Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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DAMN! Talk about another "moviebob or neo-nazi" entry.

This is when I like to imagine a purge-like situation where someone in a mask has kidnapped Bob, tied him up, and is demanding he explain why he is worth saving as they prepare a chainsaw.
 
And no, Samsung isn't a high end kitchen appliance brand even over here in Korea. I did a search for available brand refrigerators here and very few (not even the specialty large-sized ones made specifically for kimchi) cost what he paid for his monstrosity. Curiously, I didn't notice any smart screens on them either. In fact, the only one I found that's remotely similar is a model with an actual window and that is an LG brand which is under $400. This leads me to believe Wart splurged on something made specifically for dumb foreigners like him.
I was recently looking for a washing machine and was told to avoid Samsung. They aren't necessarily bad machines, but for repair their parts are hard to to come by and even harder to fix when you do have them. As far as a refrigerator, I have a relative who has had a Samsung for 16-17 years now without any problems.

The problem here is I don't know why you would want all these extra features you don't really need. An added feature just means one more thing can go wrong with it. To get back to the washing machine, I had one of those "Load & Go" washing machines before this. The feature malfunctioned and caused me nothing but headaches. I couldn't disable it despite supposedly being able to. It then started to improperly dispense the detergent during washes. Sometimes it would do too much, sometimes none at all.

The point to all this is that Chris could have literally gotten a good Samsung refrigerator at a fraction of the cost he got this one for. He literally paid for random bells and whistles he likely won't even be using.
 
This entire Ellie Kemper nonsense reminds me of how old American sports teams used to stick a certain good luck charm on their uniforms before some Germans started using it a lot. Apparently the Spooky Prophet Halloween Ball used the hoods and shit before the KKK ever did. Societies that are from the same time and place co-opt each others symbols and ceremonies. Just ask Joseph Smith about the relation of his secret temple ceremonies and vows and the free masons.

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As part of my father's collection of US Militaria, he has a very unusual and valuable piece of trench art from WW1. It was made from a recycled French 75mm shell casing and is dated 1918 in the embossed design. On one side there is an Indian head, on the other a globe and anchor with an eagle on top. At the bottom of the design on both sides is a large swastika. The Indian head and USMC emblem seem to indicate that it was most likely made as a souvenir for a US Marine who served ashore in France with the 2nd Inf. Div. of the AEF. We thought at first that it might have a connection to the 45th Inf. Div., which had a swastika as its emblem until 1942, but that division was not even organized until 1920 and never left the US until WW2.
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DAMN! Talk about another "moviebob or neo-nazi" entry.

This is when I like to imagine a purge-like situation where someone in a mask has kidnapped Bob, tied him up, and is demanding he explain why he is worth saving as they prepare a chainsaw.
If carefully skinned and properly tanned, Bob's hide could probably be used to make a tent that would sleep eight. Is he more valuable dead than alive?
I was recently looking for a washing machine and was told to avoid Samsung. They aren't necessarily bad machines, but for repair their parts are hard to to come by and even harder to fix when you do have them. As far as a refrigerator, I have a relative who has had a Samsung for 16-17 years now without any problems.
Although this is uncommon, Samsung refrigerators have a history of catching on fire and have even been implicated in house fires that resulted in the total destruction of the dwelling. Samsung smart devices in general should be avoided compared to other brands because most of the "smartness" is in the cloud or online where it is more vulnerable. Someone who was willing to spend stupid money on a Korean-made home appliance would probably be better off with an LG.
 
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DAMN! Talk about another "moviebob or neo-nazi" entry.

This is when I like to imagine a purge-like situation where someone in a mask has kidnapped Bob, tied him up, and is demanding he explain why he is worth saving as they prepare a chainsaw.
If a bunch of black dudes did that, he'd just endlessly whine about Black Panther. Women, it'd be Captain Marvel and how he has his Black Widow ticket booked.
 
Bob,you were raised Catholic in a liberal state in the 90's...there were no nuns beating your knuckles with a big ruler. I don't know what trauma he thinks he endured. I can only speak for myself, but my experience in Catholic school was very positive and fun...and I'm not super religious these days. We weren't taught to be scared of some "magic sky man".
 
I find it more alarming that the appliances in the Chipman household are smarter than the residents.
"Smart phones, dumb people" has been a thing since the 00s.

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Bob, you were raised Catholic in a liberal state in the 90's...there were no nuns beating your knuckles with a big ruler. I don't know what trauma he thinks he endured.
The priest told Bobby he couldn't have a whole bag of communion wafers all for himself.

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Trump-installed Federal judge committed a harrowing felony! Something or someone MUST be STOMPED into paste for that!
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It is actually a simile and a damned appropriate one too (Court document):
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My oh my Trump's people so cruel!!!!!! Rey is my waifu 4ever!!!!
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"behaves this way"
Bob is a legit retard. He's tied his self worth and sense of achievement so closely to Disney bullshit that should someone dare to criticise it he blows his fucking gasket. Christ man, grow the fuck up. Rey isn't real and even if she was she definitely wouldn't fuck you. The judge didn't even say anything worst than 'mediocre and schlocky' but he deserves to be stomped into paste? really?
Honestly it's hilarious that he calls himself a critic when he's incapable of forming opinions that aren't held by the 'right' people. Disney Wars was made by the good guys so of course calling it lame means that you must a fascist scumbag. That kind of bizarre word association is downright pathetic.
 
Bob,you were raised Catholic in a liberal state in the 90's...there were no nuns beating your knuckles with a big ruler. I don't know what trauma he thinks he endured. I can only speak for myself, but my experience in Catholic school was very positive and fun...and I'm not super religious these days. We weren't taught to be scared of some "magic sky man".
The revisionist history of his life is a series of borrowed movie tropes. It's his way of feeling important in a world that's entirely indifferent to his existence.
 
The revisionist history of his life is a series of borrowed movie tropes. It's his way of feeling important in a world that's entirely indifferent to his existence.
He so badly wants to be important. Yet the only robot body his Leftist masters would let him have is a Roomba if he's lucky. Do you think on some deep, subconcious level he realizes this and that drives his never ending seething?

The evil right-wing reactionary grandstanding that has induced such powerful moral outrage in Bob is... some guy saying Star Wars is dumb?

Is he literally just Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons?
No, because Comic Book Guy could be snarky and didn't fail at sarcasm constantly.
 
He so badly wants to be important. Yet the only robot body his Leftist masters would let him have is a Roomba if he's lucky. Do you think on some deep, subconcious level he realizes this and that drives his never ending seething?
Interesting idea. His relentless seething is almost always followed by some way that somebody else, no matter how abstractly, impacts him personally. Why? I'll address it with the following picture:
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Keep in mind that Bob's the one that posted these photos. Proudly, I'll add. They weren't snapped secretly and uploaded without his permission. Personally, I can't look in a mirror when I've put on ten pounds. Bob, on the other hand, likes this person he sees. He believes a grown ass man at 40 should still be renting a family member's basement, probably with a "family" discount. The composition shows he wants his corny Masters of the Universe figures in frame.

If he's so awesome, why is he screeching? Money and pussy, that's why. Clearly, he holds his "profession" to the highest cultural standards, but uncivilized brutes in red states aren't showing him the respect he deserves. They reinforce superficial, outdated standards that force women into being attracted to toxic, stereotypically masculine men instead of intellectual powerhouse artists as himself. Someone must be blamed. It can't be his own failings - given that he apologizes for nothing and refuses to admit when he's wrong.

Most of us would have had our asses kicked by a good friend and told to snap out of it, but he's surrounded himself with a circle-jerk of raging pity instead. Self-hating liberal white babies? Transgenders and transgender advocates? Minority worshippers and apologists? All groups that hold themselves as models of infallible perfection that blame society for everything ruining their otherwise amazing lives. And boy do they all bitch about how white society is fucking them all day and night.

After taking the circuitous reply to your question, he thinks immortality in a robot body is the reward for the culturally enlightened. If he prays to science hard enough, he'll enter a realm of life everlasting where the great minds don't toil and labor, but share love and harmony. It's a place where this Earthly flesh doesn't matter, but the merit of his digital soul. Philistine farmers in the country don't believe in the thinker's afterlife and have stolen it from him with their superstition.

The only thing more painful are actual leftists that read what this idiot says and say, "Fuck this guy. This man does not represent us." He hates them so much, but wouldn't dare oppose the leftist clergy. He'll have to take the Roomba they give him because he knows he's too stupid to build something better.

TLDR; pictured here is a fat, narcissistic white boy who's going to die soon and unloved.
 
Bob is too dumb to notice that the media pushed Overton Window so far to the left that having political views slightly to the right of Stalin is considered far-right. Hell, most liberals aren't considered centrist anymore.
After taking the circuitous reply to your question, he thinks immortality in a robot body is the reward for the culturally enlightened. If he prays to science hard enough, he'll enter a realm of life everlasting where the great minds don't toil and labor, but share love and harmony. It's a place where this Earthly flesh doesn't matter, but the merit of his digital soul. Philistine farmers in the country don't believe in the thinker's afterlife and have stolen it from him with their superstition.
Bob is practically a "believer" in that respect although I doubt that he would live long enough to have his rancid consciousness digitized onto a 5 1/4 floppy (with space left over.) It find his whole thinkers/believers dichotomy laughable as thinking and believing at times synonymous with each other. Thinking is a process and everyone has to believe in something like how Bob believes that he will achieve transhumanism because he says the "right" things to the "right" people.
 
Call me a tard but what the fuck is the context to this photo? Is it for halloween or something?
There's no variations of this picture where there's other people around. All evidence suggests this is a Halloween costume he wore at home, by himself.

Bob is practically a "believer" in that respect although I doubt that he would live long enough to have his rancid consciousness digitized onto a 5 1/4 floppy (with space left over.) It find his whole thinkers/believers dichotomy laughable as thinking and believing at times synonymous with each other. Thinking is a process and everyone has to believe in something like how Bob believes that he will achieve transhumanism because he says the "right" things to the "right" people.
He can't do math, doesn't understand scientific method, can't write for shit, has atrocious grammar skills despite reference just a search away on any browser, and creates videos with an eleventh-grader's insight. Amazingly, he considers himself a first ballot nominee of digital immortality for contribution to society.
 
Interesting idea. His relentless seething is almost always followed by some way that somebody else, no matter how abstractly, impacts him personally. Why? I'll address it with the following picture:
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Keep in mind that Bob's the one that posted these photos. Proudly, I'll add. They weren't snapped secretly and uploaded without his permission. Personally, I can't look in a mirror when I've put on ten pounds. Bob, on the other hand, likes this person he sees. He believes a grown ass man at 40 should still be renting a family member's basement, probably with a "family" discount. The composition shows he wants his corny Masters of the Universe figures in frame.

If he's so awesome, why is he screeching? Money and pussy, that's why. Clearly, he holds his "profession" to the highest cultural standards, but uncivilized brutes in red states aren't showing him the respect he deserves. They reinforce superficial, outdated standards that force women into being attracted to toxic, stereotypically masculine men instead of intellectual powerhouse artists as himself. Someone must be blamed. It can't be his own failings - given that he apologizes for nothing and refuses to admit when he's wrong.

Most of us would have had our asses kicked by a good friend and told to snap out of it, but he's surrounded himself with a circle-jerk of raging pity instead. Self-hating liberal white babies? Transgenders and transgender advocates? Minority worshippers and apologists? All groups that hold themselves as models of infallible perfection that blame society for everything ruining their otherwise amazing lives. And boy do they all bitch about how white society is fucking them all day and night.

After taking the circuitous reply to your question, he thinks immortality in a robot body is the reward for the culturally enlightened. If he prays to science hard enough, he'll enter a realm of life everlasting where the great minds don't toil and labor, but share love and harmony. It's a place where this Earthly flesh doesn't matter, but the merit of his digital soul. Philistine farmers in the country don't believe in the thinker's afterlife and have stolen it from him with their superstition.

The only thing more painful are actual leftists that read what this idiot says and say, "Fuck this guy. This man does not represent us." He hates them so much, but wouldn't dare oppose the leftist clergy. He'll have to take the Roomba they give him because he knows he's too stupid to build something better.

TLDR; pictured here is a fat, narcissistic white boy who's going to die soon and unloved.
wow the intellectual giant roberto peliculas cosplaying as sgt slaughter? in mikes voice...how unfortunate
 
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