DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Veezy00]

Guys there isn't enough popcorn

 

[Fill Bern El]

DUDE, he SAID he only had food for 2 or so days. HOW DID DETRACTORS MAKE IT UP WHAT

 

[Iron Hamster]

We are so goddamn jealous of Phil's amazing 13 year begacy lmao

Indeed. The burden of knowing where our next dollar is coming from is too much to bear

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"Election fraud! Qanon!"
My cheeks hurt from laughing so hard goddamn.

 

[Forbidden Math]

We're qanon again.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Yeah, he wasn't bothered by the tractors at all yesterday! Ha ha! "Doesn't effect me at all."

 

[UaineRunei]

Btw, I just want to register in the Gout Book of Souls that the video I retweeted and he didn't reply was a correct response, because he was an hypocrite in the "ProJarec Fiasco",

But since I visit KF, I can't be right anymore. Well, he got me.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Did he just admit to have spent more than $200 in a single day?

"GOT AN EMAIL ABOUT SOMETHING THAT I ORDERED YESTERDAY"

HOLY SHIT, SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN

This can't all possibly be bought with his recent contribution income, on top of his normal WWEC spending, can it? I'm beginning to think maybe his parents are involved or he is cajoling Khet into forking over her hard-earned cash so he can "improve the shtreeems"

He ordered breakfast instead of going out because it was cheaper!

That. Is. Insane. He is losing his mind.

Two dollars at the Renton Krogers gives you a family size box of cereal that should last you and Kat at least a work week. Two fucking dollars. Someone needs to knock some kind of reality check into him because he's actually going off the deep end with his lies.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The thousand loud idiots vs. the four members of the silent majority.

 

[hundredthousand]

If you count all of oic's hundreds of sock accounts donating under different names then I guess you could call that the silent majority...

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I love how this tale of hardship is going to be punctuated by the new chair reveal

Guys I've been mistreated for not getting my money when I wanted...oh here's a reeecliner. followed by that shitty dun dun dun music button.

Yesterday Phil was at "NEAR DISASTER LEVELS"

Near disaster meaning that he or his wife would have to go shopping this morning instead of yesterday.

I've never heard anything like this pre-stream.

I like one of his twitter responses to shopping tomorrow(today) and taking that day off. He told the person Muh wife and I have to work tomorrow. I know he won't leave the house without his service horse but he makes HIS OWN FUCKING SCHEDULE lol

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

All that matters is his wife loves his appearance. His uneven goatee, his lopsided face, the jowls that resemble Droopy the dog, the sickly skin, the greasy hair are all things Kat thinks are very sexy.

It surprises that I haven't seen any mentions about his gay hand gestures. Phil is a clown but what annoys me (the most) visually are his disgusting hooves. They are so flappy(?). It's like he has no muscle at all...I know that he is just a bag made of necrotic skin. Most recent exemple I can remember:

Also, also:
Where the fuck is Khet's money at?
If Dave's income all goes straight to bills (aka Champions), surely your loving, caring wife is able to pay one time for your day off since she works soooo hard everyday.

You can't expect Kat to cut her Jim money. Where else can she have daily Tyrone training?

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

Man, I sure do love living rent-free in Phil's head.

 

[Jasper2K]

Phil used "silent majority" and "I wouldn't be here without my supporters* in the same breath. You mean the 5-6 whales Phil? God this "silent majority" meme is autistic as fuck. On another note he is MAD today. The trolls definitely got to him

 

[FormerPro]

DUDE, he SAID he only had food for 2 or so days. HOW DID DETRACTORS MAKE IT UP WHAT

The man is actually out of control. He was calling people mentally ill for saying he had no food in the house and in the very next sentence saying "it would have been dicey by the weekend... NEAR DISASTER LEVELS". Apparently you have to be very specific about what day this week Phil is going to starve to death, if you're off by a few hours you're the dregs of society.

 

[marlintan]

You’re giving Phil too much credit. Unless the noose comes prepared, he wouldn’t know what to do.

Yea, about 3 too many steps

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

This is some of the wackiest projecting I’ve seen in a long time

Yes, Yes it is.

Guys there isn't enough popcorn

If his sadboi tears were popcorn....you'd have a lifetime supply

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Boy, this prestream segment did not disappoint

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Boy, this prestream segment did not disappoint

Hit a high of 560 viewers.

$0 in tips.

 

[actually]

$0 in tips.

Yeah, but has he started actually acknowledging the tips? He usually sits on them for a while to eek out a few more.