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Not looking too deeply, but these numbers just kind of illustrate the popularity of this piece of shit.

He gets 1,623 votes in his poll, and has 23 likes.

It's similar to how when he has 500+ viewers it's the same small group giving the entire tip goal in single large sums.

You gotta have no fucking shame or dignity to keep streaming when you know that 99% of your audience is there because you're just a pathetic joke.
 
See a smart person wouldnt burn bridges with Twitch, so they can use that site as a back up if they cant stream on YouTube. But naw Phil decides to shit on twitch and its partners because why not. But keep being you Phil, and dont cry if you get banned on twitch for saying dumbshit on Twitter then get a copyright strike on YouTube.
Phil needs to tear it down to ease his self loathing.

The neggar temp-ban was all he needed to start deluding himself into believing his own narrative.

If he gets a perma-ban when he's not even on the platform, then Twitch obviously made a mistake He's absolved of any wrongdoing and he's a victim of poor business tactics and/or trolls.

After all, the last time he was banned on Twitch, it was erroneous and he has the apology as proof.

Phil would see the perma-ban as a win.
 
You gotta have no fucking shame or dignity to keep streaming when you know that 99% of your audience is there because you're just a pathetic joke.
Phil comes with an additional motivation, that being his very powerful need to "win", and this kicks in especially hard when it comes to situations where walking away means people laughing at you, but you live a better life.

If Phil had quit years ago when he saw that TIHYDP was so big, to this day, people would be laughing at him, yes, but he wouldn't have to deal with any of it, and he would've avoided adding to the laughter. He would be healthier, physically and mentally, and that's a lot more important than playing some eternal game with a bunch of internet autists that you're probably going to lose anyway. But Phil has no sense of priorities, so here we are, watching a grumpy old man with a toddler's brain slowly kill himself.
We're reaching new levels of self-unawareness I didn't think possible.
Phil seems especially prone to this on Twitter, and I don't think that's an accident. People there are less educated on the pigroach, so it's easier for him to hold onto his delusions, live in his false reality that he clings to like a child with a security blanket.
Phil needs to tear it down to ease his self loathing.

The neggar temp-ban was all he needed to start deluding himself into believing his own narrative.

If he gets a perma-ban when he's not even on the platform, then Twitch obviously made a mistake He's absolved of any wrongdoing and he's a victim of poor business tactics and/or trolls.

After all, the last time he was banned on Twitch, it was erroneous and he has the apology as proof.

Phil would see the perma-ban as a win.
An excellent example of his idiotic priorities in action. He has nowhere to go if YT doesn't work out, but he's pissed at Twitch for cutting him loose, so out comes the venom anyway. And of course he has no problem acting like he didn't burn the bridge himself, because he never does admit to doing so, no matter how many times he fucking does it.

One day life is going to stop bailing the pigroach out, and it's going to be a fabulous thing to witness. He won't learn anything, but I don't care. I just want to watch him show his true colors on a whole other level when even his whales are failing him miserably because he drove too many of them away with his caustic attitude.
 
Its the classic Phil cycle

Say stupid shit that breaks TOS call people soyboys on twitter (does he not know what that means or does he just not give a fuck?) > A few people report him saying stupid shit > Phil blames the trolls who reported him > Go onto blame another site twitch and its partners > people report it > Phil blames the trolls who reported it.

Phil semantics states that you can do and say whatever you want just blame the people who report you. Rob a bank? Blame the bank teller hitting the silent alarm and the dumbfuck nudnik witnesses who don't mind their own business.
//edit - some typost
//warning - some rambling (been away from dsp and missed typing posts here)

Don't forget though, this is the same guy who proclaims that he can never be silenced, will always say what's on his mind, and doesn't care about what people think...Until he has a problem with Twitch and starts explaining that he was a good boy all along and he said all the right things and never went out of line.

We also live in the age where you can just make shit up to fit your narrative, something that DSP could have a PhD in. The guy puts industrial amounts of words in the mouths of people, he regularly goes on doing mental gymnastics about why people didn't show up to his stream and straight up just making shit up.

However, to play devil's advocate for just a bit, his online interactions are very deceptive to him. He encounters people on a daily basis (and who knows how many more behind the scenes), who pretend to be his friends, his fans, his supporters. They tell him lies that can fit his narrative and get him deeper into his delusion. People on Twitter pretend to be excited about his streams, people on his forums pretend to be his fans and give him advice.

All he needs is 1 chat comment that says what he wants it to say for him to buy into a new conspiracy.

And since he's a dipshit who believes that everyone who sends you a dollar to make a poop joke is your honest supporter he can't tell troll from fan. His actual fans are also pretty retarded though, so in the end, nobody wins.

Also, something that frustrates me with Dark and his pigroach luck - he'd do something scummy as fuck, like begging for money, blatant lying, etc, and then get punished for something stupid he is not that guilty of doing. The gamer word he dropped was obviously an accident (as much as I'd like it to not have been), but it was preceded by hours and hours of toxic, piece of shit begging streams. So in the end of the day, his stupid, backwards luck gets him bailed out of shit he's actually guilty of and gets him in hot water for nonsense.

This gets me thinking, isn't this the best type of purgatory? One step up, one step down, year after year begging to live day for day. He's getting older, his options are getting fewer, he has no credit and is in debt to his ass. His life is the same, but different, but worse. Kinda like these new Star Wars movies.

Something else that's kind of wasted potential is that nowadays, there is not much difference between people who hate you and people who support you. Your $1 tip to call him the n-word, and your $1 tip to say you've been watching since 1973 are the same. There are YouTubers and generally, influencers, who have realized that and have capitalized on that to rake in insane money (for example Jake Paul, Ricegum etc.)

See, our boy Dark has perfect potential for that. People generally know him as the guy who was jerking it on a livestream, a beggar, a scammer, and overall pathetic scum. Now, if he was smart, even somewhat, he would embrace that. Become the internet's punching bag willingly and you'll profit, and hell, maybe even some of the trolls will go on your side. Make people give you publicity by just being a piece of shit. Because the algorithm doesn't know trolls from fans. It's all just numbers.

But why would he do it?
  • He has no friends - nobody to really embarrass anymore (that he hasn't already)
  • His family sucks - cut the constant 'protect my family' John McClane bullshit, your family is a cat and a useless bitch who only works part-time, his parents, the way he describes them, are basically on life support
  • He already has a shit public image - which in this case is a positive (?)
  • Rake in a huge amount of money - go boxing with Tevin or some shit, do some stupid publicity stunt.
  • We already know he's a piece of shit - many people hate him for how fundamentally disingenuous he is. That's a fact. But what about if he wore it all on his sleeve. What if, instead of going on a 20-minute fake-humble rant about how what he's doing is hard work, he's not begging and he's so grateful and lucky to be in this situation, he was straightforward with how lazy he is.
  • The internet loves villains - for example Shane Dawson, albeit a much larger influence, his downfall created a subculture on youtube dedicated exclusively to picking apart his old content. Shitty people more or less rule the internet due to the fact that algorithms can't tell good from bad, just how big the number is.
We all know this won't happen because of his signature selfishness, delusion and refusal to change or put any effort. This, to me, stems from the fact that he feels entitled to be getting views and tips just by existing as a video creator for a long time. Like Blockbuster expecting to compete with Netflix while still selling tapes and DVDs.

Sorry for the wall of text, I've been away from Darkism and I missed shitting on DSP.
 
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Come on phil, when you fit the exact archetype of the soyboy meme, you probably shouldn't throw the word around at others. Let's see how many of the stereotypical soyboy characteristics dsp fits- wears nintendo/video game t shirts? Check. Has bad/receding hair? Check. Wears jeans and running shoes? Check. Has an untrained, skinny fat body? Check. Makes "ironic" faces with his mouth gaping open? Check.

Are there even any soyboy stereotypes that don't apply to dsp? He even had a massive collection of plastic pop culture toys/junk like a soyboy.
 
Come on phil, when you fit the exact archetype of the soyboy meme, you probably shouldn't throw the word around at others. Let's see how many of the stereotypical soyboy characteristics dsp fits- wears nintendo/video game t shirts? Check. Has bad/receding hair? Check. Wears jeans and running shoes? Check. Has an untrained, skinny fat body? Check. Makes "ironic" faces with his mouth gaping open? Check.

Are there even any soyboy stereotypes that don't apply to dsp? He even had a massive collection of plastic pop culture toys/junk like a soyboy.
his old condo was filled with comic book/video game figures/statues.his art on the wall was video game related. phil is cowardly to the point of being scared of riding a bike or shopping at walmart. hes not exactly screaming manly
 
Phil, lay off of the gin. You're embarrassing yourself. Again.

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Again, this is a REAL MATURE ADULT saying all of this. This gin that he drinks gives him super coping powers. Or just proves that he's an idiot.

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The second picture is finally him speaking plainly what we already knew, he is still a racist piece of shit. Imagine being so unapologetic about years of ching chong bing bong and of course the infamous hello jew, and still expecting people to just gloss right over that shit.
 
his old condo was filled with comic book/video game figures/statues.his art on the wall was video game related. phil is cowardly to the point of being scared of riding a bike or shopping at walmart. hes not exactly screaming manly
lol right, the dude wants zero confrontation irl where he has no power, cowers. remember when him and leanna went out to eat as some fast food place, and he had some leather jacket on like some badass. dude was hunched over and constantly looking at the floor. you can tell someone lacks a spine when they dont even walk while looking straight ahead but rather to the ground. like cmon phil, walk like ya fkin mean it. when you step is should make others feel like they should be the one to get out of your way. not this down at the ground, hunched, avoid all eye contact shit.
 
We all know this won't happen because of his signature selfishness, delusion and refusal to change or put any effort. This, to me, stems from the fact that he feels entitled to be getting views and tips just by existing as a video creator for a long time. Like Blockbuster expecting to compete with Netflix while still selling tapes and DVDs.
He is very entitled, but he also a victim complex, which goes back a long way, probably even before his days in the FGC, an era he characterizes as one in which he was persecuted.

Phil would absolutely prefer to be top dog, recognized as a greater entertainer, but he'll gladly take being downtrodden instead, since it allows him to act like a winner by being a loser. He gets to proclaim himself victorious because so many have tried to take him down and he's still here.

In truth, Phil lost hard, and he just doesn't have the cajones to admit it. Embracing his legacy as being what it is, would be tantamount to admission.
Come on phil, when you fit the exact archetype of the soyboy meme, you probably shouldn't throw the word around at others. Let's see how many of the stereotypical soyboy characteristics dsp fits- wears nintendo/video game t shirts? Check. Has bad/receding hair? Check. Wears jeans and running shoes? Check. Has an untrained, skinny fat body? Check. Makes "ironic" faces with his mouth gaping open? Check.

Are there even any soyboy stereotypes that don't apply to dsp? He even had a massive collection of plastic pop culture toys/junk like a soyboy.
It's like the gin made the young DSP come out for a few minutes. He used to love acting like he was one of the cool jocks instead of a lame nerd, which I blame on his love of wrestling, and the fact that he thought it was real until he was in his twenties.

And of course modern DSP comes back, to have it both ways. What he did back then wasn't as bad as people say, but he has moved on from it so you can't hold it against him now regardless. Have the cake and eat it too all you want, Phil. You're still a lying-ass pigroach.
Based takes to be honest, he was never funny or charismatic but he seemed to enjoy himself much more in the before times.
That's because he was being himself when he made offensive jokes. As gross as Young DSP was, at least it was the truth. Speaks to his cowardice, the fact that he can't bring himself to be so honest with his humor now, even though he doesn't go outside ever. He has not moved on, his nail biting alone proves that.
 
Phil being Phil on his day off. Apparently, someone dug up those clips of Phil making bad racist jokes that only he laughed at, and he's whinging again because he totally doesn't want drama. Remember guys, he's totally not racist.

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Cancel crowd doesn't care how long ago it was but you know this and shit bricks when your antics are brought up.
So all you do after streaming is sit on the toilet?
 
the guy drinks seltzer water, I don't even know wtf that is
I believe that's carbonated water. A tiny part of me believes that he strategically chose to drink seltzer water so he can enhance his disgusting belches into the mic, but I'm going into James the Lesser-tier retarded conspiracy theories here.
 
Cancel crowd doesn't care how long ago it was but you know this and shit bricks when your antics are brought up.
So all you do after streaming is sit on the toilet?
phil loves to bring up how pewdiepie became popular by screaming like 'sissy' girl. meanwhile phil got popular being racist,sexist,rude and generally being an asshole. felix grew up and decided not to do. phil stopped because he got so much shit from people and its now cancel worthy to do them. if it was still allowed,he would keep being racist and sexist
 
DSP: "Other people are sissy SJW soyboys!"

Also DSP: Skinnyfat body, always hyping the new AAA product and does that weird open mouth smile for photos on Instagram.

WARNING: WHAT YOU MAY SEE RIGHT NOW IS GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
 

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