DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Covfefe]

I think Phil actually is just a case of extreme delusion. The fact he could do a whole pre stream ragging on companies for "charging $50 more for the same thing" and "not improving", while he operates his streams the exact same way is bonkers. He is incapable of self-reflection and it shows. Also, he can't control his itch to spend money as he hinted about getting that Steam PC/Console hybrid. No, he isn't getting it donated...he will just buy it and then pull the "an anonymous fan" shit he always does. He ranted about Xbox series X at E3 and what do you know a month later he has one. The fact his whales/paypigs can't tell he is just using fundraiser money to get his new toys is disgusting. Like who listens to a guy who says "ignore everyone else and just listen to me". However I do hope Phil continues to buy new stuff over and over. If anyone has this many oppertunities to see the light and chooses to look away then it's their fucking fault and they should be drained by leeches like Phil till there is nothing left.

The moment he saw the new gadget, he planned to buy it and then immediately started thinking about how he could spin it for the paypigs. He is an absolute consoomer whore and I bet anything he gets the OLED Switch too unless his paypigs abandon him by then. He will pull it out and do his stupid soyface and say it's stupid but he had to buy it because the old one died, or he will say that a paypig surprised him with it, or whatever - but he will buy it. His little toxic rant about how stupid Nintendo was is just him being butthurt at "needing" to buy another Switch that isn't MASSIVELY IMPROVED DOOD but rest assured that Open Wallet Phil isn't going to be able to resist an opportunity to whale out on the paypigs' dime.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Piggy needs the latest $700 gamer status symbol to prove he's a successful business style streamer, and the PSVR needs something to keep it company in the dusty corner of the big boy office.
This is what adults call a win-win situation.

Or in this case.......gin - gin

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

The moment he saw the new gadget, he planned to buy it and then immediately started thinking about how he could spin it for the paypigs. He is an absolute consoomer whore and I bet anything he gets the OLED Switch too unless his paypigs abandon him by then. He will pull it out and do his stupid soyface and say it's stupid but he had to buy it because the old one died, or he will say that a paypig surprised him with it, or whatever - but he will buy it. His little toxic rant about how stupid Nintendo was is just him being butthurt at "needing" to buy another Switch that isn't MASSIVELY IMPROVED DOOD but rest assured that Open Wallet Phil isn't going to be able to resist an opportunity to whale out on the paypigs' dime.

Phil's going to buy it, and I imagine he won't talk about it again until he does. I hope Phil does anyways, his paypiggies need to be squeezed more. Jaxxraxor should be saving his money for Phil's fundraise...so should GaryB-I mean OIC.

 

[Coke Zero]

Literally what he said last month.

We've been the next twitch/youtube payment away from being financially saved for the past like 3 years now.

 

[LolCowCentral]

WTF did he do to his goatee?


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It's clearly an arm flexing to show off the bicep. Finally he has a muscle on his body!

 

[gaarashatan]

Massive unrecorded begging segment:

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He needs your help just this last week, guys! He'll be fine once he gets paid by Youtube, I swear! His success will carry him after that!

i guess if you didnt buy an xbox it wouldnt be that much of an issue i mean fuck has it even been a week since the begathon?

LOL ALSO "i wont be mad if you contribute another way" the fuck does that mean? why does it even need to be said you toxic motherfucka? oh right because you have gotten pissed off at so many people via so many reasons (some beyond fucking retarded to say) even ones who have thrown thousands of dollars at you

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

am I seeing it right? he is completely broke and desperate for money and then takes today off missing out on $200-$500?

The only other reason for Phil to do that is if he isn't broke, and he can afford a day off.

After all, this is the same guy who bought a XBOX Series X and still has enough to feed his BuffSweatyMen Mobile game addiction. He's not broke, he's fucking greedy.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Grey Delisle posted this today.


Legit gold.

 

[wahkando]

Should I ask what Discord this guy is talking about?
Specially because we're having lots of 'karls' whaling out today?

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I am almost certain vestkarl is battleduck 9000. he loves to jerk off snowkarl and goes all in on the snowkarl memes and tipped very quickly after they started talking in chat. and battleduck doesn't seem like a detractor discord kinda guy, since he's yano, a total retard.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

But I'm a no life loser who lives in my parents' basement! All I have to live for is seething at DSP and punching the air!

Did your arms feel better yesterday after taking a pill and one of the mods leaving you somewhere? Living in a basement you say....do you have tons of fanta and doritos for sustenance?

 

[LolCowCentral]

I believe he's teasing a new laptop from "some other fan behind the scenes" who wanted to get him the xbox, but wasnt able to get it for him.
1. It's nowhere near as "positive" as the xbox.
2. Viewers wont notice a difference.
3. It will improve how the streams work behind the scenes.

Turns out Phil is a charity streamer after all. He is the charity.

 

[Boogiesfatasfuck]

Why the fuck does DSP care about Valve’s latest overpriced experimental hardware that will stop being manufactured in 4 months? He MUST have a surplus of cash right now.

i think besides his gacha addiction, he’s addicted to spending money for that easy dopamine fix.

The new shineys make him feel good for a few days, then he’s back into his usual miserable ass self.

he is like a child that cries until they get the new toy, then once they have it, it gets tossed into a pile of the other toys and forgotten about it.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I swear to god if he gets that shit instead of a normal pc, im gonna flip out. Thats the LAST thing he needs.

Phil is the exact person who should get a maxed out $5000 desktop PC since he's a shut-in, streams for a living, has the funds for it, and the time it would save him in the long run would be more than worth it.

So, yes, I want him to buy this handheld PC thing that's for kids and noobs that don't know any better.

 

[Forbidden Math]

he is like a child that cries until they get the new toy, then once they have it, it gets tossed into a pile of the other toys and forgotten about it.

And that is exactly what would have happened if he had gotten that Wolverine figure he wanted, forgotten in a week like all the other toys his parents no doubt spoiled him with. The funny part is he only remembers the things he didn't get because he's so entitled he thinks it's the biggest slight in the world that a child didn't get a rare toy.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

So, yes, I want him to buy this handheld PC thing that's for kids and noobs that don't know any better.

Thats both him and his audience just btw

 

[DZoomer]

Massive unrecorded begging segment:

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C'mon doods, $50 an hour isn't enough. He needs your help just this last week, guys! He'll be fine once he gets paid by Youtube, I swear! His success will carry him after that, and everything will be back to normal! C'mon, just this week. It's only one week, you guys.

Here's what I don't get about the autism vortex: if Phil's whales are so rich and willing to give Phil tons of money... Why does Phil beg so much?

No, really, think about it. If these people are willing to waste thousands upon thousands of dollars every year on Phil, why do they make Phil beg? Why wouldn't they just donate 200 on the first minute of the stream every stream?

That's one of the things that I don't really understand about these folks.

Do they, like Phil, enjoy watching others humiliating themselves, and so they want to see Phil beg?

Are they not really that rich and so they have to wait as much as possible to only donate what's necessary to make Phil reach the tips goal? Imagine budgeting and taking into consideration your DSP-related expenses, I'd probably kill myself.

Does Phil only ever beg that much when he hasn't prearranged some whale coming by to drop a considerable chunk of money?

I'll never get it tbh.

 

[Pargon]

Here's what I don't get about the autism vortex: if Phil's whales are so rich and willing to give Phil tons of money... Why does Phil beg so much?

No, really, think about it. If these people are willing to waste thousands upon thousands of dollars every year on Phil, why do they make Phil beg? Why wouldn't they just donate 200 on the first minute of the stream every stream?

That's one of the things that I don't really understand about these folks.

Do they, like Phil, enjoy watching others humiliating themselves, and so they want to see Phil beg?

Are they not really that rich and so they have to wait as much as possible to only donate what's necessary to make Phil reach the tips goal? Imagine budgeting and taking into consideration your DSP-related expenses, I'd probably kill myself.

Does Phil only ever beg that much when he hasn't prearranged some whale coming by to drop a considerable chunk of money?

I'll never get it tbh.

Because however much he gets, he could have gotten more. Greed really is massively strong, and he would know, because between his gambling addiction and his consoomerism he just can’t stop. Acquisition of material and digital shit has become his entire life and he’s decided that he’s not going to pay for a cent of it himself.

Phil is going to have pigs whoring for him until he dies on stream or finds some other easier, more lucrative scam and he’ll drop them like a bad habit. I hope OIC and the rest of them really treasure those memories of half-assed shoutouts and people freaking out over them on the ass-end of the internet because they’re certainly paying enough for them.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Here's what I don't get about the autism vortex: if Phil's whales are so rich and willing to give Phil tons of money... Why does Phil beg so much?

No, really, think about it. If these people are willing to waste thousands upon thousands of dollars every year on Phil, why do they make Phil beg? Why wouldn't they just donate 200 on the first minute of the stream every stream?

That's one of the things that I don't really understand about these folks.

Do they, like Phil, enjoy watching others humiliating themselves, and so they want to see Phil beg?

Are they not really that rich and so they have to wait as much as possible to only donate what's necessary to make Phil reach the tips goal? Imagine budgeting and taking into consideration your DSP-related expenses, I'd probably kill myself.

Does Phil only ever beg that much when he hasn't prearranged some whale coming by to drop a considerable chunk of money?

I'll never get it tbh.

I just assume DSP will beg regardless, but you raise a good question as to why his fans don't just instantly hit the tips goal every stream. Traditional streamer I'd say they only donate if they're having fun, but with DSP it's supposed to be about supporting him (which is creepy and hilarious that he frames it like that).

 

[tomstone]

Here's what I don't get about the autism vortex: if Phil's whales are so rich and willing to give Phil tons of money... Why does Phil beg so much?

No, really, think about it. If these people are willing to waste thousands upon thousands of dollars every year on Phil, why do they make Phil beg? Why wouldn't they just donate 200 on the first minute of the stream every stream?

That's one of the things that I don't really understand about these folks.

Do they, like Phil, enjoy watching others humiliating themselves, and so they want to see Phil beg?

Are they not really that rich and so they have to wait as much as possible to only donate what's necessary to make Phil reach the tips goal? Imagine budgeting and taking into consideration your DSP-related expenses, I'd probably kill myself.

Does Phil only ever beg that much when he hasn't prearranged some whale coming by to drop a considerable chunk of money?

I'll never get it tbh.

thats just streaming culture.
you could ask these question about every streamer. you dont just join the stream drop your load and then watch. its all about getting attention.
the paypigs get more attention from their findom if the drop 20x $50 a month and not 1x $1000. the $1000 will get memoryholed immediately, just like $1 or $50.

and I dont think they are rich, most likely there isnt not 1 of them who makes as much money as their findom.

 

[arrivefriday]

Here's an hours worth of effort, 45 minutes looking for the wojaks and 15 minutes fucking around in Paint

Was originally gonna be the "Yes honey" meme but I got sidetracked and I realized I wasn't talented enough to pull it of in a decent way.