Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FrownyFace]

Here’s some snaps from Hammy!

Up first we have a strange soundless video (apologies for just the screenshot) of Eric:



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and a cringe filter selfie of the eye fuck queen herself:
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Seeeeee, you guys? She’s still such good friends with Eric and Ricky! I imagine we’ve all bumped into a friend’s ex at some point and know how awkward it feels. But just imagine still having to hang out with your friend’s loud, smelly 600lb ex who treats your friend like even worse garbage than before AND takes your picture to put up on social media for thousands of strangers to talk about you again. If Eric had any sense, he’d tell Becky he doesn’t want to hang out with her until she’s not baby sitting AngzietyAmber. But, yea.

 

[Wonky Eye]

Reminder that this is where a human jawbone is.

This isn't even a double-chin anymore, just one humongus, fat beak where she stores food. Pelicanlynn.

 

[tarrant]

Apologies if this was posted already, I don't remember seeing it though, but Amber updated her IG bio. Empath? Really? lmao

 

[Valhalla]

She has also said that she never learned anything because she didn't pay attention and just goofed off in class all the time. Do you really believe she is so ignorant because she is victimlynn instead of lazylynn?

I was really looking at it in a more objective way.

Spoiler: Slight PL

I moved once while in elementary school, and it took me a while to adjust to where they were at some spots in the curriculum. That’s why 20 or so moves in elementary school is outrageous. If that’s an accurate number.

I find it hard to believe Amber could have learned any of the basic building blocks of education if she moved that many times in elementary school. Then yeah, in middle and high school she “goofed off” (who didn’t) but, prob as more of a cope to act like “she didn’t care” when in reality she had no idea what they were talking about. You are right, if Amber wasn’t lazy, arrogant and all of the other awful personality traits she displays she could have potentially caught up. She refuses to better anything about herself and that’s why we’re here. I, myself, was just a little shocked to find out how truly uneducated our gorl is.

 

[FrownyFace]

Apologies if this was posted already, I don't remember seeing it though, but Amber updated her IG bio. Empath? Really? lmaoView attachment 2357770

That’s a strange way to spell narcissist.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Empath? Really? lmao

Of course, silly. She can hear the screams of all the yardbirds that died to make her oranje cheeckun. She is totally mentally connected at higher brain wave level with everything stuffed in her gaping maw.

People? Ehhh, not so much.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Empath is not a real thing, and there isn't a deathfat alive who doesn't classify themselves as one. Giving is their love language! Amber late and gay as always.

 

[dfranki723]

Clearly this cunt learned nothing from Shane Dawson's downfall. An empath does not state that they are indeed an empath. It's the same for people who brag about being funny, intelligent, charitable, generous or compassionate - if you brag about those things, you're an out of touch egomaniac.
Fatty is the furthest thing from an empath, we all remember the video where Dusty was tore up about her elderly cat (that ALR let out on the sly) and she patronised her and continued to talk about a new couch.
AmberLynn, you're a mindless, thoughtless pig.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

How very strange now that Becky broke up with her because she didn't want to leave the house and do anything she is now going places with her. Even spent a couple days with Becky's family, something she has never done before. It's almost like she is trying to prove to Becky she isn't completely lazy and can actually get off the couch/floor mattress.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Reminder that this is where a human jawbone is.
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This isn't even a double-chin anymore, just one humongus, fat beak where she stores food. Pelicanlynn.

I bet she hasn't had a readily identifiable jawline since she was a newborn,

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I bet she hasn't had a readily identifiable jawline since she was a newborn embryo.

FTFY.

 

[Witch Bitch]

How very strange now that Becky broke up with her because she didn't want to leave the house and do anything she is now going places with her. Even spent a couple days with Becky's family, something she has never done before. It's almost like she is trying to prove to Becky she isn't completely lazy and can actually get off the couch/floor mattress.

As much as shes up and doing she might even loose a few pounds


Surely then becky will see amber gives a shit and stay!

 

[Old Toad]

How very strange now that Becky broke up with her because she didn't want to leave the house and do anything she is now going places with her. Even spent a couple days with Becky's family, something she has never done before. It's almost like she is trying to prove to Becky she isn't completely lazy and can actually get off the couch/floor mattress.

This along with Becky trying to have sex with Amber last week makes me think they're not really broken up. Amber is going to be asking and trying everyday to get Becky back and at this point... it might work. For people like Becky it's probably difficult to date and find dates.

Who is going to want to date someone who is still living with their 600lb bedbound ex-fiance? Can Becky even hold a conversation with someone who doesn't have interest in 90's popculture?

 

[Xenomorph]

Amberlynn Reid
Narc
Fat
In Vino Veritas
Fat
Hebephile
Liar
Try-pop-phobic
Munchie
Fat

 

[inquizadoor]

People in her live were calling her out for never going out or seeing friends so of course she posts "proof" of how social she is. She couldn't even find her own friend either, just Becky's that hate her

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

People in her live were calling her out for never going out or seeing friends so of course she posts "proof" of how social she is. She couldn't even find her own friend either, just Becky's that hate her

She has no friends, and hasn't ever had any. All her "friends" are borrowed or appropriated.

FTFY.

Thank you for that accurate, yet horrifying, correction.

 

[Dona Morte]

And now making me laugh about when she was "diagnosed" with ASMR. She has ALL the letters: BPD, ADMR, ADHD and forever onward. I bet her favorite soup is alphabet soup.

No.
She has the case of "bitch you have EVERYTHING."
Other sufferers include but are not limited to Chantal and Shanny.

 

[bad seed]

Apologies if this was posted already, I don't remember seeing it though, but Amber updated her IG bio. Empath? Really? lmaoView attachment 2357770

Anyone that defines themselves as an empath, are 100% of the time, the furthest thing away from empathetic.

 

[goodgrief]

Reminder that this is where a human jawbone is.
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This isn't even a double-chin anymore, just one humongus, fat beak where she stores food. Pelicanlynn.

I suddenly remembered a video from quite a while back where she ate nearly everything they had. She vlogged that day. And then at the end of it she sat there in the middle of the night eating butter melted over pasta and a nestle drumstick. That was all that was left in the entire house. I could never forget that because of that idea of scarfing down bland pasta in grease. RIP jaw, you will never be seen again.

 

[AmberAlert]

Empath is not a real thing, and there isn't a deathfat alive who doesn't classify themselves as one. Giving is their love language! Amber late and gay as always.

It's a great way to immediately know someone is a retard.