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Chrus Chundlur said:
Wouldn't be fun if he was actually talking about Zack Snyder?

Also, referring to his deceased father as "Robertchu"... Fuck, trolls have actually more legit respect for Bob than Chris.

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Yeah, don't let the world forget about that, you shameless buffon :story:

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Make-believe twitter Magichan returns.
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I like how even now more than a decade later his birthday takes priority order over the death of a family member.
 
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Chet Masterson said:
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I don't even understand how to play this game. It has no power and no toughness, no attack and no defense, no HP or moves. It's only effect is to float onto a "Villain" card.

Does Chris even know how to play this? Or does he just make cards randomly because he thinks they're overpowered? His old costum Yugioh cards where a mess of underpowered and some messly overpowered cards.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Chris has said recently that he got used to messy spaces. Keep in mind, he called his parents pack rats. I believe if Chris was given his own place, he would hoarded it up just to feel comfortable. I guess it's true what they say: "you become a product of your environment."
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If Chris was given his own place I can’t see him wanting to get rid of his old stuff and seeing as it’s almost certainly going to be a smaller place they’ll be a horde of junk from the offset.

And that’s if you generously assume Chris gets a place before he’s evicted.
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>Human card

>Pony type

I don’t play this game either but it’s all gobbledygook and I could imagine an obnoxious player (Like Chris) arguing that ‘Actually it is a human type too so there’ if it helps him win the game.

Any card that has ‘You cannot copy this ability‘ just screams out it’s overpowered and Chris wants to be the only one to be able to do it.
 
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I like how Chris's elementary school story began with him telling that a few teachers held him back, while had a fit.
Then it was teachers pinning him to the ground,
Now it's that several teachers and multiple principals held him down and recorded his screams for their pleasure.
Next it'll be how the teachers filmed a snuff film with him and the multiple principals.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
If Chris was given his own place I can’t see him wanting to get rid of his old stuff and seeing as it’s almost certainly going to be a smaller place they’ll be a horde of junk from the offset.

And that’s if you generously assume Chris gets a place before he’s evicted.

>Human card

>Pony type

I don’t play this game either but it’s all gobbledygook and I could imagine an obnoxious player (Like Chris) arguing that ‘Actually it is a human type too so there’ if it helps him win the game.

Any card that has ‘You cannot copy this ability‘ just screams out it’s overpowered and Chris wants to be the only one to be able to do it.
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Chris would unironically be that kid who would "have the super power to have every power" or a "defend against everything shield" in elementary school, yknow after his harrowing experience being held down by several teachers and multiple principals whilst they recorded his screams for their pleasure and worshipping Trump in the corner.
 
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Even in his toon version, he is horrifying. And what's with the vampire teeth?
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I wish GFuel has an MLM scheme. Who knows that Chris might buy it wholesale.
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His inner homophobia is leaking
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Abarefiller said:
I don't even understand how to play this game. It has no power and no toughness, no attack and no defense, no HP or moves. It's only effect is to float onto a "Villain" card.

Does Chris even know how to play this? Or does he just make cards randomly because he thinks they're overpowered? His old costum Yugioh cards where a mess of underpowered and some messly overpowered cards.
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The base game was more or less a match up card game not a Pokemon or yu gui oh esq battle card game. But after Chris wrapped his reptile brain around it he turned into his hodgepodge of a card game and storybook for his precious cwcvile.
Tikbalang said:
Even in his toon version, he is horrifying. And what's with the vampire teeth?
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I wish GFuel has an MLM scheme. Who knows that Chris might buy it wholesale.
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His inner homophobia is leaking
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That list is speculative wish fulfillment bullshit made up by insecure cartoon spergs for pride month anyway .....so of course Chris would care about it.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Even in his toon version, he is horrifying. And what's with the vampire teeth?
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Paying for a panel which no-one will, galaxy brain Chris move. He's infamous among creators for being a deviant, stalker and generally batshit insane other horsefuckers will turn against Chris in matter of moments.

And making worst first impression possible, as per usual, Chris is liking his own tweets.

If the attendance and applicants are so few due to the fact of people losing interest in ponyfuckery staff might accept any and all applicants for sake of money and knowing well that obese rainbow dash clad neckbeards would just shamble past to nearest artist stall and que for any given washout VA that might appear there.

Chris doesn't even care to pay to state of things, number of tickets sold and people there. Chris' brand of autism and naive optimism is certainly something alright.
 
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Glowie said:
Paying for a panel which no-one will, galaxy brain Chris move. He's infamous among creators for being a deviant, stalker and generally batshit insane other horsefuckers will turn against Chris in matter of moments.

And making worst first impression possible, as per usual, Chris is liking his own tweets.

If the attendance and applicants are so few due to the fact of people losing interest in ponyfuckery staff might accept any and all applicants for sake of money and knowing well that obese rainbow dash clad neckbeards would just shamble past to nearest artist stall and que for any given washout VA that might appear there.

Chris doesn't even care to pay to state of things, number of tickets sold and people there. Chris' brand of autism and naive optimism is certainly something alright.
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I don't think they'll turn against Chris, most of the people who attend are hypersensitive about trans issues so would be terrified to criticize him openly.

My guess is they'll be a combination of people treating Chris like a freak show celebrity and the other people who know Chris, in particular the more popular one's who he follows on social media will just subtly ignore and avoid him but since Chris is so dense he won't pick up on it and will leave thinking everyone had a great time being around him.
 
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Glowie said:
Paying for a panel which no-one will, galaxy brain Chris move. He's infamous among creators for being a deviant, stalker and generally batshit insane other horsefuckers will turn against Chris in matter of moments.
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That's mostly the /mlp/ part of the fandom, itself despised within the community. Other people might block him if he gets creepy but they aren't going to criticize him openly.

Also I'm sure people would show up just because of his legendary status, including the channers just to troll him in the hopes of getting him to chimp out irl and get thrown out.

People will probably buy his junk, too, if he isn't too lazy to bring any.
 
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