Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Having followed FlickBlob through the years, he's a great example of the corrosive, brain-rotting effects of social media. 40 years ago, Bob would have been a mediocre movie critic at his local paper, unoriginal and arrogant, but unexceptional. He might have probably gotten out of the house on occasion, exercised a little, and put some basic care into his appearance. His politics would have been that of a normie Democrat of the era.

He still would have been a mopey loser, but a more functional, tolerable one, versus a delusional progressive clown who lives on Twitter far more than he does in the real world and cackles with glee at the prospect of inflicting pain and misery on his enemies list, which includes anyone slightly to the right of Bernie Sanders...and their kids. The constant barrage of progressive Twitter hot takes and rage, day after day, month after month, year after year, however, has broken his already malleable brain and weak will.

Of course, with him being a 40 year-old straight white male who is ugly and annoying, with an increasingly niche audience, even the progs barely tolerate him (even older, increasingly irrelevant ones like Lindsay Ellis), and it's only a matter of time before they attack him.
 
Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but is fellow Massachusetts lolcow Brianna Wu taking a veiled shot at Bob here?

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Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but is fellow Massachusetts lolcow Brianna Wu taking a veiled shot at Bob here?

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Pretty blatant reference to Bob, considering how that quote was regularly used by GGers to illustrate the buffoonery and hypocrisy of the Crash Override people. Since 2014 never ended in Wu's mind, it makes sense they'd still be using quotes and phrases from that headspace.
 
Imagine - a person insane enough to earn their own subforum has a more levelheaded point of view than Bob.

I think it's more that Brianna is slightly better at subterfuge than Bob, which, considering he's a gangling ogre in a dress fooling absolutely no one about being a natural born woman, is really saying something.
 
Having followed FlickBlob through the years, he's a great example of the corrosive, brain-rotting effects of social media. 40 years ago, Bob would have been a mediocre movie critic at his local paper, unoriginal and arrogant, but unexceptional. He might have probably gotten out of the house on occasion, exercised a little, and put some basic care into his appearance. His politics would have been that of a normie Democrat of the era.

He still would have been a mopey loser, but a more functional, tolerable one, versus a delusional progressive clown who lives on Twitter far more than he does in the real world and cackles with glee at the prospect of inflicting pain and misery on his enemies list, which includes anyone slightly to the right of Bernie Sanders...and their kids. The constant barrage of progressive Twitter hot takes and rage, day after day, month after month, year after year, however, has broken his already malleable brain and weak will.

Of course, with him being a 40 year-old straight white male who is ugly and annoying, with an increasingly niche audience, even the progs barely tolerate him (even older, increasingly irrelevant ones like Lindsay Ellis), and it's only a matter of time before they attack him.
Being that he spend soo much time bitching on Social Media, I wonder how long it has been since he has last seen the Sun. Probably months.
 
Being that he spend soo much time bitching on Social Media, I wonder how long it has been since he has last seen the Sun. Probably months.
He did go out for a cookout with his brother some time ago. There were even some pictures taken and posted in this thread some pages ago.
Not only is he pasty white from lack of sunlight, his legs showed what we all know: his organism's inner workings are in terrible condition and may give out soon.
 
Happy 4000 pages.

It's fascinating how Bob is so loathsome that there's this much to discuss even though the thread rarely ever talks about his actual YouTube content. It's almost all his daily, non-stop Twitter vomit mixed with his brother also being exceptional on Twitter.

If you watch his videos you're subjected to hearing his voice, that's the problem.
 
Fantastic analogy my friend! But I have my own masterful deconstruction that will make your's look like amateur hour!

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What? Don't you get it? A traditional burger has lettuce and tomato, which have been omitted from this sandwich! A critical element has been changed, making it wildly different! That'll be $60 and a movie deal, please.
I actually like that burger over one with tomatoes and lettuce. My favorite is a mushroom and onion burger.
He should have started that tweet with, "Consider:"

That way we could at least try to puzzle out what the fuck he was talking about, rather than just jumping straight to "arrested development".
Chris thinks his shitty 90's prog crap that sold out on themselves 30 years ago is the best stuff ever and he wants to brag over what he got over using that money to say... ensure his daughter has her medicine, or he can pay for the IRS penalty.

Chris is a failed homonculus.
 
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Because I have to...

1. We demand the union of all Germans in a Greater Germany on the basis of the right of national self-determination.

2. We demand equality of rights for the German people in its dealings with other nations, and the revocation of the peace treaties of Versailles and Saint-Germain.

3. We demand land and territory (colonies) to feed our people and to settle our surplus population.

4. Only members of the nation may be citizens of the State. Only those of German blood, whatever their creed, may be members of the nation. Accordingly, no Jew may be a member of the nation.

5. Non-citizens may live in Germany only as guests and must be subject to laws for aliens.

6. The right to vote on the State’s government and legislation shall be enjoyed by the citizens of the State alone. We demand therefore that all official appointments, of whatever kind, whether in the Reich, in the states or in the smaller localities, shall be held by none but citizens.

We oppose the corrupting parliamentary custom of filling posts merely in accordance with party considerations, and without reference to character or abilities.

7. We demand that the State shall make it its primary duty to provide a livelihood for its citizens. If it should prove impossible to feed the entire population, foreign nationals (non-citizens) must be deported from the Reich.

8. All non-German immigration must be prevented. We demand that all non-Germans who entered Germany after 2 August 1914 shall be required to leave the Reich forthwith.

9. All citizens shall have equal rights and duties.

10. It must be the first duty of every citizen to perform physical or mental work. The activities of the individual must not clash with the general interest, but must proceed within the framework of the community and be for the general good.

We demand therefore:

11. The abolition of incomes unearned by work.

The breaking of the slavery of interest

12. In view of the enormous sacrifices of life and property demanded of a nation by any war, personal enrichment from war must be regarded as a crime against the nation. We demand therefore the ruthless confiscation of all war profits.

13. We demand the nationalization of all businesses which have been formed into corporations (trusts).

14. We demand profit-sharing in large industrial enterprises.

15. We demand the extensive development of insurance for old age.

16. We demand the creation and maintenance of a healthy middle class, the immediate communalizing of big department stores, and their lease at a cheap rate to small traders, and that the utmost consideration shall be shown to all small traders in the placing of State and municipal orders.

17. We demand a land reform suitable to our national requirements, the passing of a law for the expropriation of land for communal purposes without compensation; the abolition of ground rent, and the prohibition of all speculation in land.

18. We demand the ruthless prosecution of those whose activities are injurious to the common interest. Common criminals, usurers, profiteers, etc., must be punished with death, whatever their creed or race.

19. We demand that Roman Law, which serves a materialistic world order, be replaced by a German common law.

20. The State must consider a thorough reconstruction of our national system of education (with the aim of opening up to every able and hard-working German the possibility of higher education and of thus obtaining advancement). The curricula of all educational establishments must be brought into line with the requirements of practical life. The aim of the school must be to give the pupil, beginning with the first sign of intelligence, a grasp of the notion of the State (through the study of civic affairs). We demand the education of gifted children of poor parents, whatever their class or occupation, at the expense of the State.

21. The State must ensure that the nation’s health standards are raised by protecting mothers and infants, by prohibiting child labor, by promoting physical strength through legislation providing for compulsory gymnastics and sports, and by the extensive support of clubs engaged in the physical training of youth.

22. We demand the abolition of the mercenary [i.e. professional] army and the formation of a people’s army.

23. We demand legal warfare on deliberate political mendacity and its dissemination in the press. To facilitate the creation of a German national press we demand:

(a) that all editors of, and contributors to newspapers appearing in the German language must be members of the nation;

(b) that no non-German newspapers may appear without the express permission of the State. They must not be printed in the German language;

(c) that non-Germans shall be prohibited by law from participating financially in or influencing German newspapers, and that the penalty for contravening such a law shall be the suppression of any such newspaper, and the immediate deportation of the non-Germans involved.

The publishing of papers which are not conducive to the national welfare must be forbidden. We demand the legal prosecution of all those tendencies in art and literature which corrupt our national life, and the suppression of cultural events which violate this demand.

24. We demand freedom for all religious denominations in the State, provided they do not threaten its existence nor offend the moral feelings of the German race.

The Party, as such, stands for positive Christianity, but does not commit itself to any particular denomination. It combats the Jewish-materialist spirit within and without us, and is convinced that our nation can achieve permanent health only from within on the basis of the principle: The common interest before self-interest.

25. To put the whole of this program into effect, we demand the creation of a strong central state power for the Reich; the unconditional authority of the political central Parliament over the entire Reich and its organizations; and the formation of Corporations based on estate and occupation for the purpose of carrying out the general legislation passed by the Reich in the various German states.

The leaders of the Party promise to work ruthlessly—if need be to sacrifice their very lives—to translate this program into action.

Hmm... now who seems to be advocating for most of those points nowadays...

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Keith's debut single, "Should've Been a Cowboy", went to number one on the U.S. Billboard Hot Country Songs chart in 1993, and it reached number 93 on the Billboard Hot 100. This song led off his self-titled debut album. By the end of the decade, "Should've Been a Cowboy" received more than three million spins at radio, thus making it the most-played country song of the 1990s. Certified platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) for shipments of one million copies, the album produced three more Top 5 hits on the country charts with "He Ain't Worth Missing" (at #5),[7] "A Little Less Talk and a Lot More Action" (originally the B-side of "Should've Been a Cowboy") and "Wish I Didn't Know Now" (both at #2).​
From MOTHERFUCKING WIKIPEDIA!

Bob - too dumb for wikipedia.
 
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Keith's debut single, "Should've Been a Cowboy", went to number one on the U.S. Billboard Hot Country Songs chart in 1993, and it reached number 93 on the Billboard Hot 100. This song led off his self-titled debut album. By the end of the decade, "Should've Been a Cowboy" received more than three million spins at radio, thus making it the most-played country song of the 1990s. Certified platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) for shipments of one million copies, the album produced three more Top 5 hits on the country charts with "He Ain't Worth Missing" (at #5),[7] "A Little Less Talk and a Lot More Action" (originally the B-side of "Should've Been a Cowboy") and "Wish I Didn't Know Now" (both at #2).​
From MOTHERFUCKING WIKIPEDIA!

Bob - too dumb for wikipedia.
It's no surprise that Bob would only know about Toby Keith from "Courtesy of the Red, White, & Blue" and his feud with the Dixie Chicks.
 
Can anyone explain this to me?
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The pic is from the scene in Shazam where the main character finally finds his mom who he thought he got lost from at a carnival when he was 5 or something. Turns out the mom is a piece of shit who just abandoned him at the carnival because she was a single mom who didn't want to deal with being a parent. When they finally meet at the end of act two she clearly still wants nothing to do with him and is more worried about pissing off the angry/drunk guy in her apartment, leaving the main character crushed because this was his driving force, believing that he was still wanted.
It's actually one of the most powerful and well done scenes in an otherwise mediocre or fair movie. I was talking with one friend about it (who has experience in such things) and they said they were glad "to see a movie portray birth parents as shitty as you actually see them in the foster care system." That five minutes there hit me harder than just about anything done in a Marvel movie. (You know, if I was capable of feeling emotions, which I can't as a robot.)

Of course all the arrested development kids who can't handle that life is sometimes bittersweet and painful sometimes apparently want a meme of F&F crossing over to beat up the mom for abandoning "family."
 
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