DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Piece of Peace]

Trick question, Phil’s electric bill is due everyday of the year

I was in and out of the stream tonight, but any idea if he explicitly mentioned if the utility in question was the electric bill? It's one of his expenses that I've got a date range for but if he confirmed it was due on the 20th that would be neat.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So let's recap this situation, I did nothing wrong, okay? he bought a 600 dollar laptop or whatever it costs in order to:
a) see his money come in 2 seconds faster for those quicker dopamine hits
b) send out mid-stream beg tweets with more efficiency
c) so his stream chat doesn't "glitch out" (him coping about nobody fucking talking in stream chat lmao, expect to hear about the stream chat "glitching out" for many streams to come!)
Money well fucking spent.

Why does he keep mentioning The Medium as if it’s this great upcoming anticipated playthrough everyone is waiting for?

From what I remember The Medium is one of the few games for which you need a SeS or SeX to play, you can't play it on the Xbone. Another one is the upcoming MS Flight Simulator, which is why he's hyping it up too. It's basically him trying to justify his purchase of the Xbox SeX because he's already feeling buyer's remorse.

 

[Das Fladermaus]

Why didnt he just buy a Tablet?

 

[Mature Adult]

So let's recap this situation, I did nothing wrong, okay? he bought a 600 dollar laptop or whatever it costs in order to:
a) see his money come in 2 seconds faster for those quicker dopamine hits
b) send out mid-stream beg tweets with more efficiency
c) so his stream chat doesn't "glitch out" (him coping about nobody fucking talking in stream chat lmao, expect to hear about the stream chat "glitching out" for many streams to come!)
Money well fucking spent.


From what I remember The Medium is one of the few games for which you need a SeS or SeX to play, you can't play it on the Xbone. Another one is the upcoming MS Flight Simulator, which is why he's hyping it up too. It's basically him trying to justify his purchase of the Xbox SeX because he's already feeling buyer's remorse.

It has already "glitched" his chat, he had to close it and reopen it.
source: @2:04:00

 

[Chef Autism]

I know he's mentioned the console and laptop being donated because he wants to cry poor and because it may be an indicator that you can also donate stuff to him in addition to money.

But I'm kind of surprised he didn't also go the "My wife *thumb* bought them for me dood!" His wheelchairs are too stupid to question why Khet would have that money and not help pay bills, but then again they would get the LIMB if they even tried to question.

If he went the Khet route, he could try to use it as a reason she cares about him and his shtreem so much - "She knew how much this would help me and gave these to me to help the shtreem! She's the best wife ever."

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Why didnt he just buy a Tablet?

Probably got turned off about them because of his fat fingers and his signature "silvano thumb" (knowing his thoughts about typing properly on his iPhone screen to tweet shit).

I don't think he would know what the point of a chromebook is, he'd look at them at face value and say "A chromebook, whuttt? So I can only use Google Chrome and nothing else on there, what a stoopid device dood, these typical nunicks at Google have no idea what they're doing as usual, like just look at the cluster fuck YouTube is".

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

I know he's mentioned the console and laptop being donated because he wants to cry poor and because it may be an indicator that you can also donate stuff to him in addition to money.

But I'm kind of surprised he didn't also go the "My wife *thumb* bought them for me dood!" His wheelchairs are too stupid to question why Khet would have that money and not help pay bills, but then again they would get the LIMB if they even tried to question.

If he went the Khet route, he could try to use it as a reason she cares about him and his shtreem so much - "She knew how much this would help me and gave these to me to help the shtreem! She's the best wife ever."

I don’t even think someone as delusional as Phil is can convince himself that his wife would do such a thing for him. I would not put it past him for him holding some resentment for her shitty gifts that she gives him (the calendar and boxed birthday cake examples).

Plus it could possibly call for 1-2 of his slightly less retarded fans to question her ability to help donate to his “business” when it was slow. But maybe I’m giving some of the ️‘s too much credit for that scenario.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

People really are dumb enough to think some rich jackoffs are gifting these expensive things to this bozo.

What blows my mind more is that they think this is the one time Phil is being honest. He wasn't honest on his bankruptcy, why they think he will be honest to them is beyond me.
Imagine thinking Phil of all people will be honest about anything, let alone money.

I'm baffled that people that would waste hours ripping apart his lies about WWE and bankruptcy just accept this because the story "makes sense".

There are no winners on either side, both sides are exceptional one way or another.

 

[Mr. Brown]

I'm going to assume you're joking.

I'm not joking, read the bankruptcy threads. He had $5k of expenses per month listed in court documents.

 

[FallGout]

Why didnt he just buy a Tablet?

Because I bet he doesn't know you can connect a mouse and keyboard to one and is too lazy to google it. Gotta have a mouse to hand for those quick LIMB's

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

What blows my mind more is that they think this is the one time Phil is being honest. He wasn't honest on his bankruptcy, why they think he will be honest to them is beyond me.
Imagine thinking Phil of all people will be honest about anything, let alone money.

I'm baffled that people that would waste hours ripping apart his lies about WWE and bankruptcy just accept this because the story "makes sense".

There are no winners on either side, both sides are exceptional one way or another.

I think the piglets pretty much know that Phil is lying constantly but it's now an 'us vs them' and I think they're so deep in the shit that they have to keep spending money on Phil before they admit they're wrong. Or they're just being 'epic trolls' who are spending thousands for some gayops.

 

[NynchLiggers]

I think the piglets pretty much know that Phil is lying constantly but it's now an 'us vs them' and I think they're so deep in the shit that they have to keep spending money on Phil before they admit they're wrong. Or they're just being 'epic trolls' who are spending thousands for some gayops.

From the little I understand about unironic DSP fans, the whaling happens because in their obviously warped minds Phil is a fellow sperg fighting against online trollz?

 

[Wurstbrot]

I'm not joking, read the bankruptcy threads. He had $5k of expenses per month listed in court documents.

He even argued lately that $5k $9k isn't weird at all for a 2 person household. Except it still is, except you have uncontrollable spending habits.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

What I love about all this autism is Phil's mental gymnastics to convince his retard audience that these were legitimate donations from a simultaneously ubiquitous and clandestine group "the silent majority". A group that we are told is commonplace, but nowhere to be found. Kind of like "male feminists that aren't sex pests".

So these people, "the silent majority", absolutely love Phil's content. They love him, and his streams, and want to see him continue to succeed. In one case we have a guy who is sitting on a Series X and is willing to pay for shipping, but not take two seconds to sell it for double what he paid for it and just PayPal Phil a fucking band. Which would help more? The Series X or the $1000?

In the next case we have another anonymous fan who is somehow more exceptional. They didn't even allegedly have the item in question, they worked with Phil behind the scenes to get him a laptop that met certain specs, and then dropped what, $500 to $700 bucks? Why not just PayPal the money again? Since when is reading chat or contributions 5 seconds faster more important than the IRS getting off your back or having a roof over your head?

But we're told these will help the streams, big time. Career savers. Game changers. He can do Gamepass now! Except he could do Gamepass with X-Box One. He can read chat and tips now! Except he could do that before.

Phil stamps his feet when his lies aren't bought by people with two brain cells to rub together, to which I say: "come up with better lies". Which sounds more plausible Phil? These people love you so much they're willing to bend over backwards to provide you with expensive trinkets that ostensibly do nothing to keep you going, but are unwilling to help you catch up on these dire bills, or that you bought this shit yourself and want money to make up for your piss-poor spending habits that have been documented for over a decade?

Ack-am's Razor, Phil. It didn't just fuck up your goatee, it fucked up your narrative.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"So Sony's ass-kissing didn't work. How about I try Microsoft next?"

 

[Super Dent Head]

"So Sony's ass-kissing didn't work. How about I try Microsoft next?"

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This guy is like his fans; Willing to suck the dick of anyone bigger than him for just a bit of attention. He's just as pathetic as the speds that hand over their pay check to him.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He even argued lately that $5k isn't weird at all for a 2 person household. Except it still is, except you have uncontrollable spending habits.

Slight correction, he claimed that spending $9k a month ($108k a year) to make ends meet for a household consisting of a married couple with a cat is "normal" and if you argue against that you're just a dumb kid, which is a whole magnitude more insane. If he lived in downtown Manhattan or San Fran, I'd buy it, but he doesn't. The median household income of Renton according to a Google search is $70k a year and for a family (so I'm assuming there's actual children involved and not cat-sons) it's $82k a year.

How are all those other households and families in Renton surviving then? The average household in Renton is missing $38k to even make ends meet while the average family is missing $26k? Makes sense if you don't think about it.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Why didnt he just buy a Tablet?

There's a Leanna joke in there somewhere but I'm waiting for someone else because mine isn't that great.

 

[Pargon]

"So Sony's ass-kissing didn't work. How about I try Microsoft next?"

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“It was the first ever way to play fighting games online from home” Damn I must have completely dreamed up playing MK2 online on the Genesis back in the 90s using a commercially-available dialup modem peripheral. Guess nobody ever played fighting games online with their PCs before 2001 either.

King of Retro.

EDIT: It was called XBAND and it sucked dick. Not a lot of people used it but if you were a kid in the 90s with a gaming mag subscription you knew what this thing was. The ads for it were fucking everywhere.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I wonder if the gin hits the hardest before or after Phil's daily realization that the best thing that came out of his beggacy is the tractor content.

Probably after lol. That's when Dave does stupid shit on twitter.