Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

I thought it was anyone generating income from USA viewers. I might be wrong but there was a big announcement that they would start withholdings as of June 2021

U.S. tax requirements for YouTube earnings - YouTube Help

Either way after being on YT for near a decade and them reporting all their disbursements to the IRS the hammer has been dropped on Amber. I figure she would ignore it all until it got to the point they garnish anything be paid to her under her SS#

Yes. Her little throw away comment about getting hit by more taxes than she expected earlier in the year was quite telling.

 

[Hermoine Granger]

I really don't know why I expected more of someone with your username...

Guys…I said I feel like buying something. Never said I was goi to do it and I am not. I just thought it would be funny to see how it arrived. BUT…there are YouTube videos for that so I don’t have to buy it. Calm down

I, for one, would love to see her sent to prison. Not because she's genuinely reprehensible or that she deserves it, but because I find the thought of her being sent to the slammer over tax evasion hilarious. Do prisons know how to accommodate someone of her bulk?

Maybe three small meals and a hard plastic cot will finally be the kickstart she needs to lose weight. Or maybe she'll just further regress and become a hardened, white trash criminal in prison. Maybe in prison, she'll find true love with a butch older lesbian inmate named Sue or Jo? Maybe Amber will guilt Thumby to smuggling in contraband orange chicken for her fat fix? So many scenarios!

Maybe Jodi Arias will turn lesbian. They’d make a great couple

 

[Squid Bitch]

She wouldn't lose a pound if she was incarcerated. The food served in prison is notoriously awful, but she wouldn't have to worry about that as long as she could get her ambabies, family and whoever else she can grift, to send money to put on her account. Then she'd be filling up that commissary order form with as many honey buns, chocolate bars, chips and ramen noodles as she could. Sure, its no orange chicken, but she'd make do.

She'd probably lose some weight, since she'd be forced to be more active. Don't think they allow mobility scooters for fatasses in prison.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I, for one, would love to see her sent to prison. Not because she's genuinely reprehensible or that she deserves it, but because I find the thought of her being sent to the slammer over tax evasion hilarious. Do prisons know how to accommodate someone of her bulk?

She'd get the same bunk as everyone else and deal with it. COs don't want to hear bullshit about accommodations. They'd probably tell her to lose some weight.

Maybe three small meals and a hard plastic cot will finally be the kickstart she needs to lose weight. Or maybe she'll just further regress and become a hardened, white trash criminal in prison. Maybe in prison, she'll find true love with a butch older lesbian inmate named Sue or Jo? Maybe Amber will guilt Thumby to smuggling in contraband orange chicken for her fat fix? So many scenarios!

She'd buy just about every single item in the commissary and hoard them. She'd need to have a daddy in prison, and fast - a BobbieSueJoe to protect her.

She wouldn't lose a pound if she was incarcerated. The food served in prison is notoriously awful, but she wouldn't have to worry about that as long as she could get her ambabies, family and whoever else she can grift, to send money to put on her account. Then she'd be filling up that commissary order form with as many honey buns, chocolate bars, chips and ramen noodles as she could. Sure, its no orange chicken, but she'd make do.

She does "love" ramen, she claims. Prison ramen can be pretty dolled up beyond the flavoring package if you can either get what you need from the commissary or barter with someone in the mess hall. You can even make pizza using ramen as the crust. Too bad she isn't a pizza kinda gal.

Yes. Her little throw away comment about getting hit by more taxes than she expected earlier in the year was quite telling.

2020 was probably one of her better years, drama-wise, and I bet she had to pay more taxes.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yes. Her little throw away comment about getting hit by more taxes than she expected earlier in the year was quite telling.

It would be pretty bad. It’s not like she’d just be looking at 2019 or so, once IRS came down on her they would have been coming for all those years she didn’t pay taxes - so all of them. The exceptions would be the years her GFs were dumb enough to let her use their SS for her payments.

After Dusty fucked off there was comments about Amber a debit card and who had possession of it. It was obvious “no ID” Amber had Dusty open and account where her YT bucks were deposited.

Whatever the situation it was serious enough that she probably did have to pay her taxes this year because she doesn’t have a option not too. Once the IRS is on your ass, they stay on it until you start voluntarily paying quarterly taxes.

 

[Witchy Wamen]

Guys…I said I feel like buying something. Never said I was goi to do it and I am not. I just thought it would be funny to see how it arrived. BUT…there are YouTube videos for that so I don’t have to buy it. Calm down

Spoiler: Spoiler

I'm just excited to see how long Big Al can make it into her 4 hour livestream before she quits.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

This bundle shit is so dumb. Not only do you have to happen to like one tacky piece of garbage, but be okay with spending even more to get a bunch of other random tacky pieces of garbage. And in this most recent case, you better also be planning a wedding but have put no work into planning your wedding.

 

[Retarded Potato]

I do wonder if she wrote in it at all, she was selling the journal she had doodled in as if that somehow made it more desirable to own..

Maybe it’s like with artists, where the work of art gains value after the death of the artist. And judging from her health, Amber‘s journals might double in value by next year.

 

[Hermoine Granger]

amber claims she doesn’t know who Joshua moon is….liarlynn…..

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Maybe Jodi Arias will turn lesbian. They’d make a great couple

I seriously considered bailing that pyscho bitch from hell out, despite being in AZ and seeing all the pics where her vag looks like an Arby's roast beef.

Dick in total crazy mebbe just once. Islamic stickers Ahoy! BWAHAHA!

 

[Hermoine Granger]

shots fired by Twinkie Star
I can’t stand when amber says random shit but won’t back it up or explain it. Gorl…if you are going to promote a conspiracy theory you gotta back it up

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

If she wanted to make real bank, she'd auction off the NFTs of her blood soaked panties all over the floor and shit in a bloody toilet.

Ahhhh, capitalism at its finest. Some Bezos rich motherfucker would pay huge bucks for the internet rights to that, as disgusting as it is.

 

[Witchy Wamen]

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shots fired by Twinkie Star
I can’t stand when amber says random shit but won’t back it up or explain it. Gorl…if you are going to promote a conspiracy theory you gotta back it up

Is it really "shots fired" if someone pays her $5 to say it? Big Al still comes out as the winner since she will ignore it and still get paid for it.

I wish fb and yt people were less exceptional even though they still give me laughs at their expense.

 

[Insulin reid]

Is it really "shots fired" if someone pays her $5 to say it? Big Al still comes out as the winner since she will ignore it and still get paid for it.

I wish fb and yt people were less exceptional even though they still give me laughs at their expense.

Yes.
Yes it is, and it's worth the $5.

Humans have been gawking at stupid shit in exchange for pocket change since money was basically invented. Now we have the internet and this is hilarious.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

If she wanted to make real bank, she'd auction off the NFTs of her blood soaked panties all over the floor and shit in a bloody toilet.

Ahhhh, capitalism at its finest. Some Bezos rich motherfucker would pay huge bucks for the internet rights to that, as disgusting as it is.

The non-horrifying part of this made me laugh so hard, imagining her try to say non-fungible token. "Non...what? Fun-guy-bull token? What's thaeaehht?" she'll ask in that nasally voice she uses when she's trying to be cute/quirky/immune to haydurs.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

The non-horrifying part of this made me laugh so hard, imagining her try to say non-fungible token. "Non...what? Fun-guy-bull token? What's thaeaehht?" she'll ask in that nasally voice she uses when she's trying to be cute/quirky/immune to haydurs.

"I've recently been struggling with my NFT's, lots of people have told me I have NFT's. Doctors have told me I have NFT's"

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"I've recently been struggling with my NFT's, lots of people have told me I have NFT's. Doctors have told me I have NFT's"

And now making me laugh about when she was "diagnosed" with ASMR. She has ALL the letters: BPD, ADMR, ADHD and forever onward. I bet her favorite soup is alphabet soup.

 

[Pinga]

I feel like buying something so I can have a souvenir of the Hambeast

Good idea!

Here's what I would suggest:
1.) Go to ALR's Instagram and pick what you want.
2.) Calculate how much you're going to spend on this shit (which, coming from an obese narc who is too dumb/lazy/fat/special to wash herself, is probably going to stink).
3.) Log into your bank account.
4.) Find the contact information of your local animal shelter. This time of year they're swarmed with motherless unwanted kittens + deserted dogs because people wanted a cute puppy in Covid-times and the poor thing had the audacity to grow up.
5.) Deposit the money you were going to spend on the hoard of a mentally unstable animal abuser into the shelters bank account.
6.) Ask yourself how you got here.
7.) Thank me later.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

"I've recently been struggling with my NFT's, lots of people have told me I have NFT's. Doctors have told me I have NFT's"

What the fuck are 'NFT's? - Are they not something to do with Alzheimer's?

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

What the fuck are 'NFT's? - Are they not something to do with Alzheimer's?

Some weird Crypto-block-chain type way of buying worthless digital art off idiot celebrities. (You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't screenshot an NFT)

The joke is that it's another initialism that sounds like it could be a mental condition that Amber would happily add to her mental-badge-of-honour.