DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Mate last time I was bored I set a timer and nicked KGhaleon's Twitter handle. He used to deactivate it and reactivate it to keep it. Now I can do this.

Trust me when I tell you people go to stupid lengths to troll.

You are too pure for this world Nigel. I fear the end of the anon because our kids will never understand.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If the alternative to raw, unedited DSP is DSP with additional disgusting fucking snorts added in, give me raw DSP every time. I can't fathom what kind of self loathing burns inside you to want to hear more of that shit, let alone find it amusing.

Imagine restreaming Phil every single day and having to listen to his precorded prestream script for the 200th time, and then sit through his streams. You'd go crazy and prefer hearing lawnmower sounds over Phil's voice quickly.

 

[hundredthousand]

Nigel will play KGhaleon.
I'll play oic.
Now we need some others to play Jeremy May, Derich, and Rob On Wheels.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Nigel will play KGhaleon.
I'll play oic.
Now we need some others to play Derich,

I’ll pass, that’s way too many porn actresses to memorize

 

[Iron Father]

i just see it as paying for a stand up comedian, where you pay money to get laughs, obviously you should do it really sparingly since low-pahsitivity phil is amusing phil

Holy shit you're retarded lol.

 

[gh0stzero]

Nigel will play KGhaleon.
I'll play oic.
Now we need some others to play Jeremy May, Derich, and Rob On Wheels.

Ok fellers I'll be Derich

 

[Iron Father]

Jesus fucking christ.

 

[Fill Bern El]

I’ll pass, that’s way too many porn actresses to memorize

idk why but I started fucking laughing at this thinking about how Derich thinks he'll be a pornstar fucking big booty bitches but he'll be so fucked financially he'll have to have his first scene with 3 other dudes

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

idk why but I started fucking laughing at this thinking about how Derich thinks he'll be a pornstar fucking big booty bitches but he'll be so fucked financially he'll have to have his first scene with 3 other dudes

It's nothing but a sausage festival.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Divinity is gone by tonight.

 

[gh0stzero]

Divinity is gone by tonight.
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vast majority of viewers?

You mean all 10 of them?

 

[Fill Bern El]

I love DSP's slip ups. He almost said he's waiting to get paid by Twitch. He's said it so much it's literally a habit he had to break.

 

[Iron Hamster]

vast majority of viewers?

You mean all 10 of them?

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He would just need 6 of the 10.

 

[bajagoogoo]

i dont give phil money, but if someone sincerely finds his kahntent ironically funny/amusing, i dont see whats wrong with tipping him.

They don't find Phil amusing. They find the attention they get from detractors amusing.

Keeping Phil in his sedentary life may not kill him, but it will absolutely be a contributing factor.

i just see it as paying for a stand up comedian, where you pay money to get laughs, obviously you should do it really sparingly since low-pahsitivity phil is amusing phil

I see a bunch of cunts more concerned with their own gratification than they are about a guy they claim to be fans of.

The chucklefucks Phil has in his little cult don't give two squirts of ice cold piss for him. They don't pay to be entertained by Phil, they want to keep detractors around.

Except for GoldenColts, every single high profile follower of Phil has mentioned detractors or actively engaged with them.

They want the drama.

 

[Fill Bern El]

"Not one game I've ever played in 13 years has gotten close to 100-120 hours."

Memory-holed Assassin's creed, the same game that made it on his most disappointing games of the year list from last year for the exact same reason.

Also btw, 26 minutes going strong without 1 ounce of gameplay.

He's dropping it because it's like a "perfect storm." Oh my fucking god he is really pulling shit out of his ass for these excuses.

 

[UaineRunei]

Dropping Divinity 2 because whales don't like it.

Do you even know who Darksydephil is?

 

[Piece of Peace]

Any of you guys remember that scene in The Revenant where Tom Hardy tells a paralyzed, mute Leo DiCaprio something like, "We don't want to abandon you, but if YOU want us to leave you here to die then just blink" and then he just stares at him for over a minute until he's forced to blink reflexively?

That's what Dave is doing to Divinity lol

 

[Wasabi Panda]

is what he's doing now called a DarksydePhil-ibuster?

JESUS! I think Kat suduko'ed, how could you live talking to this? BOOMER REFERENCE, it's like reverse Archie Bunker, when Edith babbles archie pretends to kill himself, thats what I can only assume happens behind the scenes.

People have beaten the ENTIRE GAME in the amount of time it took for him to get through chapter 1

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

They don't find Phil amusing. They find the attention they get from detractors amusing.

Keeping Phil in his sedentary life may not kill him, but it will absolutely be a contributing factor.

I see a bunch of cunts more concerned with their own gratification than they are about a guy they claim to be fans of.

The chucklefucks Phil has in his little cult don't give two squirts of ice cold piss for him. They don't pay to be entertained by Phil, they want to keep detractors around.

Except for GoldenColts, every single high profile follower of Phil has mentioned detractors or actively engaged with them.

They want the drama.

Without detractors poking a stick at him from time to time to rile Phil up, he would have just be an irrelevant shit head who would have faded into obscurity years ago.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Again, this playthrough was almost entirely funded by OIC anyway (like the normal streams are) so it’s not like he’s really spiting a lot of people
Still funny to see the televangelist giving this huge monologue about why you should be happy he’s dropping a commitment of his