DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Private Joker]

I’m confused. Yesterday didn’t he mention that he didn’t think it was likely that a fan would send him an Xbox but he got one today. So a fan wasn’t using theirs for months and then decided to send it to Phil with one day shipping only after Phil had been basically asking for one for months?

He can't even keep up with his lies.

 

[Fragarach]

He can't even keep up with his lies.

This is one story that's likely going to change a LOT a month or two from now when he's asked about it and forgets how the lie went.

 

[actually]

I’m confused. Yesterday didn’t he mention that he didn’t think it was likely that a fan would send him an Xbox but he got one today. So a fan wasn’t using theirs for months and then decided to send it to Phil with one day shipping only after Phil had been basically asking for one for months?

See if you can find a clip.

 

[But I Digress]

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I'm not going to lie, Snowkarls pretty funny.

Snowkarl is easily the most useful paypig. Drops $1.30 gets a grand worth of salt.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Gonna take a break from DSP because he just depresses me so much by existing. Hopefully something funny/interesting happens soon.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Let's be real Phil bought 2 Series X's Kat needs that 60fps boost for Skyrim.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Yo holy shit I just remembered, wasn't DSP supposed to do a Chef Boyardee DSP Tries It because of Major Riot? What a fucking memory hole

 

[ProvenWrong]

Decided to stop by the Farms and see what happened... He got bought a Xbox Series X with fund raiser money..

LMAO!!!

Cant wait for the 9/11 simulator game tomorrow. Knowing him and GTA he won't do good.

Plus bet it'll take 30 minutes to get off the damn runway unless it starts you in the air.

I also hope weather is a factor and thunder and lightning fuck his ass up.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Just finished a surface level dive and I mean honestly he seems like a pretty normal dude outside of that video I sent. I don't know why he's under the pignoises other than the fact he tried to become a youtuber/streamer at one point. Why are Dave's fans always copy and paste? Here's a video and his YT along with it. Also just to mention it, I don't endorse any kind of harassment of this guy and stuff, like I said he seems pretty normal, just under the pignoises. DSP has monumentally worse fans than this.

edit: jesus christ fuck me I hate it here...This is a fucking actress my guy (still, could be worse?)
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@Gensou Hadou got to it before me. After I saw the tweet I could only think of derich and jackie.

lol I look up what the aftermath of the Xbox scam stream was and Phil's cashslaves actually awarded him with $360 for successfully scamming them
At this point they have to get off to getting scammed and financially dominated. I'll repost this video because it's one of the few times it's never been as relevant pertinent as it is now.

And for you that don't know, yes, the term paypig was borrowed from the FinDom fetish. Pretty fitting huh?
EDIT: Also 5:08 is the best explanation for Phil's business model.

Sometimes I miss hearing Metokur's crazy laugh which can only come from a 2 pack a day smoker.

What is one day of Phil receiving a huge paycheck from his whales? He already spent the begathon bucks on his new xbox and you can be damn sure that $400 won't be in his account by his late stream, piggies need to keep that level of positivity up every day if Phil is going to be able to keep ordering mcdonalds for khat.

Don't forget Champions and only 60 dollars will go to Mcdonalds because he'll use door dash. It'd laugh if a delivery driver recognized him and he instantly slammed the door shut while crapping himself.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Well I finally check after a while and man...This dude really did a fundraiser just to buy a fucking console. My disappointment is immeasureable.

If you're gonna pull some bullshit like that, just buy a mid-high tier PC man. Either way, definitely looking forward to how many tips goal are going to be missed using this fuckin thing.

I would have been disappointed if he didn't

It's not mutually exclusive you know. You can hope Phil starves to death in a carboard box AND sit back and laugh at his pathetic behavior and retarded paypigs.

I look forward to the IRS audit arc.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I enjoy the Xbox story because it's so utterly exceptional it blows my mind. His story is something a child would make up.

Let's imagine not being incels and having a child. Said child is saving up money for an Xbox. So one day you're going to the shops and they ask you to buy them an iPad, and you say no you cheeky cunt I gave you money for your Xbox. You leave the store and they have an iPad. You ask them what the fuck, how did you get it?
They tell you when they were leaving the store some old bloke gave them the iPad. He got the iPad because he wasn't sure if he wanted one because you see he uses the Samsung. He heard your kid say he wants an iPad and he decided to give them the iPad because he decided that Samsung is the best, without trying out the iPad since it's still sealed and not refunding it or reselling it either.
So you look at your child, and tell them to stop being a little cheeky cunt because they're lying about saving up money for an Xbox.

I'm sorry but I swear his story sounds like an awful telenovela plot. Even by chance I call bollocks that a streamer with such a small fanbase has someone that got an Xbox, never ever used it and decided to give it to him. After a fundraiser mind you, not before.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I enjoy the Xbox story because it's so utterly exceptional it blows my mind. His story is something a child would make up.

Let's imagine not being incels and having a child. Said child is saving up money for an Xbox. So one day you're going to the shops and they ask you to buy them an iPad, and you say no you cheeky cunt I gave you money for your Xbox. You leave the store and they have an iPad. You ask them what the fuck, how did you get it?
They tell you when they were leaving the store some old bloke gave them the iPad. He got the iPad because he wasn't sure if he wanted one because you see he uses the Samsung. He heard your kid say he wants an iPad and he decided to give them the iPad because he decided that Samsung is the best, without trying out the iPad since it's still sealed and not refunding it or reselling it either.
So you look at your child, and tell them to stop being a little cheeky cunt because they're lying about saving up money for an Xbox.

I'm sorry but I swear his story sounds like an awful telenovela plot. Even by chance I call bollocks that a streamer with such a small fanbase has someone that got an Xbox, never ever used it and decided to give it to him. After a fundraiser mind you, not before.

His stories are usually janky as hell...can't wait in 5 months when he slips up and says he bought the xbox. He'll try to memoryhole it but forget the lying details. Isolation, shitty food+gin, and poor self care has taken a toll on Dave.

 

[FamicomGorby]

So Dave was talkin about how he has a "silent majority" of fans who support him but don't necessarily watch his streams or interact.

1. Does DSP relate to Nixon on account of them both having massive jowels.
2. That makes zero fucking sense as all of his videos are garbage if you're not "interacting" with him.
3. Videos on Dave's channel are lucky to break 2K views, on a channel with 190K subs. Does Dave not realize how pathetic a watch ratio that is?

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

I'm sorry but I swear his story sounds like an awful telenovela plot. Even by chance I call bollocks that a streamer with such a small fanbase has someone that got an Xbox, never ever used it and decided to give it to him. After a fundraiser mind you, not before.

and that fan's name? why, albert einstein of course. and everyone at youtube started clapping.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

holy shit you have to have 1/4 of a brain cell to believe this..

You mean to tell me way back when the Xbox had just come out someone offered phil it for FREE instead of making a profit for themselves.

Phil, who so paranoid he fantasies about being paranoid, who won't show his floor when doing push ups cause "de detractors" lets someone who he doesn't know send him a package he doesn't know what's in it or what could be coming. ParanoidSydePhil is ok with someone sending him something they could easily double their money with for free?

This is what gets me also. So someone managed to get a series X at release knows they’ll never use it cause they’re supposedly a pc gamer and instead of flipping it for probably double what they paid they decide to hold onto it for 8 months never opening it. Just to give it away and take the $500 loss.

Hell I lucked out and was able to pick one up a couple weeks ago from my local GameStop and first thing I did was contemplate selling it. If I would have been able to get one at release you best believe I would have re sold it instantly for the amount people were paying for them.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

So Dave was talkin about how he has a "silent majority" of fans who support him but don't necessarily watch his streams or interact.

1. Does DSP relate to Nixon on account of them both having massive jowels.
2. That makes zero fucking sense as all of his videos are garbage if you're not "interacting" with him.
3. Videos on Dave's channel are lucky to break 2K views, on a channel with 190K subs. Does Dave not realize how pathetic a watch ratio that is?

Dood that Xbox will help his streams and bring out that thousands strong silent majority. That was one of the more delusional things I've heard from Dave recently. He believes he has many fans and not the 100-200 actual fans he might have in a typical crap stream.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Apparently it's impossible for him to have used the marathon money to buy the console because it's impossible to get a console delivered to your house overnight. Not like Amazon has overnight 2 day shipping or anything.

I’m confused. Yesterday didn’t he mention that he didn’t think it was likely that a fan would send him an Xbox but he got one today. So a fan wasn’t using theirs for months and then decided to send it to Phil with one day shipping only after Phil had been basically asking for one for months?

Hmmmmmm

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

I hope you have enough bleach for your eyes:

I'm sorry.

EDIT: These are AI-enhanced. Click them to gaze at them in their full splendor. I posted them at their full size but some mod didn't like that.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

This is what gets me also. So someone managed to get a series X at release knows they’ll never use it cause they’re supposedly a pc gamer and instead of flipping it for probably double what they paid they decide to hold onto it for 8 months never opening it. Just to give it away and take the $500 loss.

Bloke also never even tried the Xbox, but knew somehow it's not his thing. So why the fuck even buy it? Why buy something you think you might like and not even open it? I know his fans are exceptional but fuck me.
I know that if I decided to piss away 500£ on something I would at the very least give it bloody well go.

I'm not at all annoyed about him buying an Xbox, because I expected Phil will get it after he first started talking about Game Pass. I am simply gobsmacked that people believe this story, because he's clearly taking the piss.

 

[Gramh]

I often go out and buy things I won't want to open because I dislike them and let them sit in my house till streamers show that they are really really really interested and need it for their business growth but only after they have exhausted all other methods such as raising tips goals and putting in almost a full work day. Also I'm retarded as fuck. Also I don't exist.