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I'll give him this, when Chris finds a way to torment and torture, he exceeds any and all expectations.
I'm guessing he made this to demonstrate how deadly his wails of despair are. His pain becomes our pain as his dreadful moaning drills into his victims skulls.
Hopefully that's the last of that dreadful noise.
 
he can't sing
he's fugly as sin
he's fat as whale
he doesn't pass for shit
He's not trans by any means just doing it for attention and relevance

Yet that thick skull of his will only see a thin beautiful talented anime goddess with untold powers of the cosmos.


What a fucking waste
One thing I like about Chris is he’s an exaggerated example of the worst parts of many autism related subcultures (Including troons) so there‘s hope for the more borderline cases who cringe or get angry in A-Log way at Chris since they recognise traits in themselves that are similar to Chris but are self aware enough to think ‘Is this how I look to other people?’ and can hopefully change their ways.
 
I swear to god I am so sick of hearing chris make such unbearable noises like that, with no self-awareness of how much his voice just sucks.

If I have to hear more I will have no choice but to go to his house and beat him with a fish until he learns his lesson. That's not a threat that's a promise.
 
I swear to god I am so sick of hearing chris make such unbearable noises like that, with no self-awareness of how much his voice just sucks.

If I have to hear more I will have no choice but to go to his house and beat him with a fish until he learns his lesson. That's not a threat that's a promise.
He's already got a fish. Would you like to make a wish?
 
He sounds like a dying Aperture Science sentry turret. Nice. What I really love however is the fact that there is absolutely no context for this. Everyone was just droning through the day and he randomly decided to drop the sound of a chinese pedestrian on Liveleak, for apparently no reason.
 
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He sounds like a dying Aperture Science sentry turret. Nice. What I really love however is the fact that there is absolutely no context for this. Everyone was just droning through the day and he randomly decided to drop the sound of a chinese pedestrian on Liveleak, for apparenrtly no reason.
I was in Viet Nam back in 2013 and legit heard a man screaming into a microphone almost exactly like Chris is doing here except it had distortion effects and he had a guitar with him that blended with the sound to make a cool effect.

Here we just get to listen to something between Autistic Screams, a Cherokian Chant, and whatever he thinks will bring about his version of heaven.

I do think it would be funny though to drop this off to some Uncontacted Tribe with a Sonichu Medallion and a few Comic Pages and just see how they react to it. Like suddenly the Sentinelese convert to a religion.... DOCCS and they don’t even know what Sonic or Pikachu are or how to start a fire, but this somehow amazes them.

They probably have the same IQ as Chris.
 
I do think it would be funny though to drop this off to some Uncontacted Tribe with a Sonichu Medallion and a few Comic Pages and just see how they react to it. Like suddenly the Sentinelese convert to a religion.... DOCCS and they don’t even know what Sonic or Pikachu are or how to start a fire, but this somehow amazes them.

They probably have the same IQ as Chris.
If Chris goes to that tribe, he's going to demand a boyfriend free virgin as a sacrifice. The girl expects an honorable aztec death but it's worse.

Chris reacts to a fanart
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Do you think people who have more talent than Chris cause him to be unmotivated to make an art of his own nor try to improve it?
 
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They probably have the same IQ as Chris
Skilled survivalists ? They may not be the smartest fuckers ever as they still live in a jungle with pointy sticks after centuries, but they are crafty and well adapted to their island.
Chris reacts to a fanart
"No Magi Chan has no depth, when having a difficult vision he's just tired but always optimist and happy go lucky, a lifetime of seeing everything has 0 consequence at all why the fuck do you draw him sad ?"
 
Thanks for saying that. It made me realise that you very rarely see any characters in Sonichu being sad - and usually they're self-inserts like Comic Chris or Night Star, and usually moping over how they can't find True Love. The Sonichus and Rosechus themselves generally tend to be happy or else righteously angry a la Rage Against The Garbage, but you never really see them sad or depressed. Chris's cartoon land must be unfailingly chipper and happy-dip-dappy, and any minor moments of sorrow quickly glossed over with 'oh, it's okay that they died horribly - they were only trolls' or else dealt with by Magi-Chan dispensing some tiresome psychic homily.
 
Do you think people who have more talent than Chris cause him to be unmotivated to make an art of his own nor try to improve it?
Chris, improve? If he didn't take the time to improve his behavior, appearance and living conditions, he's certainly not going to improve on his "art". He's had at least a decade to do so, and this is the result.
 
"No Magi Chan has no depth, when having a difficult vision he's just tired but always optimist and happy go lucky, a lifetime of seeing everything has 0 consequence at all why the fuck do you draw him sad ?"
This shit will never not be funny to me. An actual artist tries to give his characters some personality and he says “No! They’re optimistic/energetic/radical (if male) or kind/caring/sexy (if female)!” Time was when we thought we had to draw Rosechu with a dick to piss Chris off, but apparently even just seeing any of his characters frowning annoys him.
 
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Remember, guise. Chris has also claimed to be a VA in the past, who sounds like a woman is as talented as these two ACTUAL women.


I prefer tress macneille and E.G. Daily, but that's just me.
Yes the VA who got pissy at her uber driver is the more mature one, then again Chris has an immature understanding of maturity.
 
Thanks for saying that. It made me realise that you very rarely see any characters in Sonichu being sad - and usually they're self-inserts like Comic Chris or Night Star, and usually moping over how they can't find True Love. The Sonichus and Rosechus themselves generally tend to be happy or else righteously angry a la Rage Against The Garbage, but you never really see them sad or depressed. Chris's cartoon land must be unfailingly chipper and happy-dip-dappy, and any minor moments of sorrow quickly glossed over with 'oh, it's okay that they died horribly - they were only trolls' or else dealt with by Magi-Chan dispensing some tiresome psychic homily.
Sad and anger are the same thing in the comics.
 
If Chris goes to that tribe, he's going to demand a boyfriend free virgin as a sacrifice. The girl expects an honorable aztec death but it's worse.

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Do you think people who have more talent than Chris cause him to be unmotivated to make an art of his own nor try to improve it?

If Chris would have the slightest thought of improving himself, he would at least try to do rough sketches by now.
 
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