DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ZehnBoat]

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RPG (text only, no voices, so hours of reading)

RPG (text only, no voices, so hours of reading)

I thought he was a variety streamer. I thought more than one game of the same type would keep attendance and donations low.

DOOD I CANT PLAY DIVINITY CUZ IM ALREADY PLAYING AN RPG

anyway time to play several rpgs

 

[PutridElephant]

(Yet another) BEGATHON INCOMING!
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He forgot Divinity

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Can anyone familiar with Danganrompa tell me if these little 'hangout' things he's doing with the characters are actually required to beat the game? It looked like it was basically a dating sim or Persona social link where you have to pick a gift and then you have a scene with that character to get their backstory or develop their character. Is Phil actively stalling the game despite complaining the game is too long and that this is the slow part of the game but he's sure it's going to pick up soon?

 

[Draventren]

Aluddapeepol in the replies are bitching about the shitty selection on display and he told one of them that he's completely factually wrong.
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I will never get enough of his tweeting or any time he types. There's a lot you can tell about someone by the way they write, and the words they use. Speaking as someone with an ambivalent vocabulary, one that has been gorged by many parsecs spent alleviating books, with the penultimate experience of reading Tolkien's inseminated classics, the "Viscount of Rounds" series, and yes I DO mean the whole trilogical account, I can soothsay about people's choices in the written language.

This nigga uses so many of what I call "essay" words. Those are the words that you put in essays because you want them to sound professional and hopefully using a vocabulary like this will impress your prof. I think it's really apparent when he pulls shit like that tweet. "More rage means more trollling, but almost never equates to contributions" is probably the worst way to say that. It's awkward, it's clunky, and most important of all, it just reeks to anyone who reads it that you're desperately trying to seem smarter than you actually are, because instead of saying something much simpler, and easier to read, your insecurity had to shine through.

DSP is actually an excellent character study if you ever plan on doing anything creative, especially something with a plot. He's an example of an perfectly written minor villain, who thinks way to highly of himself.

Can we please go through this incredible hamburger helper rant?
>my wife said "oh let me do something quick
>because i have to work today
>so here's something you can make at home
Bro it's a mom telling her lil baby you gona have to be satisfied with dino nuggies, mommy has to go and make real money with her big girl job.

>it says it's quick, by the way hamburger helper is NAHT quick, i'll tell you in a moment
Once more Phil is bamboozled by writing on packets. 2 minute cup noodle? Uh it took me 15 minutes to film this you dumb fuck. Wait a second, X-treme barbecue chips? This taste like the same barbecue chips I've been eating that weren't X-treme!

>now she said her favorite is the italian shell. now i've never had the italian shell. when my mommy made hamburger helper she made stroganoff and cheeseburger
No comment necessary.

The only times I've ever eaten hamburger helper is when I'm blackout drunk and even then I remember it doesn't take an hour. Hamburger helper is easymac but meat. Phil fucked up easymac.

>I burned my mouth. My tongue's completely burned. It took me 20 minutes to eat it and it was still hot. When I was eating the last piece it was still hot
This hungry hungry hippo burned his mouth and went OW and then kept shovelling frozen bullshit into his funnel and burning himself because mm tasty plastic food.

>As I'm eating it i realize it's one of the most disgusting things I've ever eaten in my life
Heh

>they call it Italian, there's no tomato, there's no oregano
This shows how easy it is to blow Phil's mind with an authentic italian x. Put tomato paste from a can and sprinkle some oregano on that nigger, he's convinced it's made by Tony Soprano.

>as I was eating this I was like "I don't want to eat this but it's all I have. But I forced it down."
Remember to donate. Phil is starving because his wife made him burn Hamburger Helper.

>What I'm hoping is that my wife agrees with me and not that she actually likes that
I've never cared what my gfs ate. This is weird to me and may be something about his relationship. Very infantile. Very "I hope mommy doesn't cook me this" vibe.

This entire rant about what amounts to a microwaveable meal was combined with heavy rocking and wild bug eyes. I hope more people ask Phil about random childish things like this. Maybe next time we can get his take on instant coffee or mouthwash.

I love how retarded everyone here is about this stuff, and it's not just me. One of the funniest parts of that whole thing to me was that it took him an hour to cook hamburger helper, 100% because he cooked the meat separately and either immediately before, or after he cooked the pasta all the way. If you're that concerned after taking a bite that there isn't enough oregano, fucking toss some on. You're an authentic Italian Phil, do you not have some clubhouse oregano sitting somewhere?

I think it's really funny combined with his recent Indian food jerk off session. In the same time it takes him to cook his hamburger helper meal, I have a recipe that will make a solid chicken curry. But that would be an actual skill and maybe something he could use to please Kat, so fuck that shit.

 

[PutridElephant]

Can anyone familiar with Danganrompa tell me if these little 'hangout' things he's doing with the characters are actually required to beat the game? It looked like it was basically a dating sim or Persona social link where you have to pick a gift and then you have a scene with that character to get their backstory or develop their character. Is Phil actively stalling the game despite complaining the game is too long and that this is the slow part of the game but he's sure it's going to pick up soon?

They're not required to beat the game but they are required to advance the clock.

It's less this and more him stalling by putting too much thought into what is a good gift and the controller down rehash of the guide he read to make him look so smart stream of consciousness khammentary

 

[Balr0g]

As useless as Phil is at everything he does, part of me thinks he purposely made that HH as bad as possible just so he can say "See? I can't be trusted to make my own food. Nuh huh". He's obviously not happy with Kat's cooking lately so maybe he's using tried and true pignosis on her so she'll step it up since he doesn't have any balls to actually confront her about the declining meal quality. Maybe I'm looking into it too much, but something seems off about the whole HH rant. Where did the wife that loves to cook so much go?

Maybe Khet is being unhappy with him bringing in less and less money and is now looking for ways to make him suffer. Since Phil loves food so much she now can pull on that string. If only she would take away his phone to stomp his lasdt pleasure in life: WWE gatcha

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I like how he flipped the no mentioning money script and is doubling down on the begging. Sounds like a good 4th and always remember Dave is "immortal".

Ironically things really went to shit the day he added that to his twitter handle.

 

[CCheelai]

Maybe Khet is being unhappy with him bringing in less and less money and is now looking for ways to make him suffer. Since Phil loves food so much she now can pull on that string. If only she would take away his phone to stomp his lasdt pleasure in life: WWE gatcha

Unfortunately, as great as that would be, there's a browser version and the account is linked to his email. So even if Kat stomped that phone and wiped out DSP's fuel for happiness in life, he'd just get another one, likely using his fans' money as always.

 

[Squidfucker]

DSP is gonna show his tard rage again next year probably, there's a new fromsoft game coming out which means he's gonna get unnaturally angry, be rewarded for being whiny by his paypiggys and waste their money on something unimportant and thus the cycle will begin again.
By the way is DSP playing a character? Like is he being intentionally stupid and whiny or is that just how he's like? Kinda like wings of redemption. Cause I've watched the guy for years and I'm still confused by it.

 

[AckedyAckTheSecond]

DSP is gonna show his tard rage again next year probably, there's a new fromsoft game coming out which means he's gonna get unnaturally angry, be rewarded for being whiny by his paypiggys and waste their money on something unimportant and thus the cycle will begin again.
By the way is DSP playing a character? Like is he being intentionally stupid and whiny or is that just how he's like? Kinda like wings of redemption. Cause I've watched the guy for years and I'm still confused by it.

Going by the descriptions of his friends (that he doesn't have anymore), the FGC members and anyone that has ever known him: he's a legitimate whiny cunt.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

By the way is DSP playing a character? Like is he being intentionally stupid and whiny or is that just how he's like? Kinda like wings of redemption. Cause I've watched the guy for years and I'm still confused by it.

He's not a good enough actor to play anything much beyond a smugger version of himself.

I think during his FGC days he tried to play a kayfabe persona of himself, which carried over into his early YT days. I believe once he had money and Leanna and Phil's Mature Adult Life Version 1.0 was up and running and totally never going to go off the rails you guys, Phil began to buy into his own bullshit, and entered yet another vicious cycle. LTG sorta fell into this too, but I think LTG has some other exacerbating issues.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Surprised he is begging at 2am he has been doing pretty good lately with tips hasn't he? Does he think people really want to watch an RPG for a marathon? (fallout is kind of an exception). I just saw on twitter his daily bills are 9k a month.

 

[gaarashatan]

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thats what i was thinking
like does the dude not even realize its july 4th. did he forget people light fireworks on this day cause hes been a shutin for the last 15+ yrs? and why, why even check. his neighbors got shot or something is what hes thinking? dafuq is he going to do dood, call the police?! have men in his home questioning him?!?!?! no no no. hes going to sit back down and play vidya gamez and try to ignore literally everything thats happening outside his house. so again, i cant believe he even got up to fkin check

 

[UncleFuckAss]

How long before he digs out those old boxes of project 7 tshirts and tries to use them as an incentive again?

 

[Jonny Rico]

Unlike many here, I don't hate DSP. I don't hate him anymore than I would hate the baddy in a soap opera or a film. All this should be for any of us is a guilty pleasure where we come and discuss and document the daily life of a pigroach.

>B-but Gringo, don't you care he's ripping off actual wheelchairs and kiddies?
Yeah so and what? To me the responsibility lies with the parents and/or carers to at least monitor a little bit the kind of media they're consuming, and if you're an adult who drops money on him then I don't care, spend it however you want, you've earned it after all.

Maybe your sons and daughters watch Dark without your knowledge. Maybe the offspring of a Kiwi are one of his paypigs. That WOULD be an interesting story arc!

 

[Balr0g]

By the way is DSP playing a character? Like is he being intentionally stupid and whiny or is that just how he's like? Kinda like wings of redemption. Cause I've watched the guy for years and I'm still confused by it.

If his FGC days are a hint then he is a "internet tough guy" You know great at shit talking behind a monitor but a weak cunt irl. Why do you think he talked Viscant into "doing d-x cross chops" instead of a real fight? Or the time he was accosted by Jahar? He is all talk and no strength behind it to back it up

 

[AckedyAckTheSecond]

Somewhat unrelated, but I was having some Mutahar videos play in the background and holy shit, wtf is it with Youtube that brings out the lowlifes? He was talking about some washed up youtuber that made a video:

> Used to popular
> Isn't anymore
> Doesn't write his own scripts
> Doesn't edit his own videos
> Pays other people to do it for him
> Content has thus become dogshit
> Blames subscribers/youtube's algorithm/youtube in general for not making money

Some quotes: "I only made 100 dollars of adsense off that video. (...) I talked to people about this behind the scenes. (...) I can't continue for much longer like this. I hope this video doesn't trend (I wonder why)"

Sound familiar? This worthless beggar Phil-way-of-life is just becoming widespread on the cancer that is Twitch and Youtube.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Maybe Khet is being unhappy with him bringing in less and less money and is now looking for ways to make him suffer. Since Phil loves food so much she now can pull on that string. If only she would take away his phone to stomp his lasdt pleasure in life: WWE gatcha

Someone on this thread said Khet was also a gacha whale, Is there any evidence of this?

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Do Americans get money as gifts for 4th July?

Phils tried getting his fans to donate their christmas gift money to him before maybe he's hoping to get some wheelchair bux for 4th July.

Alotta of peepul like already got to it okay???? Everyone that already answered are correct, Usually no money. It's more family gatherings and decent fireworks you can legally buy unless your state hates freedom.

 

[gaarashatan]

Unlike many here, I don't hate DSP. I don't hate him anymore than I would hate the baddy in a soap opera or a film. All this should be for any of us is a guilty pleasure where we come and discuss and document the daily life of a pigroach.

>B-but Gringo, don't you care he's ripping off actual wheelchairs and kiddies?
Yeah so and what? To me the responsibility lies with the parents and/or carers to at least monitor a little bit the kind of media they're consuming, and if you're an adult who drops money on him then I don't care, spend it however you want, you've earned it after all.

Maybe your sons and daughters watch Dark without your knowledge. Maybe the offspring of a Kiwi are one of his paypigs. That WOULD be an interesting story arc!

sure its fun to mock phil for his dumbness but hes easy to hate. dude literally takes advantage of people with critical thinking problems/downs. its not hard to hate that