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The Magistracy came after the formation of the Hegemony. they probably took some inspiration from the old Alliance. Though with the added "all is consensual and everyone gets paid decently" Though according to the FM:Periphery Canopus puts more importance on art then crudeness in their erotica.
Yes, I'm aware they came later, but that doesn't mean I can't crack jokes about their debauchery being worse than Terra's.
 
That's what their tourism board would like for you to believe, anyway.
I would assume that the porn that gets exported is the soft version and that Canopus hoggles the good shit. Makes the tourists come. Or they wait for a pleasure circus to arrive
 
I would assume that the porn that gets exported is the soft version and that Canopus hoggles the good shit. Makes the tourists come. Or they wait for a pleasure circus to arrive
What's the state of porn like in the rest of the galaxy? I know Canopus is known for its porn, and there's several porn-worlds dotted around the IS, but is porn legal in the Great Houses? Is there some galactic moratorium on porn (and gambling, and drugs, and cage fights) that makes Canopus particularly attractive to people living elsewhere? I know a lot of the fluff was written back in the 80s and early 90s, when porn was still considered "taboo" - something your uncle bought in a seedy shop in the bad side of town - rather than just something you pulled up on the internet before you went to bed, but it still seems weird that in a vast space frontier of quasi-Dark Ages planetary societies, most of which have been semi-isolated from one another for centuries, Canopus would be treated as the odd one out.


Also, that was another thing which rubbed me wrong about the HBS game: Canopus is one of the major players in the storyline, yet you get basically NO flavour from it. The only thing they really bother to tell you is that the Magistracy is run by feminists - but they leave out that it's run by sex-positive, ultra-libertarian feminists who've turned 80% of their economy into Space Las Vegas.

Like how HBS only ever mentions religion once, despite religion being a major element the setting (and that one mention was just Space Islam, not Christianity), and how they never show Mechwarriors wearing nothing but their underwear, because Mech cockpits get too hot for clothes (it's a real thing! It's in the fluff!). It's as if HBS deliberately decided to excise everything even remotely "controversial" from the Battletech Universe except black Polish trannies with they/them pronouns.
 
I would assume that the porn that gets exported is the soft version and that Canopus hoggles the good shit. Makes the tourists come. Or they wait for a pleasure circus to arrive
And the Canopians being smart about things, said pleasure circuses have glow-in-the-dark MIM nekos digging up info.
What's the state of porn like in the rest of the galaxy? I know Canopus is known for its porn, and there's several porn-worlds dotted around the IS, but is porn legal in the Great Houses? Is there some galactic moratorium on porn (and gambling, and drugs, and cage fights) that makes Canopus particularly attractive to people living elsewhere? I know a lot of the fluff was written back in the 80s and early 90s, when porn was still considered "taboo" - something your uncle bought in a seedy shop in the bad side of town - rather than just something you pulled up on the internet before you went to bed, but it still seems weird that in a vast space frontier of quasi-Dark Ages planetary societies, most of which have been semi-isolated from one another for centuries, Canopus would be treated as the odd one out.
To a certain extent, Canopus really is the odd one out there. The vast majority of the Inner Sphere is highly militarized and under authoritarian, autocratic rule of some sort, ranging from the ChiCom-like regime that's the Capellan Confederation to the Prussian not-democracy of the Lyran Commonwealth, with the quite chaotic federal parliamentary Civil Wars League Free Worlds League being the most open by far of the Successor States, but even then its under indefinite martial law. Liberalism is a vice, discipline and obedience are virtues in the Inner Sphere.
 
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What's the state of porn like in the rest of the galaxy? I know Canopus is known for its porn, and there's several porn-worlds dotted around the IS, but is porn legal in the Great Houses? Is there some galactic moratorium on porn (and gambling, and drugs, and cage fights) that makes Canopus particularly attractive to people living elsewhere? I know a lot of the fluff was written back in the 80s and early 90s, when porn was still considered "taboo" - something your uncle bought in a seedy shop in the bad side of town - rather than just something you pulled up on the internet before you went to bed, but it still seems weird that in a vast space frontier of quasi-Dark Ages planetary societies, most of which have been semi-isolated from one another for centuries, Canopus would be treated as the odd one out.


Also, that was another thing which rubbed me wrong about the HBS game: Canopus is one of the major players in the storyline, yet you get basically NO flavour from it. The only thing they really bother to tell you is that the Magistracy is run by feminists - but they leave out that it's run by sex-positive, ultra-libertarian feminists who've turned 80% of their economy into Space Las Vegas.

Like how HBS only ever mentions religion once, despite religion being a major element the setting (and that one mention was just Space Islam, not Christianity), and how they never show Mechwarriors wearing nothing but their underwear, because Mech cockpits get too hot for clothes (it's a real thing! It's in the fluff!). It's as if HBS deliberately decided to excise everything even remotely "controversial" from the Battletech Universe except black Polish trannies with they/them pronouns.
Depends on the realm or even planet. I think the Combine, the Outworlds Aliance and the Confederation are rather strict about those items. And there are planets within the more liberal that are quiet prude (the Rim Commonality in the FWL comes to mind). Though I bet ou can find prostituiton on most of the planets in the IS. most prominent of course planets like Solaris VII, Noisiel, Outreach, Galatea.

And yeah the Magistracy is really interesting: a matriarchy but it's most prominent exports are high tech med tech and porn (not to mention the CEO of the biggest pleasure circues corporation is a woman). Makes me wonder why none of those blue haired gorillas tried to cancel Battletech yet. Then again the Magistracy has an open border immigrant policy but with a big catch: you have to provide something to the state (tell that today's open border mouthpieces)
 
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What's the state of porn like in the rest of the galaxy? I know Canopus is known for its porn, and there's several porn-worlds dotted around the IS, but is porn legal in the Great Houses? Is there some galactic moratorium on porn (and gambling, and drugs, and cage fights) that makes Canopus particularly attractive to people living elsewhere? I know a lot of the fluff was written back in the 80s and early 90s, when porn was still considered "taboo" - something your uncle bought in a seedy shop in the bad side of town - rather than just something you pulled up on the internet before you went to bed, but it still seems weird that in a vast space frontier of quasi-Dark Ages planetary societies, most of which have been semi-isolated from one another for centuries, Canopus would be treated as the odd one out.
Porn and whoring are common across the Inner Sphere, although legality varies from House to House and planet to planet. What Canopus does differently is that they offer it in extremes you don't find in most other places (surgical, genetic and cybernetic augmentations), they geared their entire economy to provide it, and Canopus operates under the same rules as Las Vegas: what happens in Canopus, stays in Canopus.

Given space travel isn't exactly a casual affair in BattleTech, if you have the money to head to Canopus for a good time, there's a good chance you're part of the upper classes and you got cash to burn. So, instead of going to a high-class brothel or hiring expensive escorts in your own planet and risking the occasional manufactured scandal depending on how straitlaced your local culture is, you can take a long vacation to the Magistracy, drop great dirty big wads of dosh, enjoy yourself until your balls are whistling "O Come, All Ye Faithful" and no one will be the wiser when you get back at home, assuming your aides are loyal to you and don't go spreading rumors/recordings. That goes double for nobles involved in House-level issues. Depending on the House, you really don't want to let a vice get in the way of your political career, even more so since you fucking up can mean your entire family is disgraced. Lookin' right at'cha, Combine and Confederation.

Canopus is the galactic equivalent of going to Thailand for a good time. It doesn't make much sense when you look at it too closely, but most sci-fi settings don't.
 
Lookin' right at'cha, Combine
Yeah, unlike modern-day Japan in the Combine big dick futa porn is a major no-no, and if you're a fujoshi you should probably knife yourself before word gets out and your whole family is ruined by your disgraceful behavior. And I don't mean that last bit ironically or metaphorically.
 
Canopus hoggles the good shit. Makes the tourists come.
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Given space travel isn't exactly a casual affair in BattleTech, if you have the money to head to Canopus for a good time, there's a good chance you're part of the upper classes and you got cash to burn. So, instead of going to a high-class brothel or hiring expensive escorts in your own planet and risking the occasional manufactured scandal depending on how straitlaced your local culture is, you can take a long vacation to the Magistracy, drop great dirty big wads of dosh, enjoy yourself until your balls are whistling "O Come, All Ye Faithful" and no one will be the wiser when you get back at home, assuming your aides are loyal to you and don't go spreading rumors/recordings.
On the other hand, being able to afford a trip to Canopus to indulge in debauchery might be a status symbol amongst certain strata of the IS. Maybe not so much for higher echelons of the political system who should be hush hush about that stuff for the reasons you already mentioned, but I can easily see wealthy people boasting about their amorous shenanigans in Canopus.

Thailand might not be the perfect analogy for that, since it's where the common street riffraff goes for cheap ladyboy handys. Canopus got you covered for that stuff, but if you come with a big wad of cash and a few connections, the level of service you can expect will be on a whole new level.
 
Yeah, unlike modern-day Japan in the Combine big dick futa porn is a major no-no, and if you're a fujoshi you should probably knife yourself before word gets out and your whole family is ruined by your disgraceful behavior. And I don't mean that last bit ironically or metaphorically.
Even in more permissive societies like the Federated Suns or the Lyran Commonwealth/Alliance, most planets have relatively low poputations and their cultures are likely to have become more conservative through the hardships of the Succession Wars (if they're near to the frontlines) or pirate/Periphery raids while the armies were busy fighting the Succession Wars (if they're not). Gibbs, for example, is literally one jump away from Tharkad, and while Tharkad has a population of seven billion people (how earthlike!), Gibbs' entire population is estimated to be below 70 million. So individual planets are likely to have odd hang-ups and social eccentricities, on top of whatever the ruling classes/local nobility pass down from the House capitals. Even at these capitals, things are often at the mercy of the House's current ruler and their decrees.

And then there's the Free Worlds League, where it might as well be a complete free-for-all. One member state is fine with one thing, another state is completely against it, and eventually they do a civil war and forget about it in the melee.

On the other hand, being able to afford a trip to Canopus to indulge in debauchery might be a status symbol amongst certain strata of the IS. Maybe not so much for higher echelons of the political system who should be hush hush about that stuff for the reasons you already mentioned, but I can easily see wealthy people boasting about their amorous shenanigans in Canopus.

Thailand might not be the perfect analogy for that, since it's where the common street riffraff goes for cheap ladyboy handys. Canopus got you covered for that stuff, but if you come with a big wad of cash and a few connections, the level of service you can expect will be on a whole new level.
The point remains: Canopus is that place you go to, enjoy yourself in, then come back and only tell people the stories you want to tell, if any. Like that foursome with the three catgirls. Great for boasting around the boardroom. Keep that drunken night spent with the centaur and the injuries you woke up to in the ER a secret, though.
 
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Don't kinkshame, pls.
IDK man, "So anyways, I got this procedure done the minute I arrived..." might be a bit hard to explain away to the rest of the board while you snort coke to celebrate yet another round of successful sales to the AFFS to keep the war machine fueled.
 
IDK man, "So anyways, I got this procedure done the minute I arrived..." might be a bit hard to explain away to the rest of the board while you snort coke to celebrate yet another round of successful sales to the AFFS to keep the war machine fueled.
"So, how was your trip to Canopus?"
-"Oh, you know desu. The usual."
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I'm sorry, your math seems a bit off. Unless you're implying certain things.
I'm an engineer. Don't trust any number I spout out unless it comes out of a calculator or is backed by at least three blueprints.

Either that, or that was a really wild night.

Just Canopian things.
 
Makes me wonder if some of the Combine ship designers have such a kink. I mean they invented the Nekohono'o assault dropship
Don't know about the Dracs but the Nova Cats for sure.
https://www.sarna.net/wiki/Nekoryu_Keshik_(Clan_Nova_Cat)
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If the Diamond Sharks are Clan Happy Merchant the Nova Cats are Clan Weeb, judging by the official art. Funnily enough they were firm friends and allies of both the Happy Merchants and Wolverines, and much like Clan Happy Merchant, had a thriving Merchant caste.
 
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Don't know about the Dracs but the Nova Cats for sure.
https://www.sarna.net/wiki/Nekoryu_Keshik_(Clan_Nova_Cat)
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If the Diamond Sharks are Clan Happy Merchant the Nova Cats are Clan Weeb, judging by the official art. Funnily enough they were firm friends and allies of both the Happy Merchants and Wolverines, and much like Clan Happy Merchant, had a thriving Merchant caste.
They even use the Rifleman IIC with its "jingasa" radar dome lmao
 
And to think the Nova Cats were native American-inspired. Does that count as yellow-washing?
 
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