Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[RodgerDodger]

Possibly. See, I'm not convinced Russell is from this Earth. I think he's some hostile alien race's failed attempt to create an infiltration unit and they just turned him loose upon us to see what would happen. You know, I should probably go take my meds now and get off the internet for a bit.

So he's basically Invader Zim? The Aliens sent him here to get rid of him?

 

[DrJonesHat]

So he's basically Invader Zim? The Aliens sent him here to get rid of him?

If you were a member of a technologically advanced civilization, would you want one of your failures hanging around?

 

[moocow]

Or maybe he just never changes clothes.

He only owns one suit, which he never cleans (correctly, anyway).

So he's basically Invader Zim? The Aliens sent him here to get rid of him?

I've never heard of a better reason to launch an armed nuclear weapon towards an alien civilization.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I take my coffee like I take my women.

Cold and on ice.

I take it like I take my negroes, strong, black, and exploited from a third world countries. Because I'm an American, goddamnit.

But we're not talking about coffee, here, really. We're talking about coffee flavored liquid beetus. The studliest drink this side of the bunny ranch.

If you were a member of a technologically advanced civilization, would you want one of your failures hanging around?

The last of the Golgafrinchans.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

He only owns one suit, which he never cleans (correctly, anyway).


I've never heard of a better reason to launch an armed nuclear weapon towards an alien civilization.

Fake news, in addition to the hobo suit he also has the monkey suit.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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What could this possibly be for?

Sounds like one of those fad diets to lose 10 pounds in 3 days by drinking only juice.

Pipsqueak is trying to get his summer beach bod happening and thinks that once he goes to the pool all the ladies will be astounded by how supa sexy he looks with his chiseled abs, massive pecs and oh so studly beard. Meanwhile everybody is playing "stay away from the retard" because he left a grease ring around the pool when he tried to swim.

 

[Little Dark Age]

He also said that the song "Candle in the Wind" which was about Marilyn Monroe(the original version was, he rewrote after Princess Diana died) was proof that Elton John wanted to fuck Marilyn Monroe. Apparently, Russ is the only person in the western world who doesn't know Elton John is a flaming gay man.

Russ witnesses a man possessing theory of mind regarding a woman, and spending time and energy on her, and cannot imagine it can be for any other reason than wanting to bang her. Not even Elton gayer-than-pink-snow John.

 

[Miss Misery]

He likely has one suit. Don't Mormon boys normally get given one for Missionary work.

Missionaries pay for their entire mission themselves, either through saving from after-school jobs, donations from family and friends, or mommy and daddy's funding. The Church pays for nothing, except for locating low-cost housing in the area (and finding nice families in the ward to invite them to dinner).

And it's two suits: https://mormonmissionprep.com/lds-missionary-supplies/clothing-list/

Edit:

Not a soyjak but this was the first thing I thought of when I saw Russes all liquid diet
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Soy Russ showing off his latest music video
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Not enough fingers.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Missionaries pay for their entire mission themselves, either through saving from after-school jobs, donations from family and friends, or mommy and daddy's funding. The Church pays for nothing, except for locating low-cost housing in the area (and finding nice families in the ward to invite them to dinner).

It's kind of splitting hairs to say that they raise funds from their (Mormon) family and friends but "The Church" pays nothing.

 

[Miss Misery]

It's kind of splitting hairs to say that they raise funds from their (Mormon) family and friends but "The Church" pays nothing.

I mean, not really. Their (Mormon) family and friends already tithe 10% to "The Church" and yet still give money to help the kids go on a mission.

Especially considering the LDS Church itself as an entity is worth over $100 billion.

 

[Empyrea]

he wants to get his fuck on with a 10 hot woman who will kiss him in a way that helps with his disability.

Okay. I have been following Russ for years now, even recently reread the entire thread over a week of breaks, but I've just had a moment re: this phrase. Along with me my penis, it's always just been a fun Russism, something I imagined as a mental 'made me feel better about myself' thing.

But suddenly, this time, all I can imagine is some poor prostitute playing cat's cradle with his stupid saggy face to try and force a pucker so she didn't have to kiss his teeth.

Thanks, brain.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

he left a grease ring around the pool when he tried to swim.

This just made me realise, Russ can't swim, can he? He could maybe doggy paddle, but it's pretty risky if he can't close his mouth.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

This just made me realise, Russ can't swim, can he? He could maybe doggy paddle, but it's pretty risky if he can't close his mouth.

May God be merciful and no hot female lifeguard works anywhere nearby.

 

[StinkySnack]

This just made me realise, Russ can't swim, can he? He could maybe doggy paddle, but it's pretty risky if he can't close his mouth.

God, that would be so disgusting. There isn't enough chlorine in the pool to handle all the grimy shit seeping from his body. Just imagine being a hot chick taking a swim when all of a sudden this malformed little goblin comes bobbing up to you with its mouth hanging open, water being sucked into its mouth and then ferociously sprayed back out in rhythm all over your face. "I payyyy hookershh", it croaks at you through foamy spittle filled water. Ugh, and all the crusty shit from his mustache and nose-hairs would turn into a rancid jelly clinging and oozing from his lip. Gross. Some of that slime would get expelled with each watery heave as well...all over you and anyone around you. Probably a foul brown trail following him around the pool as well from his liquid diet pouring out of his gaping moebius butthole. I'd rather swim with a shark.

On a more pleasant note, I think @StraightShooter2 has been thread-banned. Hopefully for good.

 

[Hamsteroid]

This just made me realise, Russ can't swim, can he? He could maybe doggy paddle, but it's pretty risky if he can't close his mouth.

He can do anything he sets his mind to - even become a lifeguard.

 

[DrJonesHat]

On a more pleasant note, I think @StraightShooter2 has been thread-banned. Hopefully for good.

Reading comprehension was obviously not one of his strong suits. I thought he might be a troll, but then he commented that Russ was posting about some sports team with Golden in the name when he was obviously posting about golden retrievers since there was one in the photo. I think he's just not very good at understanding what he reads. Much like Russ in fact.

 

[Ghjkl63]

On a more pleasant note, I think @StraightShooter2 has been thread-banned. Hopefully for good.

Shame, it was fun watching them get dragged for being an idiot

 

[Offensive User Name]

I'm currently reading through the thread, so I'm not up to date yet, but one thing annoys me enough to post.
And that is that Russ constantly insist that he is a "9 out of 10".
And when confronted about it not being true, he tries to justify it with "I'm 9 out of 10 for a disabled guy".
Now, the point scale of attractivness is bullshit in itself, since attractivness is subjective and all that crap, but even if you use it, like Russ do, this doesn't really makes sense.
He's basicly saying that "I may be a 1 out of 10, but among every 1 out of 10, I am a 9 out of 10". Or rather "I look good for an ugly guy". It makes the whole statement moot.
And it's not even his disgusting gremlin face that scares away everyone anyway.

 

[StinkySnack]

I'm currently reading through the thread, so I'm not up to date yet, but one thing annoys me enough to post.
And that is that Russ constantly insist that he is a "9 out of 10".
And when confronted about it not being true, he tries to justify it with "I'm 9 out of 10 for a disabled guy".
Now, the point scale of attractivness is bullshit in itself, since attractivness is subjective and all that crap, but even if you use it, like Russ do, this doesn't really makes sense.
He's basicly saying that "I may be a 1 out of 10, but among every 1 out of 10, I am a 9 out of 10". Or rather "I look good for an ugly guy". It makes the whole statement moot.
And it's not even his disgusting gremlin face that scares away everyone anyway.

I dunno. I get the impression that he thinks he’s actually an attractive guy, but that women won’t date him because he can’t move his mouth.

I know we like to do the whole "It's whats inside that makes him unattractive" thing here, but he has no problem tearing others down for their appearance. Let’s be honest, even compared to other guys with moebius, Russ is extremely ugly. His poor hygiene takes it to another level. Aside from the fact that he's a shitty person, he is absolutely physically hideous. One of the ugliest little manlets I've ever seen. He barely looks like a human being.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Let’s be honest, even compared to other guys with moebius, Russ is extremely ugly. His poor hygiene takes it to another level.

He would be unattractive even without his disability. Add in his poor grooming and repulsive personality and you get what I call an anti-Casanova. You know guys who can attract women just by entering the room, even without doing anything? Russ is the opposite of that. He can make even the ugly, fat girls scramble for cover.