Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[DrunkTails]

Well, he said in his book that they tried to get him to go to a funeral or some shit. I dunno, his book's a mess.

Really? If it's true then wow. Not even respect for the dead.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Well, he said in his book that they tried to get him to go to a funeral or some shit. I dunno, his book's a mess.

He bought the family an air conditioner instead of going to her funeral:

In any case, fate provided a solution: on top of everything else, the air-conditioner in our home […] finally gave up the ghost after years of erratic functionality. So, while the rest of the family was off to share grief in the manner of psychologically-healthy human beings, I was off to buy, set up and install a new AC. If nothing else, when we were all (inevitably) still sad later on, at least we weren’t also miserably hot and sweaty.​

 

[AnOminous]

He bought the family an air conditioner instead of going to her funeral:

What the fuck, man. What an utter asshole. Not for skipping the funeral by itself, but for just being a sociopath about it.

 

[Problematic Kawaii]

Isn't Bob himself white? So why the fuck is he even bitching about "white people" in the first place?

If it's only for attention, well he did succeed, but in the completely wrong way. If it was to prove a point, then congrats Bobbo. Not only did you fail at making one, but any semblance of a point that you would have made (assuming you're even capable of making one) would be lost due to how mind numbingly terrible a person you are.

Face it man, you're not fighting a losing war. You've already lost five times over and died along the way.

White guilt is one hell of a drug.

Bob is still riding on that "angry reviewer" shtick that made his Pixels review blow up. He has yet to get the same level of recognition that he got from that review.

His Pixels review getting somewhat newsworthy was part luck and wanting to cash in on hating something easy.

 

[DrunkTails]

He bought the family an air conditioner instead of going to her funeral

I think the question here is if the family sent him to get a new ac or he skipped funeral.

Also I got an even better question:
WHY IS BOB TALKING ABOUT BROKEN ACS AND FUNERALS IN A BOOK ABOUT MARIO BROTHERS 3?!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I think the question here is if the family sent him to get a new ac or he skipped funeral.

Also I got an even better question:
WHY IS BOB TALKING ABOUT BROKEN ACS AND FUNERALS IN A BOOK ABOUT MARIO BROTHERS 3?!

Because Bob doesn't know how to keep to a single subject.

 

[Big Nasty]

Specifically his "no such thing as bad tactics, only bad targets." His idiotic theory has made the rounds even in triple a places.

I think there are actually quite a few dogshit-tier warlord armies and paramilitaries that actually uses that as their Standard Operating Procedures.

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

I think the question here is if the family sent him to get a new ac or he skipped funeral.

Also I got an even better question:
WHY IS BOB TALKING ABOUT BROKEN ACS AND FUNERALS IN A BOOK ABOUT MARIO BROTHERS 3?!

Because the book is actually just one big excuse for him to talk about himself.

 

[Malt Liquor]

I think the question here is if the family sent him to get a new ac or he skipped funeral.

Also I got an even better question:
WHY IS BOB TALKING ABOUT BROKEN ACS AND FUNERALS IN A BOOK ABOUT MARIO BROTHERS 3?!

Because His Autism-fueled Ego is bigger than His belly

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

n any case, fate provided a solution: on top of everything else, the air-conditioner in our home […] finally gave up the ghost after years of erratic functionality. So, while the rest of the family was off to share grief in the manner of psychologically-healthy human beings, I was off to buy, set up and install a new AC. If nothing else, when we were all (inevitably) still sad later on, at least we weren’t also miserably hot and sweaty.

Oh but GamerGaters are the sociopaths for making legitimate complaints about how Anti-GamerGate figures are censoring dissent and wanting all games to cater to their every whim despite a very, very small amount of them actually playing games.

 

[Foltest]

He is so fucking fat.

 

[Accel_Rider]

He is so fucking fat.

He looks like he's ready to go to a mosque to perform a prayer with the shirt he's wearing. The beard kinda helped complete the look.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Why is his head hunched so far forward like some sort of troglodyte? Like it doesn't have to be, so why is he doing it? Is it for aesthetics purposes?

 

[Accel_Rider]

Why is his head hunched so far forward like some sort of troglodyte? Like it doesn't have to be, so why is he doing it? Is it for aesthetics purposes?

Bad posture because all he ever do is sit and play Nintendo games?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Why is his head hunched so far forward like some sort of troglodyte? Like it doesn't have to be, so why is he doing it? Is it for aesthetics purposes?

Kai has that same head shape. Funny how they both have that in common.

Where did he get that suit from? A dead mall?

 

[Malt Liquor]

He is so fucking fat.

With a longer beard and a tan He could pass for Suge Knight

 

[Big Nasty]

He is so fucking fat.

He looks like a fail gay bear porn star.

 

[Foltest]

Notice that he don't use a greensceen. He just painted a whole room green!

 

[Malt Liquor]

Notice that he don't use a greensceen. He just painted a whole room green!

That's the most retarded thing I've seen in a while.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That's the most retarded thing I've seen in a while.

It wouldn't be so bad if it were only a wall or something like that. But the entire room? That is beyond stupid.