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Something has been on my mind a lot about, DSP. How mentally unwell he must be to quite literally make up people in his head and talk to them -using the term talk loosely- on stream when he looks directly at his camera. Case in point. Buys himself the new xbox literally days after raising a ton of money, then goes on camera to thank this made up person or when he gets multiple tips from whales and their sock accounts and thanks them as if they are individual people. Another thing, DSP does is he adds his own vocabulary to the words of people he comes across for example, Phil uses the word malicious more than any person I have ever seen. Malicious trolls. Phil is very mentally unwell in my opinion, years of isolation that has been documented by him showcases this.

sometimes I think about the amount of energy it takes to lie constantly, no wonder he's always tired

He's actually really bad at lying. Like, really, really bad. His body language is that of a liar, his eyes rocket all over the place, he often gets entangled in his lies, and generally, he's lost in the sauce most of the time.

you can also see how his body language moves from truth to lie in this reddit clip, his first statement about buying the console, his body language seems normal, then when he corrects himself to say "it was donated", he moves to lie-mode immediately

here's a video which touches on the "believe me look" if anyone is curious, would suggest watching the whole thing cause the scumbag has similar tells to the guy, and the most relevant quote is at 3m03s, "as soon as you see.. [the believe me], ..alarm signals to you, to say "this is not a good person", .... they're manipulating"
 
sometimes I think about the amount of energy it takes to lie constantly, no wonder he's always tired



you can also see how his body language moves from truth to lie in this reddit clip, his first statement about buying the console, his body language seems normal, then when he corrects himself to say "it was donated", he moves to lie-mode immediately

here's a video which touches on the "believe me look" if anyone is curious, and the most relevant quote is at 3m03s, "as soon as you see.. [the believe me], ..alarm signals to you, to say "this is not a good person", .... they're manipulating"
Basically Dave when he's lying.

 
Not saying it's impossible, I mean phil is the perfect example of "who's more foolish the fool or the fool that follows him" but he's a bad liar who can't keep his stories straight.

Claimed he didn't say anything because few people were trolling him behind the scenes and didn't want to get his hopes up, this narrative has changed already a lot of people were trolling him and a few people he knew he could trust offered him an xbox.

Yet he did say a few times that if he hit the member goal he would maybe do his marathon where he played games on XBGP, how if he didn't have an xbox and as he himself said didn't know if the one that was coming was even real would he do this?

Didn't pay for shipping but knows for sure it was $50?

he slipped up a few times saying he paid for it, his little spiel yesterday about how people who got consoles for free just kissed the console's ass but people who paid for them told the truth, then how he's going to give his honest take on it...which, I mean by his own logic he just admitted he paid for it.

his out there story about how a fan donated it with some stupid story about elephants, was what conmen do, they talk in circles with these elborate stories in an attempt to convince people of their con so they don't question it. Like verbal sleight of hand, just phil is an idiot and bad at it so he only gets dumber people, which even that I'm beginning to think it's more people who are as desperate for any attention as phil is and just donate cause it gets the detractor community talking about what sock account this is.

Which the biggest tell is, yes he's dumb but he's also extremely paranoid...in reality. So he kept quiet about it cause he didn't know what was coming yet he was ok with some rando sending him a package which could have been another cardboard dick? He was so hush hush about it till it was about to be delivered where he still wouldn't know what was being delivered, UPS doesn't open the box and tell you what's inside. If he really didn't know what it was or if it worked he would have waited till it was set up and then revealed it, he so paranoid he wouldn't chance getting made an ass out of live on stream with a bricked system or a troll package.

He also tweeted there was a surprise then tweeted there might be a surprise he doesn't know it could be nothing.

It's possible, sure, but there's a lot of things that point to him lying his ass off about it.
He so knew it was coming that he had to see what vehicle was outside the day before.
 
He so knew it was coming that he had to see what vehicle was outside the day before.
Dave either knew it was coming or had received it before and held onto it until Monday when he could conveniently have it take over his streaming week.

It's not like Dave hasn't been able to keep shit behind the scenes before, waiting for the right moment to trot it out for maximum profit. He kept Jasper hidden for quite some time before doing the 2K reveal.

So he could've just said he heard a car outside, conveniently right when his "demanding people to become members" segment ended, then fucked around playing WWE champions for a couple minutes before bringing the Xbox back from out of the closet or something.

If it was legitimately delivered that day, no way Dave would have brought it onto stream without testing it first if he hadn't bought it.
 
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Could someone explain this tweet to me please. I'm guessing these are boomer references?
It's a bunch of references to Nickelodeon shows from the 90's.

Doug
Salute your shorts
You can't do that on television
Guts
Double Dare
Are you afraid of the dark

Dave would have been around 10 when these all aired.
 
He's actually really bad at lying. Like, really, really bad. His body language is that of a liar, his eyes rocket all over the place, he often gets entangled in his lies, and generally, he's lost in the sauce most of the time.

The problem is, you really can't challenge anything he says.

Call him out in chat? Get the lean-in manual snort
Twitter? Blocked.
Make a response video? Ignored.

There have been people like Tevin who would call him out in the span of years, still, he doesn't acknowledge anything.

That pseudo-interview with the fatass cuck The Quartering was the closest thing we'll ever come to anyone challenging DSP to back up what he says.

His voice is the only one you hear in the stream, the stories of 'people' he interacts with are told only through his perspective (and we all know how much DSP embellishes what peepul say), stories of what happens behind the scenes are exclusively limited to what he says.

And somehow people still trust him enough to buy him stuff and help him out financially.

A man who has been caught blatantly lying about things that are on video, many many times. One of the latest examples is his "10 year plan" retcon, an absolute lie.

He's also a man who considers that he doesn't owe the people who finance him any transparency whatsoever. The dudes that have been bankrolling his pathetic lifestyle for over a decade don't get to know anything.




However, the pahsitive aspect of all of this is that he's basically done. There is no comprehensible way Dark can grow his presence on youtube. He refuses to do any grind whatsoever, his fanbase is dwindling and he needs more money than ever (which is a thing that happens quite frequently). He looks mentally finished, tired, lashes out at the few people who throw him some change every once in a while, he's forced to be a bitch to people like OIC, who humiliate him on his own stream for some spare change.

Surprisingly, his business plan of "just give me money so I can exist" is pretty trash and not scaleable. Patreon will go up, then down as time goes by. We'll be seeing many many more slow nights and begging tweets, lashing out at chat, bans and so on...

And what about his plan? To inherit everything when his old folks die?

OK.

That's fine. By the time that happens, DSP will be a broken old sack of shit. He's currently a 39 going on 54, with every medical condition in the book. He spent the best time of his life living day-to-day like an indebted drug pusher, begging like a dog, uncertain about anything in his life. With zero social or physical activity, he has wasted away his only life (remember, this is not a vidya) on shitty fast food, buying statues, and being toxic. And everyone knows. So by the time he reaches that point of his life, when he doesn't have to humiliate himself for a dollar, the only thing left for him to do is roll over and die.
These are all great points and I think people need to keep in mind that regardless of how much money he pulls in a single or month or whatever, he's absolutely miserable.

The reality he lives in is a sharp contrast from who his ego thinks he should be. In his head he's this amazing entertainer/gamer that millions of people around the world are just hyped and dying to watch but then he flips on his stream for like 250 people. For a guy that craves attention, he has to be absolutely humiliated at how low his views are nowadays. He tries to cope by claiming he doesn't care about views or lashing out at more successful streamers but he 100% cares that he doesn't get the attention he feels he deserves. You could see from that infamous pokemon sun and moon freakout that he was furious when his views started steadily declining.

And I haven't even really touched on money yet, which is way worse than just the fame/attention part. He knows he's dependent on others and hates his fans/paypigs because of this, the power they have over him. Before back in the youtube ad revenue days dsp could play what he wanted and upload whenever he wanted and answered to no one while pulling in stupid amounts of money. He could also show off his expensive hotel rooms and new toys. Now he has to hide everything even remotely related to spending money while not making near the money he feels he deserves.

Dsp has to wake up everyday to play games he hates, in front of people he hates and is laughed at and mocked by people all over the internet for. For a narcissist/egomaniac, it has to kill him inside to have such little control over his life. He tries his best to hide it but he is so angry and humiliated that so many people laugh at him on the internet.
 
I'm betting that he did pushups on his knees. I sincerely doubt those atrophied arms can hold up all that pork.
I very much doubt he did any push-ups at all. Likely just there swaying side to side while using most of his brain power to count to 25; Which for someone like Phil, is impressive in it's own way.

Also, I keep hearing about this elephant story but haven't seen it myself. Could one of you handsome bastards link me to that shit? Please and thank you.
 
sometimes I think about the amount of energy it takes to lie constantly, no wonder he's always tired
For the normal person it takes less energy to be happy than it does to be miserable and toxic. Lying also uses a lot more of your brains resources. Phil definitely has more than a few mental health problems. He really isn't a functioning adult.
 
For the normal person it takes less energy to be happy than it does to be miserable and toxic. Lying also uses a lot more of your brains resources. Phil definitely has more than a few mental health problems. He really isn't a functioning adult.
One thing I've noticed is that even when he's telling the truth he still has the body language and language tactics of a liar, it's just not as blatant as when he's telling a lie. He's been lying and bullshitting for so long while living like a hermit and isolating himself from any outside feedback and genuine constructive criticism that lying has become his default state.
 
All this talk about Phil being a smug asshole about solving Danganronpa’s puzzles makes me imagine just how utterly lost he’d be with a properly difficult mystery game made for adults like Return of the Obra Dinn or Her Story. These games were so challenging and had mysteries that were so convoluted and tangled that I had to boot up Notepad to actually keep tabs on certain details and characters. These games don’t hold your hand either. They give you a brief five minute tutorial to explain the unique tools you’re given to solve the mystery (the pocket watch in Obra Dinn and the sorting program in Her Story) and then send you on your way to make sense of the chaos.

Phil would sit through the tutorial, see the first few freebie scenes that are made to get you going, pay zero attention to any obvious hints, and then immediately whine about how the game doesn’t make anything clear the moment it cuts him loose. The dude is legit too stupid to appreciate any game that gives its players a modicum of independence because he doesn’t really want to experience a game, he just wants to watch a glorified interactive movie and turn his brain off.
 
Feel free to rate me LATE but I want to bring back your attention to early this week when Phil lashed

Yea but even then... sometimes... even if the devs show him where to go, he cant find it. He is soo dumb.

Half my remaining brain cells withered away to nothingness from the sheer fucking idiocy on display here. I really hope Jeanne beat his ass something fierce.
 
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