Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

I was exaggerating a bit, and to be honest I'm no scholar on Soviet film, I just know what my Film Appreciation course and Turner Classic Movies has shown me. I'm also a firm believer of "art out of adversity" so I'm certain there's probably a lot of interesting stuff I haven't had the opportunity to see. Do you have any to recommend?

There was a long discussion of them in the Star Trek thread if you want to deep dive.

 

[Red Hood]

If you work your ass off and study hard to pull youself up as a black person, you are an Uncle Tom, forever under the yoke of all white people. Your achievement is illusionary because every white rando will talk over you:
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If you watch the video, you'll see how loud the room of white people clapped and cheered when the black man told them he has two medical degrees. White people want black people to improve and make genuine contribution to the world, and we will support them if they set their minds to it. The black man in the video also points out that it is mostly other black people who keep them down.

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Exactly. How can Bobby even know the lived experience of a black medical professional?

More CRT:
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The answer is of course "both".

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Bobby wants the Dems to "beat" and "ruin the life" of Ron DeSantis
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"Stomp" must have been Bobby's favorite verb, ever since he discovered Mario:
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James Gunn. It is pointless to speculate the "continuity" between MCU products, because the creators simply don't care.
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Gay MCU bullshit (Mackie on "pure and beautiful homosexuality"):
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Of course such pure and beautiful things attracts Archangel Luke:
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Surprisingly Bobby's Movie of the Year is neither Black Widow nor Eternals.
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(IMDB entry of Pig)

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The Youtube link is "My Hero".

Honestly, the Twitter fujoshis are reinforcing toxic stereotypes. Isn't one of the complaints about the toxic masculinity crowd that men are afraid of healthy emotional outlets and showing affection? If people are gonna interpret any display of emotion or affection as gay, straight men are going keep bottling up their emotions and only showing anger.

Fat as they are, the brothers don't know which side their bread is buttered. They'll simp for the niggers and troons who will chew their white male heterosexual ass alive.


But he doesn't want to win people over. People are either Thinkers or Believers. Thinkers don't need to be won over and Believers don't need to be kept alive.

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Marilyn Monroe was gay (or at least in the "ace spectrum", whatever that means)
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Bobby clarifies. LGBT was at the forefront of the sexual revolution in the 1950s.
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(More examples on Bobby's thread.)

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About the race of some character called Wesker:
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Kitkat:
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Bob's obsession with all pop culture being based on gay shit plus Bob's demonstrated hatred of women...

 

[Oliver Onions]

I wanted to post this for contrast...

Is it me, or does it appear that Jirard's career is going in an opposite direction compared to Bob's? The Escapist fired Bob twice while G4, a name with more pedigree, has brought on Jirard who I think deserves it after his years of hard work and building up his YouTube channel while keeping the drama to a minimum. (Well, there was that nasty split with Greg Wilmot six years ago.) Unlike Bob, he doesn't let his own politics bog down his reviews or analysis and I genuinely think that he is the superior™ Mario fan because he could likely speed run through SMB3 with minimal effort.

To top it off, Jirard has a professional relationship with Nintendo and actually interviewed Shigeru Miyamoto. Something Bob will never accomplish because he is such a putrid pool of genetic sludge that Nintendo wouldn't let him near Miyamoto-San for fear that he will go Anne Wilkes on the father of Mario.

Oh yeah, and Jirard has lost some weight. Time to get on that treadmill and sweat that bacon grease off, Bob.

I dip in and out of The Completionist, but from what I've watched he has succeeded by doing what almost every long-term YouTuber should: Find a winning formula --ideally a unique one-- and stick to it. You can have your side projects, like all AVGN's film stuff, but when it comes to your bread and butter, the thing that made you famous, don't fuck with it.

Bob's problem is none of his ideas were good or original to begin with, and unlike a Pewdiepie or a Critikal he doesn't have the natural charisma to compensate for being a trend-chaser, so the game was rigged from the start.

This is a Bob tier comment. There are many important, quality films from the Soviet era.

Films that got their writers and directors imprisoned and executed for wrong think.

The problem is that most Soviet era films have never been translated into English.

The film "Stalker" is brilliant. And you watch the original Andrei Tarkovsky's film "Solaris" with the Hollywood version you will appreciate how the west can utterly butcher a remake.

The Ruskies are also responsible for, in my opinion, the best adaptation of And Then There Were None, and their interpretations of Winnie The Pooh and my favourite Ray Bradbury short are also great --Russian animation in general is some of the trippiest shit I've ever seen-- but the question I'd ask is was this great art created as a result of the Soviet Union or in spite of it?

Would we have even more incredible works by Russian creators if so many hadn't been purged or were too afraid to even risk creating anything, or were they only able to create works as simultaneously beautiful and desolate as Stalker precisely because of the fucked up reality they were living in? Or is the distinctly Russian aesthetic just down to their culture in general, the same way hyper-repressed Japanese culture gave us the bizarre world of anime and tentacle porn.

It's a pretty interesting topic, to be honest; I hope I get to hear Bob fuck up talking about it some day.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

If you work your ass off and study hard to pull youself up as a black person, you are an Uncle Tom, forever under the yoke of all white people. Your achievement is illusionary because every white rando will talk over you:

If you watch the video, you'll see how loud the room of white people clapped and cheered when the black man told them he has two medical degrees. White people want black people to improve and make genuine contribution to the world, and we will support them if they set their minds to it. The black man in the video also points out that it is mostly other black people who keep them down.

This has already been talked about by everyone else but it is flabbergasting how Bob could've went almost anywhere with his retort but, instead, chose to belittle the man who's accomplishments, and they are accomplishments, is belittled by a teaching curriculum that basically states "Your family, job, house, education, and all the things you value only happened to you because you did the work but because we good whites realized we wuz racist and sheeeeit and allowed you these nice things you dumb nigger.". And what is Bob's response? Paraphrasing "Your "accolades" mean nothing you stupid nigger. They are experts and we should listen to the experts."


Of course what's funnier than Bob being a retard? The replies!

Spoiler: Cope and seethe

In response to "A small measure of progress"

Super yikes there chief.

If John Tello is a troll then after looking at his feed he is a very dedicated troll

the "man" himself

Old friend Owls shows up and we get some love

And more Owls

Interesting that there's only two orbiters running defense for Bob on this one.

 

[Tronathon242]

I dip in and out of The Completionist, but from what I've watched he has succeeded by doing what almost every long-term YouTuber should: Find a winning formula --ideally a unique one-- and stick to it. You can have your side projects, like all AVGN's film stuff, but when it comes to your bread and butter, the thing that made you famous, don't fuck with it.

Bob's problem is none of his ideas were good or original to begin with, and unlike a Pewdiepie or a Critikal he doesn't have the natural charisma to compensate for being a trend-chaser, so the game was rigged from the start.


The Ruskies are also responsible for, in my opinion, the best adaptation of And Then There Were None, and their interpretations of Winnie The Pooh and my favourite Ray Bradbury short are also great --Russian animation in general is some of the trippiest shit I've ever seen-- but the question I'd ask is was this great art created as a result of the Soviet Union or in spite of it?

Would we have even more incredible works by Russian creators if so many hadn't been purged or were too afraid to even risk creating anything, or were they only able to create works as simultaneously beautiful and desolate as Stalker precisely because of the fucked up reality they were living in? Or is the distinctly Russian aesthetic just down to their culture in general, the same way hyper-repressed Japanese culture gave us the bizarre world of anime and tentacle porn.

It's a pretty interesting topic, to be honest; I hope I get to hear Bob fuck up talking about it some day.

He wouldn't be able to handle it at all. He'd eventually find some convoluted way (after a night of Googling, of course) to bring up the Dirlewagner Brigade scenes in Come and See and completely derail the whole project by comparing them to Trump supporters or mayoghouls in general.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

They don't want to march down the street. They don't want to defy the law, or go to prison, or face Bull Connor and his dogs.

Isn't that what Antifa and BLM have been doing?

I dunno man, often it seems like cops give Antifa and BLM handjobs and only get aggressive with counter-protesters.

 

[Bolo]

Bobby clarifies. LGBT was at the forefront of the sexual revolution in the 1950s.
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Okay, this kinda pissed me off.

Have to call utter bullshit on this one Robert, Leyndecker is hardly a lost thread in art history, he might not be as iconic as Rockwell, but he is credit as the father of the modern american illustration, so much that these days it ain't hard to find even new artist coping his brush strokes tech.

However, Leyendecker wasn't the first guy to come around using these hyper masculine figures for the male ideal, as lot of his contemporanies were doing the same thing, like Dean Cornwell (who wasn't gay BTW).

And both artist draw inspiration from the same movement that was all the rage in europe in the early 20th century, the art nouveau, who drew inspiration from classical and romantism for their ideal figures:

BTW Robert, Leyndecker studied under Alphonse Mucha, the most proeminent name from Art Nouveau, and Mucha wasn't gay either.

The point is that Leyndecker didn't invent the Hyper Idealized male look of the 20th century, neither he did it because he was "THE GAY", that is such a reductive and petty way to see this amazing artist, because in Robert's tiny brain, we have to conflate Leyendecker's aesthetics solely to his sexuality because that will serve the argument that "THE GAYS" were always at the spearhead of cultural movement, when in reality it only diminishes Leyndecker own identity, which goes far beyond his sexuality, influences and individual style, because "THE GAY" likes to paint handsome man.

Look, if people want to use Leyendecker as example for important contributions from homesexuals in our culture, fine, go for it, but don't reduce this amazing painter to this ridiculous notion "HE WAS THE GAY ARTIST FORGOTEN BY TIME", go fuck yourself Robert.

No, seriously, go fuck yourself Robert.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

The idea that Disney is doing some kind of 4-D chess to make geeks speculate about continuity and upcoming plotlines is stupid as hell.

Anybody who knows anything about geeks knows that they need no prompting to do that. They do it all by themselves.

The same way the fag geeks need no prompting to assume every character is gay and to try and pair them up.

 

[Tronathon242]

The idea that Disney is doing some kind of 4-D chess to make geeks speculate about continuity and upcoming plotlines is stupid as hell.

Anybody who knows anything about geeks knows that they need no prompting to do that. They do it all by themselves.

The same way the fag geeks need no prompting to assume every character is gay and to try and pair them up.

Anyone who is in to anything at all loves to speculate on what may or may not happen next in their chosen obsession. You don't need to look much further than YouTube channels and websites dedicated to sports speculating about drafts, midseason trades, the playoffs, the offseason, firings, franchise movement, expansion, etc. Nerds just take that same sort of mentality and apply it towards shows where the outcome is already scripted.

 

[BScCollateral]

Interesting that there's only two orbiters running defense for Bob on this one.

And just to remind everyone who hasn't, you know, read the fucking book, Uncle Tom is beaten to death because he refuses to betray a pair of escaped slaves.

 

[CervixHammer]

Marilyn Monroe was gay (or at least in the "ace spectrum", whatever that means)
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because she worked out?
and/or because a 16 year old who marries to avoid being sent back to an orphanage is clearly asexual or a lesbian if that marriage isn't sexually fulfilling. maybe she was LGBTQCIA³+, maybe she wasn't. she's been dead for almost 60 years. these people can still go for a jog, do some crunches, burn a calorie or two. develop a personality beyond being genderspecial. meet a lesbian, learn that they have interests (and "being exciting to moviebob" is not one of them). touch grass like "touch grass" isn't the new "we live in a society"/"bottom text". anything.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

And if James Gunn doesn't like people treating his GOTG movies as though they're simply the next episode of a tv show, and commercials for future stuff, he shouldn't be working in the MCU.

The Disney corporation itself sees his movies as not much more than more content for the machine.

 

[Adamska]

Okay, this kinda pissed me off.

Have to call utter bullshit on this one Robert, Leyndecker is hardly a lost thread in art history, he might not be as iconic as Rockwell, but he is credit as the father of the modern american illustration, so much that these days it ain't hard to find even new artist coping his brush strokes tech.

However, Leyendecker wasn't the first guy to come around using these hyper masculine figures for the male ideal, as lot of his contemporanies were doing the same thing, like Dean Cornwell (who wasn't gay BTW).

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And both artist draw inspiration from the same movement that was all the rage in europe in the early 20th century, the art nouveau, who drew inspiration from classical and romantism for their ideal figures:

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BTW Robert, Leyndecker studied under Alphonse Mucha, the most proeminent name from Art Nouveau, and Mucha wasn't gay either.

The point is that Leyndecker didn't invent the Hyper Idealized male look of the 20th century, neither he did it because he was "THE GAY", that is such a reductive and petty way to see this amazing artist, because in Robert's tiny brain, we have to conflate Leyendecker's aesthetics solely to his sexuality because that will serve the argument that "THE GAYS" were always at the spearhead of cultural movement, when in reality it only diminishes Leyndecker own identity, which goes far beyond his sexuality, influences and individual style, because "THE GAY" likes to paint handsome man.

Look, if people want to use Leyendecker as example for important contributions from homesexuals in our culture, fine, go for it, but don't reduce this amazing painter to this ridiculous notion "HE WAS THE GAY ARTIST FORGOTEN BY TIME", go fuck yourself Robert.

No, seriously, go fuck yourself Robert.

Don't worry; the titanic reveal of how fucking braindead he is on Art History will make him dig his grave due to his personality malformation. Then when forced to shut up (but not give in and simply say "I was wrong") he will then start googling random obscure artists from art nouveau to pretend he knows jack and shit about it.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

I liked Harley Quinn when they didn't try to make her anything other than what she is: a ditzy sidekick for the infinitely more interesting villain.

DC has generally been trying to make her more of an anti-hero with her more recent incarnations. I remember one DC cartoon actually turned Harley into a hero along with Poison Ivy and Killer Frost. Then again, it was also a show where DC characters went to a high school with Amanda Waller as principal, so there could be some brainwashing going on offscreen.

Bobby does "forced research-dive" and "media analysis". He thinks MCU would have make a He-Man clone, a white men wielding such obsolete (thus evil) weapon as a sword, just to be the foil of the "inclusive and diverse cast". My Improperly-Evolved brain is not worthy.

Wow, a villain based off a classic superhero archetype meant to contrast with the main characters? I've never seen that before.

They don't want to defy the law, or go to prison, or face Bull Connor and his dogs.

Who's willing to bet Bob thinks Bull Connor is a comic book character?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Wow, a villain based off a classic superhero archetype meant to contrast with the main characters? I've never seen that before.
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Who's willing to bet Bob thinks Bull Connor is a comic book character?

I will never understand how you and others like @Positron manage to actually read through Bob's waffle long enough to establish what the fuck he's talking about.

I made it two tweets into that screed and had to stop because it felt like when I tried to read Finnegan's Wake.

 

[Toolbox]

Marilyn Monroe was gay (or at least in the "ace spectrum", whatever that means)
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Identity fags: Woman WWW---WORKED OUT??? Hummina hummina! *eyes pop out of head* AWOOOOGA!!!

literally how does this make them not interested in sex or gay? It's something anyone reasonable should do. And apparently in a book she said she didn't have a ton of interest in sex... twice. Some people don't, it doesn't mean they have no sex drive. It just means they're not obsessed with it. She was more focused on her career. These retards can't separate that from wanting to identify as 50 million stupid things.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

The Foo Fighters worked with avowed Aids Denialists at the height of the movement (before they all died of aids) and never apologized for it.

you could say the disease got the best, the best, the best, the best, of them

 

[Flexo]

DC has generally been trying to make her more of an anti-hero with her more recent incarnations. I remember one DC cartoon actually turned Harley into a hero along with Poison Ivy and Killer Frost. Then again, it was also a show where DC characters went to a high school with Amanda Waller as principal, so there could be some brainwashing going on offscreen.

DC Super Hero Girls (TV series) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

I have a niece that was into them. It is definitely for little kids.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Old friend Owls shows up and we get some love

Psst. Owl. Shouting impotently into the void is what Bob does on an hourly basis. Granted, the impotence may be related to the 'beetus as I have a hard time believing that the fat bastard an maintain an erection.

 

[EnemyStand]

Psst. Owl. Shouting impotently into the void is what Bob does on an hourly basis. Granted, the impotence may be related to the 'beetus as I have a hard time believing that the fat bastard an maintain an erection.

I wouldn't say Farmers "shout impotently into the void." It's more like high-tech people watching.