Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

A horrifying thought from 4chan last night: What if Jazz got fat on purpose so the extra skin after weight loss can be harvested and used to repair things enough to let him live a normal-ish life?
I’m now imagining an arm roll up between Jazz’s scarred the fuck up legs. Fuck you for that imagery.

Pretty positive that Jazz got fat because his child brain tells him to just eat and eat to cope, though. They show some of his binges on the show and there’s one where he’s eating a jar of Nutella and pretzels in the car immediately after going to Publix, for example.
 
Pretty positive that Jazz got fat because his child brain tells him to just eat and eat to cope

I don't think it's necessarily a child-brain thing. I think he just lives in a world where he is stressed, isolated, and under constant pressure with a famous/social media family where he has no privacy or any real choice in his life. He eats because it's comforting, but it could just as easily be drugs or alcohol if he actually had friends who weren't clout leeches.

Jazz might be a brat but I feel for him. While it is hard being the unfavorite of a narcissistic parent, it is arguably worse to be the favorite.
 
Oh good god. I just realized one of Jazz' recent TikTok captions has all the family's usernames in it:
Behind the Scenes of “I am Jazz!” 💗#iamjazz @griffenjennings @sander_jennings @jeanette_jennings @arishay24
Looks like no one except Sander has updated in a while, but here are some selections from the sideshow:

griffenjennings
Griffen · 2020-8-28
When @sander_jennings continues to call you every day but your busy in the law school books🤷🏻‍♂️ #doingme #supportingu #foryou #identicaltwins #HSM
original sound - Kylie

griffenjennings
Griffen · 2020-8-12
Enjoyed my last few days of summer with @sander_jennings 🍻 #cheers #brothers #summertime #frozen #twoforyou #foryou
original sound - Griffen

jeanette_jennings
Jeanette Jennings · 2-27
I love my children! @sander_jennings ❌⭕
original sound - Samit
Also LMAO @ Ari
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"I may be contractually obligated to have a TikTok account, but I don't see anything about actually using it."



an arm roll up
At this point it might actually be a.... stomach roll.
Ba-dum tsch
 
I don't think it's necessarily a child-brain thing. I think he just lives in a world where he is stressed, isolated, and under constant pressure with a famous/social media family where he has no privacy or any real choice in his life. He eats because it's comforting, but it could just as easily be drugs or alcohol if he actually had friends who weren't clout leeches.

Jazz might be a brat but I feel for him. While it is hard being the unfavorite of a narcissistic parent, it is arguably worse to be the favorite.
Yeah, you’re right. I was mostly just thinking about how stunted Jazz is not only physically but mentally. If you watch the show he gets into meltdowns a lot. You tell him no or don’t give him instant gratification and he just starts sobbing. There’s definitely a nurture factor in this but those puberty blockers did absolutely no good to him. They fucked him up exactly like the poison they are.
 
That it's sad that Jazz is exploited by everybody and that those videos and performances keep him from killing himself are both -sadly- true statements.

If Jazz wasn't receiving constant validation would probably put him in a worse position he is now. Those videos are also the only exercise he does. It's tragic, but it's what we have now...
 
Jazz can't even get a seatbelt to sit properly over the toobs anymore... it's going into his armpit. Even he knows he isn't going to lose the weight at this rate. He's just along for the miserable ride.
As they have confirmed his weight is also due to the many hormones he takes, then he's never losing weight in the same way someone healthier would. Exercise and a diet help, but the hormone problem needs to be dealt with too.
 
Tess Holiday is the only 600 pound person who went on to have anorexia after being 600 pounds, and Tess Holiday was actually lying. You can tell just by looking at Tess Holiday that she is too fat to have anorexia.

What if Tess holiday lost a bunch of weight like 450 pounds and was like the hottest girl ever? You know they say never knock it until you try it.
 
What if Tess holiday lost a bunch of weight like 450 pounds and was like the hottest girl ever? You know they say never knock it until you try it.
If she lost the weight, she’d still be disgusting. You eat the roll, you pay the toll. No matter how much skin removal you get, you’ll always look like a freak.
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In a stunning and brave move, Jazz bares it all and gives us his excuses for being fat.

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Jazz reminds me of Vicky Pollard from Little Britain or more simply a fat man in drag.
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Apparently, Jazz wasn't the only who had an exploding crotch.

Coincidentally, it's within the same timeframe.

“It’s not there, I don’t know where it went, it’s not there any more.”

@Null needs to put this as a banner quote NOW.

“I’m really stressed out. Things have not gone the way I wanted it to with the surgery. I know I've always said it looks great, except it doesn’t. It’s not the result I really expected.”

This is like Frankenstein’s monster going up to a mirror expecting to look like a young Robert Redford.

Then the crazy LGBT mafia comes and takes one look at your hideous form only to turn around to say to every normal person viewing this train wreck
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What if Tess holiday lost a bunch of weight like 450 pounds and was like the hottest girl ever? You know they say never knock it until you try it.
Tess Holiday would still be a "sassy" trailer park train wreck even without the loose skin. Jazz would still be an emotionally stunted manchild with a horrifying family.
 
If you've ever wondered what the crew looks like:

sander_jennings
Sander Jennings · 4h ago
WE ARE COMING BACK! 😝 #iamjazz @tlctv @jazzjennings @griffenjennings @arishay24 @jeanette_jennings #tlcfamily #realitytv
Fabulous - Molls 🦋 ◟̽◞̽
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Honestly, I'm a little surprised the crew willingly showed their faces. I would not want to be recognizably attached to this rainbow shitpile family. I suppose they are either true believers or just vultures who don't give a fuck about Fat Jazz the Castrated One. Imagine the content these people have left on the cutting room floor? Besides Jaron's weiner badum tsss
 
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