Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
The Leah Remini show is also pretty good for beginners as well.
She's co-host on that podcast! And another guy is Mike Rinder, senior from OSA, for a long time Suppressive Person number one.
Terryfing and fascinating stuff


ETA to avoid double posting
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TFW your own show mixed with unrelated stuff when you search its name
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TFW someone else’s podcast’s episode about you is higher than your own
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But, you ask, where do these rare links lead you? It must be somewhere on Kunt platform, right?
Nope
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Oh, Tess, you had such a sweet, long time dream about the podcast with pillows, and whispers, and secrets, such a shame no1curr
 
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So, having said that... relevant or no, the real question really is, what is it going to take to get Ryann Helipad to FUCK. OFF. back to the slimy holler she came from.

Continued mockery. Ceaseless fun and merriment at her expense, pointing out the sheer absurdity of her pathetic celebrity, the stupid lies she has to tell for attention because nothing else she does is capable of getting it, and her overwhelming Narcissism.

That, and keeping in mind that time, which is not being kind to her, will not be any less unkind in the future. Tick tock, Tess.

There's no point in getting mad about Tess; just sit back and watch her be the agent of her own ruin and misery, and laugh at her antics as she tries desperately to stay in the public eye. After all, that's what we do with Chantal, who has achieved a level of sickness and degeneracy we couldn't have anticipated even a year ago. It would be tragic and horrifying if it was happening to any better a person, but it's Chantal, so it's morbidly hilarious. And so it is with Tess, and so it shall be.
 
Back when Olly was staying at Ryann's for the second time, she posted a shot of Bowie in his diaper. (Photo is on page 762 of this thread. Sorry for not re-posting it, but I want nothing to do with that abomination as it's way too close to something inappropriate for comfort; it's easy to find on the specified page.) This is the kind of photo that someone trying to pimp out a kid would post; any halfway normal parent would have thrown an absolute shitfit over Olly posting something so inappropriate and disgusting, but Ryann didn't react at all that I know. I didn't see anyone here discussing the very weird text Olly had posted atop the photo. The text reads: "it's working he's becoming a doll i can feel it" [sic]. What the fuck does this mean?! There is something deeply unsettling about it. What Olly was doing in that room is something that seriously bothers me. Laughing at Ryann is one thing, but seeing that photo with that caption, taken by someone who is doubtless a sociopath, gave me serious pause. Something is not kosher in Denmark, as they say. It isn't as though female predators don't exist.
 
This is the kind of photo that someone trying to pimp out a kid would post; any halfway normal parent would have thrown an absolute shitfit over Olly posting something so inappropriate and disgusting, but Ryann didn't react at all that I know. I didn't see anyone here discussing the very weird text Olly had posted atop the photo. The text reads: "it's working he's becoming a doll i can feel it" [sic]. What the fuck does this mean?

I read it as - as a narc. All I want is kids to be like me, (perfect) and also controllable, like dolls. They hate that they can't control other people and with young kids you get all the power as a parent as you make all the decisions and dictate how the world is to be viewed.

Tess' posts about Bowie and Rylee are very telling. Every now and again she will post a pic with Rylee in it, when she cant reinforce and delude her narc brain that it was her magnanimous personality that respects his decision to not be on social media just to remind him who is boss.

Don't get me wrong. Bowie is abused in many ways, many of them neglect. But having such an inappropriate age gap and what Bowie could be exposed to, which his child mind should be protected from is also abuse. Not only that, but no disciple from a great god could convince me that Olly wasn't also under the influence of several drugs and substances whilst in the same room as Bowie. But no I don't think I see signs of sexual abuse. ... ... yet... (:_(

Also welcome to the Farms and love superwaddle.

Back to the cake farter. Tess using her hand to cover her chins doesn't mean they don't exist. Just because we can't see them. Lol. Idiot.

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The only way this photo could be any more White Trash is if Tess was cooking meth in it.

And yet she looks down on those from her home state where she grew up, as hick rednecks. Bich, look in the mirror. And don't get high daily around your small child, in a non child safe house. That kid must watch 6+ hours of tv a day- screentime as babysitter.

Ugh Nick is trash for not caring more. Once covid is over and our borders are open in Aus (may be end of 2022-2024 cause we messed up vaccine distribution because our government sucks) he better fly him here. He won't. Useless.
 
I read it as - as a narc. All I want is kids to be like me, (perfect) and also controllable, like dolls. They hate that they can't control other people and with young kids you get all the power as a parent as you make all the decisions and dictate how the world is to be viewed.

Tess' posts about Bowie and Rylee are very telling. Every now and again she will post a pic with Rylee in it, when she cant reinforce and delude her narc brain that it was her magnanimous personality that respects his decision to not be on social media just to remind him who is boss.

Don't get me wrong. Bowie is abused in many ways, many of them neglect. But having such an inappropriate age gap and what Bowie could be exposed to, which his child mind should be protected from is also abuse. Not only that, but no disciple from a great god could convince me that Olly wasn't also under the influence of several drugs and substances whilst in the same room as Bowie. But no I don't think I see signs of sexual abuse. ... ... yet... (:_(

Also welcome to the Farms and love superwaddle.

Back to the cake farter. Tess using her hand to cover her chins doesn't mean they don't exist. Just because we can't see them. Lol. Idiot.

Edit: werdz. Grama. Mobilefag
I think your interpretation is probably the correct one, but I keep getting stuck on the fact that if Olly truly were a man, I'd have zero doubts that inappropriate touching was going on there; then my brain says, "But women can be predators, too!" Which they can be; it's just a lot more rare. So ultimately that photograph and its weird caption still leave me horrified and uncomfortable, even though, as you said, it's likely that Olly meant Bowie is a small helpless creature whom she has full control of in a non-sexual way. (Which... is still in the realm of something Not Right.) Poor Bowie is so vulnerable and Olly definitely exploited him by posting that. Bitch needs to be cunt-punted.

Bowie badly needs at least one adult he can trust but so far he's batting zero. Given he was in diapers until he was four (is he still in diapers? Do we know?), I don't think even Jolene was much of a caretaker. It isn't that hard to potty train a kid, but it does take patience. For a child his age to essentially still be operating at the level of a three-year-old, serious and prolonged neglect has to have occurred. That child has had no one except a parade of trashy cluster B fuckwits. It hurts to see child abuse occur in real time; it is a given that his life is an unpredictable cycle of neglect and verbal abuse. Ryann is definitely someone who yells at her children; she's a dime a dozen at Wally World and any area where white trash abounds, rich or poor. Her type is easily analysed and she is incapable of nurturing a child. I am sure she enjoys making Bowie feel like shit about himself. Narcs are always sadists to their children.
I was raised by the classic borderline mother / narc father combo, and both personality types are narcs, just different kinds. Borderlines are also known as "covert narcs." Undermining their children's self-confidence and finding ways to shit all over every moment of happiness the kids manage to eke out for themselves is a daily pastime for narcs.

Thank you all for welcoming me to the farms! I've been lurking for more than a year and have read the Jahi McMath thread, the Kansas Potato Sisters thread, and a few smaller threads in their entirety. It is a delight to read the truly creative snark on here, and @Diet Coke 4 Life deserves heaps of praise for the amazing photoshop analyses we are privy to. I'd been recovering from having bolts drilled into my spine last year and I just had it done again a week ago, so perusing the farms has become one of my primary sources of entertainment. I am very happy that "Superwaddle" is appreciated; I bet Ryann would hate it! She should get it tattooed on her ass. The one true tattoo.
 
So what do you guys think it will actually take for her to get “cancelled”? Or at least somewhat cancelled.
I do think that this bullshit anorexic claim is starting to make the public see she’s a lying narcissist.
But this won’t be enough to to actually “cancel” her. I’m wondering what what it will actually take to do her in.
Man, I'm just amazed she hasn't been canceled yet.
What else is it going to take, honestly? Others have been 'canceled' over less.
 
Man, I'm just amazed she hasn't been canceled yet.
What else is it going to take, honestly? Others have been 'canceled' over less.
Nobody is following Tess as a sincere supporter outside of dumb middle aged fatties. She’s a court jester to the actual A-listers and an old timey freakshow act to the rest of us. I don’t want her *canceled*, I want her stripped of her parental rights so her children can heal and thrive while she becomes a full-time court jester.
 
I can't lie and say there are no words for this.

Behold, the MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER FILTERED TESS!!
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Pic too large; didn't view: Tess, if you wanna screech 'eff your beauty standards', stop making your poor filters die by overworking them trying to conform to said beauty standards, you hypocritical superwaddle.
 
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