He Man Reboot Announced

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Well, good to know someone is going to die before the show even starts.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Jesus Kevin...spoiler alert! lol

 

[Kurtis Trent]

okay, but wholesome Teela x Adam

 

[Uranus Pink]

If you're trying to make Adam look like grown up homo twink for the love of Allah hire somebody or a fujoshi who can actually draw twink femboy not a 40 plus old over the hill tranny with a punchable face.

 

[feral cat #6385]

okay, but wholesome Teela x Adam View attachment 2365713View attachment 2365714

Why is Tela so much bigger than Adam?

I'm getting Poor Little White Guy vibes. Among other things.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

okay, but wholesome Teela x Adam View attachment 2365713

How much you wanna bet that first picture is just a prelude to Adam being judo flipped?

 

[Kurtis Trent]

you guys are better lower your expectations

 

[White Devil]

Why is Tela so much bigger than Adam?

I'm getting Poor Little White Guy vibes. Among other things.

Why does she look South American?

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Normally I don't care about children's entertainment (I'm an adult), but He-man is the first cartoon I remember watching and I loved it as a kid, so I will take a moment to ponder upon this degeneration:

This is pure fuckign shit. These are just random scribbles doodled on a character and the viewer is expected to pretend they are muscles. As a kid who wanted to see nice animated muscle guy I would be very disappointed

This is a good example of a recent animation in which muscles are properly designed. Biceps is biceps, triceps is triceps, latissimus dorsi is latissimus dorsi etc, as God intended

Children need to have anatomically correct cartoons or they will not feel motivated to start training to become the strongest Man alive. This new "He-man" is crap

 

[melcarba99]

Grace Randolph uploaded a non spoiler review and one of her points was "no strong male characters". The internet is gonna implode once it comes out.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Grace Randolph uploaded a non spoiler review and one of her points was "no strong male characters". The internet is gonna implode once it comes out.

Oh dear God no.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Grace Randolph uploaded a non spoiler review and one of her points was "no strong male characters". The internet is gonna implode once it comes out.

Yeah, her review of it pretty much confirmed the leaks.

She also craps on it pretty hard on it towards the end. Calling it, " the weakest of the Powerhouse Animations shows" and "its actions scenes are weak".

Here is the non-spoiler review she posted

 

[JohnDoe]

Grace Randolph uploaded a non spoiler review and one of her points was "no strong male characters". The internet is gonna implode once it comes out.

Yes. Make a show called He-Man, where the titular character literally becomes a massively built ultra bodybuilder hero to defeat evil....but leave out all the strong men. How will that work out?

Poorly.

 

[melcarba99]

Yes. Make a show called He-Man, where the titular character literally becomes a massively built ultra bodybuilder hero to defeat evil....but leave out all the strong men. How will that work out?

Poorly.

And Grace is super woke, so she pointing that out means it wil be super blatant.

 

[White Devil]

Fucking knew a He-Man show in 2021 would turn out to be a trashfire. Nothing is sacred.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Fucking knew a He-Man show in 2021 would turn out to be a trashfire. Nothing is sacred.

It's a He-Man show being made by a man who cries at the very mention of anything Star Wars. It never stood a chance.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

"I will not take a life to save a life"

"If kneeling and begging is what you want, there is no shame in doing so. I beg you to help me save another's life"

"I only fight when I must. And each time, I hope it is the last time"

These are direct quotes from the original Filmation He-Man.

Oh yeah, super toxic. I am so glad that they are working to stomp that out in 2021.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

So basically according to spoilers I've read, He-Man dies immediately (and then possibly comes back only to die again) so lesbian Teela can take over, and all the male characters are weak?

Glad to hear I can skip this then.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

Kevin Smith is living proof that you can't by on simping, tears and gagging at the mouse's cock even if all your talent ran out 20 years ago

The last remotely decent thing this motherfucker release was over 10 years ago

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

Kevin Smith owes Clownfish TV an apology.