Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Trigger Me Timbers]

If Hailey had gotten surgery then you know they would've done something with that brow - likely it's like you said, collagen injections or something similar. I know Blaire White talked about having a dermatologist that injected shit into the face to make it look more ~feminine~. I guess it's better than causing nerve damage by shaving into the literal bone though.

Wedge is pretty good at hedging his bets.

“Full blown neovag? Nah just cut off my balls.”
“Facial surgery? Nah fam just inject me with oil”
“Kill my self? Nah ill just sad tweet about how bad my life is”
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It's almost as if the locals don't give a fuck provided you don't act like a retarded sped leaving a trail of shit wherever you go.

Or lie and say the whole town in run by fascists who are in cahoots with law enforcement.

It’s really enraging how they blatantly lied about the right wing death squads for money and now that they have all the go fund me bucks they need there are now in love with WestCliff. They are having family day cookouts, tours of the ranch and having expensive restaurant meals 3+ times a week.

 

[On a Journey]

I'm certain I've read the cancer part somewhere, thanks for clarifying.

Fucking up your entire endocrine system is bad for so many reasons, but strangely enough there aren't many long term studies on troon cancer. Pozzed "medical" sources like to pretend that the cancer is actually from the stress of discrimination ( how about the stress of rampant mental illness), but I think if anyone was able to conduct a good study on the health of trannies who have been on HRT for more than a couple years we would see some interesting results. Troons and the doctors who pander to them tend to be bad at thinking long-term, so they think if they don't already have endometrial cancer* from their 5 months on T, 5 more years won't hurt.

Cancer in Transgender People: Evidence and Methodological Considerations

"Cases of presumably hormone-related malignancies in transwomen diagnosed after the initiation of medical or surgical gender affirmation include carcinomas of the breast and prostate, prolactinomas, and meningiomas. In transmen, published case reports describe cancers of the breast, ovaries, cervix, vagina, and endometrium."

From their table of true and honest woman tumors:

Prostate	6	United States, United Kingdom, Netherlands	Age: 60–78	6/6 cases had orchiectomy and HT.	5/6 cases diagnosed at least 10 years after HT initiation	38–42, 63​
Breast	15	United States, United Kingdom, Netherlands, Germany, New Zealand, Thailand	30–65	15/15 cases had HT, 6/15 cases had silicone injections or mammoplasty, and 1/15 had an unspecified surgery.	0/2 cases BRCA1 (+), 0/2 cases BRCA2 (+), 6/12 cases ER (+), 5/11 cases PR (+), 2/6 cases HER2/ERBB2 (+), 0/1 AR (+), 3/15 cases triple negative for ER/PR/HER2	43–53​
Meningioma	4	France, Italy, Spain, United States	28–48	4/4 cases had HT, 3/4 included cyproterone acetate, and 1/4 received orchiectomy.	3/4 cases diagnosed within first 10 years of HT initiation	54–57​
Prolactinoma	8	Netherlands, Brazil, Canada, Spain	26–69	8/8 cases had HT, and 4/8 included cyproterone acetate.	2/8 cases diagnosed within 1 year of HT initiation; the rest (6/ developed >10 years after initiation

These numbers are low but this analysis is working with a limited group. Old trannies are relatively rare and the researchers only used cases marked "transsexual" though most trans people have their chosen sex on medical records (thx for making our data even worse troons).

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/and.12208

*Many sources will recommend long-time TiFs get total hysterectomies, but any sufficiently pozzed thing I've read about it paints this as a choice based on dysphoria rather than a safety thing.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

It's like a pyramid scheme, but running on Patreon and asspats.

And like a cult, it justifies its own existence by pointing to recruitment numbers.

"We must be right about something, look at how many people agree with us!"

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Wedge, what the actual fuck? This is straight up sociopathic shit, even by common BDSM standards. Putting aside the fact that he's bringing up the idea of a gangbang with piss cum and spit everywhere, you're supposed to take care of the sub after something like that for at least half a day. If a dom did this to a sub, he would straight up be an abuser. Kill yourself wedge.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Wedge, what the actual fuck? This is straight up sociopathic shit, even by common BDSM standards. Putting aside the fact that he's bringing up the idea of a gangbang with piss cum and spit everywhere, you're supposed to take care of the sub after something like that for at least half a day. If a dom did this to a sub, he would straight up be an abuser. Kill yourself wedge.

IMO it's all a LARP. He's down with the clown with having degrading depraved degeneracy done to him, but had never participated in an actual BDSM event.
I imagine news of a deranged "dom" would travel fast in BDSM circles and he'd quickly become a persona non grata.

It's just like Kev's coomposting about oviposition, needing to be filled with gurldicks and bred, and birthing a litter of puppies - sexual fantasies without any foundation in reality.

 

[Dangerhair]

Interesting points but this is still the Kevin gibes thread best if we don't stray too far away from that.

The fire still probably smelled better than Kevin's amhole does, thus linking it back to Kevin.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Kevvie tweeting about vidya games like the absolute manchild that he is.

Spoiler: vidya shit

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"But I'm so cold, Mama," said the little lamb. "Why don't they heat the barn anymore?"

"Hush, child," said the ewe. "Kevin is going for an achievement in Overwatch, and they can't spare any electricity for us." A light snow began to fall.

(I am aware that it is actually 80 degrees in Colorado now.)

 

[A Grey Cat]

If the tranch was Orwells animal farm, Kevin would fit right in with the pigs. The pigs did next to nothing to benefit the farm while claiming they worked the hardest out of all the animals and helped themselves to more and more privileges until they became no different than the self endulgent humans they swore to uprise against.


Kevin claims to be a poor oppressed transwoman trying to survive off the land surrounded by people who hate him and want him dead, yet he's doing nothing to benefit the tranch aside slinging some of his inheritance/tardbux around and even that doesn't comepare to what he wastes on plastic crap and energy resources running a crappy gaming rig.

 

[Old Fart]

Wedge is mad

Part MCMXXVII.

He's on a true Gish gallop again, so let's keep this brief:

1. Comedy Central has a pride logo because they're damned if they do, damned if they don't.

2. If satire grates you, most likely causes are that it's either unfairly harsh, or hits too close to home for comfort.

3. Since South Park merely reflects what we've also witnessed from countless tweets and reddits, they're not inventing something new, they're merely holding up a mirror.

4. If someone really hesitated in transitioning because of SP (which I doubt), all the better, because they'll be forced to consider the dangers and drawbacks for a bit longer.

Edit: What's wrong with his eyebrows

The person under them is what's wrong.

 

[Yamamura]

I didn't play Overwatch much since it's just a glorified MOBA, but I recall getting that achievement pretty early when I tried that character. And I know I got it, because I remember using the spray you get for doing it.

I'm being nitpicky. The real elephant in the room is there's a person who still plays Overwatch halfway into 2021.

I always speculated that Kevin was bad at video games, but never had a solid metric to prove my point. I looked up on youtube how to get that achievement and it seems like most people agree it's pretty easy, and it looks like something you can get by just being proficient at the game. It's rather funny to think that Kevin doesn't have a job to go to. He dedicates almost 100% of his time to playing video games, granted he probably doesn't play only Overwatch. And he's still unable to get a trophy that someone else got on accident.

Kevin has been playing this game since beta back in 2015 and still plays it into 2021. Meaning in 6 years of being dedicated to playing this game, he isn't really even that good at it. I understand someone who has other responsibilities like a job or family, playing it on and off and not caring about achievements. But playing this game seems to be one of the few things Kevin actually takes a lot of pride in doing because he posted that he got this trophy and brags how he was a day one player. IDK to me it was just a bit of an interesting observation.

 

[Gone Ham]

He dedicates almost 100% of his time to playing video games

I honestly disagree with you on your take that he plays video games 24/7. He doesn't. His steam shows he has tons of unplayed games, and has very few hours on a lot of his things. I'd wager that he spends hours talking about video games and posting shit on twitter instead of doing something mediocerly productive like playing a video game

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I honestly disagree with you on your take that he plays video games 24/7. He doesn't. His steam shows he has tons of unplayed games, and has very few hours on a lot of his things. I'd wager that he spends hours talking about video games and posting shit on twitter instead of doing something mediocerly productive like playing a video game

Yeah, while it doesn't show the time played, he's got a fairly low number of achievements - 47 out of 154 - and massive time gaps in that screenshot. Factoring in their electricity situation, he definitely wasn't playing for a long time and he's just cooming at Overwatch as well. "UwU Tracer is a lesbo and PharMercy is so gaaaayyy oWo"

 

[BSC]

So Scott Cawthon (creator of the Five Nights at Freddy's series) has apparently been getting cancelled on Twitter for being a Trump supporter. Kevin, being the highly valued member of the LGBTBBQ community that he is, of course feels the need to weigh in on the subject.

Spoiler: statement by Scott Cawthon on reddit

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[Hell yeah dude]

 

[Constellationzero]

"healthy snacks"
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Kev need privacy
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Wedge accidentally admit he's a man
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Cheapest option would be letting the Clowntard and his crew of SPEDS and degenerates to walk off for three days. Think of the savings chain wide--and corporate wide!

* No sexual harassment/assault risks
* No workman comp for optometry visits when Clowntard wears shorts and has "oopsie woopsies."
* No fuck ups in the local supply chain
* Things will be stocked and faced properly and on time
* Signage and sale tags will be pulled and replaced properly and on time
* No uncomfortable furry porn music/noise emanating from anyone's phones

 

[BSC]

This tweet really makes me

You're a part-time shelf stocker Wedge, you fucking clown. In order for a strike to have any merit you need to have some leverage first, like an irreplaceable set of skills or something. Even if you get your 4 or 5 autistic co-workers to walk off the job, the company is just going to hire some teenagers and have them in there by the next night.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

So Scott Cawthon (creator of the Five Nights at Freddy's series) has apparently been getting cancelled on Twitter for being a Trump supporter or something. Kevin, being the highly valued member of the LGBTBBQ community that he is, of course feels the need to weigh in on the subject.
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Your hatred of happy families is showing, Kevin, you sad sack of shit. People are allowed to not care about the kuh-weers, and you and fuckface the clown are doing a great job alienating people every day. Cope, etc.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Wedge totally has disabilities that affect him working, but he won't do anything about it? Uh huh. Definitely not made up then.

 

[John Mass Effect]

Kevin has been playing this game since beta back in 2015 and still plays it into 2021. Meaning in 6 years of being dedicated to playing this game, he isn't really even that good at it.

Powerlevel-ish: To be fair, his profile shows he's at account level 578 (if I still remember how to count these autism stars) and even in 2016 there were tons of people sitting at 800+ and it was nothing to write home about. Some turbo autists reached 1000. I did fuck all and got to 200-something before dropping this hellhole.

However, we can discern two things from Kev's account level combined with the fact it barely changed since his last screenshot (around 500-something too, iirc).
1. He barely plays his ultra mega favorite gay vidiya.
2. Most of his playtime probably came from that sweet period when he had stable electricity. Tranch equals power outage, so Kevvie is left with one activity possible. That is, twitter cooming. And buying shit from amazon, I guess.

I'd suggest him to get into phone gacha games in order to stop his verbal diarrhea if he's incapable of doing anything outside. He can even grift for some large iPad because his womanly eyes can't see shit on a tiny screen. I also want to see him sperg about his lesbian waifus from arknights or some other weeb shit.

 

[UncleBlazer]

It's amusing to remember when Kevin was healing from his amhole surgery, and constantly bragging about what a "hongry gorl" the new orifice was, and how he was going to shove everything from a coffee maker to a Cadillac into it. I guess a couple of months being with Kevin caused it to lose its appetite.

I can't imagine the level of cognitive dissonance he must be fighting on a daily basis to not let regret creep in and eventually cause him to 41 himself. Any time he sees something he would normally find arousing, his hand travels down, and all it can find is a nub of trimmed down penis head that is mostly numb to the touch, and painful if stimulated for too long. It would be like having a cast on your leg, and a really bad itch you can't get to. But it's permanent.

This unlocked a Kevin memory for me ..

KevKev's wound worsener has arrived! He will not be able to use that, JFC... "scales gonna feel heavenly" Um, I have to pres X to doubt on that...
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Spoiler: Bigger pics

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From all the way back in April of 2020. He used to be so hopeful. I wonder if he's even looked at this thing since or it's just sitting in a box collecting dust because it's of absolutely no use and he can't bare to look at it?