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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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boo fucking hoo you just bought an Xbox, laptop, and a chair is in the mail
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"...when they gave me the boot."
They didn't give you the boot. They temporarily suspended some of your ability to monetize their platform because you have no impulse control with your fucking tongue. The resulting temper tantrum where you claimed what they were doing was LiTeraLLY iLLegAL was on you.
And besides, you told everyone for years to focus on tipping you directly instead of using the bit/cheering system, which you told everyone for years wasn't a significant portion of your income. And now suddenly it was enough to keep your life "stable" despite constantly telling everyone you were "in the black".
But no, Honest Transparent Phil would never lie to people about something like that, now would he?
 
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LostMy1stAccount said:
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"I have enough money to buy us breakfast"
This motherfucker is really trying to convince everyone that they got literally nothing to eat in the house. :story:
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If anything these tweets imply that Dave literally orders takeout like three times a day, every day. Well, except for his day off when he goes out to a restaurant.
True poverty.
 
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LostMy1stAccount said:
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Where the fuck is Khet's money at?
If Dave's income all goes straight to bills (aka Champions), surely your loving, caring wife is able to pay one time for your day off since she works soooo hard everyday.
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That's her personal spending money dood!
 
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@Dread Pirate Retard covered this, but I want to really emphasize that Phil doesn't get to claim the entirety of any of his bills (save perhaps one of his internet lines) for duh business. He can claim a fraction based on the square footage of the office. I found a percentage that was recommended (10%, maybe?) to use if you just pull all your bills together, but the main point is that his utilities don't even reach $1000. His federal taxes would account for $2000 a month (assuming a total of $25,000 / year). But that's about it. $3000 a month is a believable level of expenses. $9000 is not. Even $5000 is not, because he does not buy equipment or anything else on a regular basis.
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This whole "9k a month isn't that much for a two person household" has been boggling my mind. Like, fucks sake if you gave me a job where I made 9k a month I legitimately don't know how I'd manage to spend that shit down to nothing, or negative by the end of the month and I'm a moron.

I've been watching DS9 recently and it hit me the other day: Phil is like a retarded ferengi. All of them are obsessed with accumulating wealth and possessions, just like our Phillip. The biggest difference being that ferengi are usually clever, and cunning as well as being surprisingly hardworking.

To prove my point, a few quick selections from the Rules of Acquisition:
10: Greed is eternal
23: Nothing is more important than your health, except your money
109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack
263: Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum

I rest my case.
QwahlityKahntent said:
“That was fuckin easy” yacht guy got denied
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The truest tragedy of our generation. I'm gonna pour one out for yacht guy.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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holy shit this is disgusting. this fucking parasite makes $120-$150k a year and is brainwashing his mentally challenged paypigs into thinking he can barely afford breakfast.

its insane that any platform would host a conartist like him. he is literally every bad character and physical trait combined into one person.
 
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LostMy1stAccount said:
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"I have enough money to buy us breakfast"
This motherfucker is really trying to convince everyone that they got literally nothing to eat in the house. :story:
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It truly is fascinating.
Radical Goodspeed said:
Did he send a Whale Call on his day off?

Nigga money aint crack, you cannot be needing this much dopamine.
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He might be doing it after reading my post here about consecutive days worked and he'll say the ole "I 'worked' 13 consecutive days..........." instead of streaming consecutive days. :story:
 
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Ya heard it here folks, it's Dave's god given right to live outside his means cause he WANTS TO LIVE HIS LIFE

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LostMy1stAccount said:
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"I have enough money to buy us breakfast"
This motherfucker is really trying to convince everyone that they got literally nothing to eat in the house. :story:
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Dude is acting like he scraped some pennies up under his couch and begged the store to let him buy some eggs. What a joke man his money management skills are the worst I've ever seen. You don't need to go to restaurants every day or even every week buy some cereal.
 
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