Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Smithfield Ham]

The cool thing about most religions is all the rules for them were written thousands of years ago if not longer, and followers are explicitly forbidden from adding on to them, making new ones or changing the old ones. They're subject to "interpretation" but the groundwork remains fundamentally unchanged for centuries. Virtues don't turn into vices overnight, an action considered altruistic a year ago doesn't become problematic , and unless you're getting conned by a false prophet, the rules don't change based on what would benefit them in the moment.

With Movie Bob's establishment worship, the rules change on a dime and he has to basically forget whatever he said last time.

 

[Chudbacca]

What I find odd is that Bob still insists that his side is made up of "Thinkers", that Christians are "Believers", and that "Believers" are inferior.

A couple of weeks ago at Mass, my priest gave a homily about how simple it is to live a Christian life compared to sinning - for instance, it's a lot simpler to tell the truth rather than lie and have to constantly remember how you lied. In contrast, Bob's religion requires that you follow different and constantly changing precepts - the vaccine is bad unless Biden's president in which case it's good, black lives matter unless those black people happen to vote Republican - and you can't deny that Bob places his faith in the government and this idea of a superior future, as he does in this tweet where he defends the government having absolute power over people's communication and places his faith in the government being all-good. Even if we remove God's existence and the truth of either religion from the equation, if you gave me a choice between following the "simple" rules of Catholicism and the byzantine, ever-changing rules of liberalism, I'd take the Catholic Church any day.

Bob is a fat cuck and puts men above him rather than God above all. No wonder he gargles government gooch,

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

My favorite thing about the MCU is that it's starting to suffer the same problem as the comics where there's too much interconnected shit that you have to pay attention to for any of it to make sense. If you don't give a shit about WandaVision is phase 4 or whatever going to make any sense? What about if Loki looks retarded to you?

The bloat is inevitable.

I never even got around to finishing the Marvel Netflix shows. I stopped after Iron Fist season 1. I didn't even see The Defenders.

I heard Defenders wasn't very good anyway.

 

[Chudbacca]

The cool thing about most religions is all the rules for them were written thousands of years ago if not longer, and followers are explicitly forbidden from adding on to them, making new ones or changing the old ones. They're subject to "interpretation" but the groundwork remains fundamentally unchanged for centuries. Virtues don't turn into vices overnight, an action considered altruistic a year ago doesn't become problematic , and unless you're getting conned by a false prophet, the rules don't change based on what would benefit them in the moment.

With Movie Bob's establishment worship, the rules change on a dime and he has to basically forget whatever he said last time.

Exactly. People make themselves their own Gods and thus have no true guidance. Ruled by ego, lead by ego, no values or qualities or permanence, just acts and ideologies fueling the ego.

That's why Bob is FAT, retarded, mad, judgmental, and a cuckold - he gives into all base vices and thus has no backbone. Not sure how cartilage supports that big of a pussy but it seems to work pretty well for aquatic beasts.

 

[Chudbacca]

I know that norms like Bob will pull out the "movies don't have to follow the comics" card, but screw it. Riri demanded that her first-grade teacher oppress her and stole parts from MIT after they gave her a full scholarship because she is a savant whereas Tony built his armor from a box of scraps inside a came. Additionally, from what I can piece together, the tragedy that happened in her life (the deaths of her best friend and stepfather) is completely divorced from her motivations to be a hero. Part of the pathos of Tony Stark was the realization that the enemy was using his weapons to kill American soldier and his desire to atone for that. For Peter Parker it was the death of his uncle, which he could've stopped. Riri and this generation of heroes have no true motivations for taking up the costume beyond seeking attention and validation. Captain Marvel was a grim portent as she acted more like a narcissist throughout that film than an aspirational figure.

1) Kang was a descendent of Reed's father--also named Nathaniel--making Reed a distant half-uncle.

2) You know that white people have procreated with blacks, or is Bob now anti-miscegenation now?

No disrespect to you, but hearing grown men talk about fictional characters like they're real people just does something to me. Of course I do it as well sometimes, but I try not to he so gay when I do it. Ha ha.

 

[Red Hood]

Exactly. People make themselves their own Gods and thus have no true guidance. Ruled by ego, lead by ego, no values or qualities or permanence, just acts and ideologies fueling the ego.

That's why Bob is FAT, retarded, mad, judgmental, and a cuckold - he gives into all base vices and thus has no backbone. Not sure how cartilage supports that big of a pussy but it seems to work pretty well for aquatic beasts.

Bob would have to have a significant other to be a cuckold.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Why are they acting like Kang being a descendant of Reed Richards is a forgone conclusion?

This is the MCU. They don't care about the comics.

I wouldn't be surprised if they make Kang a descendant of Tony Stark, because everything in this universe revolves around him it seems.

 

[Adamska]

Why are they acting like Kang being a descendant of Reed Richards is a forgone conclusion?

This is the MCU. They don't care about the comics.

I wouldn't be surprised if they make Kang a descendant of Tony Stark, because everything in this universe revolves around him it seems.

Or they do my insanity and make him a descendent of Namor, since Sue cucks Reed with him.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Bob is more akin to Fat Buu, but with the personality of Evil Buu.

With the undeserved ego of Mr Satan.

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Is this a fictitious set? Because it looks like somewhere in Europe and I thought Europe was Superiah?

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No Chris, you need to invest in paying off your debt.

 

[Flexo]

Oh the irony is the actor who started the MCU is a HUGE Mel Gibson supporter.

When RDJ was at his low point it was Mel who called him up with work offers.

RDJ even once gave a speech at some Hollywood award show or some self jerking off event they were having where he defended Mel and told the crowd everyone in Hollywood eventually screws up and if you don't think so or think it will never happen to you then you're in the wrong business.

So yeah RDJ is the complete opposite of Bobert in everyway.

Edit: I wish it happened just so Blobby could had died of rage. But there was a time where RDJ said he'd only do an Iron Man 4 if Mel got to direct it.

It's a great moment.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Bob is more akin to Fat Buu, but with the personality of Evil Buu.

That's implying Bob is a physical threat.

A more accurate metaphor would be Bob going from this...

To this...

It's even more better when you remember how much of a coward this character is.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Virtues don't turn into vices overnight, an action considered altruistic a year ago doesn't become problematic , and unless you're getting conned by a false prophet, the rules don't change based on what would benefit them in the moment.

I see you've never met progressive "Christians".

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

I know that norms like Bob will pull out the "movies don't have to follow the comics" card, but screw it. Riri demanded that her first-grade teacher oppress her and stole parts from MIT after they gave her a full scholarship because she is a savant whereas Tony built his armor from a box of scraps inside a came. Additionally, from what I can piece together, the tragedy that happened in her life (the deaths of her best friend and stepfather) is completely divorced from her motivations to be a hero. Part of the pathos of Tony Stark was the realization that the enemy was using his weapons to kill American soldier and his desire to atone for that. For Peter Parker it was the death of his uncle, which he could've stopped. Riri and this generation of heroes have no true motivations for taking up the costume beyond seeking attention and validation. Captain Marvel was a grim portent as she acted more like a narcissist throughout that film than an aspirational figure.

Exactly.

Today’s heroes lack motivation and conviction. All their reasons for being heroes is based on their deepest desires.

All they want is glory. They have to be the best. The smartest, the strongest, the cutest.

It why these consumers/SJWS like them so much.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Are we casting The bob chipman Story now?

It's more speculative than anything. No actor with an ounce of dignity would play Bob. Even porn actors have enough self-respect to refuse to play the Diabetic Dictator.

 

[Red Hood]

Exactly.

Today’s heroes lack motivation and conviction. All their reasons for being heroes is based on their deepest desires.

All they want is glory. They have to be the best. The smartest, the strongest, the cutest.

It why these consumers/SJWS like them so much.

Honestly, using power to fulfill your personal desires than as a responsibility to society to use your gifts to serve mankind seems a little selfish, tovarisch!

It's more speculative than anything. No actor with an ounce of dignity would play Bob. Even porn actors have enough self-respect to refuse to play the Diabetic Dictator.

I was gonna say this would actually be pretty good casting.

 

[Koby_Fish]

speaking of Bob's idea/movie pitch of "Care bears, but Paradise Lost", Robot Chicken already did it or close enough:

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Exactly.

Today’s heroes lack motivation and conviction. All their reasons for being heroes is based on their deepest desires.

All they want is glory. They have to be the best. The smartest, the strongest, the cutest.

It why these consumers/SJWS like them so much.

That only works when you're not supposed to take the character that seriously, like Darkwing Duck.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

speaking of Bob's idea/movie pitch of "Care bears, but Paradise Lost", Robot Chicken already did it or close enough:

It would be funny if instead of New Jersey, God punished them by turning them into Baahstan.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Exactly.

Today’s heroes lack motivation and conviction. All their reasons for being heroes is based on their deepest desires.

All they want is glory. They have to be the best. The smartest, the strongest, the cutest.

It why these consumers/SJWS like them so much.

I wonder if it's because these SJWs watched Pokemon and shonen anime as kids and concluded that a protagonist's job was to be the very best at something, ignoring the parts of the anime where the protagonist helped people or fought evil along the way.

Shifting gears, EmpLemon put out a new video about Nintendo and it's awful fanbase. I couldn't help but think this was a documentary about MovieBob himself:

 

[Red Hood]

I wonder if it's because these SJWs watched Pokemon and shonen anime as kids and concluded that a protagonist's job was to be the very best at something, ignoring the parts of the anime where the protagonist helped people or fought evil along the way.

Shifting gears, EmpLemon put out a new video about Nintendo and it's awful fanbase. I couldn't help but think this was a documentary about MovieBob himself:

Or the part where they work hard and achieve mastery of what they're doing. But maybe that's more battle shonen and not toy commercials like Pokemon.