Lolcow Matthew Elwood / MattyMcKenzie / TheMatTMcKenzie - British ANTIFA artist and poet laureate, white knight for trannies, spiritually married to Will McKenzie from The Inbetweeners. Incredibly mentally ill and in denial of that fact.

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Someone tried to make a sad and pathetic OP about him before and it got deleted, so I want to try my hand at a decent one.

Matthew Elwood, more commonly known around the Internet as MattyMcKenzie, is one of the craziest people I've encountered and up until recently I swore he had to have been a troll. Matthew is 22-23 years old and lives in Popley, Basingstoke, UK.

Matthew/Matty is obsessed with The Inbetweeners, and specifically the character Will McKenzie.
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Matty cannot stand criticism of his love for Will, who he considers his real-life husband. Matty was found through the Waifu Culture thread due to his wonderful art and poetry about Will.
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Here's what he did draw though:

Snake (u/Manchineel_Squonk)
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Marie (u/LapidotShipper4Life)
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Historia Reiss (u/ravatos626)
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Brief (u/KawaiiKlutzi)
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Kayn (u/Gakushoe)
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Luthier (u/dorkyautisticgirl)
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Anduin Wrynn (u/altar_of_madness)
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Futaba (u/xReflexx17)
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Note that he always puts the most detail on the male characters.
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He was even a kind enough soul as to do a request after he said he would only do them for $5.
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And of course it looks even worse than the normal ones.

If you make fun of Matty, he tard rages out and writes insane poetry about you, or even a song or YouTube video if you're lucky:


Just... what the fuck?

Matty also made an infamous video, now deleted from YouTube, where he destroys several of his mother's appliances to "own the trolls":

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More on MattyMckenzie's anti-troll property damage video:
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Also note the taboo about talking about the Farms on the Discord server:
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The autism excuse card in play:
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Matty's Poetry:
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I have a feeling Matty has a bigger online footprint than this, but his Reddit and Discord are where most of the funny happens.

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Someone tried to make a sad and pathetic OP about him before and it got deleted, so I want to try my hand at a decent one.

Matthew Elwood, more commonly known around the Internet as MattyMcKenzie, is one of the craziest people I've encountered and up until recently I swore he had to have been a troll. Matthew is 22-23 years old and lives in Popley, Basingstoke, UK.

Matthew/Matty is obsessed with The Inbetweeners, and specifically the character Will McKenzie.
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Matty cannot stand criticism of his love for Will, who he considers his real-life husband. Matty was found through the Waifu Culture thread due to his wonderful art and poetry about Will.
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If you make fun of Matty, he tard rages out and writes insane poetry about you, or even a song or YouTube video if you're lucky:


Matty also made an infamous video, now deleted from YouTube, where he destroys several of his mother's appliances to "own the trolls":
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Matty's Poetry:
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I have a feeling Matty has a bigger online footprint than this, but his Reddit and Discord are where most of the funny happens.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
Lol, he copied the poses from this comic almost exactly:

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I think it was supposed to be some sort of emotional manipulation to make the trolls feel bad that they were causing him to destroy shit, which as we all know is probably not the best way to go about being trolled.
Can you fill me in on his Discord antics like spamming a server he disliked with scat porn and posting a picture of his ass? Do you have any records or screenshots?

You mentioned it in the Waifu thread before, I'd love to see what he gets up to when he's mad.
 
I love his Snake art. I tried to make it my avatar, but it doesn't look right. *sigh*

If you make fun of Matty, he tard rages out and writes insane poetry about you, or even a song or YouTube video if you're lucky:
Matty also made an infamous video, now deleted from YouTube, where he destroys several of his mother's appliances to "own the trolls":
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It's nice to hear young people today doing covers of So Need a Cute Girl.

The lyrics and the vocals are not as good as the original, but still; the kids are alright.
 
Can you fill me in on his Discord antics like spamming a server he disliked with scat porn and posting a picture of his ass? Do you have any records or screenshots?

You mentioned it in the Waifu thread before, I'd love to see what he gets up to when he's mad.
This happened months ago now and by this point the server is long gone, but sure I'll copypaste a bit from my previous explanation and add some other info.

Matty came into the server saying he found it through a link in the description of a video he found funny (the server belonged to the meme channel Trollenhagen) and he immediately went off at us for posting some slightly dodgy memes (nothing too extreme, just your usual edgy teenager memes) and so a few members started to tease him to see how he'd react. He ended up weaponizing his autism (yes he has autism to no one's surprise) when someone showed him a scary gif several times and spammed huge paragraphs of the words "GET THAT OFF" repeatedly, apparently to get it off his screen. We ended up putting him in the jail channel where the most hilarious shit happened. He actually drew pictures of some server members that angered him the most and luckily I managed to save most of those because they were just too good to not keep. I sadly didn't take any screenshots though. Warning btw, true schizoid content ahead.
In response to teasing from trol, another member (the one who made that terrible first attempt at a Matty thread):
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In response to a meme captioned "British to American transformation":
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No idea:
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I think this was supposed to be the grinning rage comic face some members teased him with:
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In response to users teasing him with the troll image, swiftly followed by a quick and oh so heroic edit:
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What I think was supposed to be trol's avatar being fucked:
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Matty's attempt at drawing a sideways trollface to mock us;
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Last one I have saved is this from when another member (who was also apparently underage) teased him:
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Wow, very typical 22-year old behaviour there Matty. Well fucking done.
I can also confirm that he did indeed spam mostly gay scat porn to annoy us and sent what was apparently his own ass in a pair of dress pants "on a dare" and deleted it quickly though I sadly don't have that saved either.

Matty then found an exploit where he found if he left the server and rejoined he would be freed from the jail channel and continue to plague the main chats. So that's what he did for a while, in the meantime attempting to make up some "rap" lyrics which were quite horrible. After we really riled him up he spammed pictures of anarchist propaganda and Woody Guthrie with his "this machine kills fascists" guitar before finally leaving after he gave up trying the exploit since we were jailing him as soon as he joined.

And that's his origin story I guess.
 
That is a gorilla fucking a man in the ass.

Very racist. Quite concerning.

I can also confirm that he did indeed spam mostly gay scat porn to annoy us and sent what was apparently his own ass in a pair of dress pants "on a dare" and deleted it quickly though I sadly don't have that saved either.
"Sadly".
 
So, somebody posted a screenshot of a troon-groomer meme to r/averageredditor, a relatively based, anti-reddit subreddit. Troons and groomers were roundly criticized by the community, as one would expect.
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And who shows up a week late to defend the honor of child groomers...?
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"I hate incels because they don't have kids for me to groom" is perhaps the most peak-woke take I've seen all Current Year.
 
So, somebody posted a screenshot of a troon-groomer meme to r/averageredditor, a relatively based, anti-reddit subreddit. Troons and groomers were roundly criticized by the community, as one would expect.

And who shows up a week late to defend the honor of child groomers...?
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"I hate incels because they don't have kids for me to groom" is perhaps the most peak-woke take I've seen all Current Year.
I do think I'm on Matty's side here though, I seriously doubt a dad of this supposed level of chadliness would go on Reddit at all in the first place.

On another note, I found what appears to be Matty's DA page!
Here it is.
Only three deranged scribblings posted so far, with only one we haven't seen before.
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I do think I'm on Matty's side here though, I seriously doubt a dad of this supposed level of chadliness would go on Reddit at all in the first place.

On another note, I found what appears to be Matty's DA page!
Here it is.
Only three deranged scribblings posted so far, with only one we haven't seen before.
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The JoJo one... isn't...that...bad? I guess?
 
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