Containment Random Chris Updates

[Lovecraft's Cat]

An official Chris-approved guide to "understanding" the latest bit of dimensional merge lunacy.
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>"I Have travelled through the Iron Curtain for YEARS"
An easy feat considering the Eastern Bloc fell almost 30 years ago
Also, what, how, and why was a "universe-dividing barrier" made in the late 1300's?

 

[Dimensional Merge Expert]

Chris got his book but was so terrified of the pickle on the cover that he had to make an even worse cover. Also his face is really starting to look like Barb as Snorlax before Chris restricted her diet to only weight loss shakes.

 

[Dimensional Merge Expert]

Hes also attacking charitable people, ween fans and his trolls at the same time now because they wanted his divine attention. This book really stroked his ego.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

The author justified his work on the book on the CWC subreddit, took the post down because people thought he was leeching off of Chris.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

An official Chris-approved guide to "understanding" the latest bit of dimensional merge lunacy.
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At a certain point in following this whole tard religion portion of the Tragedy of CWC, yeah, I do kind of feel like a delusion.

 

[jc17]

Tweet about compliment. It implies that Chris wants an award without putting an effort on anything.
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Meanwhile, if they found out they weren't costumes but in fact actual mutated abominations, they'd flee the area and call 911.

 

[Basketball Jones]

Hes also attacking charitable people, ween fans and his trolls at the same time now because they wanted his divine attention. This book really stroked his ego.

The tangent has gotten longer at this point and is updating faster than I can read through it because with every tweet I have to stop and retranslate whatever the fuck Chris is saying into English and not tard-speak. Now he's talking about sex and something about shoving dicks up his ass or having dicks shoved into the asses of others.....idfk

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris got his book but was so terrified of the pickle on the cover that he had to make an even worse cover. Also his face is really starting to look like Barb as Snorlax before Chris restricted her diet to only weight loss shakes.

Nah, he looks like a bald, fat, retarded Keibler elf.

 

[LesbianSleepoverParty]

The tangent has gotten longer at this point and is updating faster than I can read through it because with every tweet I have to stop and retranslate whatever the fuck Chris is saying into English and not tard-speak. Now he's talking about sex and something about shoving dicks up his ass or having dicks shoved into the asses of others.....idfk

It sounds like a troll wanted to pay for Chris to have gender reassignment surgery if I can understand this gibberish properly.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Hes also attacking charitable people, ween fans and his trolls at the same time now because they wanted his divine attention. This book really stroked his ego.

From that second part, Chris is trying to say he wants TRUE and HONEST friendships, but not at the cost of learning all the "outdated" stuff. At least that's my take from it.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

Chris got his book but was so terrified of the pickle on the cover that he had to make an even worse cover. Also his face is really starting to look like Barb as Snorlax before Chris restricted her diet to only weight loss shakes.

Any idea why the author chose a drawing of the pickle as the cover art for the book?

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Any idea why the author chose a drawing of the pickle as the cover art for the book?

He's a ween and he prolly thought "pickle funy chrischan meem haha"

 

[deadson]

The tangent has gotten longer at this point and is updating faster than I can read through it because with every tweet I have to stop and retranslate whatever the fuck Chris is saying into English and not tard-speak. Now he's talking about sex and something about shoving dicks up his ass or having dicks shoved into the asses of others.....idfk

It's pretty fucking nasty, and sounds like he's been marinating in this fantasy for a while. Other than that, it's another of his "Boo-hoo, curse my past trolls for taking advantage of me even tho I'm not intelligent enough to realize it" bullshit.

Maybe he's horny?

 

[The Nameless One]

Here's the whole damn insane thread. My favorite part: "Everyone Had their chance to actually have me, but they didn’t. Leaving being remainingly satisfied with just Imagining their penises up my ass, or my penis up their asses and vaginas and cumming on their chests and faces."

And new CWCisms: "overweighted belly and butt," "shit his rocks off by his own hands"

 

[Kuruminha]

Spoiler: Thirsty Chris

Edit: ninja'ed by @The Nameless One

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Here's the whole damn insane thread. My favorite part: "Everyone Had their chance to actually have me, but they didn’t. Leaving being remainingly satisfied with just Imagining their penises up my ass, or my penis up their asses and vaginas and cumming on their chests and faces."

And new CWCisms: "overweighted belly and butt," "shit his rocks off by his own hands"

I was familiar with the whole saga before, but I think I am just now understanding what a number the Idea Guys did on Chris, even all this time later.

 

[ogmudbone]

Here's the whole damn insane thread. My favorite part: "Everyone Had their chance to actually have me, but they didn’t. Leaving being remainingly satisfied with just Imagining their penises up my ass, or my penis up their asses and vaginas and cumming on their chests and faces."

And new CWCisms: "overweighted belly and butt," "shit his rocks off by his own hands"

Guess the existential dread set in.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So even though his duck is shooting blanks, he still wants a boyfriend free girl. As usual, Chris' thoughts of being tricked into getting donor female reproductive organs is... the usual Chris way of thinking.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

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I like when Chris calls the rest of the world outside his bedroom “common folk” and “background characters”. It’s like his autistic version of “normies” and “NPCs”.

Just shows his complete isolation and detachment from reality. I’m sure that “fans”/Christorians would love to get the chance to hang out with him. I feel like he prefers to isolate himself to prevent having to waste an ounce of energy to move, or form a new neural connection. I haven’t seen any signs of him leaving the house this year, other then the picture of him in the busted ass van. I fear from now on he will be a lone lolcow

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Here's the whole damn insane thread. My favorite part: "Everyone Had their chance to actually have me, but they didn’t. Leaving being remainingly satisfied with just Imagining their penises up my ass, or my penis up their asses and vaginas and cumming on their chests and faces."

And new CWCisms: "overweighted belly and butt," "shit his rocks off by his own hands"

Good thing he has no ass.