Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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I've been busy all day and just wanted a quick look at the front page to see if anything new happened before bed, and now I'm faces with 341 pages of one of the biggest shitstorms I've ever seen on this site. Chris fucked his mom and I'm too tire for this shit.
Holy fuck.
 
As I previously said, I have expanded the wiki article. I have tried to respect her pronouns, and can only ask that people who contribute do the same. It is unprofessional and unencyclopedic to blithly ignore them.
We could be finding out about Barb's rape, murder, and rape again by the hands of her own offspring and you faggots would still come and shit up the thread about pronouns.
 
Just face it dude. Dad isn't coming back. You can't come back from cancer AIDS.
No, I'm well aware. Jim's in a bad way and should really just be staying as comfortable as he can and chilling with his wife. I'm just feeling wistful.

I already watched TotalBiscuit livetweet his dying moments - and I didn't even watch the guy's content. I just popped into his thread one day. I'd rather not see that happen with someone I actually liked.
" I was just horny" Probably the roughest part of the call for me.
Of course the CWCki's down, but Chris did a (particularly) weird comic a while back, I think featuring some of the "Brony analysists" that blocked him - something about him cleansing his "root chakra" and feeling much more sexual because of it.

I don't think it was relatively recent, but I'm starting to wonder. I wonder if he stopped taking his titty skittles like he did his Lipitor and Paxil and started getting the urge again.

I dunno, man. This shit's fucked.
 
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Boy the way that Chrischan played
Sonic games at the arcade.
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days.

And you knew who you were then,
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a man
Like Orange man again.

Didn't need to dialate,
Everyone was healthy weight.
Gee our old dimension was great.
Those were the days.
 
I see trolls from Kiwi Farms coming to wikipedia, and I just wanted to engage with you and try to deter the unproductive vandalism that apparently seems to come from your quarters. I have been nothing but respectful, and hope that the same can be extended back to Wikipedia.
Chris Chan is out here giving milfs such mindblowing orgasms it cures their dementia, meanwhile you're spending your free time editing wikipedia to include tranny pronouns. Think about that.
 
Someone raped their old dementia-sick mom. It can't get any shittier than this.
Here's an example pulled from real life: Hypothetically, let's visit ten years in the future, and someone says they heard back from CWC.

He's found a place to live, someone lends him their trailer in exchange for some work while they're at their job. He mentions obliquely his "wife" keeps telling him she wants to watch spongebob... you're happy he turned his life around! Maybe he married someone a little special like him, or she's just an avowed 90's kid.

You hear her voice in the background, and your stomach drops. You put together what kind of work he's doing. Turns out he's 'working' as a babysitter, and he's taken to calling the 6 year old girl in his care his wife. The mother doesn't really care about any molestation, after all "he's so nice" and "he's basically asexual, right?". She long ago gave up on sending the girl to school because she'll miss out on money if she loses custody. You call the sherriff's office for an intervention, hoping against hope your hunch is wrong and you're overreacting.

This is a real situation I saw one time, and it's fairly sanitized of the grosser details. In this case, the guy is still in prison. He was mentally damaged maybe worse than chris, he only really realized he did something heinously wrong once he had some jail time under his belt. He really can't model or empathize with people, so he thought his "new love" (barf barf barf I hate even typing that) was just as over the moon as he was in their new relationship. The very idea she was horrified was not even in the realm of possibility to him.
I am like 90% sure that she pushed him into actually doing it. In the call she mentioned something about dancing with barb or meeting her atleast, and was totally going along with his rapey shit. If chris did this all on his own without trolls pushing him into doing it then I will be shocked.
Wouldn't this be the gold medal, the brass ring for the trolls? Think about it, you could be THE troll, the guy that took an internet legend and undid him, induced him to acts directly contravening natural instincts so strong they make the uninitiated dry wretch. You have ruined an era, destroyed a mascot, like painting a mustache on the mona lisa. It profanes what was once a relatively fun piece of internet lore.
I really do feel bad for null right now. He not only has to keep up to date with this whole mess, he also has to deal with potential legal issues concerning this shit show.
I feel bad for him, as kinda the ONLY positive helping force in Chris's life, he's now catching flak from all the do-gooders who expect everyone to turn on a dime and excise the CWC from reality. In days past, family would have taken care of these, but in our hyper-individualist society, there's only the barely-existent 'safety net' of prison. Barb already burned most bridges she could've ever made in life years ago, now there's nothing but the state. Especially sad because chris was fixing himself, getting better. I guess his sex drive surged, once he started feeling like a productive adult for the first time. (ew.)


Our society only really has prison for these people, these days. Sure there are group homes and living systems, but all my exp. points to those being temporary for people like chris. He'll avoid anything that tells him 'no' or tries to make him healthy. He'll disappear into the ether and it all begins anew.
 
Can I get links to the lives/videos?

Thread is moving too fast for me to find anything even with searching
All the goods are in OP, the rest is largely just memes and people squealing in terror at the hell that is their timeline. Far as I can tell there isn't other media and no "grannyfuck video" despite the rumors, at least at this point in time.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DHTDillinThomas/status/1421244971894534147
Is the only other real info dump, but even that is just confirming OP isn't fake.
 
Checking in during my lunch break at work after I get slapped with this in fresh in the morning earlier.

This isn't a crime, it's an abomination
 
jesus christ, what a ride. i woke up to this at 6 in the morning. it's midnight now. 343 pages not counting the old locked thread. this might not be the end of cwc, but it's definitely the end of the cwc i had in my mind. he's no longer a funny sperg who makes comics, he's a dangerous incestuous sperg who rapes old ladies. i dunno if i'll ever be able to read sonichu again, or jokingly say "electric hedgehog power" with my friends. fuck.
 
To think that we all genuinely thought that Barb was going to die. But now he's by definition sexually assaulted his own mother.

I genuinely think he's finally going to face consequences and permanent changes. Theres no way you can simply skirt on by and not expect to face facts. However Barb is to blame for a majority of what has happened with Chris. She is a manipulative neglectful old woman and because of that.....stuff like this happens. I think she's going to be put in a home.

Basically this was a sinkhole waiting to happen.....
 
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