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Yeah but you don't have your birthday parties dedicated to those things at 5.
Maybe in the 80's.
I mean, they made a fucking Robocop cartoon, so why the hell not?
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Yeah but you don't have your birthday parties dedicated to those things at 5.
I'm waiting for the fnaf cartoon show that will totally happen because how could it not
EDIT: I figure it's time for the first installment of:
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S MASTERPIECE THEATRE
I watched the Elm Street movies and Creepshow when I was about 6 or 7. Nothing has changed.
Yeah kid's have always been attracted to age-inappropriate horror. For example how many little Jason's and Freddy Krueger's do you see running around every Halloween?
I think it teaches kids that they shouldnt go near furries or else they'll try to kidnap them and put them in a fur suit.Shouldn't kids in preschool be a fan of Dora the Explorer or something, and not FNAF? At least that franchise is educational, teaching Spanish and shit. It even has a fox in it like FNAF does!
EDIT: Wait...FNAF is educational. The overarching lesson? Don't follow strangers to isolated places, especially at Chuck E. Cheese's. Because then they will kill you by shoving you into an animatronic suit, and then you will be a ghost haunting the scary animatronic suit forever. The end.
I have a question:
Why is the fox so damn popular? People (read: DA creeps) seem to think he has this dark personality, but last time I checked none of the characters in the game had any personality. They're just things that try and kill you.
I don't know if anyone has brought this guy up yet, but there's this YouTuber called "Smike" who shits out tons of Five Nights related top 10 lists. He's not a lolcow or anything, but he seems to be a significant factor for the hardcore fans. To get a sense of his standards of quality, some quick YouTube scrolling reveals some of his video titles:
-Top 10 Facts About Freddy
-Top 10 Theories About Freddy
-Top 10 Foxy Fanart
-Top 10 Cupcake Facts
I saw a few of his videos, and they're basically the same thing over and over again: just stating facts he found on Reddit or Tumblr.
The reason I bring this guy up is because his comments section in the epitome of FNaF sperging: one third is people bitching at him for milking the Five Nights games, one third is people defending him for milking FNaF games (nearly all of these comments start with "Attention, haters!"), and one third is people admitting they only watch this guy's crap for the comments section.
Just a quick scroll through the comments on one of his videos is a great showcase of how dumb the fandom can get. Oh, and there's tons of over analyzing random shit in the game there, too.
Oh, he's definitely milking the hell out of it. But every single anti-Smike comment has become a "Smilk" pun (seriously), and it's become just as annoying as the people who defend him.I can't blame the people getting angry at him milking the franchise.
The guy's got 1,000,000 subscribers already, and all he's done is talk about FNAF.
There are people who got popular via FNAF that I think are cool, like phillip-bankss, but this is a tad bit outrageous.
Whelp, I take my post back.Oh, he's definitely milking the hell out of it. But every single anti-Smike comment has become a "Smilk" pun (seriously), and it's become just as annoying as the people who defend him.
Trust me, you don't want to see how dumb the comments have gotten. Here's a breakdown from looking at the comments of a few of his videos:Whelp, I take my post back.
If they're making shitty puns repeatedly, they're milking the joke just like he's milking the franchise.
Well my friend, that could summarize most of youtube, to be honest.Trust me, you don't want to see how dumb the comments have gotten. Here's a breakdown from looking at the comments of a few of his videos:
-Smilk jokes
-People skipping the "milk" part and just writing "moo" (seriously, this exists)
-People saying stop the Smilk jokes
-People saying stop saying stop the Smilk jokes (again, this is real)
-Actual requests for more shitty videos
-"I just came here for he comments hur hur lolz"
It's really sad.
Well I mean the Resident Evil movies are pretty successful, and there's been some other moderate successes out there.I just can't wait for the FNAF movie! Because everyone knows that video game movies aren't doomed from the start...
Well I mean the Resident Evil movies are pretty successful, and there's been some other moderate successes out there.
The FNAF fandom will probably overanalyze the movie a
I don't care how talented the movie director is, I don't think there is any way for the movie to please the fans. 1) these people are too attached to their head canons and 2) these people will over analyze the hell out of the movie and nitpick for minor details to complain about.The Resident Evil movies where successful in terms of box office success, but I do believe that most fans of the games hated them.
The FNAF movie, like other video game movie, will just be an attempt at cash grab, taking advantage of a popular franchise and milking it for all it's worth. Not to mention that the fans will overanalyze every detail of it like they do with the games 'story' and sperg out when it doesn't live up to their expectations.