DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[bajagoogoo]

He could have used that $15,000 to buy Jaxx Raxxor the car he really wants and make him the friend he can only dream Phil will turn into.

With that much he could pop into smaller streams, drop $500, make that streamers day whilst looking good in the process.

Eventually get enough attention to be the streamer everyone loves and making money from being a decent and generous person.

Instead, support a guy who put himself half a mil in debt.

 

[Pargon]

Okay, WE ALL KNOW HIS SCHEDULE IS TRASH BUT WTF?

He plays Mario Golf on thursday and then he says friday is the premier at the bottom. So confused.

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The editor in me is tearing their hair out over this. Title reads, “June Schedule for Live Streaming” and then every entry is titled “(name of game) Live Stream” which is redundant as fuck and would have a complete outsider possibly thinking that he sometimes airs pre-recorded content which might include editing, SFX, etc. rather than a sweaty polack clicking a button in OBS for the 374,921st time. Putting up his start times is pointless, the stream starts whenever he fucking feels like it and then gameplay begins two hours later.

This whole thing reads like something written by a man who knows that just like his whiteboard which I’m positive he still uses, this is a schedule written by a single working mother for her layabout teenage son on summer vacation who wouldn’t so much as shower unless doing so was put on a checklist of things he had to do each day. Adults do not do things like this, even other streamers. I’d say that he tries so hard to make himself out to be mature but these attempts are just like everything else in his life: obvious in their overcompensation, half-assed and embarrassing.

 

[john_g]

worst is it looks so lazy done written on notepad with no visual pleasant appealing. just black on white text bad formatted and annoying hard to read or even look at.

 

[Pargon]

worst is it looks so lazy done written on notepad with no visual pleasant appealing. just black on white text bad formatted and annoying hard to read or even look at.

But that’s what Real Adult Streamers do. They don’t make graphics or short videos discussing their upcoming plans, only kiddie-chasing muppets do that. The real gamers are too busy with their gatcha pulls staying up-to-date on the latest events in the gaming world.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Putting the begging in BOLD on his schedule is the most thought Phil has put in to his stream since he velcroed a vest rack to his wall

 

[flatsoda]

Okay, WE ALL KNOW HIS SCHEDULE IS TRASH BUT WTF?

He plays Mario Golf on thursday and then he says friday is the premier at the bottom. So confused.

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Why the fuck is he delaying on playing the Stranger of Paradise demo until Monday night?!
I know that I'm not a Full-Time Streamer, and as an immature kid, I don't know how to run a business or how the real world works - BUT I would bet that he would have more viewers on a Saturday night playing a much buzzed about demo for a major upcoming game, than continuing a playthrough of an old game.
It's just common sense, Dave.
Jeezus.

 

[snort inquisition]

Why the fuck is he delaying on playing the Stranger of Paradise demo until Monday night?!
I know that I'm not a Full-Time Streamer, and as an immature kid, I don't know how to run a business or how the real world works - BUT I would bet that he would have more viewers on a Saturday night playing a much buzzed about demo for a major upcoming game, than continuing a playthrough of an old game.
It's just common sense, Dave.
Jeezus.

as far as i could see, the demo's only available in certain time windows, is his autistic schedule taking that into account? i'm too lazy to check and i know they were having issues with the demo, so they might have removed the limited time

 

[Salubrious]

I don't know why I'm bringing this up again, but DSP's rant about "dual-monitor setups." is still stuck in my head.

Like, does he know that he's currently using 2 monitors or is he making an excuse (or both)? He has one on his laptop and one on his TV; that's TWO. The reason WHY almost every other streamer does this is so they don't have to keep twisting their body back and forth between the TV and the "streaming chat" like he does.

It'll never not fascinate me how, not only DSP but many people in general, make their lives much harder just to be lazy. His life would be infinitely better WITH a dual monitor setup, but that would involve 2-3 hours of work "off the clock" and that's unacceptable. Better to just struggle for eternity "on the clock."

Then again, this is the same man that complained about a broken keyboard for years instead of just spending $20-$30 on a new one.

 

[00R-Gundam]

So let me get this straight, phil has/had a 10-year plan where in that spam of time he would stabilize himself and eventually find a job. Is he bloody serious? It doesn't take someone with a business degree to see that his plan means shit and he has done 0 leeway, considering that ever since the whole bankruptcy thing,(and the time leading up to it) his begging has increased which means he needs more money to pay more bills (obviously we know its for his crippling addiction) His 10-year plan is a sham, the equivalent of moving the goal a little farther every time he gets close to it. He will always need money in his perpetual bill/debt existence and eventually the noose will tighten so hard that he will either stream until he dies or he will move out to a smaller place in a ghetto and get work in a shit hole and die alone .

 

[YokuNama]

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Lmao.

OnlyIcedCoffee everyone knows you love the attention. You pay thousands just for the attention. But let me tell you that insulting the trolls and detractors is not a path you should take. Though I don't condone it, you are seconds away from being doxxed if it hasn't happened already. I am sure as Phil's most generous whale he's told you to stay away from talking about trolls and detractors. That's actually some sound advice.

Amouranth and another Twitch thot got banned off Twitch after streaming "ASMR", as in streaming in yoga pants with a pigeon mask slamming the microphone and wanting to fart on it.

No, I'm not joking.

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

clips.twitch.tv

https://streamable.com/a2uqfs Cut mirror.

I'm waiting for DSP's take on it.

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This is how you know being on the internet all day, everyday, isn't healthy.

More evidence Phil doesn't shower daily (as if we didn't already know)

Only someone who showers once per week talks like this

Imagine what that room smells like.

And I'm sorry but if you sweat profusely when you're fucking pressing buttons on a controller, you have a medical issue. I play fighting games with my friends all the time and where I live it's damn near 100 degrees everyday plus we're drinking. Only thing sweating is our hands and beers.

But we also all have jobs and exercise regularly so there's that.

 

[ZehnBoat]

wow, phil grifted his own mom

he project sevened her

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This whole thing reads like something written by a man who knows that just like his whiteboard which I’m positive he still uses, this is a schedule written by a single working mother for her layabout teenage son on summer vacation who wouldn’t so much as shower unless doing so was put on a checklist of things he had to do each day. Adults do not do things like this, even other streamers. I’d say that he tries so hard to make himself out to be mature but these attempts are just like everything else in his life: obvious in their overcompensation, half-assed and embarrassing.

The way Dave puts in too much effort to inefficiently do even the most basic tasks reminds me of how back in the old regime in my country if there were too many employees for a task that's too small, they'd force them to use the most inefficient methods to do their jobs just so that they could spend the full 8 hours working. If you pointed out how retarded this whole process is and how they could've just shortened their work days to let's say 5 hours and just make them do their jobs like normal, you'd be declared a no-life loser troll reactionary counter-revolutionary and lean-in manually banned thrown onto the next ferry to Goli Otok. No doubt that you've heard of the horror stories in the USSR in particular where if a factory didn't produce anything they'd still force the truckers to drive with empty loads just so that they can say that they did their jobs. If you pointed out how stupid this is, you get a permanent holiday in Siberia.

It reminds me of a moment on a Tevin stream where he heard Dave bitch about how hard it is to make thumbnails and how loser no-life kids who don't stream just don't understand how long it takes to make a thumbnail for one video of one playthrough. Tevin then proceeded to spend the next 10 minutes making 100 thumbnails for a hypothetical playthrough series, just to show how easy it is to do if you're not fucking retarded. It's the same with his schedules, even if he didn't want pretty colors and anime waifus and other shit on it like all the fake clowns have and instead wanted a clean, minimalistic look to his schedules, he could've just made a template in Word. Fill it out once a week, post it that day, done. Instead, every single fucking day he has to repost his schedule and rerecord an audio schedule where he just repeats what is on his written schedule, as well as put redundant shit like "live stream" on every single point on his schedule and putting the time despite the fact that his streams formally start at the same time. Here, I'll even put my money where my mouth is and make an example of what a shitty, low-effort filled-out schedule template could look like.

Took me 5 minutes to make it.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Tells his audience not to Superchat. Turns his chat to sub only mode

Asks why no one in his audience is chatting

Perhaps it is because no one likes you Phillip... hint hint

This man has a business degree

And don't forget that the two marketing classes he took in college taught him a lot and "opened my eyes to the world of advertising and how things really work in the real world". But of course he didn't learn anything from those marketing classes, everything is just bullshit, fake, deceptive and not real and authentic, except Phil.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

So let me get this straight, phil has/had a 10-year plan where in that spam of time he would stabilize himself and eventually find a job. Is he bloody serious? It doesn't take someone with a business degree to see that his plan means shit and he has done 0 leeway, considering that ever since the whole bankruptcy thing,(and the time leading up to it) his begging has increased which means he needs more money to pay more bills (obviously we know its for his crippling addiction) His 10-year plan is a sham, the equivalent of moving the goal a little farther every time he gets close to it. He will always need money in his perpetual bill/debt existence and eventually the noose will tighten so hard that he will either stream until he dies or he will move out to a smaller place in a ghetto and get work in a shit hole and die alone .

The Ten Year Plan is really how much longer Phil expected his parents to live before handing over the millions of dollars they're hoarding from him like so many Wolverine figures.

 

[YokuNama]

This pretty much confirms that no matter how much money you throw this man. It's never enough.

His philosophy is, if you have bills, you're always in debt.

Also, he's never had money in the bank. Bullshit. He's said himself that he was making a whole bunch of money between 2011 and 2013 and then fucked it off on dumb shit. Then he say's that the only time he had a positive net worth was in college.... HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A POSITIVE NET WORTH IN COLLEGE? Unless you're on scholarship or if your parents are paying your way, everybody is in debt in college.

Not to mention, this man makes double the national average for a family household... not a cat and wife that works 20 hours a week... a real family.

I'll never understand how someone can just sit in their house all day and still fuck off thousand apon thousands of dollars. The only options to do that are a drug/alcohol addiction or gambling.

 

[gh0stzero]

This pretty much confirms that no matter how much money you throw this man. It's never enough.

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His philosophy is, if you have bills, you're always in debt.

Also, he's never had money in the bank. Bullshit. He's said himself that he was making a whole bunch of money between 2011 and 2013 and then fucked it off on dumb shit. Then he say's that the only time he had a positive net worth was in college.... HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A POSITIVE NET WORTH IN COLLEGE? Unless you're on scholarship or if your parents are paying your way, everybody is in debt in college.

Not to mention, this man makes double the national average for a family household... not a cat and wife that works 20 hours a week... a real family.

I'll never understand how someone can just sit in their house all day and still fuck off thousand apon thousands of dollars. The only options to do that are a drug/alcohol addiction or gambling.

Banditcam, he goes away with all your money

 

[Jose Cuervo]

This pretty much confirms that no matter how much money you throw this man. It's never enough.

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His philosophy is, if you have bills, you're always in debt.

Also, he's never had money in the bank. Bullshit. He's said himself that he was making a whole bunch of money between 2011 and 2013 and then fucked it off on dumb shit. Then he say's that the only time he had a positive net worth was in college.... HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A POSITIVE NET WORTH IN COLLEGE? Unless you're on scholarship or if your parents are paying your way, everybody is in debt in college.

Not to mention, this man makes double the national average for a family household... not a cat and wife that works 20 hours a week... a real family.

I'll never understand how someone can just sit in their house all day and still fuck off thousand apon thousands of dollars. The only options to do that are a drug/alcohol addiction or gambling.

Mature adult with a business degree doesn’t know what net worth actually is.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Just once I wish his retarded fanbase would punish him for being a manbaby, but that seems to be too much to ask for.

That'll never happen.

Phil trains his whales and wheelchairs to let his antics go unpunished by use of gaslighting and lies. And none of them have the mental capacity to realize that they've been duped. And and the ones that do call it out still suck his cock, but almost never do anything about it; On rare occasions, they'd have the stones to leave and find someone else to watch.

That's kind of how a narcissist works: nothing they do is wrong in their eyes, and they train their enablers to think the very same thing.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Holy shit Phil is the type of person to lay there during sex and have whoever it is do all the work.

All for some pussy that he smashed once in a bluemoon

I think Crooked is right on. Khet would probably have to ride him to consummate the marriage and bet he hasn't had sex since then. I made the consummate joke in another thread awhile ago but it makes sense lol.

"Someone tipped asking me if i would love to be streaming in 10 years. I would love to"
10 year plan on suicide watch

edit: hardcore memoryholing the 10 year plan, feigned ignorance when someone tipped asking about the 10 year plan.

Called it! Man, people had to figure he was going to do this though. He hasn't spoke of the plan since around the time he was filling everybody in about the trip and welfare wedding surprise when he came back to WA.

Edit: Used pigpiggo to double check the 10 year comment and typed in "mom" and the results are ridiculous. Most results are him bringing up mom.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Called it! Man, people had to figure he was going to do this though. He hasn't spoke of the plan since around the time he was filling everybody in about the trip and welfare wedding surprise when he came back to WA.

Let's be fair now: what the hell else can you see Phil doing in ten years?

Answer: exactly what he's doing now. What's he going to do, save for retirement? He doesn't have a real job. Go back into the work force? Nope, he's too stupid for that. He's going to be 60+ years old, childless, unhappily married, and streaming for the rest of his life... or at least until his eventual heart attack.