Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It's funny how she eventually and finally admits to something that those of us with eyes and brains have already seen. This is what happens when you never grow up and face the world as an adult.
It has been evident for quite some time that her income is not what it used to be. However, she did pretty well nothing to increase this income. She tried haphazardly a Patreon, tried to get a business going selling used earrings, and now selling her hoards.

She reslated last night to tonight, so presumably tonight. I guess Becky wasn't around last night to set up all the shit in front of the mattress she sits on in the living room. The fact that she still, after over nine years, has no set job-related setup to do her shit continues to amaze me (even though I know she's a lazy shit), and speaks volumes about how she views her "job".
She really has no talent. Most YTers have improved their craft after so many years. Amber, not so much.

What I'm really curious about is what happens when Becky leaves, either because she's reached the end of the time she said she would say, or if she finally snaps because Big Al is being a bitch to her. I can't wait to see.
Same here. I do not think that there is a new girlfriend in the offing, so either she moves by herself in Lexington, or to Oklahoma City close to her family. Either way, she is sleeping by herself for the foreseeable future. She never wanted to grow up; now she is forced to it.
 
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She’s e-begging.
 
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It has been evident for quite some time that her income is not what it used to be. However, she did pretty well nothing to increase this income. She tried haphazardly a Patreon, tried to get a business going selling used earrings, and now selling her hoards.

What she should have done - and could still do if she was not such a fucking lazy POS - is merch. There are endless Amberisms to use, and she had her butler of an "artist" to help with the layout (hire a real artist for designs other than text-based stuff, Big Al). But no, pissing away opportunities and money are her situation type deal.

She really has no talent. Most YTers have improved their craft after so many years. Amber, not so much.

That's why I always say that if she lost all the ellbees, she'd be completely uninteresting and her channel would die. She has no interests except eating and shopping. She has no hobbies except wasting money. She is not intellectually capable of carrying on an extended conversation about anything, even eating or shopping. She isn't smart enough to provide rational commentary on media, like books, music, or even YT videos. She isn't mature enough to look into the future and what possibilities may exist so she can capably plan now for them.

Same here. I do not think that there is a new girlfriend in the offing, so either she moves by herself in Lexington, or to Oklahoma City close to her family. Either way, she is sleeping by herself for the foreseeable future. She never wanted to grow up; now she is forced to it.

I wouldn't say anything absolute on that just yet. As we can clearly see from the Becky Era, there are people/grifters out there who will go to her, either because they think they can turn her around, or get their hands on her bank account. She doesn't like to be alone, and she has a habit of rushing into things,
and one of these days, that's going to bite her in her giant shelfass, when she finds her bank account drained and a note on the bed that says ,"Seeya!"

You SHOULD be ashamed. 99% of the people in this country did not and do not have the opportunity you stumbled into by sheer luck. You SHOULD have had health insurance. You SHOULD have not blown ungodly amounts of money on bullshit like clothes you never wear and journals you never use. You SHOULD grow the fuck up, finally.
 
You SHOULD be ashamed. 99% of the people in this country did not and do not have the opportunity you stumbled into by sheer luck. You SHOULD have had health insurance. You SHOULD have not blown ungodly amounts of money on bullshit like clothes you never wear and journals you never use. You SHOULD grow the fuck up, finally.
She's been on YouTube for what, eight or nine years now? This is the longest coming of age story I've ever seen.
 
You SHOULD have not blown ungodly amounts of money on bullshit like clothes you never wear and journals you never use.
Wow, that's really unfair. She also spent the money on random plastic shit and stickers.

And yeah, she may not be as financially stable as she once was but she has a lot of containers for wEekLy fOod pRep to show for it. And suuure, she and Becky might need money to stort new loives but at least Becky has seven hundred shirts with cartoon characters on them to keep her warm. That's money well spent. Dana and her son Dusty had deodorants and toothpaste for a year because of Moneybagslynn. I mean, you can't put a price on that.
 
Ironically... this is also a picture of a white knight neck beard who comes to a half-ton failure-to-launch softmaxxer's defense.

The fake nails and whore lashes sagas were the only good moments in the last few years. I still can’t believe she had two incredible storylines (the cancer saga and meeting her meth-addicted mother after 10 years) and the best thing about that was those fucking nails. How do you turn your cancer diagnosis into a snoozefest?
meth-addict mother saga could make a round two, yeah? someone's gonna have to: swab her ass, walk the Twinkster, buy her groceries, do her laundry now that her lived in Cherokee has departed.

James King died in 2020. Cause unknown, he'd multiple health issues. James got up to 840lb while in treatment on the show, and Dr Now reported his wife for abuse, accusing her of feeding James to death. Sad episode, James was very manipulative and deep in denial.

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OP was under the impression the store didn't provide scooters.

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Other titbits. Tidbits? Very tired, extra info.

Ties in with the angles thing.
Per Torrids size guide, she's now wider than she is tall.
So 'shape' wise, sphere, aiming for ellipse?

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Facebook haydurs get around..

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OP doesn't sound like she hid her amusement/ lols at meeting Amber, don't know why she'd be thrown that Amber appeared guarded, and less than pleased to meet her.
As Situation said, I'm sure most encounters she has with the public are haydur related.
Gimme some o' them reg rolls!!
 
As we can clearly see from the Becky Era, there are people/grifters out there who will go to her, either because they think they can turn her around, or get their hands on her bank account. She doesn't like to be alone, and she has a habit of rushing into things,
and one of these days, that's going to bite her in her giant shelfass, when she finds her bank account drained and a note on the bed that says ,"Seeya!"
Personally I'm just keeping an eye on #Amberlynn to see which kind of new person she gets, a decent one that is at least somewhat kind and helpful, or a user/abuser.
 
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8pm over yonder. The Beast should have risen from her slumber by now. And I reckon it's too late to call in sick. Perhaps we will get our live after a last-minute food order. Everywhere that delivers closes at 9.

I am hoping for a quick 5 min sobbing saying that Becky packed her bags and has left already - because I am a cunt

Personally I'm just keeping an eye on #Amberlynn to see which kind of new person she gets, a decent one that is at least somewhat kind and helpful, or a user/abuser.
At this stage the only person who she will latch on is a feeder - no one is going to do it for the money because it is clear that she does not have any
 
8pm over yonder. The Beast should have risen from her slumber by now. And I reckon it's too late to call in sick. Perhaps we will get our live after a last-minute food order. Everywhere that delivers closes at 9.
I think she might be ghosting her audience tonight. What a shame. She had lasted longer than expected but I doubt she'll loose any of her shelf ass kissing members.
 
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