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And I don't think he'll be able to get back on his feet. He would be waddling like a turtle on its back.
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And I don't think he'll be able to get back on his feet. He would be waddling like a turtle on its back.
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Honestly if you're trying to ruse people and you're so dedicated that you're 500 fucking pounds while recording yourself shitting your pants, you're basically just trolling yourself at that point. He who fights monster's, etc. etc.
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Its a pretty common thing for local PD to post "adverts" for "assassins" in places where gullible durpes will find it.
Which one of you cool guys is trying to scam the dumb fatass?
Many, many, many times somebody hires "an assassin" to kill their husband or wife just to discover that they have been talking with an undercover police officer the whole time.
So Wheezy McPorkPatty could genuinely be trying to purchase the "services" of "an assassin" who genuinely "charges" 5 grand.
How much you wanna bet Fatso McDouchewhistle "negotiated" with the assassin the same way OPL "negotiates" with prostitutes: ie. please do this for free because I am suffering so much because of da twolls.
Funny thing is....if he's a scary badass strikerwolf with guns and everything, why doesn't he just do the assassination himself?
That would be great; like that Patton Oswalt bit about the Soldiers of Fortune guys at the gunshow.
anyhow, the takeaway is this....
Don't hire hitmen off of Craigslist.
You don't need to be Admiral Ackbar to see that this is a trap.
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Yeah i was thinking about old moonface himself. I just have a hard time believing this many people can be this gullible. They get discovered by the farms and in turn learn about us. Then suddenly random strangers that also know about the farms for some reason but totes aren't members contact them and want to help in the jihad. These new friends tell you the most ridiculous stories about what the farms really are, everything from ISIS to the govmint and aliens and without questioning you swallow it hook, line and fanta.
Must be these people that keep the penis enlargement industry going.
EDIT: This just in. I love the burritos, nice touch.
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Well, if I ever feel down about my weight, I can just look at this thread!
Edit: oh shit, that was counted as powerlevel or something? I just meant in general, not 'weh im fat i hate myselfffff'. Woops.
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Edit: oh shit, that was counted as powerlevel or something? I just meant in general, not 'weh im fat i hate myselfffff'. Woops.
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Mmm sweet denial. Or just general stupidity, seeing who we're talking about.
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Striker : " i dunno why Null had to make a thread about me. I was just minding my own business on twitter posting shit..."[first mistake]...while liking babyfur and diapers [second one]...and being fat and stupid [BINGO!] You are the proud winner of a shiny new thread.
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I hope you're not implying that would be a bad thing, because that sounds fuckin' hilarious to me. Like winning the grand prize on America's Funniest Videos hilarious. He rolls back and forth feebly while whining and crying then poops his pants from the exertion. I'd pay to see that. It would be way funnier than anything Hollywood puts out.
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This is the truth and nothing but the truth; if I burn for this, so be it. I feel unclean and tainted and no amount of brain bleach is going to undo what has been seen. I have no regrets. May god have mercy on our souls.
Bonus Shit for you all.
I've stared into the shit abyss; it stared back. Now whatever you guys don't tell NULL about this; Striker was very adamant he doesn't (ahem) find out about this.
Bonus Shit for you all.
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some how i don't think you really love us. the cock thing is kinda believable though
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You know, when someone asks people about their problems with "gays" and they go on about how they don't like dicks touching each other, I always wonder how they feel about lesbians.
Since, you know, back when Chris was a complete homophobe, he always had this special little exception for girls scissoring.
Since, you know, back when Chris was a complete homophobe, he always had this special little exception for girls scissoring.
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Yeah, it's just some random 500+ lb fat guy (they're a dime a dozen) who happens to have a bedroom that looks exactly like his.
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Fess up. Which one of you hacked his Twitter?
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I'm partial to him listing biking as one of his most frequent activities. The idea of the 500+ man who can barely manage to finish a sentence before hyperventilating to death attempting to ride a bike around is beautiful. He'd collapse and pass out trying to get onto the seat.
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