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This man is ageing like milk left in the sun, I've seen 70 year old grandpas with better foreheads than him, I expect by the time he's 50 (if he reaches that age) he'll look like a decrepit omelette.
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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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dirtydeanna96
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Plenty of BJs on the ranch.
For those feminine penises.
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When I was younger, I would do what I guess you could call a smiling variant of the soy face in pictures, where I'd open my mouth in a happy expression (as opposed to the much more "O"-shaped conventional soyface). I did this because I didn't like doing a normal toothy smile because I was self-conscious about my teeth (which are fine honestly, they weren't fucked up or anything), and I didn't like doing a normal grin because I always felt it looked forced and gay. So I did the overly enthusiastic "happy soyface" so to speak. The root cause was insecurity in my normal smile. Not saying this is what soyfaces in other dudes are, but it's just my perspective from my own experiences.
RazorBackBacon
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I hope he takes wig advice from Shmorky.
I always figured soyface boiled down to a kind of quick, almost unconscious chain of reasoning: "Someone is about to take my picture. I must look happy and enthusiastic, because I am Happy Human. How do Happy Human's look? They smile! But everyone smiles in pictures. That is boring. I am special and unique. I must show everyone that I am Very Happy Human. Therefore, I must smile extra big. My smile does not stretch that wide. I know, I will open my mouth! That will show everyone I am Very Happy Human."
Basically, people faking it so hard because they don't understand that no one really cares how big your smile is in a photograph.
I would like to pose a question to this esteemed symposium:
Does Kevin pad his bra?
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I hate having my picture taken (it's a personal thing, no clue where it comes from) so I used to do the same thing. Then I saw the soyboys doing it and just sucked it up and had my picture taken without the stupidity. Cameras should rot in hell though, it's well documented they steal your soul.
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I'm unsure whether something Islamic happened in that store or if this is all Kev just cooming more than usual. Either way, godspeed to the Costco employees, who either have to find and clean up said Islamic content or just had to deal with Kevryn and company, which is still more than any sane person would have to deal with. Also, who is so terminally online that they think the world at large is interested in their shopping runs? I mean, we are, but we aren't the kind of attention Kev wants to attract.
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Excessively
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Fucking troons. That is not "a top". It is a t-shirt. Especially since it's a men's shirt.
Activia! The girl yogurt Jamie Lee Curtis uses to poop...
Edit: Also a new vacuum cleaner, a three-pack of Cholula, two massive bags of mandu, four boxes of spring rolls (bitches, get wrappers and make your own), two (only two) bags of salad, frozen asparagus to burn on the grill, gorditas, SIXTEEN cans of refried beans, and a huge box of Goldfish, because OF COURSE toddler snacks.
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If you think you're up to the task, just go back and look at some of the photos of Kevin's sad, droopy triangles for the answer to that question.
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Those are not even hot girl shorts. I think they would have to be booty shorts to qualify, and these go all the way down to mid-thigh. That's pretty conservative for most women.
Said this in the Tranch thread, but Kevin is an actual child begging for that cat pillow. Did that go on the ranch's tab? It might be the most Kevin set of photos I've seen.
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No no no, it's his littlespace. Don't forget he's in a DD/LG relationship.
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This was the "holy shit" thing I wanted to point out. Could it be, the faintest glimmer of adulthood?
...and then nope, plush toy. At least they had the courtesy to buy and take home the one that Kevryn was rubbing his musk glands all over.
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"My top is just a tiny bit old and wrinkly."
The top:
Kevin, just post the amhole without warning if you're going to upload gross images like this.
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Look how pasty this man is. Him not ever leaving his neckbeard nest isn’t an exaggeration.
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Easier for him to constantly COOM on Twitter than it is to go outside and get some sunlight. Kevin's a basement dweller who doesn't live in the basement.
moonchild
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with those broad shoulders and barrel chest, he's built more like a pro wrestler than an uwu anime girl. if Kevin didn't dress like such a faggot I could see him in the ring fighting randy orton
Lesbians apparently can be attracted to men now, cause words have no meaning anymore. What next, gay men who love eating pussy?
DUDE WEED LMAO
Kpop stans are telling troons to kill themselves? I guess it's time for me to start stanning jimin or whatever
I remember Kevin said once he "never got the hang of anal". it's probably cause he's too lazy to clean his shitty asshole
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I know that Kevin's Twitter addiction gets commented on a lot, but I just can't imagine posting that much during a trip to the grocery store.
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It's possible when you're only there to tag along instead of say, helping with lifting the groceries or pushing the cart.
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Yes, he pads. His moobs aren't that big.
Also, that muffin top is weird. Like fat only popped out on that one side. I assume it is because he twisted his torso to try to make himself look smaller. That explains why one moob looks bigger than the other. He also did the hand covering the thigh trick that fat girls do. Also his muffin top sticks out further than his moobs, lol. I bet everyone who sees him just assumes he's one of those flaming faggots. Nobody thinks he's a woman.
I can't believe he went to Costco with hair all over his shirt like that. They sell lint rollers at Costco. I didn't see any evidence that they picked a pack up, though. How hard could it be though to put on a clean shirt before you leave. Is he molesting the dogs 24/7 or is there just so much dog hair in the place that it's flying through the air and covering everything?
Also, who was that standing at the register? If that was Penny he has really porked up. And looks like an old dude with moobs.