Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bobbo's just parroting the fedora-tippers that call any religion a "Death Cult", but the way bob uses it, he's insinuating (or stating outright) that the beliefs of Christians lead to death (blaming them for stuff like anti-vaxx, for instance, or any other stance that is 'anti-science'), therefore it's a "death cult".

I wonder if Bob is obsessed with eternal life because he thinks if his life could be never ending, it would somehow compensate for being as empty a life as it is?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Nothing to do with Bob (who is still fat and sexless) but do my eyes deceive me or is every woman except the blonde in that photo a stunning & brave black kween?

Since there is absolutely no way I'm dumping 30 dollarydoos on this trash, @Gaear Grimsrud can you confirm/explain this?

Eh, they were all different races. Like I said, they aren't in the movie much. I don't think they appear until the obligatory third act overblown fight scene finale where everything's exploding.

And there's a bunch of them. A lot more than you see in that photo. At least I think there was. The movie is slipping from my mind already.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I did roll my eyes at how ethnically diverse these “Russian” agents were

The sad thing is that you could probably use that as an opportunity to cast a few Turkish actors (as Kazakhs or Chechens) or American Indians (as Siberian natives). But no - we have to have black Russians.

My view is that death originated from human sin, which Jesus delivers us from.

Which is one of the Christian arguments against anything that would give us immortality - it's a way to try and escape punishment for sin.

 

[dzonatan]

However, ever since Chris charged into the lolcow arena, I've found him more fascinating. How does a man who did life right on paper (stem degree, family, house) suddenly decide to look to fucking Moviebob as a career role model? How does a functional adult suddenly forget how taxes work and have an oopsie that he begs to try to cover? (Ps, did we get a recent-ish update on Chris' tax fuckup since I've taken one of my periodic Bob breaks due to the repetitiveness of Bob's Twitter?)

You had a man who hauled ass and tried his damnest to live a worthy life and make things better around him.
Same man looked at his train wreck of a brother and realized his brother's selfish hedonism gives him better pleasure/effort ratio.
So Chris stopped for a moment and asked himself the cursed question: "Why do I even bother?" and gave himself a cynical answer.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

A hilarious thing about Black Widow is that there are shots in it that seem to be intended just to show off Scarjo's ass.

So why is the dumb bitch going around acting like she's reclaiming the character from sexist men?

As that supposed to be okay to do now because a woman is directing it?

 

[The Valeyard]

A hilarious thing about Black Widow is that there are shots in it that seem to be intended just to show off Scarjo's ass.

So why is the dumb bitch going around acting like she's reclaiming the character from sexist men?

As that supposed to be okay to do now because a woman is directing it?

A woman is directing it, and Yelena talks about being given a forced hysterectomy (which is undercut by Red Guardian's reaction because a Marvel movie can't get too dark) so it's a feminist movie according to the critics.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

A woman is directing it, and Yelena talks about being given a forced hysterectomy (which is undercut by Red Guardian's reaction because a Marvel movie can't get too dark) so it's a feminist movie according to the critics.

And the villainous guy behind the Red Room is clearly supposed to be a Harvey Weinstein-type figure.

He's got the worst line in the movie, when he shows off the vast number of Widows he has planted worldwide.

"I will win using the only natural resource there is too much of....girls"

I can only figure he's a pervert or something because there's no reason stated why he can't use boys as well. You'd think raising boys to be killers and assassins would be more efficient than skinny chicks because boys have muscle mass and shit.

 

[Bolo]

"I will win using the only natural resource there is too much of....girls"

Please tell me this isn't a real line from the movie....

 

[Mola Ram]

I can only figure he's a pervert or something because there's no reason stated why he can't use boys as well. You'd think raising boys to be killers and assassins would be more efficient than skinny chicks because boys have muscle mass and shit.

So this is "modern janissaries, but stupid."

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Please tell me this isn't a real line from the movie....

It's a real line.

Clearly he's never been to China.

 

[Tronathon242]

And the villainous guy behind the Red Room is clearly supposed to be a Harvey Weinstein-type figure.

He's got the worst line in the movie, when he shows off the vast number of Widows he has planted worldwide.

"I will win using the only natural resource there is too much of....girls"

I can only figure he's a pervert or something because there's no reason stated why he can't use boys as well. You'd think raising boys to be killers and assassins would be more efficient than skinny chicks because boys have muscle mass and shit.

I suppose the logic is that most powerful entities wouldn't expect a corps of women to be such elite assassins. But that shouldn't be workable anymore since the events of Winter Soldier which leaked Natasha's dossier and the existence of the entire program by extension. But, fuck it, they've got to make a fem power flick. My wife wants to drag me to this flick and I'm trying every stalling tactic I can muster because it looks terrible.

A hilarious thing about Black Widow is that there are shots in it that seem to be intended just to show off Scarjo's ass.

So why is the dumb bitch going around acting like she's reclaiming the character from sexist men?

As that supposed to be okay to do now because a woman is directing it?

ScarJo is getting older and isn't as sexy as she used to be. She isn't getting as much milage from that skin tight costume and that body of hers, so now it's time to reinvent herself as a feminist icon. Bob, being the disgusting cockroach he is, will just champion this new cause all the while still waxing the dolphin to her action sequences that he's favorited on YouTube. As we know well, he cannot possibly have his cake and not eat it.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

She isn't getting as much milage from that skin tight costume and that body of hers, so now it's time to reinvent herself as a feminist icon.

Actresses in that age bracket seem to get most of their exercise by pulling the ladder up after them.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

And the villainous guy behind the Red Room is clearly supposed to be a Harvey Weinstein-type figure.

He's got the worst line in the movie, when he shows off the vast number of Widows he has planted worldwide.

"I will win using the only natural resource there is too much of....girls"

I can only figure he's a pervert or something because there's no reason stated why he can't use boys as well. You'd think raising boys to be killers and assassins would be more efficient than skinny chicks because boys have muscle mass and shit.

It occurred to me afterward that I didn't even know what the guys motivations were for doing any of this.

I asked around Reddit and apparently he has like one line in his diatribe about how much he loves exploiting girls that it's about gaining political influence or something.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

I asked around Reddit and apparently he has like one line in his diatribe about how much he loves exploiting girls that it's about gaining political influence or something.

What is he Jeffrey Epstein?

 

[Pomniman]

I'm guessing the idea from the original comics back in the 60s or whatever was meant to be a more fantastical version of the KGB's real use of female spies, who were basically hookers targeting politicians and other intelligence assets to compromise them. Then you get the current version where those same real prostitutes are now reimagined as simultaneously being both oppressed victims and stronk whamyn in the most delusional, cognitively dissonant way imaginable.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The sad thing is that you could probably use that as an opportunity to cast a few Turkish actors (as Kazakhs or Chechens) or American Indians (as Siberian natives). But no - we have to have black Russians.

Which is one of the Christian arguments against anything that would give us immortality - it's a way to try and escape punishment for sin.

This is the entire reason God tossed Adam and Eve out the garden of Eden: the fruit of the Tree of Life would literally cancel out death. (Whether this means a human that had eaten the fruit could be slain or not is up in the air, I guess) God knew that a fallen immortal man would do terrible things and that despite there being a salvation plan in place, one who is rendered immortal is probably less likely to repent than a human that faces death at some point. If any human had eaten that fruit post-fall, humanity would be in serious trouble. An immortal human would probably deny the whole Armageddon thing and believe they have infinite time to do infinite things.

While Christians believe the entire universe will end and be reconstructed as perfect at some unknown future date, the fedora-tippers are told by science that the world will probably end in a billyun or so years when the Sun goes nova, so better get our asses into Space so we can escape that fate as a species - and this is probably why Bob's obsessed with going into Space: If he can survive the billyuns-of-years-in-the-fyootchah extinction of Earth due to the Sun becoming An Hero, safely uploaded into his Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex body, he can cheat death and the end of life on Earth, believing there to be no afterlife and that his life force will dissipate into nothingness upon death.

Of course, his bloated, soon-to-be-footless beetus-riddled corpse is unlikely to survive to experience Ghost in the Shell, and the likelihood is strong that in Hades, Bob's punishment (complete with Bob wearing Surprised Pikachu Face) will be there what it was in life: Being Bob Chipman.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Which is one of the Christian arguments against anything that would give us immortality - it's a way to try and escape punishment for sin.

Artificial immortality beyond what God provides (i.e., the afterlife) is humanity's attempt to try and cheat God. From trying to extend the natural lifespan of a human to uploading your mind to a computer, it derives from a sinful desire to escape what God has declared is humanity's rightful due for their sins.

Of course, God has ways of dealing with humanity's attempts to get around His commands.

This is the entire reason God tossed Adam and Eve out the garden of Eden: the fruit of the Tree of Life would literally cancel out death. (Whether this means a human that had eaten the fruit could be slain or not is up in the air, I guess) God knew that a fallen immortal man would do terrible things and that despite there being a salvation plan in place, one who is rendered immortal is probably less likely to repent than a human that faces death at some point. If any human had eaten that fruit post-fall, humanity would be in serious trouble. An immortal human would probably deny the whole Armageddon thing and believe they have infinite time to do infinite things.

While Christians believe the entire universe will end and be reconstructed as perfect at some unknown future date, the fedora-tippers are told by science that the world will probably end in a billyun or so years when the Sun goes nova, so better get our asses into Space so we can escape that fate as a species - and this is probably why Bob's obsessed with going into Space: If he can survive the billyuns-of-years-in-the-fyootchah extinction of Earth due to the Sun becoming An Hero, safely uploaded into his Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex body, he can cheat death and the end of life on Earth, believing there to be no afterlife and that his life force will dissipate into nothingness upon death.

Of course, his bloated, soon-to-be-footless beetus-riddled corpse is unlikely to survive to experience Ghost in the Shell, and the likelihood is strong that in Hades, Bob's punishment (complete with Bob wearing Surprised Pikachu Face) will be there what it was in life: Being Bob Chipman.

As a perfectly righteous being, God cannot tolerate sin in any form. Driving humanity out of the Garden was a way to ensure sin could not continue unpunished forever. And as a perfectly merciful being, God knew what horrors sin would bring: cancer, disease, lasting injury, mental retardation, and more. Death could also thus be viewed as a mercy: God refusing to allow humanity to suffer the (physical) consequences of sin forever.

Of course, if you still refuse to repent and accept God's mercy, you receive God's justice instead. And the worst part about that justice is, while you are suffering physically for eternity in hell, you will also suffer from an accusing conscience, eternally letting you know that your punishment is your just reward.

Robert, however, has never been about getting what he's "earned." He wants a Superior Future which he has done nothing to deserve- while at the same time avoiding the punishment he actually does deserve (diabetes, health issues, and if he doesn't repent before death, an eternity in hell.)

 

[Oats12345]

Sorry, no.

And its been a while since then, so I can't recall when those went down. But you are not missing much either, the biggest Robert's Ls aren't his slap fights either way.


Back then Disney wasn't doing so hot, they've just acquired Marvel and the whole MCU craze would still be some years ahead, their animated movies were shy of being bombs and their best box office was about 300 million, a far cry from the billions Avengers would make latter on the decade.

So they had to scramble, and taking on Marvel, back when Marvel studios was just starting with continuity ploted movies was one of those gambles. Other was to revitalize their animation dept. They got some of their old school guys to work in a weird mix of pre-vis 2d animation with 3d, and they made Tangled, which ushered a new Disney renaissance.

of course had misfires, like trying to bring back Tron, and other, but the main thing was that Disney was firing on all directions to see what works.

Problem is with Disney, when they find something that works, they jerk it off till its good and dry, and they keep jerking it. And when the return diminishes, they try to just find something else and apply their formula, till shit gets bad enough that they have to go and try new shit again.

It happened in the late 80's, and same in the late 2000, it is a cycle. However, now Disney found out the power of money, and I don't think they will try anything new anytime soon, not when they can just buy shit.

So I dunno, maybe they can coast by with X-men ahead, but X-men is already a tired brand from Fox, even if you hype it up as being part of the MCU, how can you jam Mutants on a on-going story? Not to mention that the best X-men stories have nothing to do with other characters in Marvel universe, you really gonna have Missa Marvel on the middle of the Phoenix Saga or some shit?

I know everybody is just waiting to shit on the MCU as soon as it starts to fall apart, but I don't think it's gonna happen anytime soon. It won't be as big as it was, but it will go on as there is nothing else on the same scale.

Still, that Black Widow movie ain't doing so hot in people's opinion, and I'm not talking about the "angry geeks" and them gaters or whatever, nah, even the simple minded hype mans, like Angry Joe, are shitting on the movie, and from what I've heard, Black Widow is just like any other MCU, formula following it to a T, so who knows.

Honestly I remmber when Disney was experimenting in the early 2010s with action movies Tron Legacy, Prince of Persia, John Carter and Lone Ranger. They may of bombed but they were fun. Now Disney just pumps up star wars and marvel movies for fun action movies. Kind of sucks Honestly.

This shit drives me fucking insane with these people.
Didn't they just spend the last few years demanding we prostrate ourselves on the altar of Climate Change for their Lord and Savior Greta Troonberg because Climate change was each and every one of our individual faults and original sins because she "wasn't allowed" to go to autism school because of what we as individuals were doing to the planet?
I don't wanna derail, and I know Bobert is just simping for Anita here, but the flip flops these people have when it comes to Climate change and whose responsibility it is to fix it and who needs to eat the bugs and pay for it changes day by fucking day.

I'm personally not a climate change denial. But you can't blame climate change denials for existing. When people like this constantly flip flop on the issue.

Actresses in that age bracket seem to get most of their exercise by pulling the ladder up after them.

It's no secret Hollywood treats women like cars. After a few years they need a new one.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Anita Whatshername says individuals are not responsible for climate change, and that anyone who thinks otherwise can fuck off. (This is incidentally what Peter Coffin has been preaching all along)
Bobby: She's right of course!
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Gonna ignore Bob for a second here to laugh at Anita just being a phrase bot with no meaning that could apply to any topic: "Fuck off" "destruction of the planet" "corporations" "neoliberal bullshit"

As for Robert, clearly his need to simp online is greater than his ideological integrity since he himself is proudly an "all power to the state" in neoliberal clothing cuck under any other circumstance. Yet here he finds himself in the weeds trying to defend an individualist critique of a holy writ among his people.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

It's real odd.

You'd think somebody like Bob, who is chronically unhappy, would view their inevitable, eventual death with a sense of relief.

I really don't understand what he thinks he's getting out of life that should never have an end to it.

Does he just think that if he can hold out long enough, technology will make his life not suck somehow?