The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AssignedEva]

Real men use grill!

(I've said this before, but I truly think they've never used the oven in their new range.)

I was going to say they probably used it to heat up their bulk Costco purchases of frozen vegetarian spring rolls and frozen Korean beef dumplings, but I actually can't picture any of the tranchers actually eating something so flavorful and adventurous and can only assume they were an optimistic purchase (like the plan to make homemade hummus that clearly nobody there will eat).
The only real way I can picture that oven getting used is if Penny decides he wants to bake up a batch of brownies with packet mix. Although then he'd probably melt part of the hob again, or put the packet directly in the oven and catch it on fire, or rip the gas inlet off and tip egg mixture down it.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

You can use a grill to make jalapeño poppers, however, it requires that you use indirect heat and a disposable aluminum pan. And of course cutting them open first to stuff them with cream cheese and a bit of seasoning before wrapping them in bacon.

 

[Miss Misery]

I was going to say they probably used it to heat up their bulk Costco purchases of frozen vegetarian spring rolls and frozen Korean beef dumplings, but I actually can't picture any of the tranchers actually eating something so flavorful and adventurous and can only assume they were an optimistic purchase (like the plan to make homemade hummus that clearly nobody there will eat).
The only real way I can picture that oven getting used is if Penny decides he wants to bake up a batch of brownies with packet mix. Although then he'd probably melt part of the hob again, or put the packet directly in the oven and catch it on fire, or rip the gas inlet off and tip egg mixture down it.

Mandu are cooked on the stove top. And I bet you money they bought those spring rolls for quick microwavable snacks.

But you have a point about the brownies. Although I imagine a "mug cake" bar like the burrito night setup with all the troons waiting in line to microwave their gross cake in a mug.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Everything they do is reminiscent of beer and cookouts. Nothing about them gives off the homey Martha Stewart caretaker vibe.

I disagree, but only because I've never met a man who was this shit at grilling. Somehow none of them learned how to do anything for themselves.

 

[AnOminous]

The only real way I can picture that oven getting used is if Penny decides he wants to bake up a batch of brownies with packet mix.

Those fuckers would only make brownies even from mix if they had weed in them.

 

[Old Fart]

This is a eunuch survivalist ranch right? Where do they get the estrogen from?

Should be possible to extract it from the piss of pregnant sheep.

Btw while looking it up I read about the horrible way in which Premarin is produced. Which every tranny ought to know, goddammit.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Should be possible to extract it from the piss of pregnant sheep.

Btw while looking it up I read about the horrible way in which Premarin is produced. Which every tranny ought to know, goddammit.

I disagree. Kev shouldn't know about Premarin production because he'd fetishize it.

"FSSDFDSDGSDSFDJJHJHJJJJUST IMAGINE BEING FORCE-BRED FDSGSDDGFSGGDSHJHJHJHJJJ"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

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Remember children, wrapping shit in bacon is a perfectly acceptable substitute for never having learned how to cook and isn't in any way the worst fad of the 2010's!

 

[DemonicMustache]

Should be possible to extract it from the piss of pregnant sheep.

Btw while looking it up I read about the horrible way in which Premarin is produced. Which every tranny ought to know, goddammit.

All I can think about is that in a real "end of the world" (prepper-type) event these gentleman might be forced to resort to Mad Max Fury Road levels of estrogen harvesting. And that is horrifying.

Open Source Estrogen — Mary Maggic Official

★·.·´¯`·.·★ 𝘽𝙞𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝘽𝙞𝙤𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙨 𝙃𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨...

maggic.ooo

#03 (Xeno) Estrogen Recycling​

Can urinary estrogens be extracted, purified and recycled back into the body and/or Xenoestrogens from the environment, refined into a potentially useable form to be re-injected as a kind of ritual for taking responsibility for the environmental toxicity generated by human activity?

 

[Help Me Move This Table]

All I can think about is that in a real "end of the world" (prepper-type) event these gentleman might be forced to resort to Mad Max Fury Road levels of estrogen harvesting. And that is horrifying.

Oh, it would never get close to that far, they’d all very quickly die of thirst, starvation or murder (in a free-for-all shrieking melee over the last box of pizza rolls). Lord of the Flies minus the maturity.

 

[BSC]

Court date was cancelled, gee I wonder why. Very subtle there Paul...

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More like merchants of mediocrity

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As if you ever lost it.

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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Court date was cancelled, gee I wonder why. Very subtle there Paul...
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More like merchants of mediocrity
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Spoiler: "Merchants"

 

[AssignedEva]

All I can think about is that in a real "end of the world" (prepper-type) event these gentleman might be forced to resort to Mad Max Fury Road levels of estrogen harvesting. And that is horrifying.

Open Source Estrogen — Mary Maggic Official

★·.·´¯`·.·★ 𝘽𝙞𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝘽𝙞𝙤𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙨 𝙃𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨...

maggic.ooo

Unsurprisingly all the people involved in that website are arts graduates with the exception of Gaia Leandra (undergrad in biophysical chemistry). Ethinyl estradiol, the synthetic estrogen that is found in birth control, can persist in the environment but the main sources of estrogenic contamination are from things like plastics, pesticides, surfactants and dairy farm runoff.

Spoiler: Sperging

So "Let's say you've identified an area with estrogen toxicity. Can chickens raised in estrogen-polluted environments deposit hormones in their eggs yolks, thereby serving as the open source estrogen?" No, and that's not how estrogenic pollution works.

Can you genetically modify chickens/yeast/tobacco plants to produce estrogen? You need a lab for that and also a lab to extract it. Estrogen has an impact on both plant and animal cycles, you'll need a lot of trial and error to actually get things capable of producing estrogen reliably (if it doesn't e.g. fuck up the chickens too much) and in the right doses. Also there's a reason ethinyl estradiol is used, it has significantly higher bioavailability and is more resistant to metabolism, which is the whole reason most hormone pills don't just have regular estradiol in. You also can't just inject a bunch of estradiol into someone and hope for the best, it'll need a delivery mechanism, stabilisers, buffers... so even non-ethinyl estradiol hormones don't just have estradiol in, they'll have something like estradiol valerate. You can get valeric acid from growing valerian, but you're not going to purify that and then esterificate the estradiol with it unless you've got a lab.

Can you take estrogen out of human piss? Sure you can, although a lot of it will be estriol and estrone and it will be in low concentration and it will be highly expensive to process, and you're still going to have all the same issues just described.

Can you take xenoestrogens? No, they're molecules that imitate estrogen but aren't estrogen. If you inject some organochlorines into yourself then you'll end up looking like Viktor Yushchenko and not an anime catgirl.

Basically there's effectively no way to open source estrogen without a fully stocked lab and associated infrastructure so nobody's going to be cooking up HRT in their kitchens anytime soon. Also that's not even going to work without also "open sourcing" progesterone and an anti-androgen like spironolactone. These clowns know that, they're just making dumb art projects.

Although it would be wildly entertaining to watch the tranch try to homebrew their HRT and fail horrendously.

 

[Gone Ham]

Court date was cancelled, gee I wonder why. Very subtle there Paul...
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More like merchants of mediocrity
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As if you ever lost it.
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Must’ve watched this video

 

[DemonicMustache]

Unsurprisingly all the people involved in that website are arts graduates with the exception of Gaia Leandra (undergrad in biophysical chemistry). Ethinyl estradiol, the synthetic estrogen that is found in birth control, can persist in the environment but the main sources of estrogenic contamination are from things like plastics, pesticides, surfactants and dairy farm runoff.

Spoiler: Sperging

So "Let's say you've identified an area with estrogen toxicity. Can chickens raised in estrogen-polluted environments deposit hormones in their eggs yolks, thereby serving as the open source estrogen?" No, and that's not how estrogenic pollution works.

Can you genetically modify chickens/yeast/tobacco plants to produce estrogen? You need a lab for that and also a lab to extract it. Estrogen has an impact on both plant and animal cycles, you'll need a lot of trial and error to actually get things capable of producing estrogen reliably (if it doesn't e.g. fuck up the chickens too much) and in the right doses. Also there's a reason ethinyl estradiol is used, it has significantly higher bioavailability and is more resistant to metabolism, which is the whole reason most hormone pills don't just have regular estradiol in. You also can't just inject a bunch of estradiol into someone and hope for the best, it'll need a delivery mechanism, stabilisers, buffers... so even non-ethinyl estradiol hormones don't just have estradiol in, they'll have something like estradiol valerate. You can get valeric acid from growing valerian, but you're not going to purify that and then esterificate the estradiol with it unless you've got a lab.

Can you take estrogen out of human piss? Sure you can, although a lot of it will be estriol and estrone and it will be in low concentration and it will be highly expensive to process, and you're still going to have all the same issues just described.

Can you take xenoestrogens? No, they're molecules that imitate estrogen but aren't estrogen. If you inject some organochlorines into yourself then you'll end up looking like Viktor Yushchenko and not an anime catgirl.

Basically there's effectively no way to open source estrogen without a fully stocked lab and associated infrastructure so nobody's going to be cooking up HRT in their kitchens anytime soon. Also that's not even going to work without also "open sourcing" progesterone and an anti-androgen like spironolactone. These clowns know that, they're just making dumb art projects.

Although it would be wildly entertaining to watch the tranch try to homebrew their HRT and fail horrendously.

Stop with your white man's scientific knowledge. The only TRUE way of knowing anything is through post-modern critical theory. Duh.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

A recurrent underlying theme, stirred up by the restless hooves of the alpaca in the dustbowl soil conditions of Trans Ranch, is the absence of any real commitment towards the future of the place.

The stove, which was ruined within weeks, and will probably have to be replaced by the end of the year, epitomises this mindset. A stove is an important and expensive asset. If our stunning and brave rainbow ranchers were genuine in their dedication towards building a successful and sustainable transsexual alpaca farm, with its own bespoke pronouns, then they would be taking more care of their equipment which is tragically aging faster than Jonathan Yaniv.

Then there are the various shanty-town inspired fabrications that have sprung up around the ranch, many of which would have formed naturally if a big pile of plywood had been left out in a strong wind. If I was going to make an outdoor shower, then I would consult a few websites or some YouTube videos to get an idea of how to build something that was robust and was going to see me through a few years. The construction work taking place intermittently on the ranch is wilfully inept, both in the choice of materials and in the execution. They are wasting money on crap that is unfit for purpose and is going to either fall down within months, or generate biblical clouds of mould spores.

Finally, very little effort is being made to build a working knowledge of animal husbandry. I suppose that finding the hours to research their livestock, as opposed to discovering hard, inescapable truths by trial and error, through the educational medium of dead alpacas, would eat into the time they spend posing with their guns on social media, which is the only thing keeping the mythical white supremacist militias hunkered down in foxholes, just behind the horizon line. The animals on the ranch feel more like accessories. I am sure that if the alpaca were small enough to fit inside tiny purses, then their keepers would be parading around town with them.

I am not a farmer, although I have played Harvest Moon DS, so I know the importance of befriending the local woodcutter and rescuing harvest spites. It strikes me that any farmer, working outside of the dated parameters of the Nintendo DS, will have one cold eye turned permanently on the future, as opposed to paying lip service in that direction.

The denizens of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch might think that they are working diligently towards the long-term prosperity of their smallholding, but their actions say otherwise.

 

[break these cuffs]

A recurrent underlying theme, stirred up by the restless hooves of the alpaca in the dustbowl soil conditions of Trans Ranch, is the absence of any real commitment towards the future of the place.

The stove, which was ruined within weeks, and will probably have to be replaced by the end of the year, epitomises this mindset. A stove is an important and expensive asset. If our stunning and brave rainbow ranchers were genuine in their dedication towards building a successful and sustainable transsexual alpaca farm, with its own bespoke pronouns, then they would be taking more care of their equipment which is tragically aging faster than Jonathan Yaniv.

Then there are the various shanty-town inspired fabrications that have sprung up around the ranch, many of which would have formed naturally if a big pile of plywood had been left out in a strong wind. If I was going to make an outdoor shower, then I would consult a few websites or some YouTube videos to get an idea of how to build something that was robust and was going to see me through a few years. The construction work taking place intermittently on the ranch is wilfully inept, both in the choice of materials and in the execution. They are wasting money on crap that is unfit for purpose and is going to either fall down within months, or generate biblical clouds of mould spores.

Finally, very little effort is being made to build a working knowledge of animal husbandry. I suppose that finding the hours to research their livestock, as opposed to discovering hard, inescapable truths by trial and error, through the educational medium of dead alpacas, would eat into the time they spend posing with their guns on social media, which is the only thing keeping the mythical white supremacist militias hunkered down in foxholes, just behind the horizon line. The animals on the ranch feel more like accessories. I am sure that if the alpaca were small enough to fit inside tiny purses, then their keepers would be parading around town with them.

I am not a farmer, although I have played Harvest Moon DS, so I know the importance of befriending the local woodcutter and rescuing harvest spites. It strikes me that any farmer, working outside of the dated parameters of the Nintendo DS, will have one cold eye turned permanently on the future, as opposed to paying lip service in that direction.

The denizens of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch might think that they are working diligently towards the long-term prosperity of their smallholding, but their actions say otherwise.

I am friends or acquaintances with a number of people who have achieved some reasonable level of sustainability or self-sufficiency on a homestead or small hobby farm. A common thread through all of them is careful planning and measured steps to achieve their dream and a flexibility roll with the punches life hands out. Some of these plans played out more quickly because they were retired and well off when they started getting serious. Some were slower because they were young, poor, and didn't have as much time or money as they would have liked to devote to working their land.

All of them had their fair share of setbacks too. Foxes and bears eating all the chickens despite following well established practices to keep them safe. Injuries from a fall while raising a new post and beam barn. A prolonged and messy divorce. Seeing some of the more well established properties is both inspiring and somewhat disheartening. It takes years and years of hard work for them to achieve what they have. For some it took an entire lifetime. It can be enough to make you question if you have it in you.

The Tranch is making a poor attempt for tweets and instagram posts. You're right that it's all a larp. They have no understanding of what they're doing and no pride in doing it right. The only reason they're still there is all of the enablers they have and the grifting they've done along the way.

 

[AnOminous]

Should be possible to extract it from the piss of pregnant sheep.

Btw while looking it up I read about the horrible way in which Premarin is produced. Which every tranny ought to know, goddammit.

Troons do not care in the least about the suffering of any other living creature, being sociopaths by nature.

The Tranch is making a poor attempt for tweets and instagram posts. You're right that it's all a larp. They have no understanding of what they're doing and no pride in doing it right. The only reason they're still there is all of the enablers they have and the grifting they've done along the way.

The only good thing about the tranch is the amusement we will feel with its inevitable, horrible failure. We can already see where it's coming from. We can already see where it will go. Will it live a year, a couple years? Will there be a glowing NPR show about how its failure proves something terrible about American society?

Or will there be a glorious blazing shootout with normie society in which the tranchers won't manage to hit a single target and will all get shot down?

It doesn't matter. They obviously don't have the foggiest clue what they're doing, and their inevitable failure serves no ultimate purpose, unless amusing us with their utter failure counts as an ultimate purpose.

 

[Meiwaku]

They obviously don't have the foggiest clue what they're doing, and their inevitable failure serves no ultimate purpose, unless amusing us with their utter failure counts as an ultimate purpose.

That is exactly why this thread is so much fun tho!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Remember children, wrapping shit in bacon is a perfectly acceptable substitute for never having learned how to cook and isn't in any way the worst fad of the 2010's!

I can't stand the bacon overhype. I like bacon. I even like it on things like hamburgers and with beans. But people who wrap things in it that don't need it, like steak or scallops, are horrible. I like jalapeno poppers but there's really no need to wrap them in bacon if you've already stuffed with cheese