Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,602
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As far as we know, he is no longer blacklisted at hoff brothels, and there isnt any evidence of him being blanket blacklisted by other houses. There may be individual girls who refuse to see him, but hes not banned. We seem to hash this out every 20 pages or so.
From what I remember Madame Suzette banned him, Hof eventually unbanned him, and then Hof died and now Madame Suzette is running all of Hof's brothels, so... I wouldn't be surprised if that ban was back in place - and if it's not, it soon will be the second he misbehaves.
 
I've also heard that the horror film industry is overly tolerant of creeperinos or other shady characters (e.x. a few years back, there was a horror film called "Jeepers Creepers" which was released, and it was discovered that the producer was a sex offender who had molested a little boy,
I've got to say. Your enthusiastic retardation is refreshing. He also directed 'Powder', which was a hit, but not a horror movie.

Also. That movie sucked.
 
From what I remember Madame Suzette banned him, Hof eventually unbanned him, and then Hof died and now Madame Suzette is running all of Hof's brothels, so... I wouldn't be surprised if that ban was back in place - and if it's not, it soon will be the second he misbehaves.

He hasn't been to any of Hof's brothels since Hof passed away. The last brothel that he went to (that we know of) was some lower class brothel on the East side of Nevada and not connected to the Hof properties. So we won't know if he's officially banned from any of the Hof properties until he tries to go back, but he's already got a very negative reputation among the women there, and they have every right to refuse service to any John for any reason. The only reason Russ got any action the last time he went to Reno was because he found a new girl who didn't know about him or his rep, and she agreed to service him.
 
This is largely because of their origin as a "fake" band. None of them could play any instruments and they mostly faked over pre-recorded music.

They were also viewed as basically a ripoff of the Beatles created by soulless corporate hacks, and even mocked as the "Pre-Fab Four."

It's overlooked that after their first couple albums, they actually had all learned to play for real and started writing their own music.
Nesmith and York could both play multiple instruments before joining, and Dolenz was a singer/songwriter before joining. Jones had a Tony nomination for one of the musicals he was in and performed on the Ed Sullivan Show the same night The Beatles did.

They weren't exactly no talent nobodies going into it cold. And once they started touring they were a serious enough thing to have people like Jimi Hendrix open for them.
 
He hasn't been to any of Hof's brothels since Hof passed away. The last brothel that he went to (that we know of) was some lower class brothel on the East side of Nevada and not connected to the Hof properties. So we won't know if he's officially banned from any of the Hof properties until he tries to go back, but he's already got a very negative reputation among the women there, and they have every right to refuse service to any John for any reason. The only reason Russ got any action the last time he went to Reno was because he found a new girl who didn't know about him or his rep, and she agreed to service him.
Honestly it sucks that Hoff unbanned him - was the business really so bad that they couldn't afford to lose Russ as a customer? (I"m surprised that Russ hasn't boasted about it and claimed that he's such a studly legal eagle that the brothel would have gone out of business without him gracing his presence there, and that Hoff was basically forced to unbanned him).

I thought the purpose of legal brothels was for the sex workers to avoid the type of creeps they might run into in street prostitution or illegal Craigslist ads.

Nesmith and York could both play multiple instruments before joining, and Dolenz was a singer/songwriter before joining. Jones had a Tony nomination for one of the musicals he was in and performed on the Ed Sullivan Show the same night The Beatles did.

They weren't exactly no talent nobodies going into it cold. And once they started touring they were a serious enough thing to have people like Jimi Hendrix open for them.
If playing the skin flute was recognized as musical talent, then Russ would probably go multi-platinum.
 
Honestly it sucks that Hoff unbanned him - was the business really so bad that they couldn't afford to lose Russ as a customer? (I"m surprised that Russ hasn't boasted about it and claimed that he's such a studly legal eagle that the brothel would have gone out of business without him gracing his presence there, and that Hoff was basically forced to unbanned him).
He did, which is one of the reasons Hof banned him for a second time.
 
Just for the sake of accuracy: it wasn't one of the producers, it was the director (Victor Salva) and he was convicted, served his time, and was released long before Jeepers Creepers. You're right that he wasn't blacklisted, though. In fact, Jeepers Creepers was a pretty financially successful film.
Just for the further sake of accuracy. The boy was under 13 and the star of his horror movie Clownhouse. And said movie features the kid naked on camera. He also directed Powder, after he got out, which is owned by Disney and features the teenage protagonist get stripped completely naked. Jeeper Creepers has the main young male character get chased down by the monster after the monster smells a pair of his underwear.
The shirtless teenage boys in Jeepers Creepers 2 are just barely scratching the surface of the convicted pedo director Hollywood continues to work with.
 
Dunno if he's a troll or just not all that bright. I was irritated with you always jumping on his nuts at first, but as time went on his posts got stupider and stupider. It seems too subtle to be troll action, very few trolls any more have the discipline to do a long slow injection into a forum before dropping the bomb, they are all about fast gratification. Plus, I cannot for the life of me see a payoff for making a high ratio of dumbass posts regarding a non-controversial cow like Russ.

(By this I mean, everyone agrees Russ is a lolcow of the first ranking, not the kind of cow where a troll could split the forum's posters and cause chaos and butthurt.)

This latest action where he claimed he 'googled' goldens for the win whereas your findings do not match is kind of a lolcow action, the face-saving lie. "really guize, I looked it up and everything!" that is easily proven false. This would indicate stupidity to me, and it's possible he may end up with a Halal thread if he is foolish enough to really spill the spaghetti and reveal his social media or YT account name and it's found he's every bit as lolcow-worthy as all other Halals. Not saying he deserves this kind of scrutiny (yet) but he is, at the least, not very bright.
Yeah I got on his shit over his hate boner for SS but I get it now. Guess his aggravation tolerance was only sightly more sensitive/ahead than mine

So I’m trying to think of roles Russ could take on the assumption someone who can be understood is dubbed over him.

I’ve got, The Elephant Man, The Man With No Face, The Man in the Iron Mask and R2D2.

Any better than me? I’m no movie autist.
Smeagol/Gollum

I'd like to see how he jogs on a treadmill.
He's barely sweaty in his gym pics, he probably just kinda power walks for half an hour while looking at gym bunnies and calls it a day.
 
Just for the sake of accuracy: it wasn't one of the producers, it was the director (Victor Salva) and he was convicted, served his time, and was released long before Jeepers Creepers. You're right that he wasn't blacklisted, though. In fact, Jeepers Creepers was a pretty financially successful film.
He was blacklisted after it, though, when there was a scandal as to why they let this chomo do a film with a bunch of shirtless adolescent male actors in it. Despite that, apparently they went ahead and let him do Jeepers Creepers 3 in 2017, and he was surreptitiously hired as a scriptwriter from time to time.
So we won't know if he's officially banned from any of the Hof properties until he tries to go back, but he's already got a very negative reputation among the women there, and they have every right to refuse service to any John for any reason.
If they did that often enough they probably might find themselves unemployed, but nobody is going to go to bat for an absolute creep like Russhole.
 
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He was blacklisted after it, though, when there was a scandal as to why they let this chomo do a film with a bunch of shirtless adolescent male actors in it. Despite that, apparently they went ahead and let him do Jeepers Creepers 3 in 2017, and he was surreptitiously hired as a scriptwriter from time to time.
Sounds like a pretty "soft" blacklisting to me.
 
Gather 'round the fire, kidzz, because the resident MAPP gas sniffer has some old tales to share.

Let us recall the time when the greasy gourd was B& from Hof's brothels--he CAN'T DO THAT! I HAZ DISHABOOITY!



Don't forget: THIS sooper studly basically lolyer doesn't HAVE to pay to play--he just does it to give them "A better life."

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OH NOEZ! Dennis Hof of HBO fame, was his Bee Eff Eff Forevahhh! He even gave him a sooper dooper rare speshul no one else gets one unless you're a stud COIN! HA! Shove THAT up your pipe and smoke it, Taylor!

But then...

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But don't worry... El Gregorio Skordo is NO MATCH for Legal Eagle Greer. He alone will be bringing A Better Life to hooores all over the Vegas Strip! This man is going places--not legitimate college, but...places...

Thank you for attending my storytime!
 
So. Dumb question. How much of a big deal is for him to get banned from Hof's brothels? Are those the only 'good' ones in all Nevada or is he simply being a whiny asshole and there are lots of other brothels he can go without moving his disabled ass too much?
 
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So. Dumb question. How much of a big deal is for him to get banned from Hof's brothels? Are those the only 'good' ones in all Nevada or is he simply being a whiny asshole and there are lots of other brothels he can go without moving his disabled ass too much?
Theres really no such thing as a "good" brothel. But that aside, while Hoff might have given visibility to the brothels he ran, probably the most "famous" one would be Mustang Ranch, east of Reno, which isnt/wasnt a Hoff property.

I'm feeling a bit lazy at the moment, so I dont know if Hoff had any properties in Parumph, which is approximately 90 minutes north west of casa de Russholes location in pretty central Vegas, but he did have the Alien Cathouse in Amaragosa Valley, which is about 90 minutes north. So either way, it's not an easy trek for Russ to get out to them. They may offer pickup services for certain customers, but I doubt Russ rates.

I know the Alien one is a dump, attached to a c-store, diner, and gas station in literally the middle of nowhere.

Source: I used to live in Nevada, both in Carson City and Las Vegas, and made the drive between the two multiple times. The 95 takes you right past the Alien Cathouse

Eta: to answer how big a deal it would be, Hoff owned a lot of the carson city properties, which would have been where Russ went before moving to Vegas. If there are 5 properties and you're out at 4, well...
 
Gather 'round the fire, kidzz, because the resident MAPP gas sniffer has some old tales to share.

Let us recall the time when the greasy gourd was B& from Hof's brothels--he CAN'T DO THAT! I HAZ DISHABOOITY!



Don't forget: THIS sooper studly basically lolyer doesn't HAVE to pay to play--he just does it to give them "A better life."


OH NOEZ! Dennis Hof of HBO fame, was his Bee Eff Eff Forevahhh! He even gave him a sooper dooper rare speshul no one else gets one unless you're a stud COIN! HA! Shove THAT up your pipe and smoke it, Taylor!

But then...


But don't worry... El Gregorio Skordo is NO MATCH for Legal Eagle Greer. He alone will be bringing A Better Life to hooores all over the Vegas Strip! This man is going places--not legitimate college, but...places...

Thank you for attending my storytime!
Imagine getting so ass mad about how hookers and pimps aren't honest and respectable members of society, and then rage about it on your SM page for all your "friends" and family to see. Then on top of that, get ass mad when said friends and family tell you to chill.

Not only that, but attempts to prove them wrong by suing every whore he sees, pays for Fivrr artists to write songs to get a foot in the door to sue whores, and even register PACs to make whores fuck him for free.

I know what I just said has been said hundreds of thousands of times before on this thread, but holy fuck!!!

#😎
 
Theres really no such thing as a "good" brothel. But that aside, while Hoff might have given visibility to the brothels he ran, probably the most "famous" one would be Mustang Ranch, east of Reno, which isnt/wasnt a Hoff property.

I'm feeling a bit lazy at the moment, so I dont know if Hoff had any properties in Parumph, which is approximately 90 minutes north west of casa de Russholes location in pretty central Vegas, but he did have the Alien Cathouse in Amaragosa Valley, which is about 90 minutes north. So either way, it's not an easy trek for Russ to get out to them. They may offer pickup services for certain customers, but I doubt Russ rates.

I know the Alien one is a dump, attached to a c-store, diner, and gas station in literally the middle of nowhere.

Source: I used to live in Nevada, both in Carson City and Las Vegas, and made the drive between the two multiple times. The 95 takes you right past the Alien Cathouse

Eta: to answer how big a deal it would be, Hoff owned a lot of the carson city properties, which would have been where Russ went before moving to Vegas. If there are 5 properties and you're out at 4, well...
So Nevada, despite having brothels, is really stingy about them.

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Lyon County - Mound House

By local ordinance, brothels are restricted to the Mound House area.
Note: Hof owned all the brothels in Mound House. And only 4 brothel licenses are issued at any one time.

The Love Ranch
Formerly known under several variations of the name Kitty's, this brothel was owned by Dennis Hof. Hof is best known as the star of HBO's Cathouse and proprietor of the nearby Moonlite BunnyRanch. Hof reportedly renamed this operation in 2004 to better take advantage of the "BunnyRanch brand name", which he has heavily promoted. In June 2008, this house was again renamed, this time as The Love Ranch in order to build a unique identity for the brothel. It is sometimes referred to as The Love Ranch North, to differentiate it from Love Ranch Vegas.

Moonlite BunnyRanch
The brothel, now known as the Moonlite BunnyRanch, first opened in 1955 as the Moonlight Ranch. There is a historical marker on the premises, found just inside of the property's original main gate, as the ranch is located near a stop on the original Pony Express. It operated discreetly until 1971, when Nevada began regulation of houses of prostitution. Dennis Hof, a frequent customer, purchased the business in 1993 for $700,000 and invested another $500,000 in upgrading the facilities and decor. The Moonlite BunnyRanch was featured on HBO's America Undercover show specials, Cathouse (2002) and Cathouse 2: Back in the Saddle (2003). This led to the series Cathouse: The Series, airing in two seasons in 2005 and 2007. The ranch was also featured as a supposedly "haunted house" in an episode of Proof Positive and is frequently mentioned on the Howard Stern Show, usually to announce that another porn star has started to work there.

Sagebrush Ranch
Originally, the first Sagebrush Ranch was about 20 mile east of Carson City off US-50 East up Six Mile Canyon Road in Mark Twain through the 1980s. It was a two-story building, which was still in Lyon County before moving to current location. Then for a time, the Sagebrush Ranch was two separate (but connected) licensed brothels: the Sagebrush I (originally known as the Sagebrush Red-Light Ranch) and the Sagebrush II, just north of the original brothel. In 1999, the Sagebrush I building was destroyed by a fire that was accidentally sparked by an overturned candle in one of the ladies' rooms. While no one was seriously hurt in the fire, the Sage I building was a total loss. During its rebuilding, the Sage II building housed a combined operation. When the lavish new replacement facility opened in mid-2001, the ladies all moved into the new building, called simply the Sagebrush Ranch.

Kit Kat Guest Ranch
The Kit Kat Guest Ranch is a legal, licensed brothel located about 7 miles (11 km) east of Carson City in the unincorporated town of Mound House, in Lyon County, at 48 Kit Kat Drive. It reopened in May 2016, after being purchased and renovated by Dennis Hof.

Nye County

Cherry Patch II - Amagarosa Valley
Alien Cathouse (sometimes referred to as "Lathrop Wells")[36] – Originally the Cherry Patch II, and owned by Joe Richards, it was purchased by Dennis Hof, who sold it prior to his death.

Love Ranch South - Crystal
This business was purchased by Dennis Hof, owner of several other Nevada brothels, in the fall of 2010. It has since been extensively upgraded. Formerly called the Cherry Patch Ranch, Crystal Love Ranch, Mabel's Whorehouse, Madame Butterfly's. On October 16 2018 Dennis Hof died in this facility, which subsequently closed.

Pahrump

Chicken Ranch
Walter Plankinton opened the Nevada Chicken Ranch in 1976,[37] as close to Las Vegas as legally possible. He encountered strong opposition from local law enforcement and other brothel owners. In 1978, the Chicken Ranch was burned to the ground, allegedly by arsonists. The twelve prostitutes and two employees barely survived. Plankinton reopened with a new set of trailers 5 days later. In 1982, Plankinton sold the Chicken Ranch for $1,000,000 to Kenneth Green, a San Francisco businessman, and Russel Reade, an ex-teacher. Reade, who had contributed $25,000 towards the purchase, became the manager. Around 15 women were working at the ranch at that time. On February 8, 2006, the ranch accepted a purchase offer for $5.2 million.

Sheri's Ranch
Unlike other brothels in the state, it styles itself as a resort, with upscale rooms and furnishings, sports bar, tennis courts, a spa and outdoor swimming pool. In January 2001, the business was purchased by Chuck Lee, a retired Chicago homicide detective of 20 years, former owner of an AT&T retail store, and car dealership owner from Las Vegas, Nevada. Author Lora Shaner, a former madam of the brothel, wrote a 1998 book about her experiences, Madam: Chronicles of a Nevada Cathouse, reissued and extended in 2001 as Madam: Inside a Nevada Brothel.

Storey County - Sparks

Mustang Ranch
The original Mustang Ranch was forfeited to the federal government in 1999 following owner, Joe Conforte's convictions for tax fraud, racketeering and other crimes. In 2002, the brothel's furniture, paintings and accessories were auctioned off. The Bureau of Land Management sold the Ranch's pink stucco structures on eBay in 2003. Bordello owner Lance Gilman purchased the buildings for $145,100 and moved them to his Wild Horse Adult Resort & Spa five miles to the east, where the relocated and extensively renovated buildings eventually became the second brothel located at that complex. However, the rights to the name Mustang Ranch, which Gilman had hoped to use for this new brothel, were tied up in a court battle with David Burgess, the owner of the Old Bridge Ranch, nephew of Joe Conforte, and manager of the Mustang Ranch from 1979 until 1989. In December 2006, a federal judge ruled that Gilman was the "exclusive owner of the Mustang Ranch trademark" giving him the rights to use the name and branding.

White Pine County - Ely

Ely City Council restricted brothels to one area on the outskirts in 1959. At one stage the brothels covered three blocks and employed over 400 women. The two remaining brothels are located in "Bronc Alley" red-light district in High Street.

Stardust Ranch
In 1999 the City Council voted 3–2 to shut down the Stardust but Mayor Robert Miller overturned this decision because of the economic benefits the brothel brought to the city.

Big 4 Ranch
One of the oldest brothels in Nevada, it was built in the late 1880s and opened as Rainey's dance hall. In 1939 it became a brothel, named the "Big 4" after the four men who co-owned it. The brothel closed in 1999 and was bought by the owners of the Stardust Ranch.

Mineral County - Mina

Wild Cat Brothel
Known for its ionic columns marking off the car park, it was formerly the Playmate Ranch. As the Playmate it was run by Bill 'Little Bill' Wilkins, who also owned the nearby Billie's Day & Night. It closed in about 2010 and was bought by Phil Maita who reopened it as the Wild Cat in 2013.

The others are all too northeast for him in Elko and Lander counties, although I believe he's been to them before when he was still in SLC and desperate. I don't recall the girls being that desperate though. I think @The Dude might remember more about that than I do at the moment.

Basically, pickings are getting slim for Rusty. Which I'm sure is why he wants to legalize street prostitution so damn badly.
 
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