DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

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I've mentioned it before, but somebody should tell him that if he shaves his head, he'll look like Stone Cold Steve Austin. He'll naturally call that person a nudnik and a retarrr and refuse to do it, then secretly gush over the idea of looking exactly like one of his childhood twentysomething heroes, then come on the stream the next day with a shaved head and say that it was all his idea.
 
As someone who took a break from dave for awhile, coming back after about a year, it's very obvious how much thinner his hair is now. It's very flat now, it used to have some body on the top even though it was thinning. Now it's so thin it's lost it's body, it's just limp because there isn't enough of it. It's also obvious that it has receded more at his temples. Part of his combover game is spreading it out in the front to cover up his receded hair line at the temples. The other day he came on stream looking like shit and it was mostly because his temple combover in front was coming undone.
 
any reason why he doesnt buy headphones where the band is behind your head meaning theres no pressure on hair?. better yet buy earbuds so he doesnt look like a dope
 
Alxmir23 said:
any reason why he doesnt buy headphones where the band is behind your head meaning theres no pressure on hair?. better yet buy earbuds so he doesnt look like a dope
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"Alright so we got an other idiot troll here in the stream chat, their is nothing wrong with my headphones about making me go bald, what kind of stupid fucking question is that? that doesn't make any logical sense at all, I'm not losing any hair up here, it's not falling out, it's full and thick. So for trying to start unnecessary drama about telling a professional streamer they're going bald to actually insult him, I'm just gonna ban this morahn, have fun trying to critique a streamers hair from the other side, ack ack ack ack. Wow, some of these people man"
 
Alxmir23 said:
any reason why he doesnt buy headphones where the band is behind your head meaning theres no pressure on hair?. better yet buy earbuds so he doesnt look like a dope
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Probably doesn't even know that headphones could be causing it.
 
Two bad he doesn't have two cars because he could park them on his head. There is a fire sale on those lots lol.
 
LiquidCancer said:
Some new 1080p YouTube screenshots of Dark's 480p webcam. That groatee is looking so pathetic

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Slightly OT but he's still wearing that shirt? Isn't that the Snort Burnell one?

Anyway, x-posting from the main thread. It's clear in this screenshot that the hair on Phil's temples has receded to the point the combback no longer forms a vertical line:
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There's no way someone with that much ghoul-colored facial hair hasn't started greying or going white on top, as well. Guy shits on all those "muppets" who dye their hair green, or whatever else, because of his insecurity over his own dye job.
 
toothless_banana said:
There's no way someone with that much ghoul-colored facial hair hasn't started greying or going white on top, as well. Guy shits on all those "muppets" who dye their hair green, or whatever else, because of his insecurity over his own dye job.
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Mind your own business, smoothskin.
 
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Requesting (from anyone) a photoshop of Phil's stroke-y "NO" face that he's so desperate to make a thing, but as a ghoul. Thanks.
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Schmeckel said:
Too lazy right now, but when I go into work tomorrow, I'll try and skin him as the chunky version of Raul or Charon.
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Love both of you. Could you photoshop the crazy eyes on it...please. Someone here made the crazy eyes picture their avatar and whenever I see it i'm grossed out but also intrigued.
 
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Requesting (from anyone) a photoshop of Phil's stroke-y "NO" face that he's so desperate to make a thing, but as a ghoul. Thanks.
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Rainyday Hedge Fund said:
Could you photoshop the crazy eyes on it...please.
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Between surgery for the better half and a broken toe due to me being a colossal fuckin' retard, this took longer to get to. I apologize, I accept if I get booted out of the reehouse.

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and stroke eyes for good measure.
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Not exactly happy with it. The ghoulskin is hard to get the lips and mouth right considering how fuckin' low-res his webcam is. You can only do so much to pretty up stone-age stills.
 
Schmeckel said:
Between surgery for the better half and a broken toe due to me being a colossal fuckin' retard, this took longer to get to. I apologize, I accept if I get booted out of the reehouse.

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and stroke eyes for good measure.
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Not exactly happy with it. The ghoulskin is hard to get the lips and mouth right considering how fuckin' low-res his webcam is. You can only do so much to pretty up stone-age stills.
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Dude both eyes are good. The skin looks more "authentic" too. Thanks for the laugh...absolute banger! Hope Dave sees it at some point. Is this what Dave looks like at 50?
 
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