The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Isaac Clarke]

TENACIOUS UNICORN RANCH IS NOT A 501(c)(3) CHARITY THEY'RE A FOR PROFIT LLC. (LLC'S CANNOT BE 501(c)(3)'s IN COLORADO)

Oh, they're fuuuuuuuuuuucked. I doubt even troons are protected from the wrath of the taxman.

 

[stupid frog]

Death and taxes. Some people deserve both.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

So all this talk of money got me to do some math on how much their feed ration probably costs. I'm putting the grazing value at zero, at we've all seen pictures of the land. I'm doing the math assuming they have a recommended ration, which is probably fair considering the alpacas don't seem to be starving, though it's hard to tell if they are feeding an appropriate amount of premix. Also, I am putting the herd size at 150 since we haven't had a headcount recently.

So to start is the premix. Premix is a supplement you purchase and add to your hay, it contains all the little things, basically a multivitamin you mix in. I'm using Alpaca~Llama Maintenance Pellet from this retailer www.alpacasrus.com/feed as that is what is stocked at their local veterinary clinic. The price listed is 20.00$/50lb, and an alpaca is expected to eat ~0.5 pounds a day. Some basic math, 150 x .5 x 365 = 27375 pounds used in a year. It is 40 cents a pound so that is 10,950$ dollars of premix a year

Next is the hay, the main bulk of alpaca diet. In a ration this provides energy as the alpaca digests it using it's three stomachs. Alpaca eat 3 pounds a day, and one ton of alfalfa silage is 200$. I got that price from this listing allhay.com/states/colorado/ 3 x 150 x 365 is 164,250 pound. Divided by 2000 to convert we get 82 tons. So the price of hay for a years ration is 16,425$

Put together this means one year of feeding the alpacas costs somewhere around 27,375$

I have my doubts that the yarn sales will cover that.

 

[Gone Ham]

So all this talk of money got me to do some math on how much their feed ration probably costs. I'm putting the grazing value at zero, at we've all seen pictures of the land. I'm doing the math assuming they have a recommended ration, which is probably fair considering the alpacas don't seem to be starving, though it's hard to tell if they are feeding an appropriate amount of premix. Also, I am putting the herd size at 150 since we haven't had a headcount recently.

So to start is the premix. Premix is a supplement you purchase and add to your hay, it contains all the little things, basically a multivitamin you mix in. I'm using Alpaca~Llama Maintenance Pellet from this retailer www.alpacasrus.com/feed as that is what is stocked at their local veterinary clinic. The price listed is 20.00$/50lb, and an alpaca is expected to eat ~0.5 pounds a day. Some basic math, 150 x .5 x 365 = 27375 pounds used in a year. It is 40 cents a pound so that is 10,950$ dollars of premix a year

Next is the hay, the main bulk of alpaca diet. In a ration this provides energy as the alpaca digests it using it's three stomachs. Alpaca eat 3 pounds a day, and one ton of alfalfa silage is 200$. I got that price from this listing allhay.com/states/colorado/ 3 x 150 x 365 is 164,250 pound. Divided by 2000 to convert we get 82 tons. So the price of hay for a years ration is 16,425$

Put together this means one year of feeding the alpacas costs somewhere around 27,375$

I have my doubts that the yarn sales will cover that.

Their own troon Feed ration is also probably around 3 pounds a day

 

[El Mundo Dios]

Make up your fucking mind, Bonnie.
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I can't edit the post anymore, but here's the archives just in case.

I also found this.

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[Meiwaku]

I can't edit the post anymore, but here's the archives just in case.

I also found this.
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I wanna see the troon trust

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I can't edit the post anymore, but here's the archives just in case.

I also found this.
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I don't think fat Paul quite gets how this all works. I could get an LLC for running Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, a 501(c)(3) to "provide a safe haven for vulnerable folx" - THEY COULD START DOING CHARITABLE WORK ANY DAY JUST LIKE HOW KEV'S VAG&CLIT NERVES COULD WAKE UP ANY DAY Y'ALL - but how the fuck does a trust come into all this? They're nowhere near big enough for the Standard Oil kind of trust, and the settlor/trustee kind is unnecessarily complicated for their rinky-dink operation. Not to mention how their shitshow would be full of conflicts of interest and their financial/economical adventures might constitute as embezzlement.

Wedge certainly isn't the only clown in the Kevisphere.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I don't think fat Paul quite gets how this all works. I could get an LLC for running Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, a 501(c)(3) to "provide a safe haven for vulnerable folx" - THEY COULD START DOING CHARITABLE WORK ANY DAY JUST LIKE HOW KEV'S VAG&CLIT NERVES COULD WAKE UP ANY DAY Y'ALL - but how the fuck does a trust come into all this? They're nowhere near big enough for the Standard Oil kind of trust, and the settlor/trustee kind is unnecessarily complicated for their rinky-dink operation. Not to mention how their shitshow would be full of conflicts of interest and their financial/economical adventures might constitute as embezzlement.

Wedge certainly isn't the only clown in the Kevisphere.

An LLC and a charitable, for something their size? One single poorly considered/justified transfer, and they'll be in the shit with the law and the taxman. I'm no financial law expert, but if the LLC is the official owner of the property, any of the vehicles, etc, but its being paid for and funded via the 501, they're fucked. The taxman does not look kindly upon using a deliberately unprofitable corporate entity as a tax writeoff vehicle for another organization. And if the LLC is putting anyone on its payroll, and doing so with funds from the 501, that's probably embezzlement atop of it, draining out funds from the 501.

Really, there's no good reason to have the LLC in their position, when the vast majority of your revenue is charitable and there's no evidence that will ever change. The math on feed alone is all the evidence that's needed, that already exceeds their yarn revenues. Then factor in that, barring animal negligence, they're going to have vets coming in to test and check the herd, and I really doubt they're doing the regular nail trimming themselves, bringing experts in for that can add up quick as well.

 

[White Devil]

Oh, they're fuuuuuuuuuuucked. I doubt even troons are protected from the wrath of the taxman.

No one is. If you fuck the tax man, he will fuck you back 10 times harder and it doesn't matter how many twitter troon trenders scream about it.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The IRS is so underfunded right now I can't be as optimistic as you guys all are about anything befalling the tranchers with this.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

The IRS is so underfunded right now I can't be as optimistic as you guys all are about anything befalling the tranchers with this.

There's two things the US Government is good at. Collecting money, and pissing it away. The IRS having a capacity shortage is more liable to increase the odds of a heavy audit of the tranchers than not, as they'll see the LLC/501 cross and immediately throw a red flag and not bother with "Well maybe its actually legit lets check before sending the auditors". The taxman knows no fear, for he knows exactly how many resources you have at your disposal, and he knows he always has more.

 

[Ghostse]

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(Posted by Salina unironically aka the troonsicle Kevin's new and 8th gf)

i also feel this belongs in the OP

THAT LAMB'S TAIL IS STILL ATTACHED YOU FUCKING MONSTERS
unless they are just gonna turn it into leg of lamb I guess.

Also I was under the impression that keeping chickens and ducks together was a bad idea.

Both birds are sort of aggressive and have different needs, but they can share the same enclosure if there is enough space to keep them from getting aggro at each other, as they are usually more deadly to others of their species.
Usually you don't keep them together because
a) reliance on water keeps Ducks/geese near the water source, so they won't wander too far. Chickens will go fuck off into the brush if they can.
b) adult ducks/geese are usually big and mean enough to make any daylight predator fuck off (they are vulnerable at night where they can get crept up on while sleeping), while chickens will get snatched at all hours of the day.

So you just sort of need to roughly pen in ducks/geese, but chickens need fencing they can't just fly over and that predators can't bypass.

Also Ducks/Geese like to graze and nibble, chickens like to scratch and peck. If you don't move your chickens around, they are as hard on the ground as Troons are and you'll have a scraggly dusty run, which your ducks and geese won't be fond since its not just dusty when they are wet from swimming, but it means they grass they want to nibble on gets torn up.
Please note the lack of green grass for the aquatic fowl to eat.

tl;dr As suprise to no one, what the troons are doing to their animals is not animal abuse, but its negligent beyond a few simple oversights.
I'm a carnivore and no friend of PETA, but FFS there are simple fixes that cost you nearly nothing and reduce stress on your lifestock.

 

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@0 1 paging u for this

Sorry, forum is imploding.

Added to the OP as a giant subheading because I'm still kind of okay with being alive so I don't want to do a rewrite.

 

[JY's Tampon]

So if the tranch were a 501c(3) wouldn't some of the people donating thousands of dollars want the tax write off? Why go through GFM? Is there a way that GFM gives them a letter?

 

[hot hot leg]

New Tranch Perma Resident or Just Visitor???

For those of you unaware, Kevin has a new Girlfriend who is a newly trooned troon named Salina Grey who is currently at the Tranch and awaiting their SDI benefits and is homeless. He's allegedly a single father of four kids (who he posts on Twitter, no I'm not reposting a child here or anything about his kids because it feels weird and fucked up) and the oldest is at least old enough to code a game, another is currently 4. He and Kevin got a hotel together for amholing.

He has left his children with someone to be car homeless and go fuck Kevin and Tranch. ( Chronological Order)

Also: The comic that cracked his egg was the same one with the Kevin tweet
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[Hell yeah dude]

x

 

[Neko GF]

Philip acknowledging K*w*F*rms (via Retweet):

https://twitter.com/CentralOrdnance/status/1410729661898780672 (Archive)

 

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Philip acknowledging K*w*F*rms (via Retweet):
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https://twitter.com/CentralOrdnance/status/1410729661898780672 (Archive)

Oh no, Kiwifarms is down? Thanks for the heads up, Philip.

 

[Neko GF]

Oh no, Kiwifarms is down? Thanks for the heads up, Philip.

Right now, the forum's about as stable as his ranch's electrical systems. Sad!

 

[DemonicMustache]

There's two things the US Government is good at. Collecting money, and pissing it away. The IRS having a capacity shortage is more liable to increase the odds of a heavy audit of the tranchers than not, as they'll see the LLC/501 cross and immediately throw a red flag and not bother with "Well maybe its actually legit lets check before sending the auditors". The taxman knows no fear, for he knows exactly how many resources you have at your disposal, and he knows he always has more.

I am not sure who they are getting their legal advice from, but shoveling money among various entities doesn't seem like a crackerjack move. Let's see their books. Who paid the shearers, fo example? I suspect the trust holds title to the real estate.