Containment Random Chris Updates

Josterman said:
That’s something not to be proud of
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My point exactly.
Chris has proven, yet again, he's a disgrace of a human and a failure of a son, shared the info online and now countless of people are going online to read up on this mother fucking piece of trash.
Chris: "well, of course I'm the most searched person. I AM a Goddess with billions of fans, you know."
 
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macguyver16 said:
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Lookie at this here art!

Shame no one wants it. Or is buying it. If they were maybe then you wouldn't have to go find a job putting sponges in bags or whatever you're probably barely capable of doing.

And of top of that, she ain't even using one of her own pieces as a pfp, she's using the premade assets bullshit
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SAD!

For all the hate Rosa gives to Chris, at least Chris is selling his work, and maybe he'll get a trip with some spending money out of it!

lol have fun playing with those plastic dinosaurs you obviously own, dweeb.
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Hi Rosa, if you ever happen to read this, I still think you are a dweeb, but I rescind sticking up for Chris. And you are a better artist than he is.

and the picture with your cat is cute.
 
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I have never followed up on Chris Chan news, I know he's the reason for this site existence, but all I got to say after reading about this news of him trending is wtf.
 
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It has been CONFIRMED that due to the Incest leaks, Everfree Northwest has revoked Chris's ticket, rendering him unable to attend.
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Ch@nnel-Sh!ft said:
It has been CONFIRMED that due to the Incest leaks, Everfree Northwest has revoked Chris's ticket, rendering him unable to attend.
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I don't know what Chris is going to be upset at the worst: Not going to Everfree, or possible criminal charges for incest/elder abuse.
 
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Ch@nnel-Sh!ft said:
It has been CONFIRMED that due to the Incest leaks, Everfree Northwest has revoked Chris's ticket, rendering him unable to attend.
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I'll admit, i'm a little surprised a seattle based anything would object to redneck, transgender incest.

I'm also sure this is what will hurt chris the most, here.
 
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Ch@nnel-Sh!ft said:
It has been CONFIRMED that due to the Incest leaks, Everfree Northwest has revoked Chris's ticket, rendering him unable to attend.
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I wish the scandal was delayed until the Everfree is over. We'll never be able to see him sperg on G5 and wearing his leotard.

RBennets29 said:
*Turning In card

Never change, Chris. You've always lacked social awareness, but lets hope you realize the potential shitstorm coming your way. But who cares, you deserve every bit of it.
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I never thought his tarot card picking is getting accurate.
 
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Abarefiller said:
We always joked that Chris had an Oedipus Complex, but we never expected for the ball of lard to fuck his mom and then brag how he did it better than his own dad.
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In the old days, we joked that Chris was a closeted fag, but the common consensus was "nah, come on, he's just an effeminate pussy, but he's straight".

We also used to joke about Chris believing in cartoon land, but the common consensus was "nah, come on, he doesn't really believe that, he just really wishes it would be real".

And look where we are now with this sick fuck.



By the way, sorry if this is already well known, but this is difficult to follow with so much noise: where the fuck is Chris now, if, according to Null, he has nowhere to stay and can't afford a hotel stay until the GoFundMe money can be released?

Homeless saga teaser?
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
In the old days, we joked that Chris was a closeted fag, but the common consensus was "nah, come on, he's just an effeminate pussy, but he's straight".

We also used to joke about Chris believing in cartoon land, but the common consensus was "nah, come on, he doesn't really believe that, he just really wishes it would be real".

And look where we are now with this sick fuck.



By the way, sorry if this is already well known, but this is difficult to follow with so much noise: where the fuck is Chris now, if, according to Null, he has nowhere to stay and can't afford a hotel stay until the GoFundMe money can be released?

Homeless saga teaser?
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I wish we should joke about him getting a job and a few friends that would make the best of him.
 
Godzilla@1989 said:
Could he serve prison for this as well?
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Null said:
Incest is a Class 1 Misdemeanor with penalties going up to 1 year in jail.
It is apparently a Class 5 Felony if between mother/son.

"Class 5 felonies are “wobblers,” crimes that can be either a felony or a misdemeanor, depending on how the crime is charged and, sometimes, how the judge or jury decides to treat a conviction. Class 5 felonies in Virginia are punishable by: 1 to 10 years in prison (when the conviction is a felony), or up to 12 months in jail and a fine of $2,500 (misdemeanor)." (Source)
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Ohho, man. And so, the dominoes begin to fall. I really wonder what's going through Chris' head right now. He must have gotten the news about that already and he must be PISSED. I'm a little disappointed about it myself but only because I was A) interested to see how Chris would handle the airport and B) really hoping air security would take away that disgusting medallion.
 
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Count Olaf said:
Ohho, man. And so, the dominoes begin to fall. I really wonder what's going through Chris' head right now. He must have gotten the news about that already and he must be PISSED. I'm a little disappointed about it myself but only because I was A) interested to see how Chris would handle the airport and B) really hoping air security would take away that disgusting medallion.
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TFW when a literal villain who tried to murder three orphans for a fourtune is a less despicable person than Chris
 
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I just wanted to take a moment to appreciate the years of discussion on this board with the most interesting fellas as we're filled with trannies, newfags and journalists in the main thread. I should take a break.

It has been an honor.

@TheOnlyYamchaFan @ToroidalBoat @Mariposa Electrique @Pickle Inspector @Tikbalang @BigTubboWithLittleChina @horrorfan89 @Count Olaf @Hogar Grupal @Chrus Chundlur @JuanButNotForgotten @Blue Miaplacidus @The Un-Clit @AnOminous and the good Kiwis I'm surely missing.
 
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