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Meiwaku said:
Outdoor pallet shower streaming!
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At least we'd know Kevin would actually be bathing that way
Law said:
I hope so. I've had trouble visualizing the heap of scrapwood actually acting as a shower. Like how does it work? Watching Kevin try to stream from it will answer these questions.
Also, high stakes danger from the probability of splinters.
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I'd mostly be excited to see if it worked. Jarrod is apparently left to do his own thing, mostly fucking around with his "permaculture" projects that we never see anything about (and don't seem to have had any impact on the level of vegetation on the tranch). We only recently learned that the ducks and chickens that Jarrod brought in are still alive, and all they've got are two buckets of water and not much else despite plans for some sort of lovely fowl enclosure.

Would not be surprised if the shower is non functional/is completely unheated/somehow gives electric shocks. It was designed for the feudal serfs of the Tranch to use as they're not permitted into the actual bathrooms of the tranch house, but there's no evidence anyone uses it.
 
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AssignedEva said:
At least we'd know Kevin would actually be bathing that way

I'd mostly be excited to see if it worked. Jarrod is apparently left to do his own thing, mostly fucking around with his "permaculture" projects that we never see anything about (and don't seem to have had any impact on the level of vegetation on the tranch). We only recently learned that the ducks and chickens that Jarrod brought in are still alive, and all they've got are two buckets of water and not much else despite plans for some sort of lovely fowl enclosure.

Would not be surprised if the shower is non functional/is completely unheated/somehow gives electric shocks. It was designed for the feudal serfs of the Tranch to use as they're not permitted into the actual bathrooms of the tranch house, but there's no evidence anyone uses it.
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I know not everyone follows the Tranch thread so here's the Afformentioned shower that Jarrod built infront of his camper. I think this would be excellent to stream from:

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Bonus building which was dubbed "the stairway to Kevin"
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eDove said:
For a bunch of men you'd think they'd be better at building shit.
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These are not men.

These are professional leeches and/or rich kids larping off of parental and societal gibs.

-Penny was gifted the first Tranch property by his parents which he sold for a profit before going to the new Tranch.
-Bonnie's mom cosigned on the Tranch lease meaning she is liable for payment if penny and bonnie can't do it
-Bonnie has indicated in his own Tweets that the Tranch has a "trust" which is fucking weird for a business.
- Jarrod lived on his parents' 105 acres in Texas in his camper while he was being edgy before he moved to the tranch.
- Kevin had a 20k+ inheritance he blew on toys
- unknown for Jen but if he can afford to laze around as Penny's sex pet all day without a job besides his shit coomer fanfics he writes, he likely has money elsewhere.

The Tranch has a gofundme, patreon, etsy, webstore and most trancheros have their own kofi or whatever in their bio. This is not including any other gibs they get in terms of food, animals, or items for the Tranch (they got 88 free alpaca and like almost a years worth of feed). They are professional leeches.
 
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Seven Costanza said:
As for the charge that I harbor "transphobia" for thinking this way........... why yes I am transphobic, how could you tell? *insert gigachad smile*
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This is a good way to think about things, and wanting to protect children is noble. In fact, I think most people actually think like this.
But then I think of that father in British Columbia who got arrested fot not being a compliant cheerleader when his daughter trooned out, and then I feel sad.
The trans movement has enough political power to get a father arrested when he objects to his underage daughter cutting off parts of her body.
Oh, speaking of fathers,
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If Kevin dates this dude, is his baby mama gonna garnish Kevin's gibs for child support back pay?
Exuvia said:
I realize it shouldn't be surprising, but it really is striking how when the mouth and scalp hair are covered/out of frame, every remaining detail unequivocally screams "male".
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I used to be like "why don't transgirls wear burkas? They'd cover up all that unsightly male pattern baldness and stubble, and they're a garment that's culturally meant for women, which must give these sickos euphoria-boners". But then I realized, they never pass in the eyes. The difference in skull shape between males and females stands out so much when you just focus on the eyes. And autogynephiles want to larp as sexy lingerie models, not oppressed women in Muslim countries.
Kevin waddling around in a burka would be pretty funny though.
 
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Law said:
This little morsel of troon logic is one of the dumbest. If I'm a straight man, I'm not going to want to fuck men who wear skirts, and I'm going to have no problem wanting to fuck women who wear pants.
All of their gender and sexuality sperging only works online and falls apart in real life.
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This is probably why gay troons can seem more acceptable to people. They're following the logic that clothes are a sexuality marker in many subcultures, that if you're gay and want to make it obvious, you tend to dress like the opposite sex. But seeing a dude dress like a woman, insist he IS a woman, and also go after masculine straight men, it's like they are showing up in Spain and speaking Afrikaans. Every signal, every word, is scrambled, and like you said, only insular twitterites can remotely decode it.

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Imagine what kind of a shitty parent you'd have to be to just assume as a given that if your kid says they're trans that it's ok to put them on hormones and allow them to mutilate themselves.
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"But what if this ruins their ability to have kids?"
cut to Kevin spending weeks crying about how he'll never have a real child

As for his Doctor Who posts, there's nothing to say, really. I enjoyed the season he's on.

His only "take" other than just repeating what is happening on screen is that this is somehow a transphobic joke. No troons are free until all troons are Time Lords.
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Law said:
I used to be like "why don't transgirls wear burkas? They'd cover up all that unsightly male pattern baldness and stubble, and they're a garment that's culturally meant for women, which must give these sickos euphoria-boners". But then I realized, they never pass in the eyes. The difference in skull shape between males and females stands out so much when you just focus on the eyes. And autogynephiles want to larp as sexy lingerie models, not oppressed women in Muslim countries.
Kevin waddling around in a burka would be pretty funny though.
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There's literally an entire subgenre of low-effort AGP burka trannies out there, and they've been brought up every once and a while in various other threads. Instead of bragging about "cracking eggs" they rant about how "all white men should be reconditioned to be obedient muslim women". It's a whole other fucking rabbit hole of bullshit.
 
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Nothing To See Here said:
I want the Wedge piss video too, but only so Dear Feeder can trick more unsuspecting farmers into viewing horrors beyond mortal comprehension next time he does a Kevin stream.


We do have a full namedox (James Michael Blasingame; also goes by JJ Mikhale, which I think stands for James Jonah Mikhale which he legally changed his name to after leaving his family, and Jubilee Jonah Mikhale, which I believe is his legal troon name), along with a variety of other information about him, including his backstory: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, plus some extras. Part 3 is where most of the name and family shit is. Tagging @0 1 as this is all useful information for the Wedge thread OP and/or for linking to in Kevin's OP, depending on where the poll decides he belongs.

I also have a number of his addresses, including his (assumed) current one, courtesy of another user (can't remember if they wanted their involvement to be public, so I won't @ them here). I haven't posted them because a) he bounces around so much between troon group homes that it seems a little pointless, and b) I felt somewhat sympathetic after reading about his backstory during the dox (including the stuff about being kidnapped whilst prostituting himself) and didn't think an address dox was necessary whilst he was a sideshow to Kevin, and also might be actually genuinely dangerous since it seems like he does in-person prostitution and johns be crazy. The sympathy was prior to his continuous twitter chimpouts about how evil women and gays and anyone who's not a troon is, though, and he's rapidly wearing away at it.

Sidenote: I'm kind of disappointed in Wedge, honestly, having recently caught up with the thread and therefore read about all his chimpouts in quick and depressing succession. I spent a long time on his twitter as part of his dox, and my impression I got was, yes, mentally ill munchie, but also gay man who'd grown up in a strict and possibly cult-like Christian environment where he'd had to repress his sexuality. I have/had some sympathy for him, and had kind of hoped for a bit of a redemption arc (not from the munching, but from the craziest of the troon shit) if he could separare himself from Kevin et al. Yes, 🌈, I know. Unfortunately, looks like he's going down the shitter with the rest of them. *sigh*
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tbh I think Wedge's lore should be put into the o/p ?
 
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Trianon said:
This is probably why gay troons can seem more acceptable to people. They're following the logic that clothes are a sexuality marker in many subcultures, that if you're gay and want to make it obvious, you tend to dress like the opposite sex. But seeing a dude dress like a woman, insist he IS a woman, and also go after masculine straight men, it's like they are showing up in Spain and speaking Afrikaans. Every signal, every word, is scrambled, and like you said, only insular twitterites can remotely decode it.
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Yep this is something that's bubbled up through the left wing socjus bubble before.

"You can't say you're attracted to men or attracted to women because there's no way to know what gender someone is and no way to say what a "man" or a "woman" looks like. If Mila Kunis suddenly released she was trans, and you saw Milo Kunis walking down the road and were attracted to him even though he's just realised it and has literally not changed his appearance in any way, well you're attracted to a man and therefore you are bi."

Usually this is used to accuse lesbians and gay men of being problematic for defining as such. There's not really a way to get out of it using socjus language - "Self ID is valid and Milo Kunis is a man, but he looks like a lady and I'm not attracted to men who look like women" comes close, but then they'd say "What does it mean to 'look like' a woman? If Bradlina Pitt realised she was trans, she'd look like a woman despite looking exactly like Brad Pitt because she is a woman and therefore looks like one".

The only actual way out of it is to just be brutal, but then they'll kick off.

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His only "take" other than just repeating what is happening on screen is that this is somehow a transphobic joke. No troons are free until all troons are Time Lords.
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I think his take is that the joke is fun, but it's a UK show and the UK has long waiting lists for trans people to get seen to (e.g. 2 years to get seen by the Tavistock Clinic, then receive treatment, then get put on a waiting list for surgery). This is largely because the NHS has seen the number of referrals increase by a factor of about 10 in the last 5 years and did not get any extra funding. Therefore it's transphobic for a UK show to make this joke.

That is just the NHS, though, if you pay for private or have good health insurance then there's not much waiting time at all. It's also a better situation than the US where if you don't have insurance or money you're probably not getting the chop (not usually covered by Medicare), and it's more common for US health insurance providers to have specific exclusions for the chop.

Dr Who turned woke not too long ago (so I'm not surprised Kevin's watching it). There's a whole bunch of trans characters in the Dr Who Expanded Universe and both The Master/Missy (the woman in the picture) and Dr Who himself changed to being women, which a lot of trans people saw as "cracking the egg".

Amusingly there are some transphobic jokes in the Doctor Who.

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That's Lady Cassandra, the last genetically pure human being. She had so much plastic surgery that she ended up as skin on a frame that has to be constantly dilated moisturised or else she'll dry out and die. As you can see she was born a boy. She's also a supervillain who later takes control of that blonde woman's body and has an AGP fantasy moment.

Then there's one where they go to a Wild West town:

DOCTOR: Can I borrow your horse, please? It’s official Marshal business.
PREACHER: He’s called Joshua. It’s from the Bible. It means the Deliverer.
DOCTOR: No, he isn’t. I speak horse. He’s called Susan, and he wants you to respect his life choices.
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and one from the spinoff, Torchwood:

JACK: Friend of mine. Let’s call him Vincent, that was his name after all. Regular guy, girlfriend, likes his sport, likes a beer. He starts acting a little strange, a little distracted. Suddenly he disappears for a couple of months. He comes back, and we’ve got to start calling him Vanessa. Since then I’ve always been a little nervous when a friend behaves out of character.
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This one's especially funny because Captain Jack is from the 51st Century, claims to have been pregnant once before, and basically fucks anything that moves because everyone in the future is "omnisexual" and has transcended sexuality. But he's freaked out by Vanessa.
 
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AssignedEva said:
Yep this is something that's bubbled up through the left wing socjus bubble before.

"You can't say you're attracted to men or attracted to women because there's no way to know what gender someone is and no way to say what a "man" or a "woman" looks like. If Mila Kunis suddenly released she was trans, and you saw Milo Kunis walking down the road and were attracted to him even though he's just realised it and has literally not changed his appearance in any way, well you're attracted to a man and therefore you are bi."

Usually this is used to accuse lesbians and gay men of being problematic for defining as such. There's not really a way to get out of it using socjus language - "Self ID is valid and Milo Kunis is a man, but he looks like a lady and I'm not attracted to men who look like women" comes close, but then they'd say "What does it mean to 'look like' a woman? If Bradlina Pitt realised she was trans, she'd look like a woman despite looking exactly like Brad Pitt because she is a woman and therefore looks like one".
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Yeah it was fun when Emma Portner, Ellen "Elliot" Page's lesbian ex-wife was retconned to be bisexual after Page trooned out.
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Dr Who turned woke not too long ago (so I'm not surprised Kevin's watching it). There's a whole bunch of trans characters in the Dr Who Expanded Universe and both The Master/Missy (the woman in the picture) and Dr Who himself changed to being women, which a lot of trans people saw as "cracking the egg".
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They sure haven't cracked the egg of actually writing good episodes though.
 
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