Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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Maybe them going days without food is a blessing in disguise. Jasmine and Lou could lose a few pounds tbh.

Spoiler: Assorted tweets from Jasmine that I thought were funny.

Spoiler: He even tried begging on fucking Minecraft.

Spoiler: What Jasmine thinks he looks like.

Spoiler: NSFL.

Spoiler: What he actually looks like.

Spoiler: What that last photo reminds me of.

Spoiler: His house looks awfully furnished for supposed "POVERTY".

Not to mention his many, many toys. Note the multiple full bookshelves in the background.

A quick Google search for the Technic revealed it to be a BMR R 1200, and considering it's a retired product, the lowest I saw it was ninety fucking usd dollars. The Technic Racing Yacht was at least sixty five usd dollars.

Anybody able to recognize that laptop model off the keyboard?

I'm forcing myself to stop scrolling, otherwise this'll get even longer. Sorry for the off topic.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Maybe them going days without food is a blessing in disguise. Jasmine and Lou could lose a few pounds tbh.

Spoiler: Assorted tweets from Jasmine that I thought were funny.

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Spoiler: He even tried begging on fucking Minecraft.

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Spoiler: What Jasmine thinks he looks like.

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Spoiler: NSFL.

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Spoiler: What he actually looks like.

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Spoiler: What that last photo reminds me of.

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Spoiler: His house looks awfully furnished for supposed "POVERTY".

Not to mention his many, many toys. Note the multiple full bookshelves in the background.
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Anybody able to recognize that laptop model off the keyboard?
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I'm forcing myself to stop scrolling, otherwise this'll get even longer. Sorry for the off topic.

>hear someone is in poverty
>ask if they have a job
>doesn't elaborate
fucking based, Akantorrr

 

[GayDemiBoy]

Spoiler: NSFL.

Spoiler: NSFL.

Why am I not shocked that Lou's other shitty friend is into Homestuck? That's the heart, doom and void aspects on that things chest. Lou seems to make friends who are fully grown and into the most autistic fandoms.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Pidmon's employment history:


https://twitter.com/Pidmon/status/1123735129082429444 | https://archive.li/mcf9S

Tl;dr: Fell ass-first into a couple of cushy white-collar jobs that I would have killed for back when I was in college and spending my summers doing factory work, then got fired from them for reasons that I'm sure were in no way his fault. Found a job at an Internet cafe where he was traumatized by hearing words. Is now afraid of bald men because a baldie at the Internet cafe gave him a leave of absence to take care of his spiraling mental health. paypal.me/psiidmon plz gibz.

Spoiler: Still better than Lou

But at least he looks for work, or at least claims to.

https://twitter.com/Pidmon/status/1232622678009188357

He even got offered a job once doing CAD, but had to turn it down because they wanted him to work 37 hours a week. paypal.me/psiidmon plz gibz.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Pidmon's employment history:

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https://twitter.com/Pidmon/status/1123735129082429444 | https://archive.md/mcf9S

Tl;dr: Fell ass-first into a couple of cushy white-collar jobs that I would have killed for back when I was in college and spending my summers doing factory work, then got fired from them for reasons that I'm sure were in no way his fault. Found a job at an Internet cafe where he was traumatized by hearing words. Is now afraid of bald men because a baldie at the Internet cafe gave him a leave of absence to take care of his spiraling mental health. paypal.me/psiidmon plz gibz.

Spoiler: Still better than Lou

But at least he looks for work, or at least claims to.
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https://twitter.com/Pidmon/status/1232622678009188357

He even got offered a job once doing CAD, but had to turn it down because they wanted him to work 37 hours a week. paypal.me/psiidmon plz gibz.
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I get that mental health shit can make the stresses of an average job a lot more daunting, and considering this dude sounds like an absolutely histrionic basket case I feel like he definitely qualified for 'mental health shit', if not the particular stuff he claims.

That said, I agree that the stuff that he was doing sounds pretty damn cushy. Long hours and crunch, maybe, but 'backbreaking labor' at an accounting firm? 'Mocked for diet' because he grabbed a soda? No, fatty, you just weigh as much as a blue whale calf and probably got told the same. And don't even get me started on the complaints about PTSD from having to sit on your ass minding a bunch of little brats playing Club Penguin or whatever, do jobs GET easier than that?
Also if you're trans (x to doubt) and put that little effort into passing, maybe try gender neutral slacks and a nice crisp collared shirt rather than hee hee dress go spinny. Unless you really want to sell them on you being mentally unhinged, which I guess he does. Doesn't Australia need special needs greeters at Walmart or something? That's starting to sound more his speed.

And yet somehow, incredibly, he IS still better than Louis 'Never Worked A Day In My Life' Gagliardi. I'm refusing to even count Lou's court-mandated bellringing, because A that was punishment for a literal crime and B I'm pretty sure you could outsource that job to a fairly dimwitted DOG and they'd bring in more donations.
Pic related, also better than Lou (obviously).

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Pidmon is also a streamer, so that's another example of him (minimally) succeeding where Lou has failed. He has a Twitch Channel at https://www.twitch.tv/pidmon, but hasn't streamed there since 2019. These days he streams occasionally with one Pokey, on Twitter at @fuckshitstreet and on Twitch as FunStuffAvenue.

https://twitter.com/Pidmon/status/1399109682086567938

We check FunStuffAvenue's archives for It Takes Two streams, and we find one where a commenter says "I'm only hearing Jasmine talking." So tune in around 17:30 to hear Pidmon's dainty feminine voice. (This video will likely disappear in a couple of weeks when it gets too old to retain. I'm not going to try to upload a 4 hour Twitch stream, and I don't have the time to figure out how to make a clip, unfortunately. Someone else is welcome to do it.)

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

www.twitch.tv

From this clip we also learn Pidmon's Xbox Live gamertag, PidmonGaming.

PidmonGaming - Xbox Gamertag

PidmonGaming's Xbox Live Profile. View their recently played xbox games, achievements and more

xboxgamertag.com

Interesting that he has 0 achievements on most of the games we can see (which suggests he only plays each one for a few minutes at most, shades of Lou again) but still has a gamerscore of over 37,000. Mine isn't much higher than that, and I've been on Xbox Live for 20 years.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Idiots like "Jasmine" claiming they have PTSD and shit irritates me so much. Its hard to even bring up mental health issues with non-psych doctors that might be informing symptoms you have at your PCP because it feels like you're going to have to justify that you ACTUALLY do have whatever you're talking about because of the amount of malingers around these days.

 

[Theophilus Thistler]

Idiots like "Jasmine" claiming they have PTSD and shit irritates me so much. Its hard to even bring up mental health issues with non-psych doctors that might be informing symptoms you have at your PCP because it feels like you're going to have to justify that you ACTUALLY do have whatever you're talking about because of the amount of malingers around these days.

I think even worse is that he's claiming his bad work times gave him CPTSD - a diagnoses usually given to victims of extensive and persistent child abuse.

 

[unidentified code]

You guys don't understand, he has a migraine so he needs comfort food.

 

[Childe]

This guy doesn’t actually get migranes, if he did he’d be huddled in bed with a sock over his eyes, not staring into a harsh screen bitching and complaining.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

LOU JUST DELIBERATELY MISGENDERED A FEMALE ARTIST


https://twitter.com/aceofdajungle/status/1418609151387717638 | https://archive.li/wip/ExGjU

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THIS IS THE WORST THING LOU HAS EVER DONE

THERE'S NO COMING BACK FROM THIS

 

[Spoonomancer]

LOU JUST DELIBERATELY MISGENDERED A FEMALE ARTIST

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THIS IS THE WORST THING LOU HAS EVER DONE

THERE'S NO COMING BACK FROM THIS

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE TOTALLY COOL THREAD FRIEND WHO CORRECTS LOU AFTER REALIZING HE MISGENDERED A (as far as I am aware, she is cis) FEMALE ARTIST

 

[Aunt Carol]

Big as Lou is physically (and as much as we wouldn't have sex with him), he's better thought of as the latest Judas Goat to bring a bunch of other furries/rat kings to the forums. If you think there's enough to make a thread on the few remaining individuals who orbit Lou, whether one for each of them or a containment for all of them, feel free. I'm not sure if they have enough to separate them from Lou's immense gravitational orbit, but the only real way to find out is for someone to dig, collate, and try it out in Prospering Grounds.

Away from Lou their specific idiocy and malignancy might stand out more, just currently they're overshadowed by the man with two dozen electronic devices and twice as many identity crises.

My journey to Lou was delayed because he's in Animal Control, and a lot of the furries have seemed same-y to me, albeit in a horrifying "horny for dogs" way.

Once I realized the Lou lifestyle is more about being a shameless workshy with a foot hole and poor reading comprehension, with occasional tiddycats, I was in.

Australian Lou seems like the only potential spinoff, but I have been wrong many times before.

 

[Narr Then]

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE TOTALLY COOL THREAD FRIEND WHO CORRECTS LOU AFTER REALIZING HE MISGENDERED A (as far as I am aware, she is cis) FEMALE ARTIST

That's probably why he's done it tbf, he thinks it's a massive insult to misgender cis women...a lot of them do, for some incomprehensible reason.

 

[Minister Burroughs]

I am absolutely delighted to say that progress has officially begun on Lou Gagliardi: 1000 Page Celebration Secret. It's super autistic, I'm having a grand old time, and Lou needs to have a meltdown so I can show it sooner rather than later.

I'm also thinking of maybe going back and grabbing one of his commissions to color for fun... anyone recall anything particularly horrifying that they'd like to see rendered with a huge obnoxious watermark over it? Tempted to do one of those Gneech ones he recolors every other Tuesday, since it would be a fun challenge due to Gneech's atrocious art but ALSO better than anything Lou does.

I'm looking forward to page 1000; it can't come quick enough. I'm sure the celebration will be legendary. I am working my way toward a 1000 page special of my own, a sequel of sorts, as threatened earlier.

Anybody able to recognize that laptop model off the keyboard?
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I'm forcing myself to stop scrolling, otherwise this'll get even longer. Sorry for the off topic.

Seems to be a Toshiba Satellite L870 or something very similar; it's hard to tell because Toshiba, like all computer companies, tend to re-use the same molding for several generations if they can get away with it. However, this is the closest I could find:

If you want one of your very own, too bad. Toshiba makes such shit laptops that they've all fallen to pieces or been thrown away. Except for this autist's.

 

[Berserker Armor]

Why am I not shocked that Lou's other shitty friend is into Homestuck? That's the heart, doom and void aspects on that things chest. Lou seems to make friends who are fully grown and into the most autistic fandoms.

If it makes you feel better with this autistic comfort of mine: most of the doom players die or have something fucked up happen to them, it’s almost a requirement of their aspect and was apart of one of the timelines in canon. actually 90% of the characters of these aspects die in some way even in the “good” timeline. It’s apart of god tiering. Kinda fucked up. Also the void is on there cuz one of the players was trooned out. Has to be.
Who knows. Maybe Aussie lou is telling the future with it. He’s fucked. Unless he puts his head in a oven ala dirk strider but he’s not gonna god tier.
Give me your autistic ratings

Also the way they are layered on there is so bad but I can’t help but think this is the source of trans tiger era just by the horrible colors being so alike

 

[Documenter]

Louis is going to give Corust and the farms what they want, he's going to get a job, stop grifting and make something of his life!

Oh wait no, suicide baiting again

archive

 

[Childe]

Louis is going to give Corust and the farms what they want, he's going to get a job, stop grifting and make something of his life!
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If he's planning on jumping ship all we have to do is look through the followers of fuckalope and undertale larper to find him again. He really isn't that subtle.

 

[GayDemiBoy]

If he's planning on jumping ship

I doubt that Lou is going to leave. If anything he'll go quiet for a few hours at most and change his handle. He'll go back to his usual and say any screenshots are fake and only ki*if*amers would believe that.

 

[Sintharia]

You guys don't understand, he has a migraine so he needs comfort food.
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You know what sucks about actual migraines? Being so nauseated that you can’t even think of food. Hyperosmia (odor sensitivity) causing food smells to make both the headache AND the nausea worse. The inability to function because the lights are too goddamn bright, your devices are too goddamn bright, and your own thoughts are too goddamn loud.

Most migraine sufferers just want to go about their lives without being laid low by a debilitating neurological condition where 30% effectiveness is considered a huge success rate for medication. But sure, migraines are a wonderful vanity illness that no one can disprove. And comfort food will make it go away.

Regarding Lou, I noticed that he was giving ass-pats to some guy who was upset over the whole Activision Blizzard lawsuit, but there was ZERO support for any of the women who had been sexually assaulted or harassed in the workplace at Blizz. Lou is a real champion of women, sticking his neckbeard out so far in solidarity.