Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

force anyone to not go online
it's enforceable with court order when in custody or as part of a probationary program. i've had to investigate and enforce this very thing while working the enforcement desk at Health and Human Services while a deputy sheriff, and it's usually boils down to restricting access to networks physically (air-gapped), electronic communication devices, the forced use of proxies when in custodial housing, and random checks throughout the week complete with searching their persons and talking to people who interact with them. their aliases and habits are recorded as best possible and those places and ones like it are randomly searched for similar patterns or names or other metadata related to the person (uploaded photos for example).

while the tech LE uses isn't exactly new, some is fairly sophisticated and there's the whole "we can put you back in jail or prison for violation of a court order" that tends to keep people on the straight and narrow. compulsives "just can't help it" and have bullshit justifications for various things (like they must talk or interact with collectible toy forums or something, yes that's a thing that some child molesters are into) and cannot see why the court would restrict that activity.

if people cooperate and seem to stick with the program for early release or supervised housing, et c then the restriction usually ease up over time. if Lucas isn't part of any such custodial or supervised program, then the order is enforceable, but he would be walking a thin line where even the accusation of violating the order might get him a mandatory custodial stay at a state facility; even if he's not actively being monitored or part of a group home or something. LE can also do things that attach orders to someone's SSN in order to monitor opening new accounts with service providers or watch their credit cards for charges related to whatever it is they are restricted from.

all that being said, this is usually reserved for people convicted of relatively serious crimes (afore mentioned child molestation). simple trespass wouldn't result in this, even alleged stalking with a signed restraining order wouldn't result in this either. i think Lucas lost ready access to his accounts in some way (physically or logistically). i think it's likely to be a logical reason, as he would likely have acquired a new phone, but perhaps a new phone number, and if multi-factor authentication is enabled and he has no access to the old phone number, it's possible he has no way (or is too inept) to access the accounts to remove MFA and regain control. the question ends up being: if he just wants to spread the Word of Lucas, the account itself should be irrelevant, so why not just make a new account at all? what would be preventing that, or causing hesitation?
 
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I googled his name just to see if maybe there's some bit of new information to be found and ofcourse I didn't find anything, but I found this which made me laugh. I might be late on this one but I don't remember seeing it until now.
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I'm not deleting your comments, Lucas. I like your comments. I don't think Klickitat does either, it's youtube.View attachment 2200845View attachment 2200847

The funniest thing to me about his reasoning, is fitter children. Motherfucker has to take breaks while walking to catch his breath. I honestly don't think he has ever run, at all. I'm not talking distance, I don't think he's run period. And yet somehow he tells himself his kids would be the model of health and incredibly in shape.
 
The funniest thing to me about his reasoning, is fitter children. Motherfucker has to take breaks while walking to catch his breath. I honestly don't think he has ever run, at all. I'm not talking distance, I don't think he's run period. And yet somehow he tells himself his kids would be the model of health and incredibly in shape.
In certain videos he is out of breath just from laying stationary on the bed.
 
I'm not deleting your comments, Lucas. I like your comments. I don't think Klickitat does either, it's youtube.View attachment 2200845View attachment 2200847
The cops come up to me and call me the man, the myth, the legend. Lmfao, its true he seems to be pretty well known but I don't know if the cops are actually that friendly to pal around with Lucas, maybe they lurk the Kiwi Farms on their off time and get a good laugh and just say that to give him a small ego boost.
 
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The funniest thing to me about his reasoning, is fitter children. Motherfucker has to take breaks while walking to catch his breath. I honestly don't think he has ever run, at all. I'm not talking distance, I don't think he's run period. And yet somehow he tells himself his kids would be the model of health and incredibly in shape.
The only things his genes would bring to a child are schizophrenia, autism, retardation, sociopathy, and diabetes. Plus he'd probably give the kid MRSA too.
 
I'm not deleting your comments, Lucas. I like your comments. I don't think Klickitat does either, it's youtube.View attachment 2200845View attachment 2200847

See, this is why I don’t buy the theory that Lucas has become self aware and willingly stopped spewing his bullshit all over the Internet.

Assuming his description of his interactions with the police are accurate (and not the result of him lying or a hallucination), the whole point of going offline would be to avoid catching the attention of law enforcement. The fact that he’s so well known by the cops would mortify most people (especially those with a proclivity towards underage girls). If he’s scared of the cops dropping the hammer on him, he’d cut out the attraction signs first.

The funniest thing to me about his reasoning, is fitter children. Motherfucker has to take breaks while walking to catch his breath. I honestly don't think he has ever run, at all. I'm not talking distance, I don't think he's run period. And yet somehow he tells himself his kids would be the model of health and incredibly in shape.

He wants to fuck a teenager. This is just an excuse.
 
"5 notes a day"
If only he used the energy to making his pedo attraction signs for something not creepy. Shame he can't get in trouble for admitting he keeps putting his incel graffiti all over town. I hope someone manages to get a video of him reacting to his notes being torn down one day
I'm not deleting your comments, Lucas. I like your comments. I don't think Klickitat does either, it's youtube.View attachment 2200845View attachment 2200847
 
The cops come up to me and call me the man, the myth, the legend. Lmfao, its true he seems to be pretty well known but I don't know if the cops are actually that friendly to pal around with Lucas, maybe they lurk the Kiwi Farms on their off time and get a good laugh and just say that to give him a small ego boost.

Imagine a cop saying that in a patronizing tone...
Pretty much. Fatty wants to make it sound like the cops give him daps while saying it, when you know the line is preceded by "Well, well, well..."
 
I googled his name just to see if maybe there's some bit of new information to be found and ofcourse I didn't find anything, but I found this which made me laugh. I might be late on this one but I don't remember seeing it until now.
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Ah, yes. Someone once made Lucas's Facebook page turn memorial. Lucas was able to get that corrected.
Imagine a cop saying that in a patronizing tone...
Well, with Lucas having autism, he doesn't pick up on sarcasm or a negative tone. He would take it directly and would think it as a compliment or a positive comment. Or it is the voices on the wind.
 
See, this is why I don’t buy the theory that Lucas has become self aware and willingly stopped spewing his bullshit all over the Internet.

Assuming his description of his interactions with the police are accurate (and not the result of him lying or a hallucination), the whole point of going offline would be to avoid catching the attention of law enforcement. The fact that he’s so well known by the cops would mortify most people (especially those with a proclivity towards underage girls). If he’s scared of the cops dropping the hammer on him, he’d cut out the attraction signs first.



He wants to fuck a teenager. This is just an excuse.
@Jeremiah the Bullfrog is right; My mind is made up. The five notes a day, which I have no doubt is actually true, indicates that Lucas is not staying away from the internet voluntarily. He is either without the funds to get a phone, for some reason, or under the threat of staying off the internet, with a more serious punishment.

Re: the red sharpie notes, my "xmas came early" scenario would be for some local Kiwi to either put their own sign right next to the red sharpie note, with a photo of Lucas's face, kind of like a "Have you seen me?" poster, but instead of for a missing child, warning people about Lucas. That would crack me up. Especially if said signposter got a photograph of the two next to each other on a pole. Hell, tape the "Have you smelled The Wern?" sign over his stupid red sharpie propaganda. Include height, weight, and how he likes to lick the dumpsters behind clinkerdagger. He can be found licking deodorant, masturbating with tears, or screaming "GREEDY!!!" at ants on the sidewalk for taking too many of the potato chip crumbs out of his "Eric Cartman with pubes glued to face" beard. He was saving those for later. Etc, etc.

Either that, or I second the thought for getting the film of Lucas reacting to his sign getting torn down.
 
Imagine a cop saying that in a patronizing tone...
This is just more evidence that Lucas either has autism and thus can't pick up on social cues or has not developed socially past childhood. Most kids older than 10 understand the difference between being laughed with and laughed at. He hasn't been able to get that down, and this is a reoccurring thing we see in videos from time to time, where he describes an interaction with someone and it's clear they were fucking with him but he's too oblivious and/or retarded to see it.
 
The cops come up to me and call me the man, the myth, the legend. Lmfao, its true he seems to be pretty well known but I don't know if the cops are actually that friendly to pal around with Lucas, maybe they lurk the Kiwi Farms on their off time and get a good laugh and just say that to give him a small ego boost.

Lucas is too fucking retarded to realize the cops are mocking him and they say that to all the notorious bumcels.
 
i think it's likely to be a logical reason, as he would likely have acquired a new phone, but perhaps a new phone number, and if multi-factor authentication is enabled and he has no access to the old phone number, it's possible he has no way (or is too inept) to access the accounts to remove MFA and regain control

I believe he is too retarded to know what 2FA is, or how to access his old accounts if he got a new phone and forgot his passwords. But he does know know how to setup new accounts and has done so with Instagram, Facebook and Youtube even within the last two years. He clearly can access TheWern on youtube but only leaves comments. If he was banned from uploading content, he'd make a new channel (which is what he did when his normal channel was banned iirc). Maybe the dumbfuck burned every cell carrier in Spokane and can't get a cell plan anymore. We don't know if his payee was responsible for paying that bill, but I know Comrade Werner sure as fuck wouldn't. Maybe that's the real reason he 'loses' his phone like clockwork. Disconnected Service. He also won't get an Obama phone.
 
Maybe the dumbfuck burned every cell carrier in Spokane and can't get a cell plan anymore. We don't know if his payee was responsible for paying that bill, but I know Comrade Werner sure as fuck wouldn't. Maybe that's the real reason he 'loses' his phone like clockwork. Disconnected Service. He also won't get an Obama phone.

I am fairly certain Lucas has mostly been using the prepaid carriers. Metro, Boost, Cricket, Straight Talk. With those you are not under contract and there are no credit checks. You pay as you go. Don't pay your bill? The service is shut off until you do. Unlike AT&T, Verizon, T-Mobile, which actually put you under a contract and check credit. So, it is pretty much impossible, from what I know, to actually burn a bridge with them. They kinda expect you will eventually stop paying them.

Most of those stores like Metro, Cricket, or Boost allow you to pay in person on service in a store. They charge like a $5 fee for this. This allows people who get paid "under the table" or who don't have a bank account because "the banks are always messing with my money", to easily pay their bills. People will pay the fee to pay in person .

Now, the good deals with them where you get a dirt cheap Android phone or a free one, those are only available to new customers. So, for Lucas, who loses a phone sometimes twice a month, he may end up burning through all of them, where he is not eligible for the new deals at any carrier. He can still buy a new phone, but will pay regular price. The company makes money on those by hoping you will pay for enough service to more than cover the cheap phone they handed you.

Now, I am not bashing prepaid service. It's plenty good and is a way better value than the big names. If you can buy a phone outright, you can go to a prepaid place and get the same service for about $25 or $30 less than the big 3.

So, if he has gone through all the deals available to him, then he may not feel like he has the money to pick up a new phone. As for his number, even if you lose a phone, you can normally still port the number to another carrier.
 
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