive truther.

Why would he drive 3 blocks to the Rio, then walk the strip from there? I could see it if he lived far away, but that just seems like a waste of gas when Twain Estates is in walking distance (as he so often loves to brag).

He just likes to insert things about him driving as a humblebrag so we'll be impressed at what an adult 30 year old he is
He drives because it'd take him an hour to walk, clearly.
 
I think the reason Russell goes to hookers is for the same reason why niceguys(TM) like to hit on women who've been abused. They fetishize what they consider to be "damaged" or "lesser" women because they want a woman who will think of basic decency and kindness not as something they and everyone else deserves, but as a gift they must repay with sex. That's why he goes to brothels, he thinks the women there are "damaged" and will be easily impressed by him.

You're exactly right. Russell is far from the only person to be like this, but yes, people react differently between hearing messages they agree with and ones they don't, that's not a "gotcha."
He goes to prostitutes because the only way someone would date him let along sleep with him is if he pays. There's nothing altruistic about it. No one wants him and he knows that.
 
Sorry for bringing up the lunatic who is getting ripped off by Taylor again, but I just found proof that she's been a pro se litigant at least once. I'm no legal eagle, but it looks like she was reeing at the judge because she was denied gibs https://casetext.com/case/marasco-v-bd-of-review

edit: also looks like she tried to sue her ex-boss for sexual harassment and he countered by demanding she get a mental health assessment. We've found the female Russ at last
 
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He drives because it'd take him an hour to walk, clearly.
The man “jogs” a sixteen minute mile and considers that a good pace. He must have a car, or how the fuck would he get anywhere?

OTOH didn’t he mention being on a public bus in the last month or two? Who takes the bus if they have a car?
 
It must be an amazing experience to watch the news with Pipsqueak. It's quite a feat to turn absolutely everything into you being the subject. in fact, it's got to be exhausting to think that way. Nothing hits the brain and just is, nothing is simply sad, bad or great. Everything goes through a filter of 'How does this effect me? what does it say about me? How can this discussion be used to prove how studly/what a victim I am?'

Death toll rises on Gaza Strip
I'm not a muslim or a jew but I was mormon. I'm not a mormon anymore due to the copious amount of sexing I do with 9s and 10s.

Kids die horribly in school shooting
I was once accused of threatening a school shooting but I was just misunderstood and am in fact the hero of this story.

Brit awards happened - nobody cares
Why are they all famous anyway? None of them are disabled like me, none of them are as talented as me. They don't deserve it, give me all the awards or I'll stop posting on Facebook for 4 hours precisely.

Cute dog with no eyes and nose is cute
BLOCKED!
 
OTOH didn’t he mention being on a public bus in the last month or two? Who takes the bus if they have a car?
I used to do that, but that was when I lived and worked in a dense urban area that never got very hot. Las Vegas is very car-oriented in its urban plan and gets very hot most of the year. If you have a car in Vegas it seems like there is no reason to not drive, especially in post-Wuflu time.
 
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