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Has he announced yet that tomorrow is now a no money chill stream celebration day?
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Gezkill said:
I still find it fucking funny that he lucked himself out and bagged himself a decent looking legal teenager and instead of doing the dirty man bit from your favorite doujinshi he uses her as a maid instead.

What a goon.
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He was watching pornhub and saw a girl in a maid costume pretending to clean up. He turned off before it got to the good part, thought that was sex.
 
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Gramh said:
Pretty sure he loaded up the excuse before hand that regardless of tips made throughout the week, regardless of a Twitch payday, that the begathon will proceed as planned for "future bills".
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Yes. He conveniently added in the back taxes to the marathon after days of saying it was just the mortgage.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
Has he announced yet that tomorrow is now a no money chill stream celebration day? View attachment 2166979
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I'm excited for his whales (or really just one of them) to shell out $1000 in the prestream, and then Phil has to constantly try to guilt-trip them into giving more for the remaining 8 hours
 
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SauceRyuKen said:
Phil's "She has her own problems to worry about, financially" speech makes me think she's basically cut off except for whatever superficial bullshit she manages to pry out of Phil.
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I do love that DSP declared bankruptcy, and Kat still felt no need to help him even though she has a job. Either DSP is lying, covering something, or doesn't understand WHY people get married other than to flex about not being an incel.
 
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So much for not discussing drama anymore.
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"I'm not going anywhere"
Phil the only person who says you're at risk of leaving Twitch is you. You've been holding that over your viewer's heads for weeks now, remember? It's why you're holding a huge fundraiser tomorrow, you're supposed to be financially distraught, remember?
It's always a kick to see him forget about his victim narrative for angry chest-thumping
 
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The Clown Dimension said:
Actually, Phil wanted to do Washington; Panda actually preferred Florida. There was a soap forum post I remember seeing where she went more into detail on that, will have to find it (or if someone can help a clown out, that'd be appreciated!)

EDIT: Found it, surprised the forum is still up.
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That second post is really fascinating. Leanna seems to be implying that Phil was going to stop streaming in a couple of years and help with the soap business? Really makes me wonder what he was telling her then.
 
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That second post is really fascinating. Leanna seems to be implying that Phil was going to stop streaming in a couple of years and help with the soap business? Really makes me wonder what he was telling her then.
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I noticed that too. Like that other poster said, we really have to differniate between feign ignorance and Phil just being stupid.

What it seems like to me is that Phil knows his reality that he cannot be a streamer forever. He's mentioned it before, but I think this lore adds to the fact that he does acknowledge it as a more serious fact than what he leads us on to believe with all of his "pahsitive" bullshit.
 
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That second post is really fascinating. Leanna seems to be implying that Phil was going to stop streaming in a couple of years and help with the soap business? Really makes me wonder what he was telling her then.
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I'm more curious why she thought her boyfriend would give up his six-figure job as opposed to just hiring an assistant or some high school student for minimum wage.

I mean, WE know that DSP even stiffed Rambo and Howard the first chance he got, but she didn't know that back then.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
Actually, the Wolverine toy story is what brings his spoiled nature into perspective. The fact that he, so many years later, was still so visibly butt-hurt about the one thing he didn't get, makes it very clear that he was quite used to getting what he wanted, and that that's what it looks like when life fails to acknowledge the Golden Rule of Phil's universe. You see the same thing, after all, when his retards aren't hitting the tips goal fast enough. He doesn't handle it well, and not just because he's an asshole in general.

Phil is the perfect example of an extreme case of being an only child raised by overly-pampering parents. If they were Kardashian-rich, their son would probably be a lot more infamous than he is, because he would've wound up on some reality TV show instead of aiming a camera at his TV while sucking at video games.

I don't think Phil really thought about the separation so much as he just didn't care that he was doing it. He's incredibly self-absorbed, as we know. The move was about him, for him, just as all things are. You can see this at play during every stream, when people inquire about things he himself brings up, and it's a violation in his eyes because him bringing it up is for him, no one else. It's why his streams are in actually a monologue, not a dialogue. He has no interest in connecting with others, while at the same time being demanding of attention when he feels like basking in it, because he's used to getting it when he wants it and not having to reciprocate.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: if Phil wasn't such a coward, he would probably be a serial killer.
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You can especially see this with his top patreon tier, a private q&a. After 10+ years of telling the same stories over and over again, and pontificating on things he has no connection to or idea of, who would have more questions for him. I guess past the "what did Kat make for dinner today," deranged fodder.
I learned at a young age that no one gives a shit about you or what you have to say, and the people who do either love you (deranged) or are manipulating you. His parents truly failed him.

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That second post is really fascinating. Leanna seems to be implying that Phil was going to stop streaming in a couple of years and help with the soap business? Really makes me wonder what he was telling her then.
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He fully planned to retire from streaming and get a real job, but 2016 rolled around and Phil became solely responsible for keeping WWE Champions afloat. You can't possibly expect him to predict something like that.
 
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I like DSP's Patreon explanation for the same reason I liked his tip goals pre-vest streak.

DSP still feels no need to do "anything extra" in return for the money he's given. The goals and Patreon are for HIM, not for anyone else. It's selfish to ask DSP to do things for money. You are giving him that money so DSP can exist, not so he can do something more entertaining for you.

This has nothing to do with anything, but I just remembered a fitness Twitch channel that does 5 push-ups for every FOLLOW much less subscription, and the thought of DSP doing push-ups made me laugh hard inside.

Edit: I would love for DSP to do one of those streams where time is added to the clock for every tip, but DSP will claim that it will literally endanger his health even though I've seen like 100 other streamers do it already.
 
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