Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Illuminati Order Official]

KiwiFarms.net is a cult.

OK, seriously. My arguments against it being a cult:
- Users don't follow any unified ideology,
- There are no rituals and duties related to the forum,
- There is a thread dedicated to criticizing owner of the site (who, I assume, would be the cult leader if it was a cult).

What are your arguments in favor of it being a cult?

Didn't read.

I think you did.

I don't need to waste my time fixing typos.

See? You know what I wrote.
There is no shame in acknowledging a mistake. I do it all the time, whenever I make a mistake and someone points it out to me.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

OK, seriously. My arguments against it being a cult:
- Users don't follow any unified ideology,
- There are no rituals and duties related to the forum,
- There is a thread dedicated to criticizing owner of the site (who, I assume, would be the cult leader if it was a cult).

What are your arguments in favor of it being a cult?


I think you did.


See? You know what I wrote.
There is no shame in acknowledging a mistake. I do it all the time, whenever I make a mistake and someone points it out to me.

Mine are usually due to typing too fast. Either there's a spelling mistake or missing a word.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Mine are usually due to typing too fast. Either there's a spelling mistake or missing a word.

This kind of mistake (wrong article is not a typo) usually happens when you decide to use a different word while writing.

 

[Baby Yoda]

@TamarYaelBatYah We were on the topic of what we name our genitals.
Il go first. I refer to my penis as "Percy" and whenever Im having sex I kindly ask the woman (or shemale) to ask Percy kindly if he wants inside. Ocasionally when a woman or transman offers up their butthole Im all "Percy you wanna try her sphincter?" And he will perk up and get all excited. Its very cute. Other times, when offered a blowjob Il try and get Percy to relax by saying "Percy youre about to get eaten NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM" in an infantile voice so as to soothe Percy.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This kind of mistake (wrong article is not a typo) usually happens when you decide to use a different word while writing.

My typing speed depending on keyboard is up to 78wpm (though 56wpm is my average. I blame my current set up for that). I find with a mechanical keyboard I can type really fast compared to older keyboards or membrane keyboards.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

KiwiFarms.net is a cult.

Narcissistic gaslighting.

#TAG: EXHIBIT

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Narcissistic gaslighting.

#TAG: EXHIBIT

Poser.

The correct word would be DENIAL. There's no attempt to write a narrative, so you're incorrect to label it "gaslighting". But I'm more educated on the topic of narcissism than you, so obviously I can spot these things faster.

You're not even using "Exhibit" correctly because you're not involved in a lawsuit.

You're lame.

My typing speed depending on keyboard is up to 78wpm (though 56wpm is my average. I blame my current set up for that). I find with a mechanical keyboard I can type really fast compared to older keyboards or membrane keyboards.

That's lame. I can type 65WPM and that's with one hand while I'm masturbating. You must be slow of wit.

@TamarYaelBatYah We were on the topic of what we name our genitals.
Il go first. I refer to my penis as "Percy" and whenever Im having sex I kindly ask the woman (or shemale) to ask Percy kindly if he wants inside. Ocasionally when a woman or transman offers up their butthole Im all "Percy you wanna try her sphincter?" And he will perk up and get all excited. Its very cute. Other times, when offered a blowjob Il try and get Percy to relax by saying "Percy youre about to get eaten NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM" in an infantile voice so as to soothe Percy.

My new lingerie came in the mail today. There was an Asian girl on the package but she looked like 16 years old, it was gross.

Did you know that "Asian porn" is the highest searched porn term in the world. Why do you think that is?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Poser.

The correct word would be DENIAL. There's no attempt to write a narrative, so you're incorrect to label it "gaslighting". But I'm more educated on the topic of narcissism than you, so obviously I can spot these things faster.

You're not even using "Exhibit" correctly because you're not involved in a lawsuit.

You're lame.

You label everything as gaslighting though even after we tell you what it means.

Exhibit
manifest or deliberately display (a quality or a type of behavior). He would be using it correctly in this case.

My new lingerie came in the mail today. There was an Asian girl on the package but she looked like 16 years old, it was gross.

Did you know that "Asian porn" is the highest searched porn term in the world. Why do you think that is?

According to Pornhub it's back to lesbians. 2019 was Japanese. 2018 it was lesbians again. Look into Asian culture and you'll know why they watch porn

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

What are your arguments in favor of it being a cult?

Can answer later. Running short on time.

There is no shame in acknowledging a mistake. I do it all the time, whenever I make a mistake and someone points it out to me.

I make typing mistakes all the time because on average I am interrupted or have to pause about 5 times per sentence.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

that's with one hand while I'm masturbating.

My new lingerie came in the mail today

Things must be going poorly with Marshall, you are, once again, trying to advertise your sexuality on kiwi farms. Once again, you are failing in your attempt. No one is going to see your words on kiwi farms and swoop in to scoop you off of your feet and award you a homestead in exchange for anal sex.

 

[Baby Yoda]

My new lingerie came in the mail today. There was an Asian girl on the package but she looked like 16 years old, it was gross.

Did you know that "Asian porn" is the highest searched porn term in the world. Why do you think that is?

DM me pics of you in the lingerie.

I never understand the fascination, especially Le White Male fascination with Asian women and vice versa. In general, I dont find Asian women attractive at all. Id rather lay with a black or Indian woman, but Chinese/Japanese/Korean, no thank you! Thats just me though. I have no attracyion to Oriental women whatsoever. None.
I think many men consider Asian women meek and like nerdy virgins, as opposed to used up white or black sluts so they see them as more Holy and untainted perhaps? Its cope, but thats how it is.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That's lame. I can type 65WPM and that's with one hand while I'm masturbating. You must be slow of wit.

Given that you're always lying I'll take that as another lie.
Case in point

No, it takes very little time for me to write 5 paragraphs. Like I told you, I type 95 WPM. I'm well read, educated and have tested at a genius IQ. Also, I'm 34 years old, I know the scripts of society. I have encountered these moral debates before, I already know what to say for most of it.

And like I said, I hold my baby or nurse, and type with one hand (my computer sits next to my nursing chair). That's how I read, write, teach violin and teach small children while nursing. Done it for years.

You claimed you could type at 95wpm.

May I suggest writing all your lies down so you don't forget them in the future.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

That's when she's using both hands. One-handed typing brings it down to 65wpm. Typing and 'bating, it's a winning combination.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I can type 65WPM and that's with one hand while I'm masturbating.

I didn't know we work this way on you...
sorry, I had to

Did you know that "Asian porn" is the highest searched porn term in the world. Why do you think that is?

Pros:
- Asian women often age nicely (can't really confirm if true or a myth)

- Myths about them, often based on hentai (either super-salacious and into weird stuff or very meek)

Cons (of the porn):
- Over-reactive. Usually the actresses act like they orgasm the moment a guy touches them. Look fake and is distracting.
at least that's what a friend told me

Can answer later. Running short on time.

OK, I'm holding you to your word.

I make typing mistakes all the time because on average I am interrupted or have to pause about 5 times per sentence.

OK, but "didn't read" is a kind of hostile answer, that's what I was referring to.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

What kind of porn have you caught Marshall watching, Melinda?

Side question: What's Marshall's masturbating words per minute number? Is it higher or lower than yours? Do you race?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That's when she's using both hands. One-handed typing brings it down to 65wpm. Typing and 'bating, it's a winning combination.

I wouldn't know about that, I'm in a loving relationship so I can use both hands to type. I just need a better chair that's level with my keyboard. At least it can fit two comfortably.

I didn't know we work this way on you...
sorry, I had to


Pros:
- Asian women often age nicely (can't really confirm if true or a myth)
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- Myths about them, often based on hentai (either super-salacious and into weird stuff or very meek)

A lot of people on Yellowflash's discord thought everything that happened in Asian porn was true and happened most of the time.

Also it's true about the aging for the most part. It's all thanks to their diet.

 

[Toasty]

That's lame. I can type 65WPM and that's with one hand while I'm masturbating. You must be slow of wit.

And now I know why you have so many typos when you furiously quote me. I know how hot it gets you. No need to hide it.

 

[White Baby]

There's no attempt to write a narrative, so you're incorrect to label it "gaslighting". But I'm more educated on the topic of narcissism than you, so obviously I can spot these things faster.

Being one is kind of an advantage, you're right.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Being one is kind of an advantage, you're right.

Then again, nemo judex in causa sua.

 

[Cup Noodle]

My typing speed depending on keyboard is up to 78wpm (though 56wpm is my average. I blame my current set up for that). I find with a mechanical keyboard I can type really fast compared to older keyboards or membrane keyboards.

If I had to choose between having my left nut cut off or typing on a membrane keyboard forever, I'd sacrifice the nut.

Did you know that "Asian porn" is the highest searched porn term in the world. Why do you think that is?

Probably because there are more Asians in the world than any other race.

Things must be going poorly with Marshall, you are, once again, trying to advertise your sexuality on kiwi farms. Once again, you are failing in your attempt. No one is going to see your words on kiwi farms and swoop in to scoop you off of your feet and award you a homestead in exchange for anal sex.

I might. She'd have to convert to Nazism and become my sex slave though.

Pros:
- Asian women often age nicely (can't really confirm if true or a myth)
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I've been around Asian women. That graphic isn't wrong. They hit the wall later than white women, but when they do they hit it at 200mph.

I just need a better chair that's level with my keyboard. At least it can fit two comfortably.

Are you talking about the seat being level with your keyboard? If so you are a monster.