Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride

I think the general consensus for some time has been that their relationship is technically legal.
What seems to escape them is that detectives showing up to their sick little love nest and questioning them accomplishes 3 things:
1. It's fucking hilarious.
2. Having internet shit translate to IRL shit is a jarring experience, and the knowledge that they are being closely watched and directly fucked with by weens is now a very real, concrete thing. This also increases the future likelihood of chimpouts by a significant margin.
3. Ashley appears to already be on thin ice with the current living situation. Having the cops show up and sniff around is going to exacerbate that if the parents find out. Which is also hilarious.
 
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2Spoopy said:
I wish whoever had called the cops had held their horses for a few months when the age difference will make it illegal.

Pretty damn sure the Romeo and Juliet clause doesn't continue past 19 even if a prior relationship existed.

Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm not up to date on my pedobear laws.
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Nope, sadly, the law goes up to the age of 24 but the other person needs to be at least 16.
 
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Ho Mo for Women said:
Here's what child bride has to say about the cops showing up:
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How stupid do you have to be to tell a cop you just got high?
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I know Adam's just a kid, but he is REMARKABLY stupid even for a teenager.

I kinda hope that he eventually cuts himself off from this parasite but if she drags him off from his parents and sucks him completely dry before leaving him ostracized and homeless... he kinda has it coming and I won't be shedding any tears.
 
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Sanae Kochiya said:
I know Adam's just a kid, but he is REMARKABLY stupid even for a teenager.

I kinda hope that he eventually cuts himself off from this parasite but if she drags him off from his parents and sucks him completely dry before leaving him ostracized and homeless... he kinda has it coming and I won't be shedding any tears.
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I'm still holding out hope that she'll wise up and dump Ashley's pimply pedo ass. You're right that if "Adam" screws up her life it will ultimately be her own fault, but it would still be a wasted life that Ashley helped ruin, probably just one in a chain of many.
 
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nonnewtonian said:
Ashley pierces her tongue, decides it's necessary to upload photo of her bloody mouth to Tumblr.
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(Anybody know if it's normal for lip piercings to look like this? I know nothing about piercings of any kind, but the skin STILL being pink and swollen after several weeks makes me raise an eyebrow.)
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Angle looks wrong and god help her if it gets infected. Which it probably will.
And now, we wait for the fun.
 
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nonnewtonian said:
Ashley pierces her tongue, decides it's necessary to upload photo of her bloody mouth to Tumblr.
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(Anybody know if it's normal for lip piercings to look like this? I know nothing about piercings of any kind, but the skin STILL being pink and swollen after several weeks makes me raise an eyebrow.)
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Lip piercings shouldn't look like that after a week, let alone several. She's obviously not taking very good care of it if it looks like that, it still looks like a fresh piercing, which means it's probably been infected, probably because she hasn't bothered to clean it.

As for the tongue piercing, it's sitting in a way that makes me think that it's either fake, or she's pierced it with a curved barbell, which is a huge no. If it's fake, no damage done, if it's real, that barbell is too small and her tongue is going to swell and she'll have to take it out before her tongue starts closing around the piercing and she ends up in hospital.
 
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nonnewtonian said:
(Anybody know if it's normal for lip piercings to look like this? I know nothing about piercings of any kind, but the skin STILL being pink and swollen after several weeks makes me raise an eyebrow.)
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It's a terrible angle, but it almost looks like the piercing is too high up on the lip rather than below it. Did she do it herself? Mine was red for maybe an hour after being done and swollen for no more than about 24 hours and I had no problems with it after that.
 
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OH MAN. You guys have no idea how happy I am to find this thread. I came across this person in March or something when they were still Springtrapp but then they changed their URL and I couldn't find the new one. I am going to have such a fun evening reading this.

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Ashley pierces her tongue, decides it's necessary to upload photo of her bloody mouth to Tumblr.
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(Anybody know if it's normal for lip piercings to look like this? I know nothing about piercings of any kind, but the skin STILL being pink and swollen after several weeks makes me raise an eyebrow.)
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Jesus Christ, that's horrific.
 
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Chippy said:
OH MAN. You guys have no idea how happy I am to find this thread. I came across this person in March or something when they were still Springtrapp but then they changed their URL and I couldn't find the new one. I am going to have such a fun evening reading this.


Jesus Christ, that's horrific.
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Tuck in, my friend. You'll either find the insanity delicious or disturbing.. Either way, it's a wild ride.
 
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My bets are on her getting a belly button barbell thinking anything would do and piercing her tongue herself with God knows what. Looks like she's in a home bathroom in that photo. Eeesh. The piercings all look so poorly sat and infected the smart money says they're all DIY.

How long before she decides to do stick and pokes or gets herself a tattoo machine off of eBay?

Her face still makes me gag too.
 
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I think dum-dum used a curved belly bar to pierce her tongue, oh boy this is gonna be good, that things gonna swell like crazy and dum-dum will have to go to hospital to have it removed, nevermind the fact that the lip piercings look infected too. All because dum-dum wanted to be 'hardcore'.
 
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