I don't think he has a moral objection to substance use, necessarily, so much as it just scares him. Drugs and alcohol are associated with things like crowds, music, adulthood, and fun, all of which Jake finds terrifying. I feel like even a mild dose of THC would freak him out beyond reason.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Occams razor: he's stopped learning how to talk like a person because he's isolated himself from the one person he did talk to.
Some cbd gummies might help Jake since he's a miserable ball of anxiety.
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In addition to that he can't exactly keep up the "drugs are bad" attitude seeing the people he orbits. White knighting the Norasphere already got him into trouble and she's all about getting fucked up, raging at her like he raged about his mom and aunts drinking wine would do him no good.
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Nora and Becky are sad blob potheads, so he can’t really do his “my body is a temple except for all of the fatty foods and estrogen I put in it” routine.
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Jake's abuse of the English language is just one symptom of a larger problem: his knowledge of the world is entirely second-hand. Jake's consciousness is a Dada-esque cut-up collage of fringe media and internet gutter culture.
That's why it's fucking hilarious when Jake twatters on about his "harassment" and "abuse". The odd, stilted manner of his speech makes it obvious he's never been harassed or abused. He's just vomiting cut-up and rearranged texts of Anti-GG tweets.
It's even more fucking hilarious when Jake tries to write about everyday, normal-person things like boiling water or dealing with unruly children. The odd, stilted manner of his speech makes it obvious he's never... lived with adult responsibilities. He's just vomiting cut-up and rearranged clips of Saturday morning cartoons and family sitcoms.
But the most hilarious thing of all is when Jake tries to imitate his idols, CHELSAY and Anita, by disavowing nerd culture as misogynistic and perverted. The guy instantly goes from stuttering moron to subject-matter expert, making references to "vagina bones" and doujin tropes and other shit that only a misogynistic, perverted nerd would be aware of.
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Day 7492
Observed the subject in his natural habitat again through cellphone and electronic device cameras and other sensors.
Once again, subject has not left home.
While Temporal Historians stated that Violet Hargrave had a 99.98% chance of being this person, it is this observers opinion that the subject does not qualify as an actual person.
It is of the observer's opinion that this is one Jake Alley, who attempted to steal Violet Hargrave's identity in order to sexually stalk members of the TTRPG development community.
Either that or Temporal Historical Society has found a gnome afflicted with gigantism.
Will check in to see if the subject has left his house after a suitable interval.
--End Log
Sorry, but Jake is the weirdest cow. He does nothing, he contributes damn near nothing to society, but his long winded diatribes on Twitter make it seem like he's something amazing and special.
He's a 40+ year old man who's never touched a titty, isn't sure what color grass is, and has the nostrils of Michael Jackson.
Observed the subject in his natural habitat again through cellphone and electronic device cameras and other sensors.
Once again, subject has not left home.
While Temporal Historians stated that Violet Hargrave had a 99.98% chance of being this person, it is this observers opinion that the subject does not qualify as an actual person.
It is of the observer's opinion that this is one Jake Alley, who attempted to steal Violet Hargrave's identity in order to sexually stalk members of the TTRPG development community.
Either that or Temporal Historical Society has found a gnome afflicted with gigantism.
Will check in to see if the subject has left his house after a suitable interval.
--End Log
Sorry, but Jake is the weirdest cow. He does nothing, he contributes damn near nothing to society, but his long winded diatribes on Twitter make it seem like he's something amazing and special.
He's a 40+ year old man who's never touched a titty, isn't sure what color grass is, and has the nostrils of Michael Jackson.
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Wow.
Today, I was mid work out when the notion of Jake in an elevator being almost-raped by a man popped into my head. I had to go back in this thread and check to see if he actually said that and it wasn't just some workout fever dream. He says so much pointless bullshit that my brain chose to marinate in it for nearly a week before the stupidity of it hit.
The idea of it is so wonderfully hilarious. I kinda wish Jake's tweets where animated, because the visuals are just incredible.
He's 10 feet tall, built like a mountain, with a flame haired wig on and in comes this 5.9ft regular height, regular build man ready to get his rape on.
The idea is so wonderfully perverse , I can't help but admire it. It's almost as great as him announcing his name as Violet Ocean.
This is the best description of Jake's psyche I've seen. His entire twitter history is like some kind of mad-lib tweet generator.
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How sure are we at this point that Jake Alley isn't some post-grad student's project on how to mimick Twitter personas via machine learning or neural networks?
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I was thinking more along the lines of William S. Burroughs, or the early practitioners of Industrial music; artists with actual talent, who used the cut-up technique to make a point about how postmodern society filled people's heads with heaps of useless, decontextualized garbage.
What's great about Jake is that he's done this to himself unintentionally, and can't even conceive of another way of being. The ultimate outsider artist.
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More fake nazi spa story Googlehsnging:
"Universally, scratch a raving bigot and some weird damn shutin who gets all their information on what human beings are actually like from second-hand sources bleeds." - Jake Alley, 2021.
More highlights:
" I can tell you for a fact that Graham Linehan saw something of mine making the rounds while bored on twitter one day, started stalking me on the assumption I was some hot little 20-something or whatever, and then had a violent reaction when some 4chan troll showed him a picture of "Sailor Bubba" or whoever else it is nazis keep in that thread these days and said it was me."
"Universally, scratch a raving bigot and some weird damn shutin who gets all their information on what human beings are actually like from second-hand sources bleeds." - Jake Alley, 2021.
More highlights:
" I can tell you for a fact that Graham Linehan saw something of mine making the rounds while bored on twitter one day, started stalking me on the assumption I was some hot little 20-something or whatever, and then had a violent reaction when some 4chan troll showed him a picture of "Sailor Bubba" or whoever else it is nazis keep in that thread these days and said it was me."
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10/10 brazen projection
7/10 gnomish sentence structure
Ah yes, this is the good stuff, inject this straight into my veins.
PS: He's getting pretty cocky in his current "Smug Jake" phase; it feels like a "Bitterly Crytyping Jake" phase is overdue.
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This fat faggot's dumbass tweeting 'style' make me mati. I know what his rationalization for it is but that makes it worse because it's just stupid as fuck. Rant over
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"I'm not really inclined to register for a pornhub account or whatever to do the research."
But pornhub doesn't require... oooh for proper research he must download the videos.
But pornhub doesn't require... oooh for proper research he must download the videos.
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LOLOLOL. Just because you harbour the delusion that you're Jessica Rabbit's younger, hotter sister doesn't mean other people do, Jake.
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Isn’t it strange that he cites Sailor Bubba, when by far the most common person we mistake him for is the enigmatic Jake Alley? I just think that if I were Violet, I’d specifically name the most common mistaken identity.
It’s funny to me how his claims about his enemies have progressed. Now they literally do nothing but try to kill troons. No jobs, families, friends, hobbies - just killing troons. How do they live? How do they gain influence? No one knows, they’re just powered by dark magic or something. They’re like zombies, seeing or even hearing about a troon instantly drives them into an uncontrollable violent rage.
Imagine being a friendless, unemployed wastrel who spends every waking moment obsessing over imaginary enemies! Good thing we have Violet to warn us about such people.
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That's why he must hide from every woman and every man. The delivery men feeding him meatball grinders and pizzas are exempt though, they are honour bound and sworn to not rape and kill any customer that gives up their name and adress of the $12 free take-out special. That is a code we kiwis, lesbians and terfganges can never live up to.
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If only we knew Jake’s address. Then we could bite them and turn them into Nazi Gamergaters.
I mean, Violet’s address.
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We eat what we kill. Ever wonder why so many troons supposedly die but no bodies ever seem to show up?
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I thought that was just because there is no way to reliably tell a True and Honest Woman from a ciswoman unless they tell you that they were CAMAB.
Coercively
https://lgbta.wikia.org/wiki/Assigned_Gender
It's mostly used by intersex people, but so many trannies claim to be intersex and it's only a matter of time before they officially start claiming that being a tranny is a form of intersex condition and some trannies already use the term CAMAB/CAFAB.
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