DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Dread Pirate Retard]

i decided to make my own of how he could rearrange even better his stream, idk why. not like hes going to do it even though i think its good advice (why am i giving phil advice?) would look nice too i think if he had the couch against a wall for posters or other shit, or better angle in the room but i like putting the tv in a corner so i can hide cables better. didnt spend more than 30 secs thinking of this and more than 2mins making it, just to give an idea of how easy phil can improve his streams but doesnt careView attachment 2342724

The AC will freeze the TV and all his cahnsoles you fucking retard.

A free Xbox Series X, a total of $587 in tips and numerous Super Chats yesterday, and over $100 in tips today:

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He just can't stop begging.

It's. Never. Enough.

You may not like it, but this is what what winning looks like

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

NIGGER!

I apologise, just had to get that out of my system. I'm going to be away for a while as I'll be staying in hospital for a stretch. I just want to share something with you all.

I went for a coffee with a girl friend of mine earlier. She is in no way an Internet person, she has FB and Instagram and that's as far as she goes. She came back from the shitter and saw me scanning the farms on my phone, she asked what it was. I told her it's a place to laugh at failed humans. I then told her I use it for shitting on DarksydePhil. She then shocked me with "DarksydePhil sounds familiar, wait isn't that the wanking guy?"

She doesn't play video games, she doesn't know shit about the Internet, she has no interest in anything other than reality TV, but she knows that Phil is the wanking guy.

Bon voyage.

Thanks for the laugh about your friend. Hope everything goes well and you score some medical Marijuana. Don't know how it is in your area but most Americans can get a medical card for simply saying muh depression or I have anxiety. When you comeback Dave will be the same braindead drunk begging POS you remember. Best wishes man.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Holy Christ his fucking pre stream speech….”THE SILENT MAJORITY SUPPORT ME…WE RALLY AGAINST THEM….WE RISE UP IN DEFIANCE!!!”. Someone’s gotta put that to the Gladiator theme and just let it play…lol

i have a great friend in rome called biggus... snortus

 

[Poo Twister]

Thanks for the laugh about your friend. Hope everything goes well and you score some medical Marijuana. Don't know how it is in your area but most Americans can get a medical card for simply saying muh depression or I have anxiety. When you comeback Dave will be the same braindead drunk begging POS you remember. Best wishes man.

Not entirely sure we have access to that here, but there's a fuck load of morphine with my name on it. I don't want to be able to remember my name by the end of tomorrow.

Thank you for the well wishes, thank you all. I really appreciate it.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Not entirely sure we have access to that here, but there's a fuck load of morphine with my name on it. I don't want to be able to remember my name by the end of tomorrow.

Thank you for the well wishes, thank you all. I really appreciate it.

I wish you well fellow detractor. Kick cancers ass like games kick dear Phillips ass.

 

[Julia Chang]

He is so fucking bad at Battlefield it's unreal
He's actually worse than he was in the original TIHYDP for BF4

 

[But I Digress]

Thank you for the well wishes, thank you all. I really appreciate it.

Get better and come back. But if not can I have your stuff?

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

He is so fucking bad at Battlefield it's unreal
He's actually worse than he was in the original TIHYDP for BF4

This is what I imagine it would look like if I handed my mom the controller. Holy shit.

 

[AckedyAckTheSecond]

Thought I'd check up on his stream, and he's playing raging at COD a generic shooter while wearing a vest, glasses and a cowboy hat. I admit the xbox was the missing link, his streams are so different now.

 

[Comma]

A troll has found him in-game in BF4 and is trolling him. DSP is ack-ack-acking it up, acting like he doesn't care, but it's clearly bothering him immensely.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

A troll has found him in-game in BF4 and is trolling him. DSP is ack-ack-acking it up, but it's bothering him immensely.

A fitting name

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Man, that's fucking pitiful. Can't wait to see how he'll fail at 2142

 

[Fragarach]

A free Xbox Series X, a total of $587 in tips and numerous Super Chats yesterday, and over $100 in tips today:

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He just can't stop begging.

It's. Never. Enough.

"This month", "this stream"

-Phil for the past 5+ years

 

[Salubrious]

A free Xbox Series X, a total of $587 in tips and numerous Super Chats yesterday, and over $100 in tips today:

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He just can't stop begging.

It's. Never. Enough.

It makes no sense in this context, but now this speech is stuck in my head, so I have to post it.

 

[DSPGouting]

Aight the beginning of the game pass stream and saw him browse through all the X S optimized games. The only game I play right now is Conan Exiles and on Xbox to boot.

He must have looked Conan and ARK up before hand and realised he would get trolled and Griefed to oblivion 30 seconds after spawning on a beach in either game cause he didn’t even stop to think about them in the list.

can literally picture people building skyscraper sized messages out of sandstone blocks outside his front door

A 60 foot monument spelling out “Leanna got blacked” would literally take someone 30 mins to grind out and complete

 

[Lolidaki]

this faggot over here acting like battlefield 4 is "outdated" due to not having little bitch tactics to own stream snipers.

 

[Salubrious]

Phil, didn't you tell everyone that you clean your office regularly now? Because of your ear infection, remember? How did you let "2 feet of disgusting dust" pile up?
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Struggling to keep up with your lies?

Why is his Wii still connected? Maybe he could put that in the closet and save a bit of space.

Also, for those DSP fans that read this thread; could someone please suggest to him to use zip-ries or twist-ties or something? I know actually putting all those wires behind the stand would be way too much work for him.

 

[BarbatosRex]

this faggot over here acting like battlefield 4 is "outdated" due to not having little bitch tactics to own stream snipers.

It'll never cease to amuse me that Phil gets pissy at game devs because they don't implement safeguards to prevent streamers from being trolled.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

I enjoyed DSPs chat saying how pathetic and how the troll messing with Phil on Bf4 has no life.

Just remember. That troll is using his game pass to actually PLAY THE GAME and is having fun while you sit and seethe watching a middle aged man play (horribly) at video games.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

A lot of streamers cover the map when they are streaming in order to prevent people from stream sniping. Obviously, Phil hasn't figured out how to do that.