Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[MediocreMilt]

"Don't fuck Republicans"

meanwhile

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[JambledUpWords]

Perfect description of Shoe:


Shoe being thirsty:


More memes:

 

[Berrakh]

Perfect description of Shoe:

A snuff film in tweet form.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Embracing right-wing talking points isn't such a bad thing. It's you guys that think being right-wing makes you some sort of secret racist Nazi fascist. Normal right-wing people are fairly indistinguishable from normal left-wing people.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Embracing right-wing talking points isn't such a bad thing. It's you guys that think being right-wing makes you some sort of secret racist Nazi fascist. Normal right-wing people are fairly indistinguishable from normal left-wing people.

You forget, the clique shoe is trying to suck up to aren't normal left-wing people, they're far leftists who like their German counterparts in the 20s and 30s think anyone right of Lenin is a fascist or fascist sympathizer

 

[Late for the party]

It's officially June, everybody. You know what that means.
And predictions of how would Shoeue take the numeral change of her age?

 

[Berrakh]

It's officially June, everybody. You know what that means.
And predictions of how would Shoeue take the numeral change of her age?

She's born in June and named June? Okay, she never had a chance.

 

[El Sátiro Sordo]

June making an observation many already know:
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June pretending her talking points are edgy:
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June needs more gay in media:
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Amazon is bad:
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Orange man gone:
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June’s exchange with a furry:
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June’s style:
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The libertarian:
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Cute:
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The emo:
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Return:
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I hate this "Dark Academia" shit. Those people have never read the greeks, let alone studied Mathematics past calculus.

 

[JelloJerk]

It's officially June, everybody. You know what that means.
And predictions of how would Shoeue take the numeral change of her age?

Perhaps she will finally, truly snap. What was the name of Michael's boss in The Office that was severely unstable and ended up becoming a single mum via sperm donor? Yeah, that.

 

[Puck]

Perfect description of Shoe:
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Thorisy is a pedophile libtard but I stan him dunking on shoe

 

[Captain Syrup]

they're far leftists who like their German counterparts in the 20s and 30s think anyone right of Lenin is a fascist or fascist sympathizer

Bad history, even the Nazis promised to raise the status of working-class Germans: free education, senior entitlements, more state control over industries, and redistribution of wealth.

They didn't expect Hitler to get into bed with the Weimer aristocrats / murder everyone who put him in power.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

It's been opaquely mentioned here and there but what are Shoe's finances? She has to have money from yt right? I wonder if "weak will" isn't really the best explanation at this point. What if she's also wasteful or profligate with her income? Certainly seems to have a lot of costumes.

I seriously doubt she moved back in with her parents due to finances. She's just not very good at living without adult supervision, I think.
If she was in my care, I'd probably have all her YouTube money going directly into a MMSA she couldn't easily access and give her a daily allowance low enough that she'd think about whether to get Starbucks more than twice a day.
...She'd probably make this out to be some kind of uwu smol bean "dynamic" thing.

I guess there's the third option that someone else is telling her about these tweets, but that seems a little too convoluted.

Once you have a certain amount (and type) of followers, you have a community of people constantly combing the world for stuff they think you'd like and distilling it for your enjoyment. I've noticed a lot of her better jokes are literally just repeating things someone else on twitter has said in the thread she had a hot take about. I'd be unsurprised if a significant fraction of the rest of her personality is lifted from private/paygated conversations (e.g. she's echoing stuff patrons have said on discord).

 

[Captain Syrup]

I've noticed a lot of her better jokes are literally just repeating things someone else on twitter has said in the thread she had a hot take about. I'd be unsurprised if a significant fraction of the rest of her personality is lifted from private/paygated conversations (e.g. she's echoing stuff patrons have said on discord).

Ew. What is the point of being a tastemaker if you have no original thoughts?

 

[Joe Swanson]

Bad history, even the Nazis promised to raise the status of working-class Germans: free education, senior entitlements, more state control over industries, and redistribution of wealth.

They didn't expect Hitler to get into bed with the Weimer aristocrats / murder everyone who put him in power.

I was talking about the German communist party, who branded even the liberal party at the time as fascist and physically attacked them to the point where they had for form their own paramilitary wing

 

[Captain Syrup]

I was talking about the German communist party, who branded even the liberal party at the time as fascist

The liberals were among the first to abandon their posts and join the NSDAP, even signing the Enabling Act and allowing antisemites into their ranks.

In the 20s and 30s, Germany badly needed a party representing all of the people, and the liberals weren't it.

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[Übertroon]

The liberals were among the first to abandon their posts and join the NSDAP, even signing the Enabling Act and allowing antisemites into their ranks.

In the 20s and 30s, Germany badly needed a party representing all of the people, and the liberals weren't it.

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Statistically it was areas that historically went to the SPD and the communist party which voted for the nazis

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

If she was in my care, I'd probably have all her YouTube money going directly into a MMSA she couldn't easily access and give her a daily allowance low enough that she'd think about whether to get Starbucks more than twice a day.
...She'd probably make this out to be some kind of uwu smol bean "dynamic" thing.

Person: "Good heavens, woman, you are a threat to yourself and others. I'm locking down your finances so you don't wind up homeless when your parents die."
Ms. Bean: "omg put baby in me with your daddy dick"
Person: "I should have stuck to rescuing brain damaged dogs."

 

[scathefire]

If anyone asks why Shoe gives you secondhand embarrassment, just send this

 

[JambledUpWords]

Shoe working hard in people’s DMs to make this meme:


Lol:


Also, the Pedro guy she sometimes responds to is one of her reply guys:

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Okay the InfoWars Bernie one is a pretty good troll, assuming it's real. But it's not so go fuck yourself, June.